Cole Abaius

Cole Abaius

Agrees with the Tomatometer 78% of the time.

Cole Abaius's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Film School Rejects

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
A- 54% Battle in Seattle (2008) "Perhaps I should just scrawl it on a placard: Battle in Seattle is an indie that deserves to stand out. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
D- 30% Nights in Rodanthe (2008) "You could have filmed zombies in a gorgeous 19th century beach house and gotten the same emotional impact. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
94% The More the Merrier (1943) "Black and white, vaudevillian-style hilarity ensues. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
D 70% Religulous (2008) "This film is primed to inspire mobs of people to herd out of the theater, smiling and nodding in unison about how great it is to be free-thinking. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
100% Frankenstein (1931) "The genius of all this beauty is that it truly is chillingly scary. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
D+ 59% W. (2008) "The bulk of the story comes straight from things widely known about the man, and the blanks are filled in by surreal familial moments that make Barbara Bush look like Mommy Dearest and George Sr. look like a mannequin with a Quaalude addiction. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
97% Nosferatu, a Symphony of Horror (Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens) (Nosferatu the Vampire) (1922) "His body is twisted and perverted, gnarling in on itself and constantly invading the personal space of the people around him. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
A 68% Synecdoche, New York (2008) "Another love letter to existence from one of, if not the best, screenwriter of the day. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
D- 12% Saw V (2008) "This is definitely the worst film of the series, and probably the worst horror film I've seen all year. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
B 57% Special (2006) "The quiet-yet-hip tone of the film reminded me a lot of Roger Dodger, another indie film that let's its script and acting do the talking. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
D 48% Twilight (2008) "This movie will end up being the first kiss for countless twelve-year old boys, but most of them won't look back on the film itself as anything special, which is sad. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
100% The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) "Even though it diverts from the original novel, the film is still ultimately a tragic, triumphant story. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
A 98% The Wrestler (2008) "Aronofsky leaves it all on the mat with The Wrestler. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
C+ 33% The Objective (2008) "The film lags in four of five places, sometimes adding to the desolate mood and sometimes simply dragging. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
84% Operation Petticoat (1959) "Without a true plot to speak of, you really watch the film for the comic set ups that all have fairly quick payoffs. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
97% L'Avventura (1960) "If you've ever hoped for the fusion between classic visual art and film, the last scene of L'Avventura is one of the most beautiful things you'll ever get the pleasure to lay on your eyes. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
B 82% Two Lovers (2008) "As much as I could say about Gwyneth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw bringing strong performances to the table, it all goes double and triple for Joaquin Phoenix. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
D- 40% He's Just Not That Into You (2009) "The women are catty, whiny depressives with zero personality. The men are shallow, flippant and lack the emotional depth of a grapefruit spoon. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
C 12% Pink Panther 2 (2009) "More of the gags work than don't work, but there are decent stretches of the movie where not much funny is going on despite the desperate efforts to make something happen. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Feb 11, 2009
No Score Yet The Night of the White Pants (2008) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
45% Military Intelligence and You! (2008) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
100% Run Robot Run! (2009) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
76% A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
C- No Score Yet The Pink Conspiracy (2008) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
B+ 58% Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
54% Payback (1999) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
64% Noriko's Dinner Table (2005) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
64% The TV Set (2007) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
37% Death of a President (2006) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
11% Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2007) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
21% The Quiet (2006) Film School Rejects
Posted Oct 18, 2008
B- 43% Take (2008) "This is a slow burn of a film. You'll have to commit to seeing it, but the rewards for doing so are great. " ‐ Film School Rejects
Posted Aug 13, 2008
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