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1/4
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5%
|
Serving Sara (2002) |
"
Perry and Hurley don't have much chemistry, and the story is so dumb you might want to sue it for stupidity."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 11, 2013
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1/4
|
10%
|
Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jan 22, 2013
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|
|
65%
|
The Outsiders (1983) |
"
As a movie, it's mediocre. As a clue to Coppola's thinking, it shows he still has things to learn about the relation between technology and expression."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Dec 11, 2007
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|
1/4
|
6%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
Repetitious teen-targeted fluff."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 16, 2005
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|
1/4
|
59%
|
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) |
"
A mish-mash of action-adventure clichés, book-ended with lame attempts at psychological interest."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 9, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
41%
|
High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005) |
"
Serial killing and other insanity in the French countryside, with ineptly dubbed English dialogue."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 9, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
55%
|
Madagascar (2005) |
"
Surprisingly clumsy in its efforts to please young and old alike. A major disappointment."
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Christian Science Monitor
Posted May 26, 2005
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1/4
|
31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
A quickly paced, slickly filmed entertainment that's also as crude and rude as the PG-13 rating will allow."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted May 26, 2005
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|
1/4
|
65%
|
Unleashed (Danny the Dog) (2005) |
"
Luc Besson's screenplay is dumb, but has just enough weird touches to give occasional glimmers of interest."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted May 12, 2005
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|
1/4
|
16%
|
Monster-in-Law (2005) |
"
The comedy is shamelessly stupid and flagrantly vulgar by turns."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted May 12, 2005
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|
1/4
|
60%
|
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) |
"
Given the whole cosmos to work with, plus all of Hollywood's high-tech trickery, first-time director Garth Jennings and his collaborators have come up with nothing but a superficial sci-fi romp poking mild fun at human foibles."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 28, 2005
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|
1/4
|
41%
|
A Lot Like Love (2005) |
"
Why don't they just settle down with each other and save us all 107 minutes?"
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 21, 2005
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|
1/4
|
10%
|
House of D (2004) |
"
I'm sorry to report it's the opposite of impressive."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 14, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
Guess Who (2005) |
"
Serves up such flat dialogue and stilted situations that it's hard to sit through."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Mar 24, 2005
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|
1/4
|
30%
|
Be Cool (2005) |
"
The overlong comedy has few laughs and flirts far too much with racist, homophobic humor. A waste of a fine cast."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Mar 3, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"
Plenty of mad moviegoers will put this in their diaries as one of the worst pictures in ages."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Feb 24, 2005
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|
1/4
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
The special effects are ubiquitous but not very special."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Feb 17, 2005
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|
1/4
|
10%
|
The Wedding Date (2005) |
"
This is a wedding date that would have benefited from a different designer, a more knowing caterer, and -- most of all -- a whole new guest list."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Feb 3, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
72%
|
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) |
"
I hate to sound per-Snickety, but this lemon of a movie is a sadly unfortunate event."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Dec 16, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Alexander (2004) |
"
It's astounding that the ingenious creator of JFK and Wall Street could make an epic on war and empire that's so utterly simplistic and unreflective."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Nov 29, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"
It's possible the comedy contains some secret allegory about the Protestant Reformation but its main message is that everyone should believe and behave in exactly the same way. Groupthink wins again!"
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Nov 24, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Noel (2004) |
"
Santa Claus's bag couldn't hold as many clichés as the screenplay dishes out."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Nov 11, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
63%
|
New Guy (2004) |
"
Alas, the movie is less clever than its characters."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Nov 11, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
46%
|
Shall We Dance (2004) |
"
The cast is promising, but this remake of the popular Japanese movie falls flat, with more 'sound design' than delicious music, more slick film editing than graceful ballroom gliding."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Oct 14, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
The Hillside Strangler (2004) |
"
Sordid and sleazy, although the lead performances are hard to fault."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Oct 14, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Anatomy of Hell (2004) |
"
Breillat is a smart, serious observer of sexuality's often disruptive role in human life, but this existential drama is sadly pretentious."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Oct 14, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
Georges Bataille's Story of the Eye (2004) |
"
Bataille was a serious philosopher as well as a sensation-seeking writer, but you'd never guess his provocative ideas from this updated version."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Sep 23, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
72%
|
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) |
"
Crass and soulless."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Sep 16, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
80%
|
Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War (2004) |
"
Redolent of Saving Private Ryan and We Were Warriors, but almost entirely devoted to combat violence and sentimental interludes."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Sep 2, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
47%
|
Everybody Says I'm Fine! (2007) |
"
The consequences aren't remotely as comic as they're meant to be."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Sep 2, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Transfixed (Mauvais genres)(Bad Genres)(Gender Bias) (2004) |
"
Dull despite its suspense-driven story."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 29, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
Thunderbirds (2004) |
"
The action is snappy and quick, but why does this youth-targeted adventure pit white male heroes against a trio of villains comprising a black man, an Asian man, and an ugly woman?"
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 29, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
Cartoonish effects and overacting make this more corn than catnip."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 22, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
Touch of Pink (2004) |
"
Even MacLachlan's surprisingly witty performance can't compensate for the trite screenplay and Mistry's lack of charisma."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 15, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
A Cinderella Story (2004) |
"
The timeless fairy tale is updated into a cookie-cutter specimen of the teen-girl comedy."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 15, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Sleepover (2004) |
"
[Young viewers] may overlook the contrived situations and the awful acting, which consists mainly of frozen grins. Nobody else will."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
31%
|
King Arthur (2004) |
"
Gives us a Round Table and a flashing Excalibur but no magic, no mystery, no mythic resonance."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
66%
|
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"
Dumb, dumber, dumberest!"
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jul 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
70%
|
Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004) |
"
Stiller strives to be a wild and wacky villain, Vaughn endeavors to be a likable and average hero, and both fall flat on their faces, like everything else in this unspeakably stupid comedy."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 17, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
60%
|
The Terminal (2004) |
"
One of Spielberg's worst movies."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 17, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Garfield - The Movie (2004) |
"
The blend of live action and animation is competently done, but the subtly mean-spirited screenplay has more sour meows than hearty laughs."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 10, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
29%
|
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"
The screenplay is idiotic."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 10, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
The Stepford Wives (2004) |
"
The remake transforms Levin's cautionary tale into a confused confection that's too busy snickering over suburban foibles to provoke any thoughts about gender politics, or even about entertaining skirmishes between the sexes."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Jun 10, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
This isn't a horror movie, it's a sensory assault, full of flaming fireballs and shrieking banshees that make your eyes and ears feel as jeopardized as a vampire at sunrise."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted May 6, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
17%
|
Laws of Attraction (2004) |
"
This sort of legal-eagle premise worked beautifully in the bygone Tracy and Hepburn days, declined when the Coen brothers made Intolerable Cruelty, and hits rock bottom here."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 29, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Godsend (2003) |
"
How could such a high-octane cast produce such low-octane horror?"
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 29, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
"
Strenuously unfunny."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
30%
|
The Alamo (2004) |
"
It's dull, derivative, and as lifelike as a heap of historical figurines."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Apr 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
1%
|
Twisted (2004) |
"
If you're in the mood for twisting, save the price of a movie ticket. Stay home and do the dance."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Feb 26, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights (2004) |
"
As beguiling as a dried-out palm tree."
—
Christian Science Monitor
Posted Feb 26, 2004
|