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Jeff Otto

Jeff Otto

Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

Publications:
cinemaobsession.com , Dark Horizons , IGN Movies , IGN Movies UK , Latino Review , ReelzChannel.com
Total Reviews:
315
Total QuickRatings:
5

Worst Reviewed Films

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F 2% One for the Money (2012) " We're meant to laugh at the fact that cute little Stephanie bumbles her way to getting one informant killed and another savagely beaten and thrown from a moving vehicle. Oh Stephanie, you're a riot!" — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jan 28, 2012
F 11% Atlas Shrugged Part I (2011) " The shame of "Atlas Shrugged: Part I," irrespective of politics and prose, is that a work so long-discussed has been so blatantly bastardized in the name of a quick buck. " — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Apr 13, 2011
0/5 7% Date Movie (2006) " Take your date to this laugh-less stinker and it may be your last." — IGN Movies
Posted Feb 23, 2006
0/5 9% When a Stranger Calls (2006) " Don't answer this made-for-TV style stinker." — IGN Movies
Posted Feb 3, 2006
0/5 58% Last Days (2005) " Van Sant has lost all touch with his audience in Last Days... It's an experiment and the result is utter nothingness." — IGN Movies
Posted Aug 12, 2005
0/5 20% The Pacifier (2005) " Well there's 91 minutes of my life I'll never get back." — IGN Movies
Posted Mar 3, 2005
0/5 13% Agent Cody Banks 2 - Destination London (2004) " If your kid has recently suffered brain damage or undergone a frontal lobotomy, they probably still won't be fooled by this cookie-cutting, lifeless drudge." — IGN Movies
Posted Mar 11, 2004
1/10 5% Good Luck Chuck (2007) " If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, right?" — ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
1/10 15% A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) " 2010's Nightmare isn't just flawed, but without any merit whatsoever, amongst the worst of Platinum Dunes' cinematic abortions and as bad, if not worse, than Freddy's Revenge and Freddy's Dead." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
1/10 68% Snakes on a Plane (2006) " Snakes fails for the simple reason that it is a terrible, terrible movie." — ReelzChannel.com
Posted Jan 11, 2007
0.5/5 14% The Honeymooners (2005) " Thank God Jackie Gleason and Art Carney died before they could see this." — IGN Movies
Posted Jun 14, 2005
0.5/5 25% House of Wax (2005) " Irritating, boring, poorly acted, poorly directed and poorly written." — IGN Movies
Posted May 6, 2005
0.5/5 40% The Grudge (2004) " The Grudge is not the worst film of the year, but that's about the biggest compliment I can give it." — IGN Movies
Posted Oct 21, 2004
0.5/5 26% Never Die Alone (2004) " Never Die Alone succeeds only in being so bad that, as the final scenes roll, it is very funny, albeit unintentionally so." — IGN Movies
Posted Mar 26, 2004
D 25% Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) " Easily the weakest entry in the series, it's the fault not just of a director who seems to find difficulty connecting to the material, but of a cast that seems to be looking forward to the close of the franchise a whole lot more than fans are." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Nov 17, 2011
2/10 —— Big Heart City (2010) ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
2/10 29% The Heartbreak Kid (2007) ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
2/10 38% Speed Racer (2008) " The race for worst movie of 2008 starts here. Go Speed Racer GO!" — ReelzChannel.com
Posted May 7, 2008
2/10 50% Doomsday (2008) " Has Neil Marshall been studying under Paul W.S. Anderson?" — ReelzChannel.com
Posted Mar 14, 2008
2/10 24% Halloween (2007) " Have you ever been driving down the road and a song you know starts to play on the radio? Wait a second! What the heck is this? This isn't the original. Who is this? Your heart drops. Oh man, this is just some lame cover version. You flip the channel." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Aug 31, 2007
1/5 24% RV (2006) " Skip the trip and kill your family Bob. We won't tell anyone, promise." — IGN Movies
Posted Apr 27, 2006
1/5 61% Shopgirl (2005) " I can't think of a reason to recommend Shopgirl to anyone." — IGN Movies
Posted Nov 10, 2005
1/5 13% Hide and Seek (2005) " If it wasn't already the case, Robert De Niro's name on a project now means absolutely nothing." — IGN Movies
Posted Feb 7, 2005
1/5 53% Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story (2006) " An attempt at a Christopher Guest-style mockumentary minus the biting satire and wit." — IGN Movies
Posted Nov 7, 2004
1/5 18% Paparazzi (2004) " Paparazzi is every bit as brainless as its previews would indicate." — IGN Movies
Posted Sep 2, 2004
1/5 57% Ju-on: The Grudge 2 (Ju-on 2) (2003) " Let's put an end to the whole creepy scraggly-haired little girl looking through the tops of her eyes and making groaning sounds thing. This has to stop now." — IGN Movies
Posted Jul 29, 2004
1/5 10% Catwoman (2004) " If one good thing can come out of this film, it's that this should provide an everlasting blueprint for what not to do with a comic book film." — IGN Movies
Posted Jul 23, 2004
1/5 70% Dogville (2003) " The story's length, lack of sets, music, or a focused story combine to make one of the most excruciatingly dull cinematic experiences I can remember." — IGN Movies
Posted Mar 26, 2004
2.5/10 34% The Wolfman (2010) " Wolfman is more a slasher flick than a monster movie. He moves like a locomotive and kills like Jason Voorhees, slashing throats, de-limbing, beheading and gutting with repulsive efficiency." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Feb 11, 2010
1.5/5 53% The Mechanic (2011) " 'The Mechanic' is the prototypical early year action movie-nothing more and nothing less. Statham, who again plays an infallible, lethal bad-ass, seems to have carved his niche as the current go-to guy for B-movie action flicks." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jan 26, 2011
3/10 36% Transporter 3 (2008) " Like a collection of leftovers from the first two movies. Statham's heart doesn't really seem to be in it any more." — ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 26, 2008
3/10 8% The Number 23 (2007) " 23 Reasons You Shouldn't Bother Seeing The Number 23." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Feb 23, 2007
1.5/5 40% The Ringer (2005) " Not offensive, not funny, not worth your money." — IGN Movies
Posted Dec 22, 2005
1.5/5 21% Two For the Money (2005) " Pacino rants and McConaughey flashes his pearlies in this craptacular mess." — IGN Movies
Posted Nov 10, 2005
1.5/5 60% Oliver Twist (2005) " Polanski's take on the classic is a dull affair." — IGN Movies
Posted Sep 23, 2005
1.5/5 56% Just Like Heaven (2005) " A film that is never quite sure what it wants to be." — IGN Movies
Posted Sep 21, 2005
1.5/5 32% Dominion - Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) " An ambitious failure." — IGN Movies
Posted Jun 14, 2005
1.5/5 6% Son of the Mask (2005) " If you are a fan of cheap knock-offs devoid of originality such as Disney's direct-to-video sequels, you might find something here." — IGN Movies
Posted Feb 17, 2005
1.5/5 43% I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2004) " Quite possibly the most boring tale of bad to the bone British thugs I can remember. " — IGN Movies
Posted Jul 2, 2004
1.5/5 84% Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) " Michael Moore's new documentary is more ranting and raving than effective filmmaking." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jun 24, 2004
1.5/5 64% Coffee and Cigarettes (2004) " Of the twelve shorts, there's really only three that are good and a few that are passable. The other half are uninteresting, poor, and at times, incredibly painful to watch." — IGN Movies
Posted May 14, 2004
1.5/5 29% The Punisher (2004) " The Punisher is a shame, an example of a good story turned to crap." — IGN Movies
Posted Apr 15, 2004
1.5/5 12% Timeline (2003) " Timeline is offensively bad." — IGN Movies
Posted Apr 7, 2004
1.5/5 55% Home on the Range (2004) " Disney's cookie-cutter animals-rescuing-the-farm story is indistinguishable from their direct-to-video fare." — IGN Movies
Posted Apr 2, 2004
1.5/5 29% Club Dread (2004) " Like the unkillable villain Broken Lizard parodies, the guys don't seem to realize when it's time to lay themselves to rest." — IGN Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2004
4/10 15% The Amateurs (The Moguls) (Dirty Movie) (2005) ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
4/10 —— Your Name Here () ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
4/10 59% The International (2009) ReelzChannel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
2/5 13% The Ugly Truth (2009) " As usual, characters end up in an escalating series of preposterous events and zany hijinks that, while being occasionally amusing, aren't much different from watching your average humdrum situational TV comedy." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted Jul 21, 2009
2/5 33% Terminator Salvation (2009) " Often considered one of the greatest actors of his generation, Bale's performance is shockingly lifeless." — cinemaobsession.com
Posted May 21, 2009
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