Ellen E Jones

Ellen E Jones

Agrees with the Tomatometer 76% of the time.

Ellen E Jones's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Independent, Little White Lies, Total Film

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Showing 51 - 100 of 115
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
81% American Horror Story: Coven (TV, 2013-2014) "American Horror Story: Coven is a bubbling cauldron of lurid visuals, screaming rows and high-camp horror. The perfect antidote, in other words, to all that tepid teen stuff that currently dominates the genre. " ‐ Independent
Posted Nov 6, 2013
52% Dracula: Season 1 (TV, 2013-2014) "It wasn't really Dracula's hypnotic eyes or seductive whispering that drew us to the dark side; there just weren't any other characters worth rooting for. " ‐ Independent
Posted Nov 1, 2013
100% Ripper Street: Season 2 (TV, 2013) "It's testament to the richness of Ripper Street's police-procedural-meets-costume-drama premise, not to mention the seediness of the Victorian East End, that the writers are yet to run out of new ideas for gruesome crime plots. " ‐ Independent
Posted Oct 31, 2013
90% Masters of Sex: Season 1 (TV, 2013) "Mad Men has already explored similar territory with more elegance and subtlety. " ‐ Independent
Posted Oct 14, 2013
3/5 70% Celeste and Jesse Forever (2012) "If anyone can make you sympathise with affluent LA yuppies, Rashida Jones can. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Nov 23, 2012
3/5 96% Argo (2012) "It's impossible to be bored by a story this good, especially with that cast. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Nov 8, 2012
4/5 82% De rouille et d'os (Rust and Bone) (2012) "Cotillard's performance is primed for awards, while Schoenaerts is a rough diamond. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 29, 2012
4/5 93% The Sessions (2012) "Aided by committed, awards-ready performance, The Sessions transforms 'taboo' subject matter into a humorous, humane and uncomplicated pleasure. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 17, 2012
3/5 91% The Sapphires (2013) "A feelgooder spiced by social conscience, this is one of those underdog productions with potential to punch well above its weight. Go on, give it a chance. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 17, 2012
3/5 85% The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) "It might not be a massive hit, but it will certainly ease a few paths through the awkwardness of adolescence. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 3, 2012
4/5 93% Barbara (2012) "Not only has director Christian Petzold assembled a fascinating hill of beans, but there's a moonlit scene that almost alone justifies his Silver Bear win at Berlin. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 20, 2012
3/5 74% Hope Springs (2012) "Fine turns from Streep and Jones bedrock this compassionate, quietly subversive drama. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 3, 2012
3/5 17% The Watch (2012) "If you can ignore the disturbing parallels with recent events, this middle-aged, Middle-American Attack The Block raises a laugh. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Aug 23, 2012
2/5 42% Step Up Revolution (2012) "Ultimately, we remain unconvinced of Step Up's anti-capitalist credentials. Especially after that hilariously inept Nike plug in the final scene. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 31, 2012
2/5 88% The Angels' Share (2013) "The time is ripe for a great Ken Loach film. If only Ken Loach was up for making one. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted May 31, 2012
2/5 22% What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012) "An awful ensemble comedy to complete that Valentine's Day / New Year's Eve box-set, complete with sexist clichés. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 23, 2012
4/5 96% The Muppets (2011) "The sunniest, happiest film in the world - and if the under-10 in your life can't appreciate that, it might be time to put them up for adoption. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 30, 2012
2/5 3% Jack and Jill (2011) "Sandler's brash, unpretentious and unsubtle family comedy might be more enjoyable if it wasn't so mean. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 23, 2012
4/5 94% 50/50 (2011) "This is the terminal illness weepie for people who don't watch terminal illness weepies, and it's much the better for it. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Nov 15, 2011
1/5 4% Abduction (2011) "Agent Cody Banks meets post-shark jump 24, with what appears to be an 8-year-old Soviet body builder in the lead role. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 28, 2011
4/5 78% Jeff Who Lives at Home (2012) "A cleverer script could have made its point and remained tactfully agnostic, but it's still amusing to see mumblecore's trademark naturalism leavened by some old-fashioned movie magic. " ‐ Guardian
Posted Sep 22, 2011
23% What's Your Number? (2011) "Enjoyably racy though it is, What's Your Number? racks up zero surprises. Faris fans awaiting a role to do her justice will have to wait a little longer. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 21, 2011
3/5 66% Friends With Kids (2012) "Friends with Kids takes an unusual romantic premise and explores it in satisfying and perceptive depth. " ‐ Guardian
Posted Sep 20, 2011
3/5 25% Killer Elite (2011) "Robust, does the job, but unrefined. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 15, 2011
3/5 44% 30 Minutes or Less (2011) "A tasty line-up, but a nihilistic tone and lacklustre script make for a fast-food action-comedy that's diverting but throwaway. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 6, 2011
3/5 70% Friends With Benefits (2011) "If you see only one casual-sex-com featuring a Black Swan alumni this year, make sure it's this one. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Aug 23, 2011
1/5 8% Everywhere and Nowhere (2011) "Capturing the energy of club culture on screen is notoriously difficult. This stale production shouldn't even have tried. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 10, 2011
4/5 91% My Dog Tulip (2010) "More Harold And Maude than Marley & Me; amusing, insightful and a little perverse. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 4, 2011
3/5 96% Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2011) "After the millionth lingering shot of a cave wall, you may be less enthused, but this is still a worthwhile trip. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 16, 2011
4/5 86% Submarine (2011) "Smart and sly, funny and fourth-wall-breaking... but above all, an excruciatingly accurate coming-of-ager. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 7, 2011
2/5 64% Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011) "Grown-ups will still struggle not to picture a post-puberty sequel featuring DUIs and rehab trips. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Feb 18, 2011
2/5 71% Never Let Me Go (2010) "The pupils' failure to question their fate plays more like lethargy than tragically repressed emotion. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 31, 2011
2/5 46% Hereafter (2010) "Despite stand-out moments both epic and intimate, Clint's latest is a film about death that's likely to put many audiences to sleep. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 27, 2011
4/5 86% Chico & Rita (2012) "All buzz, colour and sublime jazz, Chico & Rita is an instant design classic -- and cracking cinema too. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Nov 17, 2010
3/5 80% Made in Dagenham (2010) "It's jolly stuff, yet for all the bawdy banter, there's a Boat That Rocked-like sense of a genuinely interesting moment being regurgitated as a cuddly sitcom. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 30, 2010
4/5 91% The Secret of Kells (2010) "Hand-drawn and watercoloured, the animation is as sublime as a stained-glass window. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 30, 2010
4/5 89% World's Greatest Dad (2009) "We can't wait to see what Goldthwait does next. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 24, 2010
4/5 94% Winter's Bone (2010) "With a face as impassively beautiful as the landscape she trudges through, Ree Dolly is a heroine you won't forget. Tenacious and stoic, she holds her own in a vernacular that's equal parts hillbilly and hard-boiled. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 16, 2010
3/5 42% 22 Bullets (2013) "Without a compelling plot to hold our attention, this only amounts to an impressively bloody bullet-a-thon: 22 seems a very conservative estimate... " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 9, 2010
3/5 55% Baarìa (2009) "Baaria is like a pleasant package holiday: alfresco dinners, strolls through lemon orchards. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 29, 2010
1/5 0% Pimp (2010) "You wouldn't think a film could actually be both very boring and very offensive. Pimp is that paradox made flesh " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 21, 2010
3/5 78% StreetDance 3D (2013) "Skillfully pitched at its market, this is joyful in a way only the professionally grumpy (dads, film critics) could object to. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 21, 2010
2/5 20% Motherhood (2009) "Motherhood is neither insight nor escapism. It's a yummy-mummy newspaper column splurged onto celluloid, like baby sick on your best cashmere sweater. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 16, 2010
3/5 21% Leap Year (2010) "Golden Age Hollywood charm with the obligatory modern Hollywood schmaltz thrown in, this will rile anyone who's been within 100 miles of the real Ireland, but run with it and it's an enjoyable fantasy all the same. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Feb 26, 2010
2/5 10% Dead Man Running (2009) "The combined effect is amiable rubbish embodied by Dyer, who continues to walk a tightrope between laughing stock and national treasure. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 30, 2009
2/5 9% My Life in Ruins (2009) "Vardalos' peppy charm and the postcard scenery make for pleasant diversions, but there's no getting away from the script's mawkishness. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 4, 2009
4/5 86% White Lightnin' (2009) "A psychedelic, sepia-toned horror show, touring the dark corners of his mind and those of the white trash world in which he lives. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 25, 2009
3/5 67% Away We Go (2009) "Away We Go is the cinematic equivalent of Innocent smoothies: it appears to talk like 'us', while all the time reducing us to another consumer demographic. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 18, 2009
2/5 81% Bandslam (2009) "Whether your nine-year-old niece will care about that is moot - but she'll definitely resent the poor ratio of musical numbers to clunky, contrived emotional scenes. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Aug 14, 2009
4/5 68% The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009) "It's impossible to capture the complex whole of a person in one movie (or novel), but Miller uses this limitation to her advantage, by making the mystery of Pippa Lee's true identity the heart of the film. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jul 10, 2009
4/5 85% Looking for Eric (2010) "It's got all the heart and humour of a mainstream comedy-drama, with none of the tedious predictability. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jun 12, 2009
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