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0/5
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3%
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Jack and Jill (2011) |
"
It's not hard to do but Jack and Jill has the distinction of being the worst Adam Sandler movie ever."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Nov 12, 2011
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0/5
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23%
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What's Your Number? (2011) |
"
What's Your Number? Dumb question. And an even dumber movie."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Oct 2, 2011
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.5/5
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17%
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I Don't Know How She Does It (2011) |
"
I not only have nothing nice to say about this movie, but it also is so bad it is a struggle to say anything about it at all."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Sep 16, 2011
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.5/5
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17%
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You Again (2010) |
"
Women reverting back to their terrible teens looks more like a revert back to the terrible 2s. That actually fits, the movie has about that maturity level."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Sep 24, 2010
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.5/5
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81%
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) |
"
Cast anyone else in the lead role and it might work. I assume the Scott Pilgrim of the graphic novels is actually masculine and has all the correct and working body parts. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Aug 13, 2010
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.5/5
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17%
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The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) |
"
Open the medicine cabinet door, nothing is in the mirror, close the door and there is--place your check mark here--the demon, monster, psychopathic killer."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Mar 27, 2009
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0.5/5
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55%
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Step Brothers (2008) |
"
No Step Brotherly love here...He [Farrell]gets not funnier with each succeeding movie."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jul 24, 2008
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1/5
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18%
|
Baggage Claim (2013) |
"
The worst movie of the year so far. Period."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Sep 27, 2013
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1/5
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3%
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Getaway (2013) |
"
Getaway or One Direction: This is Us? I chose Getaway. Boy bands aren't my thing. A reel or two into Getaway and I'm thinking One Direction is a better direction."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Aug 30, 2013
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1/5
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14%
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The Smurfs 2 (2013) |
"
Why the Smurf do we need The Smurfs 2?"
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Aug 2, 2013
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1/5
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38%
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The Purge (2013) |
"
The dumbest premise in the history of Earth. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jun 7, 2013
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1/5
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19%
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The Hangover Part III (2013) |
"
The hangover on the third day of a three-day binge makes you wonder why you decided to go there in the first place. Apparently it's the same for movies. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 24, 2013
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1/5
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36%
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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) |
"
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone just isn't. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Mar 15, 2013
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1/5
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13%
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Safe Haven (2013) |
"
The Nicholas Sparks novel inspired movie is neither inspired nor novel. For those who love this stuff, your sugary treat awaits."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Feb 15, 2013
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1/5
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66%
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Mama (2013) |
"
Two-thirds of the way through Mama a psychiatrist hypnotizing a little girl asks her if she's asleep. Yes, she says. In fact, by then, so is the audience. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jan 18, 2013
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1/5
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30%
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Chasing Mavericks (2012) |
"
The surfing scenes are spectacular. Unfortunately, those scenes cover about 30 minutes of a badly written, mostly boring 90-minute film."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Oct 26, 2012
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1/5
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25%
|
Fun Size (2012) |
"
Fun Size? No fun in any size. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Oct 26, 2012
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1/5
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57%
|
Sparkle (2012) |
"
To have our last image of Whitney Houston come from this terrible, terrible movie is truly depressing. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Aug 17, 2012
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1/5
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17%
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The Watch (2012) |
"
Stars Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill. That can be good. Or that can be bad. In this case, it's bad. A great premise, some clever ideas but ultimately unwatchable. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jul 27, 2012
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1/5
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63%
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The Five-Year Engagement (2012) |
"
A movie about a five-year engagement should not seem like you were in the theater the entire five years."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Apr 27, 2012
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1/5
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20%
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The Lucky One (2012) |
"
This is guy repellent turf. You'll likely want to let her do this one alone. And she ought to think twice."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Apr 20, 2012
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1/5
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28%
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Project X (2012) |
"
Project X. Sounds like a horror story. In a way, it is. This is a teen partying movie on steroids."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Mar 2, 2012
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1/5
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24%
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) |
"
Is this really what Twilight fans want? Two characters drooling over and on each other for half the movie and not much else? "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Nov 18, 2011
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1/5
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36%
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One Day (2011) |
"
In one scene, we are told a boyfriend of Anne Hathaway's character left. At that point, I'm envious. How come he gets to leave and I have to stay?"
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Aug 19, 2011
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1/5
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22%
|
The Smurfs (2011) |
"
I saw this one so you don't have to. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jul 29, 2011
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1/5
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38%
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Monte Carlo (2011) |
"
Several times I was tempted to run out of the theater and to the edge of the fourth story balcony of the mall the theater is located in and throw myself off."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jul 1, 2011
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1/5
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34%
|
The Hangover Part II (2011) |
"
To paraphrase statements from the characters: we've done it again doesn't do it again."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 27, 2011
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1/5
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15%
|
Something Borrowed (2011) |
"
A better title: Everything Borrowed."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 7, 2011
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1/5
|
25%
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Hop (2011) |
"
To put it succinctly: Hop is brain death."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Apr 1, 2011
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1/5
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21%
|
Beastly (2011) |
"
To redo The Beauty and the Beast and introduce a movie version of classic literature to a texting addicted, reading challenged generation, at least do it right."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Mar 4, 2011
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1/5
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13%
|
Yogi Bear (2010) |
"
Yogi Bear may be smarter-than-the-average bear, but his new live-action-animated-mix flick is dumber-than-the-average-movie. Dumb with a capital D. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Dec 17, 2010
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1/5
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66%
|
The American (2010) |
"
You know a movie is slow when the only excitement and the most action is found in an out-of-place and overly long sex scene. "
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Sep 2, 2010
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1/5
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
Vampires Suck lives up to the title."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Aug 21, 2010
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1/5
|
47%
|
The A-Team (2010) |
"
TV's Hannibal Smith is famous for the line, "I love it when a plan comes together." Too bad his movie didn't."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jun 12, 2010
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1/5
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66%
|
The Karate Kid (2010) |
"
It's not karate now, it's kung fu. Why not call it The Kung Fu Kid?"
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jun 12, 2010
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1/5
|
8%
|
Furry Vengeance (2010) |
"
So few films are totally aimed at kids, and tearing this one to shreds is not pleasurable."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 2, 2010
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1/5
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
Ten minutes into this disaster and anyone unfortunate enough to attend will be making back-up plans of their own."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Apr 24, 2010
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1/5
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28%
|
Remember Me (2010) |
"
The script calls for several scenes with gut-wrenching, hard-core emotional outbursts. They're so bad they're embarrassing. Robert Pattinson should stick to sulking."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Mar 13, 2010
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1/5
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18%
|
The Tooth Fairy (2010) |
"
The Rock's stock has slipped from ex-superstar wrestler and Scorpion King and action-icon heir apparent to donning Dollar Store lace wings and a tutu to play a tooth fairy."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jan 23, 2010
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1/5
|
21%
|
Leap Year (2010) |
"
A late scene has Amy Adams standing at the edge of a cliff. I thought she was going to jump. Had it not been so late in the movie, I would have gladly traded her places."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jan 9, 2010
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1/5
|
12%
|
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) |
"
Forget witness protection, with this one you need protection %u2014 'witless' protection."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Dec 19, 2009
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1/5
|
7%
|
Whiteout (2009) |
"
The characters based on the [graphic] novel never get beyond one dimension and the film moves at the pace of an Antarctic glacier. On second thought, the glacier moves faster."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Sep 12, 2009
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1/5
|
67%
|
Brüno (2009) |
"
No stoop is too low for a Cohen gag."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Jul 11, 2009
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1/5
|
43%
|
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) |
"
If only [Ben] Stiller in real life would take a hint from his latest character and miss whatever career he had before acting and go back to it."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 23, 2009
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1/5
|
37%
|
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"
The Church sees the themes as anti-Catholic. I'm not sure about anti-Catholic, but church officials could make a strong case for anti-good filmmaking."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 16, 2009
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1/5
|
26%
|
The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) |
"
It shamelessly rips off all of the films and TV specials that have also ripped off his brilliant, metaphor-filled story."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted May 2, 2009
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1/5
|
25%
|
Friday the 13th (2009) |
"
There is absolutely no%u2014dare I say%u2014creativity here. It's so boring and so badly done that you don't even see the first guy die."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Feb 14, 2009
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1/5
|
59%
|
The International (2009) |
"
The story is bland. The performances are bland. There was nowhere for the plot to go and nowhere for this review to go. The end. Roll credits."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Feb 14, 2009
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1/5
|
31%
|
The Uninvited (2009) |
"
[It}...in a very heavy-handed way tries to make you believe something is happening when it isn't. The twist at the end is a big non-surprise."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Feb 1, 2009
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1/5
|
14%
|
The Spirit (2008) |
"
[Frank] Miller tries drama, then comedy and when that doesn't connect he hopes his patented neo-noir effects and innovative sets will lull you into thinking this is genius."
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Tri-City Herald
Posted Dec 25, 2008
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