Brian Orndorf

Brian Orndorf

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

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Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
3306
Location:
East Coast

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Showing 51 - 100 of 3306
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
B+ 65% Antiviral (2013) " It seems the poisoned apple doesn't fall far from the rotting tree. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Apr 11, 2013
B 88% The Angels' Share (2013) " I'm not suggesting The Angels' Share is a chock full of bellylaughs, but it's the first Loach film in some time that lacks the sensation of having a plastic grocery bag pulled over one's face." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Apr 11, 2013
B 62% Evil Dead (2013) " It's predictable to lament the loss of Campbell and Raimi, yet Alvarez constructs a pleasing, moist reawakening, and one that could lead to a few groovy directions of its own if sequels ever come to fruition." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Apr 5, 2013
A 92% Jurassic Park: An IMAX 3D Experience (2013) " A beast of a movie is gifted a superfluous-but-superb rouging of the cheeks, offering fanatics something new to study while newcomers will be ruined for any future television airings. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Apr 5, 2013
C 27% The Brass Teapot (2013) " Missing numerous layers of sickness, fearful of pushing a plot of pain on its audience, forcing them to study the complexity of unsavory desires with unlikable characters. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Apr 5, 2013
B 44% Thale (2013) " Solid work from writer/director Aleksander Nordaas, who shapes a beguiling monster movie without ever truly indulging the tropes that often accompany the chaos. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Apr 5, 2013
C 16% Temptation (2013) " Should've been left short and sinister. Embellishing the material with superfluous detail only manages to water down the movie's inviting soap opera decadence." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 29, 2013
B- 38% Phil Spector (2013) " Doesn't display any dramatic direction, but it has thespian verve and more than a few great scenes to help digest any inconsistencies and interruptions Mamet refuses to iron out." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 29, 2013
D+ 28% G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) " Chu would rather drain the film of color, downplay his only real moviemaking asset, and yes, bring back the dopey nanomite menace. This is not progress." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
D+ 9% The Host (2013) " The production seems genuinely fearful of turning this effort into anything more than a dewy tale of deliverance, with a side portion of hunks. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
B+ 40% Mental (2013) " Hilarious but a tonal bucking bronco, the effort is perhaps best reserved for viewers in the mood for a runaway mine cart viewing experience, willing to absorb all the chaos Hogan happily provides. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
B 70% Wrong (2013) " Wrong, despite its off-putting opening scene, carries itself in a bright, curious manner that encourages deeper investigation into Dolph's seriously messed-up week of misfortune. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
B- 65% Starbuck (2013) " Huard carries a great deal of the comedy, making sure Starbuck has an accessible funny bone to go along with its engorged heart." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
C 38% Family Weekend (2013) " In need of a more judicious editor and a game plan to approach the steady erosion of marriage with a profound hit of honesty, not just a sitcom-style presentation of forced therapy. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
D —— A Resurrection (2013) " Duncan is the best thing about A Resurrection, brightening up the picture with the ten minutes of screen time he has, showing more comfort and range than anyone else in this dreary, cheapy effort." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
F 0% InAPPropriate Comedy (2013) " In the right hands and with a sharpness of wit, there's comedy gold in taboo-smashing material. InAPPropriate Comedy is overseen by the ShamWow Guy. You've been warned." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
D 66% Spring Breakers (2013) " It's a sleazy, snoozy, borderline insufferable motion picture. If you see the film, just know that you'll probably have to register as a sex offender afterwards." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
F 47% Olympus Has Fallen (2013) " Olympus Has Fallen is one of the dumbest films I have ever seen. And I've watched all of Tyler Perry's movies. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
A- 69% The Croods (2013) " Superbly constructed, dazzlingly animated, and genuinely hilarious, with a spirited mood of adventure and a pleasing read of maturation. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
B- 52% Hoffa (1992) " DeVito is blasting away with the audacity of a film student, making Hoffa an effort of extraordinary detail, craftsmanship, and directorial ingenuity." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
D+ —— Judas Kiss (2010) " Undone by half-baked characters and inconsistencies, keeping focus off the key elements of heartache Tepnapa and Pedraza hope will be strong enough to define the viewing experience. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
B+ 71% Natural Selection (2012) " Previously cornered in mousy or sarcastic roles, Harris is challenged by Natural Selection, bringing out the best in the actress, who I hope is offered more juicy dramatic opportunities like this. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
D —— El Lince Perdido (Missing Lynx) (2008) " It's a dispiriting picture that's content to coast on moldy formula and threadbare technical achievements to entertain. Your kids deserve better. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
C 43% Admission (2013) " It's certainly a pleasant picture, but far from the knuckleball wit and goofball wonder Fey is typically associated with. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
B+ 100% The Waiting Room (2012) " Grim but enlightening, perhaps required viewing for those who care to debate themselves blue about a crisis they'll never fully understand. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
B 93% Barbara (2012) " Isn't a tightly wound story of sacrifice, yet its distance is alluring, retaining secrets and motivations, building to a satisfying conclusion." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
C- 80% Eden (2013) " There should be more to chew on with a story as horrific as this, yet writer/director Megan Griffiths isn't interested in the crucial details of decay, robbing the film of necessary motivations and a lasting welt of reality. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
D+ 13% Love And Honor (2013) " Love and Honor is capable of much more than predictable melodrama, though director Danny Mooney seems absolutely determined to ease this effort into a honeyed coma as quickly as possible. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 20, 2013
C- 29% Upside Down (2013) " A stunning visual experience spoiled by a trainwreck of a screenplay...certainly something to see, but difficult to sit through." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 15, 2013
B+ 67% Stoker (2013) " Unpredictable and enchantingly outlandish, the movie is often extraordinarily composed. Perhaps it's far from perfect, but the atmosphere is deliciously thick with psychosis and the characters ideally unraveled. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 14, 2013
C+ 37% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) " Storytelling only blocks access to the movie's funny bone, making viewers wait patiently for bursts of activity that reward immensely but are few and far between." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 14, 2013
C 41% The Call (2013) " Goes from passably engaging to insulting in a hurry, finding Anderson unable to make the sloppily cut puzzle pieces fit, relying on moldy trends in horror cinema to maintain pressure. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 14, 2013
B 96% Blancanieves (2013) " A humorous, heartbreaking return to old moviegoing habits, using fairy tale inspiration to emphasize heroes and villains while retaining a bittersweet quality that keeps the effort earthbound." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 14, 2013
A- 81% From Up On Poppy Hill (2013) " Although they've dabbled in earthbound matters before, Studio Ghibli serves up a refreshing reminder of their singular animation gifts, offering a spare but endearing effort that's absolutely enchanting." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 13, 2013
B 79% Ginger & Rosa (2013) " Emotional and real, even when it takes a few soap opera detours, always returning to a place of scrambled teen introspection that's engaging and, in many ways, relatable. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 13, 2013
A- 93% Lore (2013) " A burning portrait of consciousness and endurance, gracefully acted and strikingly realized, producing an honest sense of emotional disruption, while concluding on a powerful note of cultural and familial rejection." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 13, 2013
B+ 59% Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) " Raimi manages to return to this well-worn fantasy world and find new notes to play, while retaining his unmistakable filmmaking interests in dented valiance and spooky developments. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
C- 30% Emperor (2013) " Romance is an unnecessary addition, but there's a lot more disappointment to come with this lackluster effort. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
C 66% The We and the I (2013) " Ambition only carries the viewing experience so far, as most of the effort is strangled by a persistent unpleasantness and Gondry's tone-deaf way with establishing sympathy for this public transit motley crew. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
B- 95% West of Memphis (2012) " Isn't unnecessary, but it's often superfluous." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
B+ 92% No (2013) " Fascinating work from director Pablo Larrain and screenwriter Pedro Peirano, who manage to slip into the skin of a beleaguered country and detail the urgency of a revolution, sold one jingle at a time. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
C 37% Dead Man Down (2013) " Oplev loses control of tone and purpose to make things go boom, making it extremely difficult to recall the positive aspects of this unsteady, chunky thriller." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
B 50% Into the White (2013) " Generates a satisfactory amount of suspense and personality to achieve its limited goals, successfully spinning routine with welcome attention to character. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
B 53% The Girl (2013) " It's a spare film, but deeply felt and convincing, while bringing Cornish into a whole new light as an actress." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
C 25% Phantom (2013) " When it's focused, it comes together in satisfactory way, blending crew procedures with stratagem. When it loses its step, it's utterly forgettable, even with its submarine setting." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 1, 2013
B 13% The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) " The director wisely steps back and permits the agitation to sink in slowly -- it's a fright film that's uncharacteristically patient and superbly crafted. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Mar 1, 2013
B- 52% Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) " Ends up uneven and perhaps a tad underwhelming, but when Singer locks into the heat of the moment, capturing giant wrath and bean-powered growth fury, it's certainly a compelling fantasy picture." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 28, 2013
D 27% 21 And Over (2013) " It's broad, naughty, and irresponsible, but never inspired, carefully coloring inside the lines, refusing the challenge of barnstorming blackout entertainment." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 28, 2013
B- —— Hansel and Gretel Get Baked (2013) " That a movie with this title and these recreational interests can remain compelling at all is a minor miracle, proving that a few drops of creativity and enthusiasm make all the difference in the world." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 28, 2013
C+ 46% The Sweeney (2013) " A serviceable feature good for a few cheap thrills. Just don't expect to be moved by dramatics viewed in hundreds of similar police pictures." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 27, 2013
C 65% The Jeffrey Dahmer Files (2013) " Thompson accepts quite a burden of informational responsibility, only to generate an aimless, tedious picture that's part documentary, part re-creation, and mostly unenlightening." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 27, 2013
D+ 10% If I Were You (2012) " A strangled endeavor that's 30 minutes too long and short-sheeted in the laugh department. Perhaps it was a blast to make, but to sit through the feature requires an extraordinary amount of patience. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 27, 2013
C- 34% Dark Skies (2013) " Instead of a slow build, Dark Skies is more of a slow leak." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 22, 2013
D+ 58% Snitch (2013) " It's broad and brawny, dealing with a subject matter that requires a fine touch of intimacy and stillness. No amplification was necessary. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 21, 2013
C+ 14% Small Apartments (2013) " The material is too thin to truly inspire, showing more skill as a map of madness, populated with greasy, grimy types who inhabit our world, yet refuse to abandon their own." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 21, 2013
C 19% Inescapable (2013) " Doesn't have the juice normally associated with such violent entertainment. Its interest in characterization is admirable, but there's little firepower where it counts the most. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 21, 2013
C- —— Vamp U (2013) " Retains a modicum of spunk and a few smiles as it goes about its business of slapstick and bloodsuckery. Dial expectations way down, and perhaps writer/directors Matt Jespersen and Maclain Nelson will be able to entertain you." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 21, 2013
C 26% L!fe Happens (2012) " For a movie that hopes to tickle, it actually finds surer footing expressing deep emotions, pinpointing the terror and grief that comes when pleasurably distracting routines are abandoned. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 21, 2013
D- —— Rosewood Lane (2012) " Salva's attempt to generate a fright feature built entirely out of mood, dismissing storytelling to maintain a tight focus on unexplained supernatural events, unexplained characters, and unexplained explanations." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 21, 2013
B —— La notte dei diavoli (Night of the Devils) (2012) " Devils achieves a balanced sense of the unknown, the sympathetic, and the ghoulish, focusing on character to embellish suspense as it creeps around in a most inspired manner. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 18, 2013
C+ 20% Death Ship (1980) " For a low-wattage chiller with a few famous faces, Death Ship is entertaining, evoking an era when all a movie needed was a rusted boat and George Kennedy as a possessed Nazi to entice ticket buyers into theaters. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 18, 2013
B- —— Gamera: Chiisaki yusha-tachi (Gamera the Brave) (2008) " Doesn't satisfy any cravings for Tokyo-flattening mayhem, but its gentle ways are appealing in small doses, turning a saga about a rampaging reptile into a picture kids will undoubtedly love and parents should be able to tolerate. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 18, 2013
C 30% Porky's (1982) " Isn't a very accomplished storytelling effort, wandering blindly around pranks and melodrama as it fights to find a higher purpose beyond being just another horndog teen feature. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 18, 2013
D- 39% Fear (1996) " One of the all-time goofiest movies, avoiding a tough inspection of troubling emotional speeds and stunted communication to sneeze out a confused, half-realized story of obsession." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 18, 2013
C 60% The Preacher's Wife (1996) " Has a big heart, but no sense of pace and conflict to sustain the viewing experience for an unnerving two hours. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 18, 2013
D 26% Escape From Planet Earth 3D (2013) " And just to make sure the feature radiates complete nonsense, every time a character falls in Escape from Planet Earth, there's a fart sound effect piped in. Surely your children would rather watch Argo instead, right? " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 16, 2013
B+ 56% Would You Rather (2013) " A humdinger of a picture at times, guaranteed to rile up even the most jaded viewer, while presenting an interesting, if incomplete, portrait of human nature as it's faced with a cold reality of choice and survival. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 15, 2013
B+ 91% The Last Gladiators (2013) " Reflecting the sweep of aggression that swallowed the game throughout the 20th century, Gibney tackles his points smartly, laboring to communicate the thrill of combat and the shock of retirement. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 15, 2013
C 56% The End of Love (2013) " Webber appears to be making an audition tape with his second directorial effort, using screen time to display a range of moods and dramatic encounters that could go on to secure future jobs for the actor." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 15, 2013
D+ 14% Spiders (2013) " Doesn't have the budget, the talent, or the ingenuity to really explore the potential of the premise." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 15, 2013
C- 52% The Playroom (2013) " It's a misfire from screenwriter Gretchen Dyer and director Julia Dyer, who can't connect the puzzle pieces, resulting in a movie of attentive performances working through ill-defined storytelling. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 15, 2013
D 15% A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) " R.I.P. Die Hard franchise (1988-1995). We'll always have Nakatomi Plaza." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 13, 2013
C 46% Beautiful Creatures (2013) " It's the bulk of the story that ultimately confuses LaGravenese, who's unable to isolate ideal dramatic highs and lows, catching the adaptation blues as he strives to please fans and welcome newcomers." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 13, 2013
D+ 13% Safe Haven (2013) " When Safe Haven isn't being ridiculous, it's utterly conventional, refusing to color outside the lines to make an impression that hasn't already been found in previous Sparks-branded efforts." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 13, 2013
C 55% Top Gun (1986) " It's still the same old Top Gun, retaining every frame of ridiculousness and emphatic acting that turned the Don Simpson/Jerry Bruckheimer production into a legend. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 8, 2013
D 20% Identity Thief (2013) " It's a comedy that's not really much of a comedy, and it forces the audience to sympathize with a monster of a woman, even while she shows no remorse for her awful crimes." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 7, 2013
B- 85% Side Effects (2013) " Interesting swipe at the manipulative medication industry, yet Effects only really concentrates on the drug game for about an hour. After that, it's a glorified Lifetime Movie with an A-list cast." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 7, 2013
A- 100% Sound City (2013) " A total blast to watch, sustaining momentum with a sharp admiration for the thrilling highs and lows of the complex and its rich history with some of the biggest artists around." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 7, 2013
D+ 39% The ABCs of Death (2013) " While there is a handful of highlights to hold out hope that the feature may be coming to its senses, the majority of the effort is either deathly dull, superhumanly moronic, or just plain angry for reasons best communicated to a therapist." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 7, 2013
A- 98% 56 Up (2013) " Once again, Apted assembles a captivating documentary that's profoundly educational, essential viewing to aid the understanding of the human experience." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 7, 2013
D —— noobz (2013) " Instead of lighthearted adventuring, Noobz makes The Wizard look like The Matrix, slogging through stupidity for what feels like an eternity at times. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 7, 2013
D+ 23% The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013) " I'm not sure why the producers even bothered to dramatize the story if they weren't going to keep tight on the details, but I suppose there are greater mysteries in play here. Top of that list: What happened to Connecticut?" — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 5, 2013
B+ 96% War Witch (2013) " Infused with Terrence Malick spices, War Witch aims for ambiance as a way to approach its searing images of war, keeping the viewer unnerved instead of outraged when inspecting the troubles of Africa. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 2, 2013
D+ 6% So Undercover (2013) " Endeavoring to reveal more sides to Cyrus as she moves over to twentysomething pursuits, So Undercover isn't ambitious and brave enough to truly shake up her career in new and exciting ways." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Feb 2, 2013
B+ 80% Warm Bodies (2013) " The weirdness spread around here is best served through intimacy, watching zombie-meets-girl antics up close and personal, inspecting the oddity with a surprisingly open heart and a crisp sense of humor." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 31, 2013
B- 47% Bullet to the Head (2013) " A film for those who enjoy their steak bloody and their xenophobia served piping hot, making it for specialized moods. It's not a moviegoing evening selected on a whim." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 31, 2013
D+ 37% Stand Up Guys (2013) " Mostly baffling with a handful of bright moments, Stand Up Guys is a bust that doesn't know when to quit. In fact, it doesn't really know when to start either. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 31, 2013
C 57% $ellebrity (2013) " A numbing viewing experience that's oddly constructed and a touch too sanctimonious to take seriously, eventually coming to blame the viewer for the ills of the tabloid industry." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 31, 2013
C+ 20% Girls Against Boys (2013) " Conclusion is a bit of a gimme and telegraphed through the movie, but Boys has moments of inspired mental submersion and wretched behavior. However, any attempt to provide lasting meaning to the mayhem falls disappointingly short." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 31, 2013
C+ 40% Parker (2013) " It's a messy effort with plot holes galore, yet director Taylor Hackford manages to convince with the essential elements. Just don't think about the details too hard." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 25, 2013
D 4% Movie 43 (2013) " If your idea of a gut-busting good time at the multiplex is to see Jackman clown around with a pair of testicles on his neck, accidentally dipping them in butter and slapping them on the head of a baby, then Movie 43 is pure gold." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 25, 2013
A- 81% Kon Tiki (2013) " Rich with character and heavy with ocean-based peril, Kon-Tiki is unexpectedly exciting and refreshingly human, retaining a searing sting of heartache and doubt as it manufactures eye-popping moments of near-death experiences." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 24, 2013
C 14% Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) " Fails to raise much hell, insisting on a flat tone of tedious storytelling when all anyone really wants to see are the titular heroes continuously slaughtering broom-riding she-devils." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 24, 2013
C 60% John Dies at the End (2013) " It's a punchline in search of a joke, and it's tiring to watch scenes ramble on without direction, while most stabs at humor are DOA, missing a cast with genuine comic timing." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 24, 2013
C- 28% Knife Fight (2013) " A mixed bag, offering a few winning performances and moments of revelation, while the rest scatters aimlessly, in search of structure director Bill Guttentag doesn't provide. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 24, 2013
B 66% Mama (2013) " The ride may be a little wobbly, but Muschietti holds his ground, conjuring an ominous chiller that has imagination and visual muscle where it counts the most." — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 18, 2013
B 59% The Last Stand (2013) " Gags could be better, the casting stronger, and the thrills continuous, but Stand remains immensely enjoyable and occasionally freewheeling. At the very least, it's good to have Schwarzenegger back on the screen where he belongs. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 17, 2013
D+ 30% Broken City (2013) " In trying to super-size its suspenseful interests, Broken City becomes a broken record, hitting formulaic notes of fraud when the script is more convincing as a visceral study of men behaving badly. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 17, 2013
C+ 16% A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III (2013) " It's not exactly a bold leap forward for Sheen, but, to his credit, he manages to survive a highly disorganized effort from fascinating helmer Roman Coppola. " — Blu-ray.com
Posted Jan 17, 2013
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