Bruce Diones

Bruce Diones

Agrees with the Tomatometer 82% of the time.

Publications:
New Yorker
Total Reviews:
92

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
72% The Ring (2002) " The movie's nifty beginning-all anxiety and dread-suggests that the audience is in for a fearful ride, but the one-dimensional story quickly runs out of fuel." — New Yorker
Posted Jul 25, 2014
85% Coherence (2014) " The film's not perfect-the hand-held camerawork sometimes distracts from the unnerving mood-but it's a good, spooky mind-bender." — New Yorker
Posted Jun 30, 2014
92% How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) " The writer and director Dean DeBlois takes the comedy to a deeper, more satisfying place than he did in the original franchise-launching animated film." — New Yorker
Posted Jun 23, 2014
80% The Fault In Our Stars (2014) " The film dodges most of the pitfalls of clichéd cancer dramas with humor and natural warmth." — New Yorker
Posted Jun 16, 2014
23% Bad Boys II (2003) " The producer Jerry Bruckheimer and the director Michael Bay's buddy-cop destructorama has all the editing beats of a sex film." — New Yorker
Posted Jun 6, 2014
54% Mr. 3000 (2004) " This fuzzy baseball story about a conceited player (Bernie Mac) who comes out of retirement to fix his record (he's three hits short of the magic three thousand) is a major letdown." — New Yorker
Posted May 12, 2014
9% Catwoman (2004) " Another hundred million dollars down the drain." — New Yorker
Posted May 2, 2014
41% Divergent (2014) " Barely diverting." — New Yorker
Posted Mar 31, 2014
78% Veronica Mars (2014) " The film is an obvious labor of love for all concerned, and the good times are infectious." — New Yorker
Posted Mar 24, 2014
85% Bottle Rocket (1996) " [Bottle Rocket] meanders pleasantly, like a road movie, with a seventies-style, anything-goes offhandedness that whisks the audience through the rough spots." — New Yorker
Posted Mar 4, 2014
74% The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2013) " The tale has no emotional resonance, and the thinness of the plot (only five of the book's chapters are adapted here) and the colorless depictions of the leading characters do it no favors." — New Yorker
Posted Dec 30, 2013
56% The Polar Express (2013) " Tom Hanks (in a number of roles) and the other actors do a nice job of voicing their parts, but the waxy animated faces they've been given are off-putting." — New Yorker
Posted Dec 9, 2013
84% The Princess and the Frog (2009) " The nineteen-twenties jazz-age setting and the primal-adventure storytelling are boilerplate Disney, scrubbed clean of any real local color." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 26, 2013
79% Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) " By focussing the story on Harry (a leaner and slightly meaner Daniel Radcliffe) and his exploits, Yates dispenses with many of the novel's subplots and is able to push the story forward, ominously foreshadowing the dark times to come." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 26, 2013
65% Thor: The Dark World (2013) " A wildly uneven but entertaining sequel to one of Marvel Comics' most enduring franchises." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 25, 2013
27% Charlie Countryman (2013) " LaBeouf, who throws himself whole-heartedly into every role regardless of its worth, is a fearless and fascinating actor, and his sincerity holds the entire sleazy mess together." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 25, 2013
87% Kung Fu Panda (2008) " The animation work is dazzling; it's lovingly detailed without being overdone (particularly the opening sequence, which is hand-drawn and looks like prints struck from ancient woodblocks)." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 22, 2013
84% Bridge to Terabithia (2007) " The special effects suggest a Narnia-like romp, but the movie has a darker, more sorrowful landscape to explore and it does so brilliantly, with true nuance and heartfelt sincerity." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 22, 2013
98% How to Train Your Dragon (2010) " Smartly dispensing with the usual hubbub of pop references that dot many of these films, the movie offers touching, quiet moments and imaginative, high-flying beauty. It's fantastically entertaining." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 19, 2013
47% Last Vegas (2013) " The film, directed by Jon Turteltaub, has an easy but mediocre charm." — New Yorker
Posted Nov 11, 2013
90% Zombieland (2009) " Woody Harrelson has a rip-roaring time in this comic splatterfest as a redneck from hell who is out to kill zombies. It's the kind of genre acting that doesn't get much notice, but it's a gleeful rampage of a performance." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 8, 2013
98% Let the Right One In (2008) " A remarkably moving horror tale, about a pale, bullied twelve-year-old boy (Kåre Hedebrant) and his first love (Lina Leandersson), who happens to be a vampire." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 7, 2013
92% The Devil's Backbone (El Espinazo del diablo) (2001) " Del Toro's elegant pacing and gothic touches imbue the proceedings with a cool mystery." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 7, 2013
92% Drag Me to Hell (2009) " Playful and relentlessly scary." — New Yorker
Posted Aug 4, 2013
91% Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) " Just like the books that the films are based on, this franchise gets better with each installment." — New Yorker
Posted Aug 3, 2013
88% Nico Icon (1995) " With extraordinary technique, Ofteringer paints a moody, melancholy picture of a legend who decayed into the ghost of herself." — New Yorker
Posted Aug 2, 2013
86% The Conjuring (2013) " Wan ... builds the many bumps in the night into a small Hitchcockian symphony of terror by way of long, eerie tracking shots, dramatic silences, and sudden scares that are frighteningly immersive." — New Yorker
Posted Jul 29, 2013
74% Despicable Me 2 (2013) " This is one of those rarities, an animated sequel that improves on the original." — New Yorker
Posted Jul 15, 2013
91% Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me (2013) " [Documents] the band's coming together and falling apart and [offers] a passionate tribute to its brilliant, beautiful music." — New Yorker
Posted Jul 15, 2013
99% 20 Feet From Stardom (2013) " This spirited, thoughtful look at unheralded but ubiquitous artists gives supreme credit where credit is due." — New Yorker
Posted Jul 1, 2013
15% Jade (1995) " Writer Joe Eszterhas's follow-up to his Showgirls fiasco is every bit as hopeless, and this time he takes some good actors down with him." — New Yorker
Posted Jun 12, 2013
72% Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) " Its idiocy is irresistible." — New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013
34% Hackers (1995) " The story is negligible, but it offers the same order of fun as a good rock video: the marriage of images and music." — New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013
38% Tank Girl (1995) " Lori Petty does her tough-talking best to breathe some life into the comic-book action, but it's not enough." — New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013
98% The Secret of Roan Inish (1995) " The rhythms are placid and the camerawork (by Haskell Wexler) is simple and unfussy. The film's a charm." — New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013
87% Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2) (2008) " This film is happy to coast on its good humor and brilliant action pieces. Fair enough, since del Toro has taken the poetry of some of his best work and butched it up, creating some of the most amazing-looking creatures and battles of his career." — New Yorker
Posted Apr 15, 2013
62% Evil Dead (2013) " An effectively relentless gore-fest." — New Yorker
Posted Apr 15, 2013
81% Hellboy (2004) " When the movie's story line concentrates on the character of Hellboy and his relationships with those important to him, the film becomes a unique romp, with an exciting yet vulnerable superhero at the center who just happens to be the spawn of Satan." — New Yorker
Posted Apr 14, 2013
75% Over the Hedge (2006) " The story has a loony, slapstick verve, and the star-studded voice work is uniformly entertaining." — New Yorker
Posted Apr 14, 2013
65% Antiviral (2013) " Cronenberg's directing style is elegant, all shiny surfaces and sleek camera moves, until the horror begins; then the film turns as dark and as bloody as the physical decay of its star-obsessed characters." — New Yorker
Posted Apr 8, 2013
83% The Rookie (2002) " It's Quaid and his fellow actors, Rachel Griffiths and Brian Cox, who lift the film out of its intermittent doldrums, and together they deliver that rare thing: a nuanced sports movie." — New Yorker
Posted Mar 12, 2013
15% Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) " Eighty-eight minutes of trash." — New Yorker
Posted Feb 4, 2013
41% Parker (2013) " A cool, violent, efficient adaptation of the taciturn anti-hero (the creation of Donald E. Westlake, writing as Richard Stark), who's out to restore order in a bloody world in his own bloody way." — New Yorker
Posted Feb 4, 2013
49% The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) " A feast of ripe dialogue and bloodsucking action." — New Yorker
Posted Dec 3, 2012
90% Gayby (2012) " Lisecki gives this story a modest, quip-filled heartbeat; nothing is painted too broadly, and the complications and awkwardness of the situation play out with great warmth." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 8, 2012
81% Pitch Perfect (2012) " Warblers win the day in this sweet-natured film (based on a swell behind-the-scenes book by Mickey Rapkin) about the life and loves of collegians from competing a-cappella groups." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 8, 2012
99% How to Survive a Plague (2012) " Moving and essential." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 1, 2012
55% V/H/S (2012) " All of the short films are genuinely unnerving, and the point-of-view camerawork is, at times, startling." — New Yorker
Posted Oct 1, 2012
68% Step Up To The Plate (2012) " It's an intimate and immaculate film, modest in its goals and greatly affecting." — New Yorker
Posted Sep 24, 2012
76% Premium Rush (2012) " The whole film sizzles with urban aggression." — New Yorker
Posted Sep 3, 2012
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