|
0/5
|
9%
|
Ultraviolet (2006) |
"
Lordy mama, the thing's just unspeakable."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jun 24, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
The Darkest Hour (2011) |
"
Our planet is ravaged by aliens in yet another sci-fi calamity so bad you'll be cheering on the invaders."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jan 12, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
[A] multi-stranded, over-earnest piece of schlock full of puddle-deep morality, product placement and zero laughs."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Dec 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Dream House (2011) |
"
Crowbarred into the standard haunted house chills is a supposed twist that feels like Shutter Island written for drunk people."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Nov 25, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
68%
|
Wuthering Heights (2012) |
"
It's not a costume drama in any real sense, with blusters of wind standing in for dialogue and, frankly, sheer boredom subbing for Brontë's look into the riddles of the human heart."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Nov 11, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Trespass (2011) |
"
It's the worst Nicolas Cage film ever. Which is saying something."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Nov 10, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer (2011) |
"
Rammed with speech bubbles, text messages and onscreen status updates, this is a cartoonish car crash."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Oct 21, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Powder () |
"
Last month, I reckoned Horrid Henry was a shoo-in for worst film of the year. Compared to Powder, however, it looks like The Battleship Potemkin."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Aug 26, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Conan the Barbarian (2011) |
"
You'd think a film so heavy on sorcery and swordfights couldn't go wrong, but Conan The Barbarian manages the twin feats of being both derivative and deathly dull."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Aug 18, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Horrid Henry: The Movie (2013) |
"
It's a cheap, cheerless and laugh-free disaster zone with a woeful script and the sort of performances you'd be disappointed to see in a school play. In a word...horrid!"
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jul 29, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
67%
|
Hobo With a Shotgun (2011) |
"
There's no escaping the fact this is a remake of unadulterated rubbish."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jul 14, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
48%
|
Super (2011) |
"
An atonal mix of knockabout humour and out-of-nowhere violence that's so utterly wrong, it might actually challenge The Day The Clown Cried, Jerry Lewis's unfinished and unreleased 1972 Holocaust comedy."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jul 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Huge () |
"
Expect bigger laughs staring at the roof of your own oven with gas hissing into your ears."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jul 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Love's Kitchen (2011) |
"
A British comedy bad enough to end careers and result in angry - and justified - calls for refunds at the box office."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jun 23, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Green Lantern (2011) |
"
You'll need superpowers of your own to survive this hell."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jun 16, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
Priest (2011) |
"
Drab, eye-rollingly stupid and with noisy effects designed to drown out audience snores, Priest is just about as bad as it gets."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted May 6, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Beastly (2011) |
"
Beastly doesn't quite cover it. Not even monstrous, gruesome or grotesque come close."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Apr 22, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
The Roommate (2011) |
"
Elicits snores and guffaws thanks to workmanlike 'shock' moments and obvious twists."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Apr 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Sucker Punch (2011) |
"
The lights are on, but nobody's home."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Apr 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Hop (2011) |
"
Even the most undemanding of children won't enjoy this sickly confection that would have benefited from better one-liners. Or a dose of myxomatosis."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Apr 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Anuvahood () |
"
Sadly, there's little to like here with the comedy plain unfunny and the violence jarring with the satirical tone."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Mar 18, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Hall Pass (2011) |
"
Unfunny and unpleasant, it's hard to believe these are the people who once made There's Something About Mary."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Mar 11, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
45%
|
Drive Angry (2011) |
"
If you have less fun in a cinema all year, I'd like to know."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Feb 25, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011) |
"
Anyone with a funnybone should avoid what will surely be the worst film of 2011. Until the next Martin Lawrence movie, that is."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Feb 18, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
Travellers () |
"
Comes with horribly uneven performances and vastly unappealing characters acting in ways nobody ever, ever would."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jan 14, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Season of the Witch (2011) |
"
It'll come as little surprise to anyone who follows Cage's career that he's picked yet another dud. Yes, after Knowing, Bangkok Dangerous, G-Force and Next, the follically-challenged actor has done it again."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jan 7, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Chatroom (2011) |
"
A movie of utter, unspeakable, hideous awfulness. A movie that makes you want to prise open your brain and scoop out all memory of having watched it."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Dec 24, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Gulliver's Travels (2010) |
"
Like a health warning on a packet of cigarettes, the words Jack Black on a movie poster have become synonymous with life-threatening unfunniness."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Dec 24, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Fred: The Movie (2010) |
"
A comedy without laughs centred around the most excruciatingly annoying 'hero' ever to grace a cinema screen."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Dec 17, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
For Colored Girls (2010) |
"
While gunning for the same empowering vibe as Waiting To Exhale, enduring this miserable effort from Tyler Perry is more like praying to expire."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Dec 10, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Skyline (2010) |
"
A cut-and-paste monster mash with no business whatever in a multiplex. Heck, if you tuned into this on cable on a Sunday night, you'd be cancelling your subscription."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Nov 12, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
You Again (2010) |
"
Joining the rank ranks of The Hottie And The Nottie, Gigli, Licence To Wed and any film where Matthew McConaughey gets his groove on with a girl is yet another unspeakably awful rom-com."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Nov 12, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
79%
|
Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow (2011) |
"
And the award for this year's dullest film goes to Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow, which also scoops 2010's special prize for navelscratching, absurdly dull uselessness."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Oct 15, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
It's not quite as bad as Friedberg and Seltzer's usual output, but only in the way that measles is better than mumps."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Oct 15, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Jonah Hex (2010) |
"
Having already bombed big-time in the US, our search for the biggest turkey of 2010 ends right here."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Sep 2, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
Frankly, if this makes you laugh even once, I recommend seeking medical advice."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Aug 27, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) |
"
Kids will need to be positively subnormal to enjoy a film this dreadful."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Aug 3, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
47%
|
The A-Team (2010) |
"
That rarest of things, a big-budget actioner that's almost impossible to enjoy."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Aug 3, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Mega Piranha (2010) |
"
It stars former pop queen Tiffany, who topped the charts in 1987 with I Think We're Alone Now. Visit a cinema showing this and the chances are you'll know what she was singing about."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jul 15, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
When in Rome (2010) |
"
Ladies, here's a chick-flick best enjoyed with your eyelids actually glued together."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jun 25, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
Letters to Juliet (2010) |
"
It's hard to convey the sheer awfulness. And that's not just me being a grumpy bloke confronted with a chick flick."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jun 10, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
Kicks (2009) |
"
Look for your kicks elsewhere."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Jun 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
35%
|
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) |
"
There's simply nothing good about it. The special effects are ropey, the plot creaks, the performances are indifferent and - worst of all - it patronises the viewer with dialogue that explains what's about to happen at every turn."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted May 20, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Furry Vengeance (2010) |
"
The best thing you can say about Furry Vengeance is that it's kid friendly -- provided, that is, the kids are under five and a touch slow."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted May 6, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) |
"
He's survived six sequels, a grudge match with Jason Voorhees and a terrible TV spin-off, but this remake may finally finish Freddy Krueger once and for all."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted May 6, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
73%
|
Iron Man 2 (2010) |
"
Given the strength of part one, the sequel is not just a terrific failure but a terrific disappointment."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Apr 27, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
Repo Men (2010) |
"
As an example of how not to make a movie, Repo Men deserves to be studied by film students."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Apr 16, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
Old Dogs is a milestone in the [Travolta's] career, the moment when he trumped Battlefield Earth to make the worst film of his life."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Mar 22, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
Freestyle (2004) |
"
While the two leads try their best, it's a losing battle with a plot this hackneyed, a script this underdone and some woeful supporting performances."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Feb 26, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
From Paris with Love (2010) |
"
Another cynically violent, casually racist action movie that even Michael Winner would disown."
—
Daily Mirror [UK]
Posted Feb 26, 2010
|
73%
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