Burl Burlingame

Burl Burlingame

Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

Publications:
Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Total Reviews:
126

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 51 - 100 of 126
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2/4 —— Sector 7 IMAX (2011) " She rides motorcycles, handles gigantic drills, punches out monsters and gets just the right amount of grime and sweat rubbed into her tightly stretched tanktop. Yeah, baby." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Oct 28, 2011
2/4 —— Sector 7 (2011) " Eventually the creature is vanquished by the last person standing. If this sounds like every monster movie cliche ever invented, "Sector 7" manages to drag in them all." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Oct 28, 2011
3/4 84% Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2011) " Beginning psychologists take note - hillbillies and college kids may kill each other, but the greatest assets in maintaining the peace, on both sides, are hot coeds." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Oct 27, 2011
2/4 8% 1911 (2011) " Students of revolutionary Chinese history can have fun checking them off. Look, there's Li Yuanhong! And over there, Feng Guozhang!" — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Oct 7, 2011
1.5/4 —— The Legend Is Born: Ip Man (Yip Man chinchyun) (2010) " There is nothing in this bubbling soap opera of a plot that can't be solved with drawn-out fight scenes. And so they jump and kick, poke, slap and twirl for half the film." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Oct 6, 2011
1/4 —— Quick (2011) " It's heartening to discover that the Koreans can make stunt movies as dim-witted and as attention-deficited as Hollywood. " — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 16, 2011
3/4 100% The Interrupters (2011) " If this were a fiction movie out of Hollywood, we'd be hooting at the preposterousness of it all. I mean, really. " — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 13, 2011
3/4 84% Contagion (2011) " It proves the creepiest movies are also the quietest. Although "Contagion" is a horror movie, it's also a response about a viral apocalypse. The end arrives with tiny coughs ..." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 9, 2011
2.5/4 74% Shaolin (2011) " This is not a subtle film, and certainly not a great one, but it's made with bubbling brio and it's spectacular to look at. It's action filmmaking of the highest order." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 8, 2011
2/4 27% Colombiana (2011) " The movie delivers slam-bang action, so much so that we're reminded that movies have to MOVE to carry us along, and with 'Columbiana,' we're along for the ride, baby." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 7, 2011
1/4 24% Conan the Barbarian (2011) " Absolutely spastic in the way it pretends to tell a story, the work of someone who doesn't understand choreography, coherent storytelling and basic structural editing." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 7, 2011
3/4 33% Flyboys (2006) " Each air battle has been scripted as a set piece that not only shows off the capabilities of the pilots and their machines, but also advances the plot. Bring your Dramamine!" — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Sep 7, 2011
2/4 62% Amigo (2011) " "Amigo" is probably too didactic and period-bound to find a wide audience, and the Americans who would benefit most from it are likely to be confused by it." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Aug 25, 2011
3/4 —— Sunny (Sseo-ni) (2011) " Writer-director Kang Hyeong-Cheoi has a keen grasp of what motivates teenagers, which is mostly a desire to be an individual while also being exactly like everyone else." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Aug 24, 2011
2.5/4 72% Fright Night (2011) " Finally - after a long dry spell - here's a vampire movie that doesn't suck. This makes it seem better than it is, as long as you don't squeeze your eyeballs in a 3D theater." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Aug 19, 2011
4/4 76% The Help (2011) " A Southern gothic comedy-drama with wickedly observed performances and a story arc that feels absolutely epic, despite the modest, domestic setting." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Aug 16, 2011
3.5/4 96% Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) " The Potter universe, magical as it is, is more grounded in heart and soul than many fictions. You don't read Harry Potter to escape, you read Harry Potter to find your way." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 15, 2011
2/4 79% Page One: Inside the New York Times (2011) " An affectionate and rambling look at professionals trying to save a ship they believe is sinking, and the deck tilts every whichway. They don't know whether to jump or bail." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 14, 2011
2/4 21% Snow Flower And The Secret Fan (2011) " This isn't really a movie made for guys, although I can appreciate the artfulness of its construction and the solemnity of its purpose and the studied intensity of the acting." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 7, 2011
2.5/4 69% Horrible Bosses (2011) " Hollywood, ever-sensitive to the heated scent of the national zeitgeist, is in the business of trotting out movies that greedily feed on subliminal obsessions." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 7, 2011
2/4 78% Dai-Nipponjin (Big Man Japan) (2009) " An affectionate parody of Japanese giant-monster hero shows to make points about the unraveling of Japan's cultural heritage." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 40% Snow Falling on Cedars (1999) " Shot either in extreme, eye-swelling close-ups or in excessively composed, arty landscapes, I now know more about the blood vessels in these actors' noses than I care to." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— Vanaprastham (2001) " That old story again: Boy pretends to be mythological figure, girl digs mythological figure, girl sort of digs boy because of his mythological role-playing expertise." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— Sam dung (Tempting Heart) (1999) " A fascinating idea -- that the concept and retelling of a romance is far more attractive to people than the real thing. It's like dissecting a film from the inside out." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 67% Siam Sunset (2003) " Many of the jokes are big production numbers that appear out of nowhere, and some are appallingly cruel in a brawny, slap-your-back kind of way." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 86% Chunhyangdyun (2000) " Reminded of 'Ever After,' a film that took a standard western myth and updated it with wit, verve and relevance. This is in that league, and rather more elegant and adult." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 84% George Washington (2000) " Oh, you could analyze and debate and dissect the individual vignettes to smithereens, which is what makes it literary, I 'spect. But that would be too much like homework." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 —— Muro-ami (Reef Hunters) (2000) " Instead of an unfolding, classic tragedy that reeks of cruel fate, out of our hands, the film has the bedeviling but slight inevitability of an overdue homework assignment." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 —— History of the Sons of Hawaii (2004) " What sets 'Sons' apart is not the depth of the subject matter - at 80 minutes, it's an epic - but the resonance it strikes with every level of modern Hawaiian culture." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 58% To End All Wars (2002) " Will be well-received on Sunday-school movie night at church, particularly during group discussions afterward. For the rest of us, alas, it doesn't quite hang together." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 —— Beonjijeompeureul hada (2001) " Compare everyday social customs to ours: In this case, it's teenage dating in South Korea, where much is made of smoking -- the chicks dig it! -- and of metaphysical babble." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— Still, the Children are Here (2004) " It appears to be objective documentary, one that observes without comment as a kind of visual anthropology ... see it, and appreciate your meal afterward, you big fat American." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— South of the Clouds (Yun de nan fang) (2004) " Not a Mao jacket or sooty sky to be seen, but the grinding privation under the weight of monolithic political machinery can still be heard, however faintly." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 —— USS Poseidon: Phantom Below (2006) " A crew of covert techs, one of whom is the dead man's suspicious sister, a naval officer who, thank goodness, strips down to tight, damp T-shirts when her temperature goes up." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— Massie Affair (2005) " No lessons to impart, no epigrams; the documentary simply trails off by noting these awful people got away with murder, while righteously pointing the finger at white racism." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
4/4 73% Flags of Our Fathers (2006) " Possibly the richest testament Hollywood has yet made about the paroxysm of World War II ... an astounding movie on every level, not the least of which is its common humanity." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2.5/4 82% Linda Linda Linda (2005) " The movie provides a fine, shiny reminiscence of school days, when learning three guitar chords in the right order was the most important thing in the world." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 83% Sione's Wedding (Samoan Wedding) (2006) " Actor Oscar Kightley bears a remarkable resemblance to teenage actor Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffe, if Radcliffe were in his mid-30s, bald and Samoan. Uncanny." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 —— Beautiful Son " Objectivity and distance aren't what documentarians are all about. The result of that tension has resulted in this passionate and, yes, beautiful film." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2.5/4 58% Year of the Fish (2007) " Making the film 'animated' creates a remove from the harshness of reality, like erecting a scrim between performer and audience, but it also makes for a certain glow." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2.5/4 —— Kuro-obi (Black Belt) (2007) " Like a 1962 martial-arts movie, influenced by the landscape of American Westerns and relying on A-to-B storytelling, villains and heroes unfettered by backstory or motive." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 39% Dark Matter (2008) " Xing is surprised to discover Western academics are just as ruthless as communist apparatchiks and, ill equipped emotionally to handle humiliation, he takes his guns to town." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— Patsy Mink: Ahead of the Majority " It doesn't pull any punches either, particularly over fallings-out with Hawaii Democratic officials. One of those films in which the subject outshines the production values." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 75% Dirty Hands: The Art & Crimes of David Choe " Although too long by far-it arcs about 20 minutes shorter than the actual end-it's always entertaining, even if it's passing-by-a-car-crash fascinating" — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— Wings of Defeat " One pilot recalled his feelings, as he was ordered to fly that day's suicide mission, 'Well, I'm screwed.'" — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 —— A Village Called Versailles " A broad, boosterish documentary that looks at the molding of this community, tempered by war and hurricane, and how it fits into the larger concept thought of as America. " — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
3/4 75% John Rabe (2010) " A serious, large-budget treatment of Rabe's exploits and a moving, terrific film about trying to maintain one's decency amidst horrors." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 —— 24K " Mostly charming and meandering and observational about the dynamics of camaraderie, but then it takes a sudden, off-road swerve into mysterious melodrama and simply quits. " — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
1.5/4 —— 20-seiki shônen: Saishû-shô - Bokura no hata (20th Century Boys 3: Redemption) (2009) " Yes, there are giant robots creating mayhem. Not enough of them, alas. The steam seems to have run out of the franchise during this third part, and it's simply an OK capper." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2.5/4 66% The Blind Side (2009) " A living tribute to fundamental Christian motivations, although the point is hammered home with an extraordinarily soft touch: Love thy neighbor." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
2/4 87% Earth (Disneynature's Earth) (Planet Earth) (2009) " When Disney gets involved in making things green, we're talking about the color of money." — Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Posted Jul 5, 2011
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