Catherine Cantieri

Catherine Cantieri

Agrees with the Tomatometer 84% of the time.

Publications:
Apollo Guide , HoleCity.com
Total Reviews:
35
Total QuickRatings:
3

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 1 - 35 of 35
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
34/100 20% Kansas (1988) Apollo Guide
Posted Mar 16, 2004
5/100 —— Erotic Rites of Countess Dracula (2001) Apollo Guide
Posted May 7, 2003
3% fear dot com (FeardotCom) (2002) " Even if FearDotCom wasn't a good five years behind the curve, it would still be saddled with a ludicrous script, nonsensical direction and wince-inducing performances." — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
69% Red Dragon (2002) " Maybe it's just us, but Hopkins's interpretation is starting to feel like bad drag." — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
48% XXX (2002) " Determinedly XTrEmE SPoRtz!(tm)...and really, isn't that a little 1994?" — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
74% Signs (2002) " Shyamalan apparently wants or needs to be compared favorably or even neutrally to Alfred Hitchcock, but in this regard, he's doomed to fail." — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
14% Swimfan (2002) " ...a listless tale of sex, stalkers and stupidity for the SAT set." — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
0% Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) " ...The makers of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [take] so many of our favorite things and [make] such a wretched movie out of them." — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
54% The Transporter (2002) " We sighed, we swooned, we fell in love. It's really too bad that the movie itself sucks out loud." — HoleCity.com
Posted Oct 14, 2002
66/100 38% The Five Heartbeats (1991) Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 3, 2002
93/100 87% Dodsworth (1936) " Huston's flawless performance as Sam Dodsworth is the film's greatest joy." — Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 3, 2002
37/100 21% Harlem Nights (1989) " Though it's not easy to watch, Harlem Nights is gorgeous to look at." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jul 30, 2002
80/100 74% Carmen Jones (1954) " While the embarrassment of talent onscreen is a joy to watch, I can't help be overwhelmed and a little saddened thinking how much of that talent went ignored by Hollywood most of the time." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jul 30, 2002
72/100 —— Fires Within (1991) Apollo Guide
Posted Jul 30, 2002
1/5 30% The Country Bears (2002) " How on earth did Disney manage to convince these talented people to get involved in this monumental suck-fest?" — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 29, 2002
2.5/5 54% Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) " Like a fish that's lived too long, Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 29, 2002
49% Unfaithful (2002) " You can't expect anything other than an icky art-core sleazefest from director Adrian Lyne." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
67% Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 3D (2002) " Basically, it's pretty but dumb." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
10% Bad Company (2002) " We started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed 'Chris Rock,' 'Anthony Hopkins' and 'terrorists' into some Univac-like script machine." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
33% Windtalkers (2002) " There may be a great movie in this little-known (until recently classified) aspect of WW2, but Windtalkers ain't it." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
30% Scooby-Doo (2002) " It made us want to run out and get our very own lobotomy, if only so we could forget having watched that godawful movie." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
0/5 10% Juwanna Mann (2002) " We have given a name to our pain, and that name is Juwanna Mann." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
39% Men in Black II (2002) " Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz?" — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
40% Reign of Fire (2002) " Sweet gentle Jesus, did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history?" — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
53% The Crocodile Hunter - Collision Course (2002) " The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best, and fashion a story around him." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 23, 2002
77% Undercover Brother (2002) " UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of 'black culture' and the dorkier aspects of 'white culture,' even as it points out how inseparable the two are." — HoleCity.com
Posted Jul 22, 2002
83/100 90% The Wicker Man (1973) " Stick with this creepy 1973 masterpiece and you'll be rewarded by a memorable, haunting ending that follows an almost unbearably tense build-up." — Apollo Guide
Posted May 15, 2002
41/100 10% Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) " The horror relies on special effects so obvious that the scares are compromised." — Apollo Guide
Posted May 14, 2002
73/100 —— Robbie the Reindeer in Hooves of Fire (2001) Apollo Guide
Posted May 7, 2002
60/100 —— Hostage High (Detention: The Siege at Johnson High) (Target for Rage) (1997) Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 20, 2002
63/100 60% Schlock (1973) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 12, 2002
85/100 86% Cane Toads: An Unnatural History (1988) Apollo Guide
Posted Nov 28, 2001
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