Jane Crowther

Jane Crowther

Agrees with the Tomatometer 55% of the time.

Publications:
BBC , Heat Magazine , Popcorn , SFX Magazine , Total Film , ViewLondon
Total Reviews:
70

Best Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2/4 26% Arthur (2011) " Back in 1981 Dudley Moore won an Oscar nod for Arthur. It's safe to say, Russell Brand will not." — Total Film
Posted Apr 20, 2011
2/5 63% Blood Car (2007) " A mumblecore mix of social commentary, black humour and fanboy salute that's either the Emperor's New Clothes or bonkers-brilliant." — Total Film
Posted Feb 13, 2012
2/5 32% How Do You Know (2010) " How do you know you've got a dud? When a cast this talented and determined can't lift a soporific screenplay to entertaining heights." — Total Film
Posted Jan 28, 2011
2/5 32% My Last Five Girlfriends (2009) " Some flatly drawn characters, contrived sojourns from the story and a niggling sense of smugness make this a disappointing triumph of gimmickry over heart." — Total Film
Posted Mar 16, 2010
2/5 18% Valentine's Day (2010) " Ultra-sweet, safe and sporadically heartwarming, this never makes the most of its cast but will no doubt be bulletproof at the box office. Coal-black hearts, you've been warned..." — Total Film
Posted Feb 16, 2010
2/5 0% Dogging: A Love Story (2009) " Dogging limps along like a three-legged mutt, neither dirty enough to titillate smut-seekers nor sweet enough to coax rom-com lovers into overlooking the night-vision humping." — Total Film
Posted Jan 5, 2010
2/5 27% The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) " Depending on your gender, age and Twihard-ness, this good-looking angst party is either a solid Meyer adaptation with quiver-worthy moments of hotness; or a wet, ludicrous, unintentionally-funny pile of steaming bathos." — Total Film
Posted Nov 20, 2009
2/5 59% The Vanishing of the Bees (2011) " Well-intentioned but lacking filmic zip, it'd fly better on the box." — Total Film
Posted Oct 9, 2009
2/5 75% Julie & Julia (2009) " The pace is so slow-braised that the year of cooking seems to pass in real time, and Adams' usual charm is hindered by a bad wig and constant blubbing." — Total Film
Posted Sep 11, 2009
2/5 65% Is Anybody There? (2009) " The sum of its gently amusing parts doesn't add up to a film likely to stay long in the heart - or multiplex." — Total Film
Posted May 1, 2009
2/5 61% The Duchess (2008) " The main event here is frock porn." — Total Film
Posted Sep 5, 2008
2/5 31% Closing the Ring (2007) " Despite boasting cinematic pedigree on-screen and off, Closing The Ring is amateur and predictable - from Peter 'son of Edward' Woodward's clunky soap opera screenplay to unimaginative lensing and ropey SFX." — Total Film
Posted Dec 28, 2007
2/5 41% No Reservations (2007) " With Shine's Scott Hicks at the helm, this is a well-presented dish, but too cloying for discerning palates." — Total Film
Posted Aug 31, 2007
2/5 45% Peter Pan in Return to Never Land (2002) " A film lacking the wit, enchantment, and spark of the original -- despite being a shameless copy of it." — BBC
Posted Mar 25, 2002
1/5 40% Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) " An undercooked, rapidly unravelling script, low-grade production values (is that the best future costume you have?), plodding direction and an apologetically crap ending are not worth the price of a cinema ticket in these belt-tightening times." — Total Film
Posted Apr 25, 2009
1/5 44% Live! (2007) " This crass, inauthentic mock-doc exposing the evils of reality shows and the venality of TV honchos manages both to bore and insult simultaneously." — Total Film
Posted Sep 19, 2008
1/5 6% The Accidental Husband (2009) " Limp, transparently plotted flight fodder." — Total Film
Posted Feb 28, 2008
1/5 22% Mr. Deeds (2002) " When you've already made something as execrable and universally loathed as Little Nicky, why stop there?" — ViewLondon
Posted Nov 3, 2002
1/5 15% Dracula 2000 (2000) " Bargain basement horror." — BBC
Posted May 21, 2001
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