""The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester." - Rip Torn as Sheriff Hank Pearson in "Extreme Prejudice"
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them." - John Wayne as John Bernard Books in "The Shootist"
"You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone." - Sean Connery as Jimmy Malone in "The Untouchables"
"Never stop fighting until the fight is done" - Kevin Costner as Eliot Ness in "The Untouchables"
"Don't give the prick the satisfaction." - Clint Eastwood as Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge"
"I don't want you to get to know me. I like being an enigma." -Robert Duvall as Bull Meechum in "The Great Santini"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Robert Duvall as Lt. Colonel Kilgore in "Apocalypse Now"
Faye Dunaway as Wanda in "Barfly": "I can't stand people, I hate them."
Mickey Rourke as Henry in "Barfly": "Oh yeah?"
Wanda: "Do you hate them?"
Henry: "No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around."
Mel Tillis as a gas-station attendant in "W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings": "Regular or Ethel?"
Burt Reynolds as W.W.: "Ethel, if she's workin'."
"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you ****" -- Bruce Willis as Joe Hallenbeck talking to himself in "The Last Boy Scout"
Milo in "The Last Boy Scout": "You think you are so ****ing cool, don't you? You think you are so ****ing cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain..."
Joe Hallenbeck: "Play some rap music."
Caroline's male companion, Keith, to private eye Mike Murphy (Burt Reynolds) in "City Heat": "How would you like to step outside, smart guy?"
Mike Murphy: No, I don't think so. See, I'm gonna go upstairs now and put a twinkle in both of Caroline's eyes, but if I'm not to tired afterwards, though, I'll come downstairs and pop your face inside out."
Trautman: He's here.
Murdock: Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!
Rambo: Murdock... I'm coming to get you!
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