|
0/5
|
23%
|
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"
A fright-free disaster that makes you long for the 80's glory days of straight-to-video horror."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Sep 22, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
The Dark (2004) |
"
Definitely nothing to be afraid of here."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted May 12, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
An American Haunting (2006) |
"
The star of Don't Look Now and the star of Carrie appearing in a film as weak as this - now that's scary."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted May 12, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
76%
|
Seom (The Isle) (2000) |
"
It's the safest of bets that this is one Asian film that won't get a Hollywood remake."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Oct 8, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
72%
|
Open Water (2004) |
"
Not likely to help scuba diving become the world's most popular pastime, but only scary if you're already frightened of your own shadow in a cinema."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Oct 8, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
The Punisher (2004) |
"
Revenge, they say, is a dish best served cold. Leftovers like this don't count."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Sep 28, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Connie And Carla (2004) |
"
Some like it lukewarm? Well, they're welcome to it."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Aug 5, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Agent Cody Banks 2 - Destination London (2004) |
"
The racial stereotypes trotted out here suggest the scriptwriters reckon Europe and the world is some kind of long-haul Middle Earth for US audiences."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
71%
|
The Rundown (Welcome to the Jungle) (2003) |
"
It's Midnight Run with added insects but with only a twentieth of the humour and a hundredth of the charm. "
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Gothika (2003) |
"
The only mystery worth trying to figure out here is how so much talent signed up for so ridiculous a movie."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
91%
|
Shaun of the Dead (2004) |
"
Desperate, dull and enough to have Romero's zombies spinning in their graves. Well, more than usual, anyway."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
46%
|
The Other Side of the Bed (El Otro Lado de la Cama) (2003) |
"
These people deserve each other - but not you."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
The Sweetest Thing (2002) |
"
If a date suggests the two of you should go and see this film dump them. "
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 13, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Paycheck (2003) |
"
If ever a movie title summed up a viewer's assessment of all those involved it's this one."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 13, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Gigli (2003) |
"
How any relationship could be expected to survive after Gigli is a mystery. So if you're thinking of bringing someone for the laugh, be prepared to go home alone."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Nov 14, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
Hollywood Homicide (2003) |
"
The casting is such a mystery that you could be forgiven for thinking the whole process was done by small ads in an LA trade paper."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Sep 22, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
The Hot Chick (2002) |
"
The Cold Turkey would've been a far better title."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted May 22, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
The One (2001) |
"
Hasn't enough good dialogue here for one Yulaw, never mind two."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted May 22, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
2%
|
Half Past Dead (2002) |
"
Waaay too much like hard labour."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted May 8, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Darkness Falls (2003) |
"
Hoping for a good scare while watching this mess really is like pulling teeth."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted May 8, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
Dreamcatcher (2003) |
"
An early X-Files episode did everything 20 times better."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 29, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
42%
|
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000) |
"
There's just not enough depth of thought to sustain it onscreen for 90 minutes."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 29, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Soul Survivors (2000) |
"
You'd probably get the same enjoyment out of watching a public safety advert."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
88%
|
Songs From the Second Floor (2002) |
"
If this is cinema, I pledge allegiance to Cagney and Lacey."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
See Spot Run (2001) |
"
Only young Jones and the dog come out of it with their reputations intact."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
3%
|
Rollerball (2002) |
"
An own-goal fest that will have you asleep in your seat by half time."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 8, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
Queen of the Damned (2002) |
"
Ranks as an epic waste of time for fans of Anne Rice."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Apr 1, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Long Time Dead (2003) |
"
Whatever about warning kids about the dangers of ouija boards, someone should dispense the same advice to film directors."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Mar 26, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
Little Nicky (2000) |
"
Sandler delivers a performance that would cause yawns in a Montessori."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Mar 26, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Stealing Harvard (2002) |
"
You'll just have your head in your hands wondering why Lee's character didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Mar 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"
About as fresh and fun as week-old kitty litter."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Mar 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Analyze That (2002) |
"
Forget about it."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Halloween - Resurrection (2002) |
"
Rubber heads and lines are the order of the night."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"
Don't let your festive spirit go this far."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 26, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
Exit Wounds (2001) |
"
With a plot that can be roughly described as Serpico for people who never outgrew The A-Team, Seagal beats and bangs up Detroit single-handedly."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 26, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
45%
|
Daredevil (2003) |
"
Has more laugh loud moments than some of what pass as Hollywood comedies right now."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
D-Tox (Eye See You) (2002) |
"
Best described as I Know What You Did Last Winter."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Dracula 2000 (2000) |
"
There's enough holes in the plot to drive a 40-foot hearse through."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Domestic Disturbance (2001) |
"
As much excitement as an episode of Family Ties."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
47%
|
The Banger Sisters (2002) |
"
Three Oscar winners and roughly the same amount of decent lines between them."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 12, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001) |
"
There's the odd decent gag but you're too busy chanting the mantra 'Straight To Video, Straight To Video' to laugh."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 12, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Collateral Damage (2002) |
"
The whole South American adventure looks so forced you half expect Schwarzenegger to break into a travel programme piece to camera."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Feb 12, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
Beautiful Creatures (2001) |
"
More Tom and Jerry than Thelma and Louise."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Jan 30, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Bad Company (2002) |
"
The funniest thing about Bad Company is that Hopkins actually agreed to star in it."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Jan 30, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) |
"
Arnold's jump from little screen to big will leave frowns on more than a few faces."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Blood Work (2002) |
"
Eastwood should spend the next five years gargling to get rid of the taste."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
The Tuxedo (2002) |
"
This is Jackie Pants not Jackie Chan."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
Miami Vice (2006) |
"
While Miami Vice is heavy on the style and visuals of Mann's other films, almost everything else which makes his work so watchable is absent."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Aug 31, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
29%
|
Wilderness (2006) |
"
It's nasty and bloody with enough mayhem to make most horror fans overlook some even more horrific dialogue."
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Aug 31, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
69%
|
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"
More time should have been spent on the script and less on the effects. "
—
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)
Posted Aug 31, 2006
|
72%
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