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9/100
|
69%
|
Ted (2012) |
"
Ted is dispiriting because it has no faith in us and no ambition for itself."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 24, 2012
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12/100
|
3%
|
Passion Play (2011) |
"
Perhaps it's needless to say, but Rourke and Fox are a thoroughly mismatched screen couple, who exude zero screen chemistry with one another."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 13, 2011
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|
0.5/4
|
68%
|
Unbreakable (2000) |
"
Awful... an insult to my intelligence."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Mar 5, 2002
|
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15/100
|
97%
|
The Incredibles (2004) |
"
Since it's too much a crowd-pleaser to be critical of the violent payoff that it delivers, it's tough not to take its apparent message seriously."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Nov 8, 2004
|
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18/100
|
4%
|
The Roommate (2011) |
"
A timid psychological study with no plausible psychology at work, the film is remarkable in its emptiness."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Feb 24, 2011
|
|
19/100
|
85%
|
Get Low (2010) |
"
Modest to the point of nothingness, Aaron Schneider's debut feature Get Low mistakes simplicity for authenticity."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Aug 9, 2010
|
|
19/100
|
45%
|
Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over (2003) |
"
Though Rodriguez's seeming one-man operation is somewhat impressive in concept, the results are decidedly inferior to most action/adventure fare."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Aug 3, 2003
|
|
22/100
|
72%
|
I Love You Phillip Morris (2010) |
"
Defined by puppy love, a crude sense of humor, and rampant immorality, the characters here are as repulsive and shallow as the film that contains them."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 8, 2010
|
|
46
|
98%
|
Inside Job (2010) |
"
Ultimately, Inside Job will not have much to offer those who follow financial news reports."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 13, 2011
|
|
25/100
|
67%
|
Away We Go (2009) |
"
It explains that the world is broken and dares you to agree that it's honest. It promises engagement, but delivers only retrenchment."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 24, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
53%
|
Alexandra's Project (2003) |
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Feb 13, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
96%
|
Bowling for Columbine (2002) |
"
Always the underdog, [Moore]'s fighting hard against just about everyone here, but mostly he's fighting to give a movie that's saddled with a terminally unclear thesis some sense of gravitas."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Oct 27, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
88%
|
The Son (2003) |
"
At the end of The Son, the audience is expected to be grateful for being shown that there exists morality among the masses, but only someone wildly out of touch with humanity would be surprised by such a conclusion."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Oct 7, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
67%
|
The Ninth Configuration (Twinkle, Twinkle, Killer Kane) (1980) |
"
An allegory that's so impossibly overstuffed that it can't help but explode"
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 15, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Men in Black II (2002) |
"
As bad a film as I've seen all year"
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 11, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
44%
|
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) |
"
Everything about Divine reeks because of a haphazard hope that people won't question what they're seeing."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 6, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
89%
|
Cinema Paradiso (Nuovo Cinema Paradiso) (1988) |
"
It never is afraid to simplify itself further so that no one watching feels left out of its banality."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted May 1, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
86%
|
El Hijo de la novia (Son of the Bride) (2002) |
"
A perfect example of rancid, well-intentioned, but shamelessly manipulative movie making."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Apr 1, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
54%
|
What Women Want (2001) |
"
What a piece of tripe (no offense to tripe)!"
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Mar 5, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
84%
|
In the Realm of the Senses (1976) |
"
The majority of what we are made to watch is far from enlightening, entertaining, or erotic."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Mar 5, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
54%
|
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"
Behind the guise of the Jay and Silent Bob characters and a gob of irony, this film is really quite nasty and mean spirited."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Mar 5, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
84%
|
La Stanza del Figlio (The Son's Room) (2002) |
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Mar 5, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
63%
|
Chocolat (2000) |
"
Chocolat is awful."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Mar 5, 2002
|
|
26/100
|
35%
|
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) |
"
[It] states the moronic what-if that serves as its central conceit right in its title, but even that is unlikely to prepare you for the turgid mess that it delivers."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 25, 2012
|
|
26/100
|
79%
|
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) |
"
[W]e can only hope that this series of mediocrities, which has already spanned three continents, spares us the other four."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 12, 2012
|
|
27/100
|
78%
|
Bronson (2009) |
"
A determinedly ugly movie, as brutish in its delivery as its subject is brutish in character, Bronson fails to offer meaningful insight into the life of a singularly idiotic individual."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 18, 2009
|
|
27/100
|
——
|
Opium: Diary of a Madwoman () |
"
The whole experience of watching this is tense, dehumanizing, and fairly baffling."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jan 23, 2008
|
|
28/100
|
49%
|
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) |
"
Eclipse is an unfortunate entry in a franchise that, while certainly flawed, had at least built up some dramatic momentum over the course of its first two installments."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 8, 2010
|
|
29/100
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
Obviously, Vampires Suck is not a good film, but that it's not a complete and total abomination makes the attempt feel like something close to progress for its creators."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Sep 2, 2010
|
|
29/100
|
59%
|
Izgnanie (The Banishment) (2007) |
"
For now, the best that can be said about Zvyagintsev is that he seems like he could potentially be a master filmmaker someday, even if he's still not made a good movie."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jan 10, 2008
|
|
30/100
|
35%
|
Larry Crowne (2011) |
"
With little to distract us from its half-hearted plotting and flimsy characterizations, Larry Crowne quickly turns into an abject failure, propped up only by its fading stars' fading charisma."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 12, 2011
|
|
31/100
|
84%
|
A Better Life (2011) |
"
A Better Life is one of those modest movies that is so outwardly well-intentioned that one cannot help but doubt its intentions."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 12, 2011
|
|
31/100
|
20%
|
Love and Other Disasters (2006) |
"
It calls out the clichés of its genre only to end up willingly indulging in them more often than not."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jan 16, 2008
|
|
31/100
|
77%
|
Big Fish (2003) |
"
Burton is so taken with Edward's tales that the son's efforts to find the man who lives behind the façade come off like the machinations of a sulking child."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Dec 17, 2003
|
|
31/100
|
92%
|
Millennium Actress (Sennen joyû) (2001) |
"
[It] would deserve credit for being more thematically ambitious than the average animated film if it incorporated those themes with any aplomb."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Sep 21, 2003
|
|
32/100
|
70%
|
Horrible Bosses (2011) |
"
This moronic screenwriting through swearing does little to generate laughs and only would appear to represent creative freedom or boundary pushing to a cast used to working under television censorship laws."
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MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 19, 2011
|
|
32/100
|
——
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Luck of the Draw (2000) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 20, 2002
|
|
33/100
|
70%
|
Men in Black III (2012) |
"
Not even a melodramatic last minute twist or a reminder of race relations from half a century ago can inspire us to feel much for this parade of cheap humor and intentionally gaudy special effects."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 11, 2012
|
|
33/100
|
73%
|
Iron Man 2 (2010) |
"
All of the charm and romance of the original has been ironed out by excess."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 18, 2010
|
|
33/100
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
One can't tell if it's inspired in its attempts to find something that will draw us in or just colossally sloppy."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 30, 2009
|
|
33/100
|
64%
|
The X-Files - Fight the Future (1998) |
"
I want to believe this latest X-Files film was created for a reason other than financial reward, but I find it difficult to guess at what that reason might have been."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Aug 3, 2008
|
|
33/100
|
94%
|
Juno (2007) |
"
That Juno has been heralded for its realistic portrayal of a teen girl's point of view demonstrates how poorly the demographic has been represented on screen."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jan 6, 2008
|
|
33/100
|
97%
|
Schindler's List (1993) |
"
There's no trust here from the director that the audience might be able to fathom the horrors of the Holocaust if the lines between good and bad aren't distinctly drawn."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted May 27, 2004
|
|
34/100
|
38%
|
[REC] 3 Genesis (2012) |
"
This decision to quarantine the shaky camerawork to the pre-credits exposition at once comes as an admission that the handheld cinematography is a gimmick and marks a slide into more conventional (i.e. dull) territory."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 19, 2012
|
|
34/100
|
94%
|
An Education (2009) |
"
... attempts to impress audiences with its worldliness, but it comes off instead as an awkward, unformed teen fantasy run amok."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jun 29, 2010
|
|
34/100
|
89%
|
World's Greatest Dad (2009) |
"
Goldthwait's movie tries so desperately to be edgy that it's hard not to laugh at it."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Sep 5, 2009
|
|
34/100
|
23%
|
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"
Even though I occasionally admired the film's hallucinogenic grandeur and bold scope, the majority of Bad Boys II feels like a bad trip."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 27, 2003
|
|
34/100
|
——
|
Children of the Living Dead (2001) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 22, 2002
|
|
34/100
|
——
|
Rat (2000) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Dec 9, 2001
|
|
35/100
|
44%
|
Yellowbrickroad (2011) |
"
YellowBrickRoad not only offers a mystery with no solution (which isn't such a terrible thing by itself), but also a story with no clear sense of purpose."
—
MovieMartyr.com
Posted Jul 14, 2011
|
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