|
F
|
2%
|
One for the Money (2012) |
"
We're meant to laugh at the fact that cute little Stephanie bumbles her way to getting one informant killed and another savagely beaten and thrown from a moving vehicle. Oh Stephanie, you're a riot!"
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jan 28, 2012
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|
F
|
11%
|
Atlas Shrugged Part I (2011) |
"
The shame of "Atlas Shrugged: Part I," irrespective of politics and prose, is that a work so long-discussed has been so blatantly bastardized in the name of a quick buck. "
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Apr 13, 2011
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Date Movie (2006) |
"
Take your date to this laugh-less stinker and it may be your last."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Feb 23, 2006
|
|
0/5
|
9%
|
When a Stranger Calls (2006) |
"
Don't answer this made-for-TV style stinker."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Feb 3, 2006
|
|
0/5
|
58%
|
Last Days (2005) |
"
Van Sant has lost all touch with his audience in Last Days... It's an experiment and the result is utter nothingness."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Aug 12, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
20%
|
The Pacifier (2005) |
"
Well there's 91 minutes of my life I'll never get back."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Mar 3, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
13%
|
Agent Cody Banks 2 - Destination London (2004) |
"
If your kid has recently suffered brain damage or undergone a frontal lobotomy, they probably still won't be fooled by this cookie-cutting, lifeless drudge."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Mar 11, 2004
|
|
1/10
|
5%
|
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, right?"
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
|
|
1/10
|
15%
|
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) |
"
2010's Nightmare isn't just flawed, but without any merit whatsoever, amongst the worst of Platinum Dunes' cinematic abortions and as bad, if not worse, than Freddy's Revenge and Freddy's Dead."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
|
|
1/10
|
68%
|
Snakes on a Plane (2006) |
"
Snakes fails for the simple reason that it is a terrible, terrible movie."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Jan 11, 2007
|
|
0.5/5
|
14%
|
The Honeymooners (2005) |
"
Thank God Jackie Gleason and Art Carney died before they could see this."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Jun 14, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
25%
|
House of Wax (2005) |
"
Irritating, boring, poorly acted, poorly directed and poorly written."
—
IGN Movies
Posted May 6, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
40%
|
The Grudge (2004) |
"
The Grudge is not the worst film of the year, but that's about the biggest compliment I can give it."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Oct 21, 2004
|
|
0.5/5
|
26%
|
Never Die Alone (2004) |
"
Never Die Alone succeeds only in being so bad that, as the final scenes roll, it is very funny, albeit unintentionally so."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Mar 26, 2004
|
|
D
|
25%
|
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) |
"
Easily the weakest entry in the series, it's the fault not just of a director who seems to find difficulty connecting to the material, but of a cast that seems to be looking forward to the close of the franchise a whole lot more than fans are."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Nov 17, 2011
|
|
2/10
|
——
|
Big Heart City (2010) |
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
|
|
2/10
|
29%
|
The Heartbreak Kid (2007) |
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
|
|
2/10
|
38%
|
Speed Racer (2008) |
"
The race for worst movie of 2008 starts here. Go Speed Racer GO!"
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted May 7, 2008
|
|
2/10
|
50%
|
Doomsday (2008) |
"
Has Neil Marshall been studying under Paul W.S. Anderson?"
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Mar 14, 2008
|
|
2/10
|
24%
|
Halloween (2007) |
"
Have you ever been driving down the road and a song you know starts to play on the radio? Wait a second! What the heck is this? This isn't the original. Who is this? Your heart drops. Oh man, this is just some lame cover version. You flip the channel."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Aug 31, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
RV (2006) |
"
Skip the trip and kill your family Bob. We won't tell anyone, promise."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Apr 27, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
61%
|
Shopgirl (2005) |
"
I can't think of a reason to recommend Shopgirl to anyone."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Nov 10, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"
If it wasn't already the case, Robert De Niro's name on a project now means absolutely nothing."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Feb 7, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story (2006) |
"
An attempt at a Christopher Guest-style mockumentary minus the biting satire and wit."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Nov 7, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Paparazzi (2004) |
"
Paparazzi is every bit as brainless as its previews would indicate."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Sep 2, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
57%
|
Ju-on: The Grudge 2 (Ju-on 2) (2003) |
"
Let's put an end to the whole creepy scraggly-haired little girl looking through the tops of her eyes and making groaning sounds thing. This has to stop now."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Jul 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
If one good thing can come out of this film, it's that this should provide an everlasting blueprint for what not to do with a comic book film."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Jul 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
70%
|
Dogville (2003) |
"
The story's length, lack of sets, music, or a focused story combine to make one of the most excruciatingly dull cinematic experiences I can remember."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Mar 26, 2004
|
|
2.5/10
|
34%
|
The Wolfman (2010) |
"
Wolfman is more a slasher flick than a monster movie. He moves like a locomotive and kills like Jason Voorhees, slashing throats, de-limbing, beheading and gutting with repulsive efficiency."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Feb 11, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
53%
|
The Mechanic (2011) |
"
'The Mechanic' is the prototypical early year action movie-nothing more and nothing less. Statham, who again plays an infallible, lethal bad-ass, seems to have carved his niche as the current go-to guy for B-movie action flicks."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jan 26, 2011
|
|
3/10
|
36%
|
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"
Like a collection of leftovers from the first two movies. Statham's heart doesn't really seem to be in it any more."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 26, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
8%
|
The Number 23 (2007) |
"
23 Reasons You Shouldn't Bother Seeing The Number 23."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Feb 23, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
40%
|
The Ringer (2005) |
"
Not offensive, not funny, not worth your money."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Dec 22, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
21%
|
Two For the Money (2005) |
"
Pacino rants and McConaughey flashes his pearlies in this craptacular mess."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Nov 10, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
60%
|
Oliver Twist (2005) |
"
Polanski's take on the classic is a dull affair."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Sep 23, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
56%
|
Just Like Heaven (2005) |
"
A film that is never quite sure what it wants to be."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Sep 21, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
32%
|
Dominion - Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) |
"
An ambitious failure."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Jun 14, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
If you are a fan of cheap knock-offs devoid of originality such as Disney's direct-to-video sequels, you might find something here."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Feb 17, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
43%
|
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2004) |
"
Quite possibly the most boring tale of bad to the bone British thugs I can remember. "
—
IGN Movies
Posted Jul 2, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
84%
|
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) |
"
Michael Moore's new documentary is more ranting and raving than effective filmmaking."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jun 24, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
64%
|
Coffee and Cigarettes (2004) |
"
Of the twelve shorts, there's really only three that are good and a few that are passable. The other half are uninteresting, poor, and at times, incredibly painful to watch."
—
IGN Movies
Posted May 14, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
29%
|
The Punisher (2004) |
"
The Punisher is a shame, an example of a good story turned to crap."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Apr 15, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
12%
|
Timeline (2003) |
"
Timeline is offensively bad."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Apr 7, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
Home on the Range (2004) |
"
Disney's cookie-cutter animals-rescuing-the-farm story is indistinguishable from their direct-to-video fare."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Apr 2, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
29%
|
Club Dread (2004) |
"
Like the unkillable villain Broken Lizard parodies, the guys don't seem to realize when it's time to lay themselves to rest."
—
IGN Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2004
|
|
4/10
|
15%
|
The Amateurs (The Moguls) (Dirty Movie) (2005) |
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
|
|
4/10
|
——
|
Your Name Here () |
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
|
|
4/10
|
59%
|
The International (2009) |
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
The Ugly Truth (2009) |
"
As usual, characters end up in an escalating series of preposterous events and zany hijinks that, while being occasionally amusing, aren't much different from watching your average humdrum situational TV comedy."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jul 21, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
33%
|
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"
Often considered one of the greatest actors of his generation, Bale's performance is shockingly lifeless."
—
cinemaobsession.com
Posted May 21, 2009
|