|
0/4
|
37%
|
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) |
"
The movie paints crude and insulting portraits of Israelis and Palestinians, going in for the basest stereotypes that would only bring a smile to the face of a Klansman."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jun 5, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
21%
|
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"
What is most extraordinary about Semi-Pro is that someone actually provided money to produce it. The funding probably came from someone who did not - or could not - read the script."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Feb 28, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
40%
|
Nacho Libre (2006) |
"
The humor is strictly grade school. The movie is missing the wit and charm Hess, who directs, created for Napoleon Dynamite and White and Black used in School of Rock."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jun 16, 2006
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Holy Matrimony (1994) |
"
A total embarrassment; not Nimoy's best work behind the camera."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Oct 19, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
King Kong Lives (1986) |
"
Why?"
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jun 26, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1963) |
"
Too bad!!"
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jun 26, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
81%
|
Flash Gordon (1980) |
"
a total bomb; an insult to the original serials; not even good camp."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Aug 20, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
15%
|
Idle Hands (1999) |
"
If an original thought found its way into this horror-comedy it would die of loneliness."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"
It can stand as the quintessential example of big moviemaking ineptitude."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
.25/4
|
6%
|
Corky Romano (2001) |
"
A sloppy, sophomoric feature."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Oct 12, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
26%
|
Your Highness (2011) |
"
"Your Highness" is ... built on a flimsy house of profane cards that begins crumbling with the opening narration and never recovers."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Apr 8, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
38%
|
National Lampoon's Blackball (2005) |
"
Blackball is a cinematic dirty bomb, a mediocre "comedy" that offers as many laughs as a dentist's drill. "
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Feb 11, 2005
|
|
0.5/4
|
38%
|
Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde (2003) |
"
The screenplay ... is more a bunch of bromides, pronouncements and touchy-feely Dr. Phil-Oprah cliches randomly tossed together on sheets of paper."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jul 11, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
21%
|
Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"
Sloppy and derivative."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Aug 22, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
16%
|
The Astronaut's Wife (1999) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
11%
|
End of Days (1999) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
25%
|
Reindeer Games (Deception) (2000) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
17%
|
The Haunting (1999) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
30%
|
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
12%
|
My Favorite Martian (1999) |
"
It is a movie that contains laughs, but they are more of the embarrassing type than ones created by humorous situations."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
10%
|
Head Over Heels (2001) |
"
This is a movie that is totally forgettable. As a matter of fact, I've forgotten about it already."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
31%
|
Brokedown Palace (1999) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
36%
|
Blue Streak (1999) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
33%
|
The 13th Warrior (1999) |
"
This stinker barks. It has been fermenting for a couple of years as the creative minds behind it continued to cut, recut then cut again, trying to make steak out of ground beef."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
25%
|
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
55%
|
Blade (1998) |
"
[It] could have used lots of sharpening."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
42%
|
What Planet Are You From? (2000) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
27%
|
Hollow Man (2000) |
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Amityville II: The Possession (1982) |
"
Should have torn down the house after the first movie."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Dec 11, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Judge Dredd (1995) |
"
A bomb; I dread having to ever see this turkey again."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Nov 21, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Loose Cannons (1990) |
"
Not one of the best efforts from either Hackman or Aykroyd."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Nov 16, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
Annie (1982) |
"
Huston's biggest misfire; ponderous and sluggish."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Oct 19, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Africa Screams! (1949) |
"
And the continent probably would after viewing one of the weakest of the A&C comedies."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jun 12, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
Hurricane (1979) |
"
a terrible remake; a strong wind should have blown this production away before a foot of film was shot."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted May 2, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Striking Distance (1993) |
"
Not one of Willis' best efforts; very formulaic and uninteresting."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Mar 20, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
The Fan (1996) |
"
Strike three, you're out. A stinker that should have been postponed because of inept filmmaking."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Mar 18, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
31%
|
The Cannonball Run (1981) |
"
A movie that should have crashed at the starting line."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Feb 15, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Queen of Outer Space (Queen of the Universe) (1958) |
"
A s-f turkey that never should have blasted off."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Feb 12, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
Son of Kong (1933) |
"
One of the worst sequels ever produced; a blot on the name of King Kong."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jan 7, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
31%
|
Airport 1975 (1974) |
"
Another sequel that should have been grounded."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Dec 7, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Orca - The Killer Whale (1977) |
"
The whale should have sunk every reel of this silliness in the deepest part of the ocean."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Nov 29, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
45%
|
Fade to Black (1980) |
"
A film that gives movie buffs a bad name."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Oct 17, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Scream, Blacula, Scream! (1973) |
"
A unworthy sequel to a good idea."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Oct 12, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
King Solomon's Mines (1985) |
"
A shallow and pale remake; stick with the 1950 version."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Oct 12, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze (1991) |
"
This one should have oozed out of the can before it got into any theaters."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Sep 11, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
65%
|
Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) |
"
But this movie is hard to take. Sorry, go back to your own planet."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Sep 11, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
The Little Rascals (1994) |
"
A travesty; not worthy of the original shorts."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Sep 11, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
A Song Is Born (1948) |
"
the original Ball of Fire is 10 times better."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted Jun 20, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Shining Through (1992) |
"
Griffith as an American spy posing as a German during WWII. Gimme a break!!!"
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted May 21, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Slime People (1962) |
"
Just slither away from this grade Z offering."
—
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
Posted May 21, 2003
|