Eric Henderson

Eric Henderson

Agrees with the Tomatometer 82% of the time.

Publications:
City Pages, Minneapolis/St. Paul , House Next Door , Slant Magazine , WCCO.com , When Canses Were Classeled
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
412

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
1.5/4 30% When The Game Stands Tall (2014) " Jim Caviezel commits only to the level of God-like omniscience that Mel Gibson whipped into him a decade ago." — Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 21, 2014
2/4 78% Get On Up (2014) " As if taking a cue from its own title, the movie emphatically sets its sights on the upward trajectory of Brown's career." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 29, 2014
1/4 17% And So It Goes (2014) " It pairs Diane Keaton with Michael Douglas to simulate the sort of second-chance AARP romance that's intended to stimulate grizzled audiences who see one movie in theaters every three or four years." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 21, 2014
1/4 44% Planes: Fire And Rescue (2014) " It's not even made clear whether the machines can feel pain. But after sitting through Fire & Rescue, interminable even at a lean 83 minutes, I sincerely hope they do." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 17, 2014
1/4 18% Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) " The film sags conspicuously under the weight of its accrued event-movie baggage. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 26, 2014
1.5/4 25% Think Like a Man Too (2014) " That this retrograde "straight talk" somehow managed to emerge on screen as a reasonably genial ensemble comedy speaks to the strength of its performers." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 19, 2014
2/4 92% How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) " It has the core of a genuine crowd-pleaser, but unfortunately something bigger and more all-consuming keeps getting into its head." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 10, 2014
2.5/4 90% Edge of Tomorrow (2014) " Tom Cruise's participation transmutes, as it always does, everything around him, turning the movie's series of false starts, dead ends, and hard lessons into a working metaphor for his own career." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 4, 2014
3.5/4 98% The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) " The nation's problems are right there in plain sight, just as clear as cinematographer Gregg Toland's typically precise deep-focus shots." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 1, 2014
1.5/4 14% Blended (2014) " The filmmakers only bother to lay out comedic set pieces that are simply family-friendly big-budget variations on Jackass stunts." — Slant Magazine
Posted May 21, 2014
3.5/4 73% Godzilla (2014) " In form, it's no wham-bam VFX sizzle reel replete with sputtering, ejaculatory climaxes. It's the magnificently sustained equivalent of Ravel's "Bolero," with nuclear warheads in place of timpani rolls." — Slant Magazine
Posted May 14, 2014
2/4 73% Neighbors (2014) " The promo materials implore viewers to vote either #TeamFrat or #TeamFamily on Twitter, though the audience is way more likely to be split between #TeamPecEfron and #TeamByrneBoobsplosion. " — Slant Magazine
Posted May 7, 2014
1.5/4 26% Brick Mansions (2014) " Only the very charitable would characterize this strain of providence as anything other than dumb, or at least incredibly forgetful." — Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 24, 2014
1.5/4 19% Transcendence (2014) " If you programmed an algorithm to figure out how The Lawnmower Man might be retold by Snake Plissken at the conclusion of Escape from L.A., you'd still wind up with a more recognizably human effort." — Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 17, 2014
1/4 47% Rio 2 (2014) " The net effect is a shapeless would-be diversion in which things just happen independently, a string of effects missing any cause." — Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 8, 2014
1.5/4 89% Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) " Despite one or two moments of Venture Brothers-worthy fancy, the film is as by-the-numbers as any this series has ever offered." — Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 2, 2014
2/4 77% Noah (2014) " Once the money shots of Darren Aronofsky's version recede, it becomes ever more clear that his intention is to tackle the capriciousness of Old Testament logic. And, ultimately, to assent to it." — Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 27, 2014
3/4 79% Muppets Most Wanted (2014) " Freed from the burden of starting anew, the film restores the Muppets' rightful place as stars of their own show." — Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 18, 2014
2/4 41% Divergent (2014) " The film transcends the déjà vu of its borrowed trappings but ironically sacrifices all momentum in favor of a long series of physical tests." — Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 16, 2014
2/4 77% Exposed (2014) " Beyond the forthright identity politics and titillating theatrical misdemeanors, one still comes away wondering about the things that remain concealed." — Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 11, 2014
1.5/4 79% Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) " The film spent roughly a dozen years in development, and the moronic, corporate detritus from that long time warp is strewn about like so many improbable history lessons. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 5, 2014
2.5/4 55% Interior. Leather Bar. (2014) " With Travis Mathews's help, James Franco's persona forms a kind of symmetry: 1980's dubious homophobia against 2013's risible homophilia. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 4, 2014
1.5/4 48% RoboCop (2014) " Ultimately the film is, like the Faux News programming it caricatures at face value, a deck-stacking simulation of a dialogue it isn't even remotely interested in opening. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Feb 11, 2014
2.5/4 89% Looking: Season 1 (TV, 2014) " Looking emerges as a dramedy exploring how gay men clumsily negotiate the appropriate distance to place between the words "friends" and "benefits." " — Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 16, 2014
2.5/4 100% The Great Flood (2014) " Even in comparatively conventional mode, Bill Morrison's work still benefits from the poetic potential of nature's repossession of its own elements." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 7, 2014
2/4 77% The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) " Martin Scorsese's keyed-up, irreverent tone frequently fails to distinguish itself from the grunting arias sung by the oily paragons of commerce his film evidently intended to deflate." — Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 16, 2013
2/4 48% Black Nativity (2013) " For anyone who prefers their assertive homilies to crust over like a syrupy sweet, this loose adaptation of Langston Hughes's beloved holiday tradition will come on like a dream fulfilled." — Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 25, 2013
.5/4 8% Diana (2013) " Are the micro-biopics that don't even bother to provide overviews of their famed subjects' entire lives, but instead lean on the spectacle of celebrity impersonation, the new camp? " — Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 8, 2013
2.5/4 96% I Am Divine (2013) " Though it may boil down to your average procession-of-talking-heads template, it's still enlivened by the raucous words from the band of outsiders who supported and launched Divine into the limelight." — Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 22, 2013
1/4 49% Carrie (2013) " In focusing on predominately kid-gloves portrayals of her teen players, Kimberly Peirce never properly addresses the machinery behind their doom, which is why the film is relentlessly lifeless when it's not literally ripping off De Palma shot-for-shot." — Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 17, 2013
3.5/4 97% Gravity (2013) " Alfonso Cuarón's triumph is an invigoratingly clean, elegant display of action choreography, a La Région Centrale you can still take grandma to see." — Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 29, 2013
2/4 70% Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) " This sequel strenuously works to form a total inversion of the first movie's relationship with food." — Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 26, 2013
4/4 92% Le Joli Mai (1963) " As he does in his best works, Chris Marker constantly scans the fluctuations of human behavior with the clarity of a poet." — Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 10, 2013
61% The Blob (1988) " Isolationism and false security are as much the targets of the '88 model blob as hobos and horny jocks." — House Next Door
Posted Aug 1, 2013
17% The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988) " It also doesn't hurt, of course, that she seems to have a dash of Sabrina the Teenage Witch about her." — House Next Door
Posted Jul 27, 2013
1.5/4 13% R.I.P.D. (2013) " The film devotes far more energy to concept than execution, leaving most of the promising aspects high and dry." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 19, 2013
13% Poltergeist III (2010) " At its worst, well, it's just another soulless, hacky-tacky horror sequel. " — House Next Door
Posted Jun 7, 2013
89% Consuming Spirits (2012) " Akin to the Disney version of The Death of Mr. Lazarescu. Consuming Spirits has moonshine on its rotten breath, but its images are never less than intoxicating." — WCCO.com
Posted Feb 8, 2013
2.5/4 —— San Diego Surf " Here, the glamorous and the infantile cohabitate on a casual level, and frivolity remains the Factory's default mode." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 22, 2013
.5/4 4% Playing for Keeps (2012) " Gabriele Muccino's film is knee-deep in "don't hate the player, hate the game" territory." — Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 5, 2012
4/4 98% Rosemary's Baby (1968) " So long as there are men in power who are still fuzzy on the definition of rape, Rosemary's Baby will endure as a cautionary tale." — Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 29, 2012
2.5/4 —— Dear Mandela (2012) " A devout political documentary that insists that community, dignity, and solidarity are sustaining, but not the baseline by which one should settle." — Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 20, 2012
2/4 57% Sparkle (2012) " Whitney Houston's death is just about the only thing that gives the film real, albeit mostly unintentional, life. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 16, 2012
2/4 17% This Time (2012) " Documentary director Victor Magnatti is more comfortable with loud and proud, and perhaps a tad suspicious of insinuation and circumspection." — Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 6, 2012
88% The Dark Knight Rises (2012) " Dark Knight channeled the nervous energy of a larger cultural movement. Rises swaggers as though it is the larger movement. Whether or not that's a good thing depends on how highly you rank being a Batman fan among your life goals." — WCCO.com
Posted Jul 19, 2012
30% Creepshow 2 (1987) " Aims to recapture the original's seamless pastiche (it's an imitation of an imitation) and fails. But it has an easily digestible, junky sense of humor about it." — House Next Door
Posted Jul 17, 2012
70% Men in Black III (2012) " It's summer movie smack, and it leaves you hungry only for more of the same." — WCCO.com
Posted Jul 17, 2012
73% Prometheus (2012) " In space, everyone can hear you try too hard. " — WCCO.com
Posted Jul 17, 2012
80% Magic Mike (2012) " Gah, bare flesh pecs on screen drool cup need quick!!" — WCCO.com
Posted Jul 17, 2012
73% The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) " The directive given to the filmmakers behind The Amazing Spider-Man was undoubtedly: strut that teen angst." — WCCO.com
Posted Jul 17, 2012
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