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0/4
|
27%
|
Project X (2012) |
"
Classless, mean-spirited, repugnant, deplorable, off-puttingly sleazy, and thoroughly contemptible."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Mar 1, 2012
|
|
0/4
|
24%
|
Conan the Barbarian (2011) |
"
So calamitously unprofessional it's as if half-minded vagrants found a dinged-up camera next to a few hundred bucks on the street, pulled together a cast of needy, out-of-work actors, and went to town."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 18, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
45%
|
30 Minutes or Less (2011) |
"
Distasteful and putrid, so disillusioned and amateurish that it can't even be bothered to properly wrap up its loose plot treads. Instead, when it finally hits a brick wall, it simply gives up altogether and ends."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 12, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
10%
|
Little Fockers (2010) |
"
A maddening, joyless experience, easily one of the most inept films of the year. It's cynical. It's mean-spirited. It's ugly."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Dec 21, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
Furry Vengeance (2010) |
"
So obnoxious, so inept, so vile, so distasteful, and so unfunny it should successfully act as repellent for all viewers outside of humanoid sewer dwellers who have never seen a movie before and may be attracted to the sight of moving images."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
13%
|
Our Family Wedding (2010) |
"
A rancid ode to the quainter, simpler times before integration and that pesky Civil Rights Movement got in the way."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Mar 11, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
19%
|
Cop Out (2010) |
"
Cop Out is unspeakably terrible, a laugh-free comedy that mistakenly thinks it's the height of hilarity while the audience, in return, sit stone-faced for the better part of two hours."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Feb 26, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
Putrid, offensive and life-sucking. Early word is describing this woebegone fiasco as the next Batman and Robin. Having seen both, Joel Schumacher has every right to protest the comparison."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jun 23, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
64%
|
Duplicity (2009) |
"
A caper without intrigue and a romance without humanity, this disastrously wasteful star vehicle manages quite the feat by both crushing the viewer's soul and devouring their spirit in two hours flat."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Mar 20, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
Disaster Movie (2008) |
"
As depressing and empty a cinematic experience as any other picture this year or last (or maybe the whole decade). To label it as simply unfunny or vacuous or ugly or boring would be a compliment."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 29, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
Meet the Spartans (2008) |
"
Meet the Spartans is a downtrodden cinematic vacuum—a sickening, derivative, shallow, condescending, utterly worthless piece of ...."
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DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 25, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
Hitman (2007) |
"
Abysmal in the extreme, Hitman is 100 minutes of soul-crushing nothingness."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Nov 20, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
——
|
Unearthed (2007) |
"
A desert-set Aliens rip-off with no-budget creature effects that look like H.R. Giger by way of "South Park," Unearthed is a dismal failure on every level."
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DustinPutman.com
Posted Nov 10, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
27%
|
Dragon Wars (2007) |
"
Destined to go down in history as one of cinema's most blunderingly, catastrophically bad big-budget films of the last few decades."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Sep 15, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
Epic Movie (2007) |
"
What was the last studio picture this bad? Maybe 2002's The Adventures of Pluto Nash. I've seen more talent in my cat's last dump."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 26, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
33%
|
Stormbreaker (Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker) (2006) |
"
Boring, empty, anticlimactic, uninspired and bankrupt of humanity."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Oct 12, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
All The King's Men (2006) |
"
The disastrously hollow All the King's Men forgoes entertainment in favor of trying to cause death by way of crushing boredom."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Sep 23, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
32%
|
The Black Dahlia (2006) |
"
Words cannot possibly do justice to what a total monstrosity this film is."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Sep 16, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
The Cave (2005) |
"
A turd held up to the flickering bulb of the projector would be a marked improvement."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 25, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
Sexist, homophobic, pointless and overloaded with brain-crushing bigotry...has an evil and putrid secret agenda that couldn't have less to do with football if it tried."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted May 26, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
16%
|
xXx: State of the Union (2005) |
"
Plain, old, rancid trash, as careless as it is despicably wasteful. If Xander Cage had to die, the XXX series should have keeled over with him."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Apr 28, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
4%
|
The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
"
One of the most embarrassingly unfunny comedies to crawl down the pike in some time."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Apr 10, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
22%
|
Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights (2004) |
"
How do you write a review for a movie that unashamedly craps on the memory of its deservedly famed and beloved predecessor? The answer: with venom."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Feb 27, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
34%
|
The In-Laws (2003) |
"
The In-Laws is unredeemable filmmaking, an unfunny, egotistical, idiotic dead-zone of a movie with nary a glimpse of energy or genuine heart."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted May 10, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
Extreme Ops (2002) |
"
If [director] Christian Duguay and [screenwriter] Michael Zaidan can be given millions of dollars by a studio to film something as obnoxiously bad as this, then even a young child of seven or eight has what it takes to work in Hollywood."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Nov 28, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) |
"
If there really was a merciful God, the film negatives would have been burnt to a crisp in a freak accident. No such luck."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 16, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
52%
|
The Crocodile Hunter - Collision Course (2002) |
"
If a worse motion picture...sees the light of day in 2002, it will only be by sheer accident."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jul 14, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
The Wash (2001) |
"
A depressing, stereotypical affair that can be thanked by the African American community for portraying their race as lazy, drug-addicted, and whorish."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Nov 16, 2001
|
|
0/4
|
20%
|
Next Friday (2000) |
"
A heaping piece of rancid garbage."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
20%
|
Zombie Vs. Mardi Gras (1999) |
"
Inept on every possible filmmaking level."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
33%
|
The 13th Warrior (1999) |
"
Stupefyingly horrendous."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"
A disaster of epic proportions!"
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
50%
|
Nekromantik (1987) |
"
The film, if you can call it that, actually goes beyond the state of bad taste into a shameful, meaningless, extreme realm all its own."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Wing Commander (1999) |
"
Staring at a blank screen would be at least fifty times more entertaining and visually stimulating than all of Wing Commander combined."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
21%
|
Inspector Gadget (1999) |
"
Unredeemably bad, and shockingly so."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
A Haunted House (2013) |
"
"A Haunted House" runs a scant 86 minutes, but it's a painful 86 minutes, seeming twice as long and more punishing by the second."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 10, 2013
|
|
.5/4
|
89%
|
Lincoln (2012) |
"
Watching the film, which is so emotionally frigid it could chill a person clear to the bone, it is impossible to even entertain the vision of a filmmaker such as Steven Spielberg being behind the camera."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Nov 8, 2012
|
|
.5/4
|
64%
|
Cosmopolis (2012) |
"
Art-house cinema at its most achingly smarmy and self-indulgent. Frustrating verging on abysmal verging on infuriating."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 23, 2012
|
|
0.5/4
|
8%
|
Battlefield America (2012) |
"
'Cringe-inducing' doesn't even begin to describe it."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted May 30, 2012
|
|
.5/4
|
39%
|
Red Tails (2012) |
"
If "Red Tails" is to be taken for truth, then the goings-on must have occurred on theme park backlots posing as 1940s Italy and its brave military men must have been rejects from the "Amos 'n' Andy" minstrel hour."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 19, 2012
|
|
.5/4
|
38%
|
Monte Carlo (2011) |
"
"Don't mess with Texas!" Emma snarls at the captive Cordelia, the girl tied to a chair with an apple lodged in her mouth. Yes, it's as unclean and creepily disconcerting as it sounds."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jun 30, 2011
|
|
.5/4
|
38%
|
Cars 2 (2011) |
"
As appalling as any motion picture released so far in 2011. Ruthlessly betrays every last thing the original so passionately stood for."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jun 23, 2011
|
|
.5/4
|
34%
|
The Hangover Part II (2011) |
"
As the film goes on its dull, dim-brained, slapdash way, there isn't a solitary laugh in sight. Not one. A person couldn't write worse jokes if he or she tried."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted May 25, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
16%
|
Priest (2011) |
"
An irritating, lifeless experience, so bad it sucks the fun right out of moviegoing."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted May 13, 2011
|
|
.5/4
|
35%
|
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) |
"
Sure to remain one of the most spiritless cinematic experiences of the year."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Mar 10, 2011
|
|
.5/4
|
10%
|
Season of the Witch (2011) |
"
The first reveal of Nicolas Cage sporting a blond wig with ringlets that makes him look like a Shirley Temple drag queen impersonator after a post-medieval-party-themed blackout is the sort of fright probably not intended by its makers."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jan 6, 2011
|
|
.5/4
|
64%
|
Jackass 3-D (2010) |
"
When Louis Lumiere invented the portable motion picture camera in 1895, it is safe to say he never envisioned it would be used 115 years later for the purposes of the sort of base, stomach-churning, idiotic gags found in Jackass 3D."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Oct 14, 2010
|
|
.5/4
|
29%
|
The Virginity Hit (2010) |
"
Crass and detestable, a combination of American Pie, The Blair Witch Project and crap."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Sep 16, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
It is the latter word in the title that most accurately describes the film: suck. "
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Aug 18, 2010
|
|
.5/4
|
9%
|
Marmaduke (2010) |
"
A pathetic waste of time and money for all concerned, the movie pushes one's patience to the brink."
—
DustinPutman.com
Posted Jun 3, 2010
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