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F
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79%
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Die Bitteren Tränen der Petra von Kant (The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant) (1972) |
"
Irresistibly soporific."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jul 23, 2004
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|
F
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44%
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Love Me If You Dare (Jeux d'enfants) (2004) |
"
A concoction that contains nothing recognizable from the lives of real people and no recognizable truth."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted May 1, 2004
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|
F
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71%
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The Big Empty (2003) |
"
Some may praise The Big Empty as a poor man's David Lynch-meets-The X-Files, but it's more of a starving homeless man's David Lynch-meets-The X-Files."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Nov 15, 2003
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F
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67%
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Kurt & Courtney (1998) |
"
A sloppy, irresponsible, self-promoting p.o.s. that documents little more than people with an axe to grind. Broomfield would be better off writing for the Enquirer."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Nov 1, 2003
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F
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19%
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City Slickers 2 - The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994) |
"
As broad as a barn."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Oct 20, 2003
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|
F
|
2%
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Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997) |
"
When some people talk about how much they loathed 1997's Big Boat Movie, I think they must mean this one."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Oct 20, 2003
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|
F
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64%
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The X-Files - Fight the Future (1998) |
"
I'm sure that fans of the show were satisfied, but others may find this movie uninvolving and its conspiracy theories juvenile. It's nothing more than a two-hour promotion for the television series that fails to resolve any of the conflicts it introduces."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Aug 11, 2003
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F
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6%
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Tarzan and the Lost City (1998) |
"
Occasionally getting drawn into movies like this is the downside of having HBO when you're stuck at home with nothing to do. Do whatever you have to--mow the lawn, clean the garage, re-grout the bathroom tiles--but stay away."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Aug 11, 2003
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F
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50%
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Dream for an Insomniac (1996) |
"
...the sort of insufferably pretentious, urbanite poseurs that insufferably pretentious, urbanite poseurs wish they could be"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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F
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10%
|
Soldier (1998) |
"
Inexplicably, David Webb Peoples, the screenwriter of Blade Runner and Unforgiven, is responsible for this awful mess"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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F
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27%
|
House on Haunted Hill (1999) |
"
If Geoffrey Rush has any sense, he's sitting in his kitchen right now with a stack of his press materials and a bottle of correction fluid"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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F
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18%
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Red Sonja (1985) |
"
Fleischer could have directed this movie from his living room via speaker phone and achieved the same result"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
F
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25%
|
Mission To Mars (2000) |
"
De Palma has nothing new to say and no new way of saying it."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
F
|
11%
|
Double Team (1997) |
"
If you're honestly wondering whether this film is any good, I can't help you."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
F
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27%
|
Lost in Space (1998) |
"
Lost in Script"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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F
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22%
|
Mannequin (1987) |
"
The epitome of the cheezy 1980s movie"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
F
|
26%
|
Kull the Conqueror (1997) |
"
A transparent attempt to cash in on the success of TV's Hercules and Xena"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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F
|
0%
|
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996) |
"
Sample dialogue: 'Over here!' 'What?' 'Arrrg!'"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
F
|
11%
|
Highlander - Endgame (2000) |
"
The fourth sequel to a film designed to stand alone... In the end, there should have been only one."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
D-
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90%
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Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (2005) |
"
A thin slice of a not-very-interesting nothing... The book they said was unfilmable turns out to be a film that is unwatchable."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 17, 2006
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|
D-
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——
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North Star (2009) |
"
A crude straight-to-video production of a crude straight-to-video story."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Apr 14, 2005
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|
D-
|
0%
|
Highlander II: The Quickening (Highlander 2) (1991) |
"
The director's cut elevates this misconceived sequel from one of the worst stinkers ever to merely dreadful."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Nov 26, 2003
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|
D-
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11%
|
Striptease (1996) |
"
Funniest moment: Demi Moore rips open her top with a snarl, revealing the decidedly unattractive and wholly unnatural results of her cosmetic surgery."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Oct 20, 2003
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D-
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44%
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Stepmom (1998) |
"
A sloppily scripted, formulaic tear-jerker about spoiled rich people who whine a lot. I defy you to feel anything for these characters other than the desire to slap them--even Sarandon's obligatorily terminally-ill Mom."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Aug 11, 2003
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D-
|
39%
|
Armageddon (1998) |
"
Armabludgeon is like a roller coast--occasionally exciting, but in the end you've been taken for a long, nauseating ride."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Aug 11, 2003
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D-
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76%
|
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) |
"
Now, Nia Vardalos will jump out of your movie screen or television set...and club you over the head with a bottle of Windex until you give in to her aggressively overbearing humor!"
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Feb 8, 2003
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|
D-
|
29%
|
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) |
"
It's a wonder Corelli doesn't bring his gondola and striped shirt with him from Italy."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Sep 9, 2001
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|
D-
|
65%
|
Hideous Kinky (1998) |
"
The title and the movie are a perfectly matched pair. Both are pretentious, and neither makes any sense."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
D-
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29%
|
Conan the Destroyer (1984) |
"
Ugh."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
D-
|
16%
|
The Avengers (1998) |
"
Even with extensive use of the rewind function on my VCR, I couldn't piece the story together"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
D-
|
30%
|
Deep Rising (1998) |
"
It's a pity the creatures don't eat the cast up faster"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
D-
|
52%
|
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) |
"
No longer lethal, Detective Riggs is a crotchety middle-aged weapon now"
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
D
|
24%
|
Fierce People (2005) |
"
Dunne weighs down a light social satire with a ponderous anthropological analogy."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted May 22, 2006
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|
D
|
51%
|
Manderlay (2006) |
"
The most self-important, heavy-handed film since...well, since DOGVILLE."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 17, 2006
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|
D
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76%
|
The Holy Girl (La Nina Santa) (2005) |
"
Martel is determined to make an impressionistic film out of miniscule moments, fragmented sounds, and fleeting images-so miniscule, fragmented, and fleeting they never cohere."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted May 26, 2005
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|
D
|
——
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The Point Men (2001) |
"
The sort of movie you get drawn into if you're bored out of your mind in a hotel room."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Apr 14, 2005
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|
D
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88%
|
The Animatrix (2003) |
"
Far from fleshing out the universe of THE MATRIX, this cynical, self-indulgent marketing tie-in renders it less coherent. Boasts only a few memorable visual moments, and suffers from a paucity of narrative."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Oct 20, 2003
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|
D
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34%
|
Returner (Ritana) (2002) |
"
Yes, apparently Yamazaki takes breaks from his repeated viewings of E.T. by relaxing with THE MATRIX. Occasionally, just for a bit of variety, he might also pop INDEPENDENCE DAY into the DVD player."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Sep 1, 2003
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D
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12%
|
Sphere (1998) |
"
Let's face facts: Michael Crichton is a hack. He comes up with innovative concepts, but his characters are cardboard cutouts. Given the psychological foundations of the story, that's an egregious flaw, and the ending is absurdly dissatisfying."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Aug 12, 2003
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|
D
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56%
|
Dagon (2002) |
"
No one other than H.P. Lovecraft fans should bother."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jun 22, 2002
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|
D
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11%
|
The Musketeer (2001) |
"
Justin Chambers...is a thoroughly vapid lead, lacking the flair, charm, or acting ability to cut a suitably heroic figure."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Sep 20, 2001
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|
D
|
19%
|
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (2001) |
"
half-sketched and tedious"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jun 25, 2001
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|
D
|
64%
|
The Rapture (1991) |
"
The Rapture at first plays like a religious propaganda film and later a misconceived parable with bad special effects"
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
D
|
56%
|
Star Trek - Insurrection (1998) |
"
Lurches clumsily between drama, hammy comedy, and moral lecturing"
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
D
|
20%
|
The Crew (2000) |
"
Hey, you've seen these jokes only a hundred times before."
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AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
D
|
68%
|
Analyze This (1999) |
"
Billy Crystal could turn "Othello" into an insipid, feel-good movie."
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
D+
|
70%
|
A Wake In Providence (2005) |
"
A film for those people who think My Big Fat Greek Wedding is the greatest comedy of the past ten years"
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Apr 14, 2005
|
|
D+
|
86%
|
Subway (1985) |
"
A relic of the '80s best forgotten."
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Dec 30, 2004
|
|
D+
|
40%
|
Fabled (2002) |
"
The recurring fairy-tale narrative device might fool viewers into thinking FABLED has more of a story than is actually there."
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted Dec 5, 2004
|
|
D+
|
4%
|
Godsend (2003) |
"
It's not that cloning is bad; it's that cloning done by bad people is bad."
—
AboutFilm.com
Posted May 1, 2004
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