Chris Barsanti

Chris Barsanti

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

Biography:
Chris Barsanti is a member of the Online Film Critics Society and New York Film Critics Online. Currently he is a senior writer for filmcritic.com and has also written for Film Journal International, Kirkus Reviews, the Chicago Reader, Minneapolis' City Pages, and Publishers Weekly. The closest thing he has to a real website is: www.chrisbarsanti.blogspot.com.
Publications:
Cineman Syndicate , Citysearch , Elites TV , Film Journal International , Film Racket , Film Threat , Filmcritic.com , Hollywood Reporter , MovieWeb , PopMatters , Reel.com , Slant Magazine , ToxicUniverse.com
Critics' Group:
Chicago Film Critics Association, New York Film Critics Online, Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
909
Total QuickRatings:
41

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
0/5 14% Mafia! (1998) Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 4, 2003
0/5 14% How to Be a Player (1997) Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 13, 2003
1/10 64% The Five-Year Engagement (2012) " ...suffers from the smug belief that a couple of affable stars can compensate for a lazy lack of purpose." — PopMatters
Posted Apr 27, 2012
2/10 26% 2016: Obama's America (2012) " ...lush cinematography and a keen editing rhythm give at least the impression of a seriousness the film sorely lacks." — PopMatters
Posted Aug 23, 2012
2/10 26% Your Highness (2011) " ...a sputtering and vastly pleased-with-itself piece of work that resembles something sketched out on the back of a napkin." — PopMatters
Posted Apr 8, 2011
1/5 4% The Roommate (2011) " none of it adds up to much, as should be expected from a film that can't even get a good laugh out of Billy Zane playing a college professor" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 4, 2011
1/5 32% Wild Target (2010) " desperately unfunny " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 28, 2010
2/10 67% Date Night (2010) " This weak-kneed comedy is guilty of many sins." — PopMatters
Posted Aug 11, 2010
2/10 51% Alice in Wonderland (2010) " What's shocking about Alice in Wonderland is just how woefully conventional it all is." — PopMatters
Posted Mar 5, 2010
1/5 21% Leap Year (2010) " A third-circle-of-hell kind of film" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 7, 2010
1/5 30% Tideland (2006) " if there was ever a film to end a career, Tideland is it." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 12, 2006
1/5 26% Anatomy of Hell (2004) " a font of faux profundity" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 13, 2004
1/5 0% On Deadly Ground (1994) Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 14, 2004
1/5 35% Games People Play (2004) " doomed to late-night rotation on some high-digit, bargain-basement cable channel" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 11, 2004
1/5 18% License to Drive (1988) Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 29, 2004
1/5 64% In the Mood (The Woo Woo Kid) () Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 4, 2004
1/5 12% Crocodile Dundee II (1988) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 29, 2004
1/5 62% Moonraker (1979) Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 13, 2003
1/5 48% S.W.A.T. (2003) " Cliche reheated many times over" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 7, 2003
12% Love Ranch (2010) " A tasty story about whores, boxers, jealousy and greed gets run through the wringer of mediocrity in Taylor Hackford's limp, long-delayed drama starring his wife, Helen Mirren." — Film Journal International
Posted Jun 25, 2010
53% Green Zone (2010) " ...a stiff, uneven Iraq War actioner that's more anti-invasion wish fulfillment than ideas-driven drama." — Film Journal International
Posted Mar 12, 2010
84% Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) " At what point did the Harry Potter film franchise become a race against repetition?" — PopMatters
Posted Jul 15, 2009
33% Terminator Salvation (2009) " ...sometimes feels like just another link in a chain to nowhere." — PopMatters
Posted May 20, 2009
77% Venkovský Ucitel (The Country Teacher) (2008) " A beautifully shot, would-be-penetrating drama about a closeted teacher in a small Czech village falls victim to a wandering plot and muffled characterizatio" — Film Journal International
Posted Mar 23, 2009
58% Taken (2009) " Mill's towering righteousness is just too much for this weak little film, whose only interest is in affirming the white patriarchal prerogative." — PopMatters
Posted Feb 6, 2009
27% Seven Pounds (2008) " If there were a way to do a secular passion play, this would be it." — PopMatters
Posted Dec 22, 2008
78% Doubt (2008) " There is precious little doubt in Doubt." — PopMatters
Posted Dec 12, 2008
61% The Reader (2008) " Without [Kate] Winslet, The Reader would be just another literary adaptation that got high on its own self-importance." — PopMatters
Posted Dec 12, 2008
64% Quantum of Solace (2008) " ...the plot is just so much noise in the end, somehow both over- and underdone." — PopMatters
Posted Nov 21, 2008
34% Miracle at St. Anna (2008) " There may be a subtle bone somewhere in Spike Lee, but it would take a team of skilled surgeons to find it." — PopMatters
Posted Oct 17, 2008
61% The Duchess (2008) " ...a film that could have been a bold feminist statement becomes fodder for those who just loved The Other Boleyn Girl." — PopMatters
Posted Sep 29, 2008
53% Tropa de Elite (The Elite Squad) (2007) " A poor man's City of God that suggests the only answer to the problems of Brazil's slums are blazing guns wielded by a neo-fascist police force." — Film Journal International
Posted Sep 19, 2008
13% The Women (2008) " Diane English's version of "The Women" barely nudges from its Martha Stewart interiors, exchanging insights for platitudes. It's a cup of lukewarm tea, without even a biscuit on the side." — PopMatters
Posted Sep 12, 2008
65% Patti Smith: Dream of Life (2008) " When it comes to the music, Dream of Life almost makes up for all its other wandering failings." — Film Journal International
Posted Aug 8, 2008
43% What We Do Is Secret (2007) " A thinly dramatized slice of music history better suited for broadcast on an MTV offshoot than cinematic release." — Film Journal International
Posted Aug 8, 2008
57% RFK Must Die: The Assassination of Bobby Kennedy (2007) " Thin gruel, indeed." — Film Journal International
Posted Jun 6, 2008
91% Shotgun Stories (2007) " There's no escaping the fact that the film, well-crafted though it may be, is ultimately just as slow as the proverbial molasses." — Film Journal International
Posted Mar 26, 2008
46% Cassandra's Dream (2007) " Allen's writing here is so lacking in vigor and purpose that much of the film seems to be on nothing more than autopilot, a faded and tissue-paper-thin retread from a filmmaker who should know better." — Film Journal International
Posted Dec 31, 2007
44% redacted (2007) " The pretense of authenticity which all the sub-vérité stylings are meant to imply don't lend much credibility to a film that couldn't much be bothered with realism." — Film Journal International
Posted Nov 13, 2007
83% Out of the Blue (Aramoana) (2007) " It's not to say that the filmmakers should have resorted to pulp dramatics, but in correctly straining to not exploit their subjects, they forgot to fill in the spaces left behind." — Film Journal International
Posted Nov 12, 2007
51% The Kingdom (2007) " Although the last scene is an extraordinarily disturbing one, it can't quite erase the letdown of what immediately precedes it." — Film Journal International
Posted Sep 25, 2007
89% Helvetica (2007) " Helvetica spins its wheels for a good part of its rather short running time, making the same points over and again, with diminishing effect each time." — Film Journal International
Posted Sep 13, 2007
44% Angel-A (2005) " Ultimately too slight a work on which to end a directorial career." — Film Journal International
Posted May 18, 2007
89% I Don't Want to Sleep Alone (Hei yan quan) (2007) " Given the powerful drama of life in this city...it is frustrating in the extreme to see a filmmaker turn so dramatically away from it, and choose banality." — Film Journal International
Posted May 9, 2007
66% Snow Cake (2006) " Squanders all its potential for emotional honesty and goes for cheap and unfulfilling uplift." — Film Journal International
Posted May 1, 2007
30% The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai (2003) " The film is nothing more than a rapidly tiresome gag that barely seems to understand the knotty philosophical problems being posited by its lusty fembot heroine." — Film Journal International
Posted Apr 23, 2007
48% Exterminating Angels (Les Anges Exterminateurs) (2007) " An act of nearly overwhelming self-congratulation ... like Wings of Desire directed by Zalman King." — Film Journal International
Posted Mar 8, 2007
75% Conventioneers (2005) " Hardly as thought-provoking as it imagines itself to be, and barely as exciting as the televised convention coverage itself." — Film Journal International
Posted Oct 23, 2006
37% Looking for Kitty (2004) " Burns seems not nearly as engaged with his story as one would hope. And why should he be? He could write another like this before lunch." — Film Journal International
Posted Sep 5, 2006
38% Kill Your Idols (2006) " Discordant documentary on New York's "No Wave" art-punk music scene begins in fertile territory but squanders everything with a lengthy and ill-considered comparison to more recent bands." — Film Journal International
Posted Jul 11, 2006
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