|
0/4
|
14%
|
Wild Hogs (2007) |
"
All of a sudden there's hope for Gigli!"
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Mar 17, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
21%
|
Catch and Release (2007) |
"
Ugh."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Feb 13, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
——
|
Evilenko (2004) |
"
A bloody, awful mess."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Oct 7, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
68%
|
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) |
"
Any resemblance between this big screen debacle and the sweet-and-funny Nickelodeon cable show on which it's supposedly based is entirely coincidental. "
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Nov 30, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
0%
|
Run for the Money (Hard Cash) (2002) |
"
When the opening scene makes you feel as though you've already missed about an hour of the plot you know you're in trouble."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Jul 3, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
40%
|
13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil (2002) |
"
Anyone who quickly denounced Madonna's Swept Away as being the worst film of 2002 clearly hadn't seen 13th Child."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Oct 29, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
47%
|
The Princess Diaries (2001) |
"
A non-animated G-rated movie is a rarity these days but the rating here reflects the fact that all the guts, all the good stuff, has been exorcised from the finished product."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Aug 8, 2001
|
|
0/4
|
25%
|
Shattered Image (1999) |
"
The biggest piece of hooey since the Stallone/Stone 'thriller' The Specialist."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
19%
|
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (2001) |
"
Makes Super Mario Bros. look like Rocco and his Brothers!"
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
——
|
The Demon Within (2001) |
"
Laughable and ludicrous."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
38%
|
Last Action Hero (1993) |
"
A poorly executed in-joke where everyone in the audience -- Arnold Schwarzenegger fans included -- feels left out."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
47%
|
The Perfect Storm (2000) |
"
Perfectly wretched."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
9%
|
Species II (1998) |
"
You don't need to have seen the original Species to appreciate how utterly lousy Species II is."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
Knock Off (1998) |
"
Unwatchable."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/4
|
33%
|
Morning Light (2008) |
"
This flat, uninspired sailing documentary from the Walt Disney studios has surprisingly little to say."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Oct 23, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
36%
|
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) |
"
British funny man Simon Pegg continues his downwards spiral with this lame, 'Devil Wears Prada-styled "comedy.""
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Oct 23, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
30%
|
The Children of Huang Shi (2008) |
"
A dull dramatization of -- and ill-fitting testament to -- British journalist George Hogg's experiences in war torn China."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jun 12, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
72%
|
Stuck (2008) |
"
Stuart (Re-Animator) Gordon's murky misuse of Mena Suvari and Stephen Rea makes John Carpenter movies look like Art."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jun 12, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
52%
|
Margot at the Wedding (2007) |
"
A huge disappointment after Baumbach's sublime 'Squid and the Whale. Ugly and mean."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Nov 22, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
5%
|
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"
Good Luck Chuck is a soft-core male indulgence posing as a hip Hollywood good luck chuckle."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Sep 29, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
1%
|
Daddy Day Camp (2007) |
"
If you like your outhouse humor explosive then this 'Camp's for you!"
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Aug 18, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
41%
|
High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005) |
"
A cinematically sound but sub-par horror flick readied for the American mass market by the addition of English credits and some truly atrocious dubbing."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jul 27, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
15%
|
Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"
Each follow-up to The Silence of the Lambs makes further sense of that 1991 film's top five Oscar sweep. Let's hope Rising is the last; it's certainly the least."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Mar 3, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
28%
|
Saw III (2006) |
"
The third Saw in the franchise loses its edge."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Nov 11, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
27%
|
Trust the Man (2006) |
"
Mopey Manhattan thirtysomethings sounding off might be Bart Freundlich's idea of a good time but it's not mine."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Aug 29, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
24%
|
Failure to Launch (2006) |
"
There's nothing here a good dose of Viagra couldn't cure. Impotent and dull as dishwater."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Mar 30, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
9%
|
Ultraviolet (2006) |
"
Ultracrappy more like."
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Mar 25, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
60%
|
Hostel (2006) |
"
Viewers check in... and just as quickly check out!"
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 19, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
Environmentalists will tell you that recycling is a good thing but the Adam Sandler vehicle The Longest Yard goes out of its way to prove otherwise. "
—
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jul 21, 2005
|
|
1.5/4
|
18%
|
After the Sunset (2004) |
"
Spends so much time down Selma Hayek's shirt fronts that we come away suffocated."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Nov 22, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
21%
|
Resident Evil - Apocalypse (2004) |
"
Makes Tomb Raider look like an epic."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Oct 11, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
26%
|
Anatomy of Hell (2004) |
"
Pretentious pornographic stuff and nonsense."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Oct 11, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
53%
|
A Dirty Shame (2004) |
"
What's shocking today is very different to what was shocking 20 years ago... but John Waters doesn't seem to have noticed."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Oct 11, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
72%
|
Open Water (2004) |
"
Open Water muddies a compelling subject matter via shoddy and incompetent filmmaking. A shallow and frustrating exercise in treading water."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Aug 30, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
74%
|
Calendar Girls (2003) |
"
'They dropped everything for a good cause' would seem to refer more to the filmmakers than the gutsy, middle-aged women shedding their clothes for a hospital couch."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Aug 30, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
20%
|
Thunderbirds (2004) |
"
The filmmakers, clearly never having seen the original TV series, sideline the spacecraft and reduce this debacle to what essentially amounts to boys 'n' The Hood."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Aug 18, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
27%
|
The Stepford Wives (2004) |
"
A confused production, replete with weak jokes and embarrassing stereotypes, earn the film one star, but I'll throw in an extra half star for Kidman's engaging performance."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Jun 29, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
22%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
Evil might have but one name to fear but intelligent, discerning moviegoers have two: Van Helsing."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted May 20, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
63%
|
Starsky & Hutch (2004) |
"
Any resemblance between the original -- and fun! -- 1970's TV series and this in-name-only Todd Phillips's dud is entirely accidental."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Mar 18, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
26%
|
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"
Ben Stiller's latest comedic vehicle is amiable but strikingly underwritten."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Jan 19, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
61%
|
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) |
"
Under the Tuscan Sun goes for the picture postcard look-and-feel and it succeeds admirably, a flighty contrivance that's thin, lightweight, and instantly disposable."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Jan 13, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
56%
|
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) |
"
Dante favors the everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach to this Warner Bros. nostalgia trip when funny-and-affectionate would have worked better."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Nov 19, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
75%
|
Intolerable Cruelty (2003) |
"
Occasionally cruel and almost entirely intolerable."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Oct 14, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
88%
|
28 Days Later (2003) |
"
The scariest thing about Danny Boyle's film is the surprisingly large percentage of people seemingly infected by its cheap and shoddy plagiarism."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Jul 25, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
48%
|
Bruce Almighty (2003) |
"
Even Jim Carrey, whose mere presence can often liven up a film lacking in luster, can't save the almighty turkey that is Bruce Almighty."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Jun 26, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
38%
|
Full Frontal (2002) |
"
Soderbergh should be ashamed of himself for trying to pass this off as entertainment."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Sep 3, 2002
|
|
1.5/4
|
86%
|
24 Hour Party People (2002) |
"
Michael Winterbottom puts the Manchester, England music/club scene circa 1980 under the microscope... and forgets to take the lens cap off!"
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Aug 22, 2002
|
|
1.5/4
|
64%
|
Zoolander (2001) |
"
The most disappointing thing about Stiller's film is that all it appears to be saying is that male models don't seem to have a lot between the ears."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Oct 2, 2001
|
|
1.5/4
|
54%
|
Bully (2001) |
"
A nasty piece of work."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Sep 11, 2001
|
|
1.5/4
|
21%
|
Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"
As Ghosts of Mars movies go, John Carpenter's is probably the best."
—
Movie Boeuf
Posted Aug 27, 2001
|
80%
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