|
0/5
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
A banal mess that sacrifices anything resembling satire for a series of smutty jokes."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Keeper (2009) |
"
Bad even by his recent standards"
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Loosies (2012) |
"
a very transparent vehicle for Facinelli"
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
A Thousand Words (2012) |
"
a poorly conceived and startlingly miscast comedy that works to every one of its stars' weaknesses."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
The Devil Inside (2012) |
"
horror that tries to shock you as many times as possible, rather than tell you a story."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Elephant White (2011) |
"
a dreary movie that is more about the body count than anything else."
—
The National
Posted Jan 4, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
3%
|
Jack and Jill (2011) |
"
a film that may be remembered as one of the worst of the Wedding Singer actor's career."
—
The National
Posted Jan 4, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
The Tortured (2012) |
"
a film more suited to the bottom shelf of the DVD rental store, not the multiplex."
—
The National
Posted Oct 7, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Nutcracker in 3D (2010) |
"
A frankly bewildering attempt at serious cinema"
—
The National
Posted Oct 7, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Ghost Machine (2009) |
"
A clever idea given the current popularity of warfare video games, but poorly executed by all involved."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil (2011) |
"
A modern fairy tale that will not have a happy ending for anyone paying to see it"
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Game of Death (2010) |
"
The end result of a production in chaos, Game of Death is unconvincing, two-dimensional and badly executed"
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
A Little Bit Of Heaven (2012) |
"
Hudson wastes her opportunity to add more depth to her acting CV, while Bernal is not the right fit as a romantic lead. "
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
The Roommate (2011) |
"
the direction of the film is fraught with problems, and one feels that the promising young cast deserved better than this."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back (2010) |
"
this simian space adventure is one you may want to miss."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011) |
"
it is likely that this shambles will be the final nail in the coffin of the career of a man once touted as The Next Eddie Murphy."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Open Season 3 (2011) |
"
the replacement cast and almost laughable animation make for a film that has few to no distinguishing features, other than its obvious low quality."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Lies & Illusions (2009) |
"
shambolic and poorly made"
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Saw 3D (2010) |
"
Unlikely to satisfy anyone but its most loyal fans, this brings the series to a stumbling close."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
The Decoy Bride (2012) |
"
A wretched script and sloppy premise is saved from cinema hell by a charming pair of leads, but still, The Decoy Bride fails to raise anything more than a chuckle. "
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
53%
|
Think Like a Man (2012) |
"
Despite the best efforts of some solid character actors, a muddled plot means this self-help themed film neither engages nor entertains."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Lockout (2012) |
"
struggles to overcome the many disparate clichés thrown together by the filmmakers."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
12%
|
Love Ranch (2010) |
"
Overall, a complete misfire given the talent involved."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Wrath of the Titans (2012) |
"
superficial blockbuster fodder, furthering the worrying decline in Worthington's output since Avatar."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
Act of Valor (2012) |
"
Although likely to delight patriotic American audiences, it will leave everyone else indifferent."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
8%
|
11-11-11 (2011) |
"
tries to hammer home the point that something awful is coming - although the viewer is never quite sure what."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Underworld Awakening (2012) |
"
if you are looking for an intelligent movie you may need to look elsewhere."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
a sea of quickly put together, cheesy romcom vignettes that fail to put across any kind of meaningful message"
—
The National
Posted Jan 4, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
Seeking Justice (2012) |
"
In a career marked with sporadic hits among many misses, and despite initial promise, Seeking Justice falls firmly into the latter category."
—
The National
Posted Nov 25, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
68%
|
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) |
"
Paranormal Activity 3 rarely feels like a "new" film, opting instead to frame old tricks in a new setting. "
—
The National
Posted Oct 27, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Setup (2011) |
"
"overall, awkward is the best word to describe this disjointed and strained film.""
—
The National
Posted Oct 27, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night () |
"
"The director Nagae appears to bring a grittier, "J-horror" approach to the aesthetic of the film...but at its core it is the same film with a different setting.""
—
The National
Posted Oct 27, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
One Day (2011) |
"
The leads work well together but are held back by cheap sentimentalism when we should be on a journey with the characters."
—
The National
Posted Sep 18, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
The Smurfs (2011) |
"
Likely to enthral very small children only, The Smurfs starts with promise but peters out into something bland."
—
The National
Posted Sep 8, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
The Last Godfather (2011) |
"
although not offensively bad, there is little to recommend this knockabout comedy."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
34%
|
Prom (2011) |
"
teen drama that may be feel-good, but lets itself down by merely going through the motions."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Arthur and the Invisibles 3: Arthur and the War of Two Worlds () |
"
despite being masterminded by one of the great European directors of the past 20 years, the Arthur series ends as it began - with a whimper."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
21%
|
From Prada to Nada (2011) |
"
a predictable film that could have benefited from a little more thought and perhaps less reliance on clichés."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011) |
"
familiarity only adds to the feeling that this is just another Carrey movie"
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
37%
|
The Resident (2012) |
"
The usually strong actors are adrift without a decent script or story, resulting in a film that doesn't live up to the legendary name of the studio"
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
Red Riding Hood (2011) |
"
Sexualising a beloved children's fairy tale seems an odd move, but when flanked by an unoriginal story and lacklustre performances, that appears to be the least of the film's problems."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
35%
|
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) |
"
Not as bad as the other recent invasion movie Skyline, but still nothing to be excited about."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
The Burma Conspiracy (Largo Winch (Tome 2)) () |
"
far too much attention put on the action sequences, the quality of which comes at the cost of every other aspect of the film."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
44%
|
A Turtle's Tale: Sammy's Adventures (2012) |
"
far too reminiscent of films that have gone before it and suffers from being overly didactic about its environmental themes."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Garfield's Pet Force (2009) |
"
perhaps at best a diverting, brief trip to the cinema that will keep very young viewers happy during the wait for the big studio family films."
—
The National
Posted Sep 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
28%
|
Life as We Know It (2010) |
"
while there is some chemistry between [the leads], it's wasted as the shambolic plot gives them nowhere to go. "
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
16%
|
Alpha and Omega (2010) |
"
The animation, coupled with a jarring use of 3D, makes for a visually unspectacular film that feels very similar to others that have come before it."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
52%
|
Devil (2010) |
"
Although it doubtless will find more success in the DVD market, on the big screen Devil makes for bland viewing."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
19%
|
Fly Me to the Moon (2008) |
"
It is a family story meant for younger viewers, and passes by without too much effort."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
51%
|
The Switch (2010) |
"
despite a novel plot device, The Switch is a disappointingly formulaic film and at times quite soulless."
—
The National
Posted Aug 30, 2011
|
87%
24%
91%
