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.5/4
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10%
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"
It's the dumberest movie I've ever seen!"
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Posted Jun 25, 2003
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1/4
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11%
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Alex & Emma (2003) |
"
Alex & Emma drowns any iota of movie-magic romance and uncovers a drought of comic talent."
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Posted Jun 25, 2003
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4/4
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99%
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Finding Nemo 3D (2012) |
"
C'mon, it's Pixar. Would you expect anything less than perfection?"
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Posted Jun 2, 2003
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2.5/4
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73%
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The Italian Job (2003) |
"
Sure, some people are in it for the money. We're here for the fun! Go, watch The Italian Job, and on the way home pick up a six-pack of MINI Coopers. They'll fit in the closet"
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Posted Jun 1, 2003
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2.5/4
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67%
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Manic (2003) |
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Manic's landscape is filled with emotional thunderstorms; don't expect a sunny sky, but you might find a ray of hope."
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Posted Jun 1, 2003
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2.5/4
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100%
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Kauas pilvet karkaavat (Drifting Clouds) (Far Away the Clouds Escape) (1996) |
"
Nokia, Finlandia Vodka, and Aki Kaurismäki. Three exceptional Finnish exports of particular interest. ?Drifting Clouds blossoms."
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Posted May 30, 2003
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3/4
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98%
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Spellbound (2002) |
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It's hard to believe that a film about spelling can be such grand entertainment. S-P-E-L-L-B-O-U-N-D is spellbinding."
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Posted May 30, 2003
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2.5/4
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83%
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Stone Reader (2003) |
"
Mark Moskowitz ? has made a quaintly interesting, but too long (at 128 minutes), self-involved docu-mystery for the literary-minded."
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Posted May 23, 2003
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3/4
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28%
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Daddy Day Care (2003) |
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Daddy Day Care is not Toddlers of the Damned. It's Toddlers of the Damned Funny."
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Posted May 12, 2003
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4/5
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90%
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The Muppet Movie (1979) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted May 7, 2003
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4/5
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96%
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Bullets Over Broadway (1994) |
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Posted May 7, 2003
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2/5
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88%
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Silver Streak (1976) |
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Posted May 7, 2003
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3.5/4
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81%
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Blue Car (2003) |
"
...perhaps slight of budget but full of heart, soul, and a ton of acting talent, all well stirred by a new director who has expertly transferred her story of family failures and teen dreams to the big screen."
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Posted May 7, 2003
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3/4
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88%
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A Mighty Wind (2003) |
"
A Mighty Wind keeps the comedy in tune. Even the flat humor comes off witty and sharp."
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Posted May 2, 2003
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1/4
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14%
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The Young Unknowns (2000) |
"
You're not going to feel enlightened by The Young Unknowns and, frankly, you'll probably benefit by keeping them unknown from your film-going pocketbook."
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Posted Apr 25, 2003
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3/4
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99%
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Rivers and Tides, (Fluß der Zeit) (2002) |
"
... a spellbinding study of Andy Goldsworthy, a Scottish land-sculptor who creates location-specific work using only the organic vegetation and minerals found in his "studio.""
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Posted Apr 11, 2003
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2/4
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80%
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Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) |
"
Like its subject's fateful voyage?, Ghosts of the Abyss makes it about two-thirds of the way to its port before sinking."
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Posted Apr 11, 2003
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2.5/4
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35%
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What a Girl Wants (2003) |
"
Cinderella's back and Disney doesn't have her."
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Posted Apr 11, 2003
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3/4
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85%
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Chaos (2003) |
"
Chaos is smart. Real smart. Revenge can't get much sweeter than this."
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Posted Mar 17, 2003
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3/4
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67%
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The Ballad of Bering Strait (2003) |
"
There's an infectious hope that permeates Ballad's short breath."
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Posted Feb 28, 2003
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1/4
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43%
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L'Chayim, Comrade Stalin (2003) |
"
Like the swamps on which the Siberian town Birobidzhan was built, Yale Strom's latest documentary L'Chayim, Comrade Stalin! is mired in mediocrity."
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Posted Feb 13, 2003
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3/4
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69%
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Max (2002) |
"
Max is an engrossing, repugnant, disturbing portrait of a dictator as a young unknown artist. It is compelling."
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Posted Jan 12, 2003
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2.5/4
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82%
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Shanghai Ghetto (2002) |
"
Filmmakers Dana Janklowicz-Mann and Amir Mann area headed east, Far East, in retelling a historically significant, and personal, episode detailing how one international city welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees while the world's democracie"
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Posted Jan 12, 2003
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5/5
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94%
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Blood Simple (1984) |
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Posted Dec 31, 2002
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3.5/4
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96%
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The Pianist (2002) |
"
The Pianist [is] a supremely hopeful cautionary tale of war's madness remembered that we, today, can prevent its tragic waste of life. Here is a divine monument to a single man's struggle to regain his life, his dignity and his music."
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Posted Dec 31, 2002
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3/4
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81%
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Tully (2002) |
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Director and co-writer Hilary Birmingham's maiden feature... is a strong, polished, professional indie effort that bodes well for bigger success."
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Posted Dec 30, 2002
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3.5/4
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77%
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Nicholas Nickleby (2002) |
"
The delicious trimmings...arrive early and stay late, filling nearly every minute...with a lighthearted glow, some impudent snickers, and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability to triumph over a Scrooge or two."
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Posted Dec 30, 2002
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5/5
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100%
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The Maltese Falcon (1941) |
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Posted Dec 25, 2002
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2/4
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66%
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Solaris (2002) |
"
Solaris fades to a less than satisfying conclusion, where its blending of space, time, reality, remorse, redemption, and George Clooney's naked butt might even have Albert Einstein pinching himself to see if he's still with us."
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Posted Dec 25, 2002
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2.5/4
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80%
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The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002) |
"
Fans of the show, their parents, and even kids not privy to the Nick channel will find this a rousing venture about a Dolittlesque girl named Eliza who talks to the animals."
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Posted Dec 23, 2002
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0/5
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Solar Crisis (1993) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Nov 4, 2002
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3/5
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88%
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Slap Shot (1999) |
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Posted Nov 4, 2002
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3/4
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87%
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Hybrid (2001) |
"
A highly unusual hayride through the cornfields of old, Hybrid showcases the odd and eccentric relics of a past culled from a family scrapbook filled barnyard cobwebs and the echoes of mislaid affections."
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Posted Nov 4, 2002
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1/5
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0%
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Iron Eagle III - Aces (1992) |
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Posted Nov 4, 2002
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2.5/4
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76%
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Comedian (2002) |
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It won't bust your gut -- and it's not intended to -- it's merely a blandly cinematic surgical examination of what makes a joke a joke."
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Posted Nov 4, 2002
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1/4
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51%
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The Man from Elysian Fields (2001) |
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The Man From Elysian Fields is a cold, bliss-less work that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves."
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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3/5
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79%
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Dark Star (1973) |
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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3/5
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78%
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Frantic (1988) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 22, 2002
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1/5
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27%
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Rocky V (1990) |
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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4/4
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96%
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Bowling for Columbine (2002) |
"
This disquieting, comic brand of guerrilla filmmaking is two hours of subjective preaching that should be required viewing."
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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3/5
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43%
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Timecop (1994) |
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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2.5/4
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64%
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Below (2002) |
"
As underwater ghost stories go, Below casts its spooky net out into the Atlantic Ocean and spits it back, grizzled and charred, somewhere northwest of the Bermuda Triangle."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 22, 2002
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4/5
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93%
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The Apartment (1960) |
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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4/4
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92%
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Bloody Sunday (2002) |
"
The moral shrapnel and mental shellshock will linger long after this film has ended."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 22, 2002
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4/5
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88%
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Twentieth Century (1934) |
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Posted Oct 22, 2002
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3/4
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92%
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The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002) |
"
...it's a shame that [film]'s only appreciative audience might be those of us with memories deep enough to recall the rise and fall and rise again of one of the industry's true crap-shooting visionaries."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 22, 2002
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4/5
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97%
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Cabaret (1972) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 20, 2002
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5/5
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100%
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The Philadelphia Story (1940) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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1/5
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60%
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The Cutting Edge (1992) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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5/5
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100%
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The Gold Rush (1925) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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4/5
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100%
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The Atomic Cafe (1982) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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3/5
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68%
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Point Break (1991) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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1/5
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23%
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First Kid (1996) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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4/5
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67%
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Rancho Deluxe (1975) |
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Nitrate Online
Posted Oct 13, 2002
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3.5/4
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63%
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Moonlight Mile (2002) |
"
[Brad] Silberling has prescribed a self-cathartic cinematic tale that both spiritually allows him to deal with a tremendous personal tragedy while also sharing a powerfully written dramatic narrative, filled with tenderness and comic flourishes, with his"
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Posted Oct 2, 2002
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3/4
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84%
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Margaret Cho - Notorious C.H.O. (2002) |
"
There's never a dull moment here. Notorious C.H.O. is a Genuine R.I.O.T."
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Posted Sep 9, 2002
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2/4
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48%
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XXX (2002) |
"
It's a shame that Vin Diesel, cinema's new millennium Rambo, has selected such an under-written feature for his latest, breakthrough role."
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Posted Aug 20, 2002
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0/4
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1%
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The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"
The Master of Diguise is this year's first truly stillborn comedy."
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Posted Aug 5, 2002
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3.5/4
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80%
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Sunshine State (2002) |
"
One of the most original American productions this year, you'll find yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State."
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Posted Aug 2, 2002
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3/4
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80%
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Heavy Metal Parking Lot (2000) |
"
Big screen success has always been just around the corner for Jeff Krulik and fellow guerrilla filmmaker John Heyn..."
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Posted Jul 30, 2002
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3/4
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89%
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Cinema Paradiso (Nuovo Cinema Paradiso) (1988) |
"
The Paradiso's rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse during the film's final (restored) third...emotionally belittle a cinema classic. Sometimes shorter is better."
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Posted Jun 24, 2002
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4/4
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58%
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The Importance of Being Earnest (2002) |
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...a dishonorably delicious tale of lover's labors nearly lost. I can't remember having so much fun watching such scoundrels at play in the fields of society and love."
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Posted Jun 12, 2002
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3.5/4
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93%
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Insomnia (2002) |
"
...a noble nail-biter, a killer thriller than shows us that the fine battle lines between trusted cop and conniving criminal can be shaken and blurred...and thoroughly enjoyed."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Jun 12, 2002
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3.5/4
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89%
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Spider-Man (2002) |
"
Do I smell franchise? Who doesn't?"
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Nitrate Online
Posted May 6, 2002
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3/4
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48%
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Lucky Break (2002) |
"
...an adorably whimsical comedy that deserves more than a passing twinkle."
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Posted Apr 26, 2002
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2.5/4
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48%
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Big Trouble (2002) |
"
...there's a lot of fun, idiotic stuff, plenty of action, one-liners, and bloated buffoonery. And some great goat stunt work."
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Posted Apr 18, 2002
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2/4
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77%
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Changing Lanes (2002) |
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...passable enough for a shoot-out in the o.k. court house of life type of flick. Strictly middle of the road."
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Posted Apr 15, 2002
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3/4
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85%
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Kissing Jessica Stein (2002) |
"
Smart and sassy, here is one helluva terrific word-of-mouth feature. Watch it, then tell all your friends to see it."
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Posted Apr 1, 2002
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3/4
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77%
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Ice Age (2002) |
"
It's a keeper."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Apr 1, 2002
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1/4
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7%
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Dragonfly (2002) |
"
The more Kevin Costner rests on his pretty-boy laurels, the public is, regrettably, going to have tepid films like Dragonfly tossed at them."
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Posted Mar 4, 2002
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3/4
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89%
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Trembling Before G-d (2001) |
"
...an engaging document of the human condition."
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Posted Feb 4, 2002
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0/4
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11%
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Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002) |
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...an early favorite on 2002 top ten "worst" lists. I think I laughed. Once. Maybe not."
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Posted Jan 28, 2002
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2.5/4
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24%
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Snow Dogs (2002) |
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There's not much to like or dislike in this ride; it's the kind of all-season, live-action amusement that the Disney studio has been churning out for decades."
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Posted Jan 28, 2002
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2/4
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50%
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Kate & Leopold (2001) |
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...a semi-sweet, time-traveling, yuletide log. It may sit well on the fire for 2 hours, but its love-struck ashes aren't anything to keep up on the mantle."
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Posted Dec 31, 2001
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3/4
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75%
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Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius (2001) |
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Jimmy Neutron is one righteously neat piece of glossy animated entertainment."
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Posted Dec 31, 2001
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3.5/4
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74%
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Abril Despedaçado (Behind the Sun) (2001) |
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Behind the Sun is a glorious revelation....critics-and audiences-will welcome this to their top ten lists."
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Posted Dec 31, 2001
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2.5/4
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28%
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Not Another Teen Movie (2001) |
"
Not Another Teen Movie is Hollywood's answer to the Whoopee Cushion."
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Posted Dec 21, 2001
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0/4
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8%
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Out Cold (2001) |
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How appropriate this overcooked turkey opened over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend! And I'm here to give it a basting."
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Posted Dec 3, 2001
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.5/4
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77%
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Tape (2001) |
"
"Would you guys just figure out what the fuck you're talking about?" Actual line from the film. Actual way you might feel by the time that line is uttered."
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Posted Nov 26, 2001
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3/4
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41%
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K-PAX (2001) |
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...the sentimental court of K-PAX is ruled over by Kevin Spacey as king of subdued comic irony."
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Posted Oct 29, 2001
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2/4
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53%
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My First Mister (2002) |
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Distinguished actress Christine Lahti's feature directorial debut...suffers from a touch too much structure and a script that pedals a tad too hard on sentimentality."
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Posted Oct 15, 2001
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3/4
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81%
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Mulholland Drive (2001) |
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The skewered dreams of Tinseltown are wondrously aglow with a nightmarish tinge in David Lynch's moody crime drama."
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Posted Oct 15, 2001
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1.5/4
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60%
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Haiku Tunnel (2001) |
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If I want to watch a neurotic Jewish guy throw quips at the screen, I'll take Woody Allen in New York City over Josh Kornbluth in San Francisco any day. (Brief) case closed."
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Posted Sep 30, 2001
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1.5/4
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64%
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Zoolander (2001) |
"
Zoolander stands just below the middle of the crowd of "this-in-not-a-cerebral comedy" genre, no better, no worse."
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Posted Sep 30, 2001
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3/4
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65%
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Big Eden (2001) |
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...a funny coming-of-age romantic romp set in the Montana timberwoods, a thousand miles from nowhere.... A sure fire audience pleaser."
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Posted Sep 30, 2001
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4/4
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50%
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Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
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After having our hearts ripped from us; Hearts in Atlantis miraculously sets them beating again."
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Posted Sep 23, 2001
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0.5/4
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31%
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Wet Hot American Summer (2001) |
"
I strongly suggest forgoing Wet Hot American Summer. That scent of sex in the air? It's one limp, cold American odor."
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Posted Sep 8, 2001
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2/4
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29%
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Jackpot (2001) |
"
Jackpot's song skips about the countryside never hitting full groove."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Sep 8, 2001
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1/4
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44%
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Rat Race (2001) |
"
With the hundreds of gags hurled at you, you'll laugh at more or less of them depending on which side of the bed you woke up on. Rat Race tumbled out of the wrong side for me."
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Posted Aug 24, 2001
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3/4
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86%
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The Closet (Le Placard) (2001) |
"
Gay Paree just bubbled up a few degrees with this delightfully witty homo-faux-bic comedy."
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Posted Aug 7, 2001
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3/4
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54%
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Everybody's Famous! (2001) |
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Yes, I admit it, the film's corny, but there's nothing wrong with this can of sweet, imported niblets."
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Posted Aug 6, 2001
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1/4
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43%
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Evolution (2001) |
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Look! Up on the screen! It's a bird! It's a-plain! It's super-lamebrain, man!"
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Posted Jun 20, 2001
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3/4
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79%
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Following (1999) |
"
Christopher Nolan's 1999 debut feature becomes Memento-on-training-wheels."
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Posted Jun 12, 2001
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1/4
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33%
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Angel Eyes (2001) |
"
"Stay with me" Jennifer Lopez whispers over and over at the start of the film. Take my advice: Don't."
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Posted May 21, 2001
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4/4
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89%
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Shrek (2001) |
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The millennium's first great animated classic has been born. Long live Shrek!"
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Posted May 21, 2001
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3/4
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92%
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Startup.com (2001) |
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A pick-me-up for the lost dot generation? In a way, yes."
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Posted May 17, 2001
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3/4
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58%
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A Knight's Tale (2001) |
"
A Knight's Tale won't slay the Mummy, but it's a noble seller of popcorn. Joust on, brave warrior dude!"
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Posted May 17, 2001
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0.5/4
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14%
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Driven (2001) |
"
Red flags (not checkered) abound in the banal script, silly dialogue, and the age-defying stretch marks on the face of Burt Reynold."
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Posted May 17, 2001
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0.5/4
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13%
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Town & Country (2000) |
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This romantic dud is the kind of fowl weather friend everyone will want to pluck. As an affair or two or more to remember, Town & Country is better off Lost & Forgotten."
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Posted May 4, 2001
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2/4
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100%
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Galapagos: The Enchanted Voyage (1999) |
"
As a medium for showing the study of evolution and biodiversity in this part of the world, this film can't be topped."
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Posted Apr 19, 2001
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2.5/4
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50%
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Dreamers (2000) |
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An admirable low-budget initiation piece that takes a sideways glance of making it in the filmmaking business."
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Posted Apr 16, 2001
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3.5/4
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96%
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The Dish (2001) |
"
The Dish is an entertaining, funny, and strong lesson in collaborative initiative, community spirit, and a rousing sense of humor. What a lovely adventure!"
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Posted Apr 12, 2001
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3/4
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93%
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Spy Kids (2001) |
"
Willy Wonkas of the 21st century rejoice! Bumblegum Bond. Oy-Oy-Seven. Worthy of the franchise that awaits it."
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Posted Apr 3, 2001
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3/4
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Spike & Mike's 2000 Classic Festival of Animation () |
"
Finding a feature-length animation compilation playing here in Washington, DC brings world class entertainment to those who can't find it in the White House or on Capitol Hill"
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Posted Apr 2, 2001
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3/4
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86%
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Chunhyangdyun (2000) |
"
The ecstasy and intensity of the story, characters, and production molds Chuhnyang into a majestic masterpiece."
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Posted Mar 27, 2001
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3/4
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94%
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Last Resort (2001) |
"
From Polish writer-director Pawel Pawlikowski comes a poignant Sad Sack tale of a young Russian mother and her son cast adrift on foreign shores."
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Posted Mar 27, 2001
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1.5/4
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33%
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15 Minutes (2001) |
"
Fifteen Minutes pretty much recycles the media paranoia and fear found in Mad City with passing stabs at Snuff and Payback. It sinks quickly off the waters of lower Manhattan."
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Posted Mar 21, 2001
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3/4
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72%
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The Visit (2000) |
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Exceptional performances from a well-worn cast transforms The Visit into a remarkable healing process, using the medicine of family and faith to heal a tortured soul."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Mar 19, 2001
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3/4
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62%
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Erleuchtung garantiert (Enlightenment Guaranteed) (1999) |
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You'll be every bit as satisfied for savoring its comic wit, subtle story, and fine cast."
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Posted Mar 17, 2001
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0/4
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14%
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Company Man (2001) |
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A lamentably incompetent spy send up...a lame period comedy stalled in neutral and filled with drop dreadful jokes rejected from Get Smart! and disbarred vaudeville routines."
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Posted Mar 12, 2001
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3.5/4
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70%
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Series 7: The Contenders (2001) |
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With a dollop of originality, a pinch of drollness, and a dash of dry wit, it sends up survivor-based reality television with a deadly dose of gladiator humor."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Mar 9, 2001
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2.5/4
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81%
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Pollock (2000) |
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One need not be a fan of the audacious style of Jack Pollock to admire Ed Harris' journeyman effort to bring the tortured life of one of America's true originals to the screen"
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Posted Mar 2, 2001
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3/4
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63%
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Wonderland (2000) |
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It's a wonderful feature debut script by Laurence Coriat, inspired by Robert Altman's Short Cuts and with a less sprawling nod to Magnolia."
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Posted Feb 14, 2001
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3.5/4
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92%
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Panic (2000) |
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As a mood piece, Panic hits its mark with dark, haunting accuracy. Director Henry Bromell hails the conquered hero with an absurdist wit and darkly delicious humor."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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1.5/4
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56%
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The Gift (2000) |
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Sam Raimi's directorial flair & Chris Young's fiddle-flecked score aren't enough to prop up this supernatural Confederate corpse that comes up short in script & satisfaction."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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2.5/4
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86%
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State and Main (2000) |
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Devilishly wicked if occasionally slight, Mamet's third film in as many years, is, alas, one of his weakest (but still strong compared with the rest of the holiday film pack)."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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2.5/4
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54%
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What Women Want (2001) |
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Mel Gibson's roguish advertising executive showcases his hitherto second-tier romantic comedy talents that borrow a whimsical wink from Maverick."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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1.5/4
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48%
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Vertical Limit (2000) |
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The dregs of early December are upon us, and Martin Campbell's excruciating rescue effort up the world's second highest peak has tripped and fallen."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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2/4
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41%
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The 6th Day (2000) |
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...you end up playing match-the-sequence from one of Ahnold's previous pictures or picking out the product placements for cars, beer, and other sundry items."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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2/4
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60%
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Venus Beauty Institute (2000) |
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The French have just the right bring-me-down if you can't bear to drown yourself in a bowl of eggnog."
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Posted Feb 7, 2001
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3/4
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67%
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Tango (1998) |
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A realistic, haunting fantasy with power and passion."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2/4
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67%
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The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) |
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...a moderately aggressive commercial remake of a 30-year-old classic, bloating the style-over-content original into a p.c. model rooted in near-Millennium sexuality."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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3/4
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90%
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Aimée & Jaguar (2000) |
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A striking, poignant, and seductive saga of a Jewish lesbian in love with the dallying wife of a Nazi officer and mother of four."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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3.5/4
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90%
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October Sky (1999) |
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...one heck of a crowd pleaser, filled with humor, pathos, and intelligence."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0.5/4
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10%
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Supernova (2000) |
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...a flatulent space bomb. There may not be air in outer space, but you can smell this one a galaxy away."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1/4
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38%
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No Looking Back (1998) |
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After such an exciting debut film and a lesser second effort, Edward Burns' third outing strikes out. That's it. Dudsville."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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3.5/4
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87%
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Affliction (1997) |
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If you want a personal, compelling tale with a touch of intrigue, let Affliction haunt you for a couple of hours."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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3/4
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82%
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The Mask of Zorro (1998) |
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A rollicking good time filled with zesty swordplay, swashbuckling set pieces, spicy romance, and, heck, even a reasonably plausible storyline."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1/4
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50%
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Life (1999) |
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If you're looking for comedy nutrition here, you'll find yourself in stand-up anorexic hell."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2.5/4
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48%
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Love's Labour's Lost (2000) |
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Both a paean to lyric poetry and Hollywood's fondly remembered theatrically-set musical burlesques, LLL is quite audacious for its bubbly lightheadedness."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2/4
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50%
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Dance with Me (1998) |
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This is a adequately enjoyable date flick, a lesser semi-precious gem."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2.5/4
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59%
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Permanent Midnight (1998) |
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It's horrifying (and R-rated) if not utterly relentless; it sucks your breath away, perhaps too much."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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3/4
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90%
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The Last Days (1999) |
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A handful of mesmerizing stories; a film full of hellish, irrational memories; a future filled with hope, of faith in life renewed."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0.5/4
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51%
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Meet Joe Black (1998) |
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Brestian (adj.) Bloated, boring, and long-winded, as in "Meet Joe Black is Brestian in scope and to be avoided if you have a weak bladder.""
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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.5/4
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16%
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Beautiful (2000) |
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Beautiful ain't. Sally Field may be proclaiming "You like me! You really like me!" behind the camera, but don't be egged on."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2.5/4
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55%
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The Mummy (1999) |
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The Mummy is much less a mum-walks-among-us story than a blatant rip-off of the Indiana Jones films with a sarcophagus full of dazzling computer graphics."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0.5/4
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9%
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The Postman (1997) |
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The year is 2013. There is no order. There is no peace. Return to sender. Audience unknown."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1.5/4
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22%
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In Dreams (1999) |
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As horror films go, this one left me screaming. "Why do they make films like this?!?""
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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4/4
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80%
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Life Is Beautiful (La Vita è bella) (1997) |
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It is to the film's glorious advantage that it does reveal that every cloud, especially the black nimbus of war, has a silver lining and that, indeed, Life Is Beautiful."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1.5/4
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64%
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Metroland (1999) |
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There's nothing extraordinary about Metroland."
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Nitrate Online
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1/4
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12%
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Hanging Up (2000) |
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Self-absorbed, one-dimensional characters cast adrift in a plain-wrapper story about three sisters in search of themselves and each other do not an enjoyable film make."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2.5/4
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80%
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Primary Colors (1998) |
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Art imitates life imitates art imitates life in this top-notch, straight-on adaptation about the "fictionalized" account of the 1992 presidential campaign."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2/4
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49%
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The Object of My Affection (1998) |
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This is a more than mild laughter - on par with and what many viewers and critics will compare to last year's My Best Friend's Wedding"
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1.5/4
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44%
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Simon Birch (1998) |
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Simon Birch's bark shrivels under the weight of its two-hour length and dramatically under-developed script."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1/4
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52%
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Pecker (1998) |
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John Waters' Pecker (conjure up the image!) is a limp effort in search of a Viagra fix. Too bad the main character's name isn't Cigar."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1.5/4
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32%
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At First Sight (1999) |
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A wintry, truth-based, Charlyesque tale of star-crossed lovers about the titular sense lost, regained, and then lost again, i.e., double-negative-nonsense."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2.5/4
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86%
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God Said, Ha! (1998) |
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Julia Sweeney fashions a small, poignant, survivalist gem that's simple in concept, entertaining in delivery, and big in heart."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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2.5/4
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63%
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Man on the Moon (1999) |
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A heartfelt, engaging, yet ultimately unfulfilling, effort to perpetuate the myth that was Andy Kaufman."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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1/4
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21%
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Inspector Gadget (1999) |
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Anyone over ten would be better off watching re-runs of The Cleo Awards."
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
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