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1/10
|
11%
|
House at the End of the Street (2012) |
"
See, good talent can still make bad films. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 21, 2012
|
|
1/10
|
4%
|
Abduction (2011) |
"
This teen chase thriller is loaded with unbelievable plot devices, lame dialogue and yes, a leading man who just can't carry a picture."
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JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 24, 2011
|
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2/10
|
18%
|
Parental Guidance (2012) |
"
...this flick is so desperate to be hip that it ultimately feels as relevant as "Mr. Belvedere"... If you have to ask what that is, then you probably won't enjoy this movie. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 26, 2012
|
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2/10
|
5%
|
The Cold Light of Day (2012) |
"
If you are a Willis or Weaver completist then just wait until cable for this lifeless and uninspired waste. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 9, 2012
|
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2/10
|
53%
|
Think Like a Man (2012) |
"
Here is an idea that somehow came to mind... buy the book and skip the movie. "
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JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 22, 2012
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2/10
|
2%
|
One for the Money (2012) |
"
Maybe it will please a few Heigl enthusiasts, but for everybody else you should avoid at all costs."
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JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 31, 2012
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2/10
|
14%
|
Zookeeper (2011) |
"
...having a monkey throw poo on you for an hour and a half would probably be more entertaining than this flick."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 8, 2011
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|
2.5/10
|
11%
|
Killers (2010) |
"
Killers is a forgettable waste that will have you wanting to kill to get that part of your life back."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 5, 2010
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|
2.5/10
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15%
|
Over Her Dead Body (2008) |
"
... neither funny, charming or anything else that will make it a memorable hour and a half of viewing pleasure."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 12, 2009
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3/10
|
13%
|
Red Dawn (2012) |
"
This second-rate "reboot" is a dull, tired and unnecessary remake that you'll forget by the end credits. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Nov 19, 2012
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3/10
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34%
|
Battleship (2012) |
"
As a child, if you ever placed one of your mom's cooking pots on your head and beat on it with a spoon you'll get the idea of what it is like watching BATTLESHIP."
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JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted May 15, 2012
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3/10
|
0%
|
Dark Tide (2012) |
"
Pretty Halle Berry! Pretty water! Pretty pictures! Pretty freaking boring! "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 29, 2012
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3/10
|
17%
|
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) |
"
I get the fact that much of it is done with tongue firmly planted in cheek, but the problem is that this just isn't any fun. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 18, 2012
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3/10
|
17%
|
I Don't Know How She Does It (2011) |
"
If you are looking for a laugh this weekend, you might want to look elsewhere."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 17, 2011
|
|
3/10
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
This has not a single ounce of the charm that you might find in LOVE, ACTUALLY or a number of other films revolving around romance. It's just plain bad."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 12, 2010
|
|
3/10
|
33%
|
Knowing (2009) |
"
...is better than THE WICKER MAN remake. But not by much."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 22, 2009
|
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3/10
|
13%
|
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"
...this thing is cursed."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 13, 2009
|
|
3/10
|
56%
|
The Tale of Despereaux (2008) |
"
...this jumbled display of rats and mice and a princess is much too dark and frustratingly uneven that very few will find joy in this story of a mouse, a rat and a servant girl."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 19, 2008
|
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3/10
|
49%
|
Twilight (2008) |
"
For those of you who are intrigued by the story and older than thirteen, I recommend you check out LET THE RIGHT ONE IN which is drenched in subtlety and nuance. There is none to be found in TWILIGHT."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Nov 21, 2008
|
|
3.5/10
|
14%
|
The Spirit (2008) |
"
I don't mind the humor, I would just appreciate humor that actually works."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 25, 2008
|
|
3.5/10
|
46%
|
Sex Drive (2008) |
"
...it is all very predictable without the heart that the American Pie crew offered..."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Nov 10, 2008
|
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4/10
|
26%
|
Erased (2013) |
"
A cold and lifeless feature that offers a couple of good performances yet it fails to tell any sort of an intriguing story. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted May 17, 2013
|
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4/10
|
43%
|
To Rome with Love (2012) |
"
This impossibly cheerful feature is lost in translation thanks to its dull comedy, irritatingly happy outlook and misplaced fantasy. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 18, 2012
|
|
4/10
|
48%
|
The FP (2012) |
"
There is some serious talent in front of and behind the camera and with a better script they might be able to create something funny and unique."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 22, 2012
|
|
4/10
|
25%
|
Seeking Justice (2012) |
"
If you are a hard core Nic Cage fan this won't kill ya, but avoiding it may make you stronger."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 16, 2012
|
|
4/10
|
11%
|
Gone (2012) |
"
...suspension of disbelief seems damn near impossible."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 25, 2012
|
|
4/10
|
8%
|
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) |
"
If you are looking for a great horror comedy as a quick fix, check out THE FRIGHTENERS, BEETLEJUICE or even the cinematic take on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, you'll be a happier and healthier person for it."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted May 3, 2011
|
|
4/10
|
27%
|
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"
...despite a better than expected attempt by (Chris) Weitz, this is a story that lacks any real quality."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Nov 22, 2009
|
|
4/10
|
45%
|
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) (2009) |
"
UP or CORALINE didn't necessarily need the 3D to make it work, it most certainly helps ICE AGE 3."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 3, 2009
|
|
4.5/10
|
53%
|
Green Zone (2010) |
"
This may not be the worst war movie I've seen, but it sure doesn't rank up there with the best of them."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 18, 2010
|
|
4.5/10
|
21%
|
H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
It feels a little more like a trick than a treat."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 28, 2009
|
|
4.5/10
|
27%
|
Punisher: War Zone (2008) |
"
...I also question whether this will be one of those movies where, after you get the joke, the second viewing may be more pleasurable. Sadly, the first time wasn't a charm..."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 5, 2008
|
|
5/10
|
13%
|
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) |
"
An average and dull thriller..."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
5/10
|
15%
|
A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) |
"
I had a decent time but I'm hoping next time we get a little bit of that old reliable John McClane back... and yes, I hope there is a next time."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 18, 2013
|
|
5/10
|
14%
|
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) |
"
Yes there are a couple of sweet treats, but this is one candy coated flick that at best is worth a rental if you desire a few empty calories. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 25, 2013
|
|
5/10
|
30%
|
Broken City (2013) |
"
[Broken City] is only a slight film that might be worth a rental."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 18, 2013
|
|
5/10
|
20%
|
Chernobyl Diaries (2012) |
"
This is not a terrible film yet it isn't necessarily good."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted May 25, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
29%
|
Girl In Progress (2012) |
"
While Girl In Progress isn't a bad film, it just isn't good enough to really say anything all that meaningful about the task of becoming an adult in a challenging world."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted May 11, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
23%
|
The Raven (2012) |
"
...this might be appropriate for an evening at home on Blu-ray."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 27, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
37%
|
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012) |
"
TIM & ERIC'S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE has its moments, but ultimately it feels like a skit stretched out much too long."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 2, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
30%
|
The Vow (2012) |
"
This is made for the ladies looking for romance on a Hallmark holiday. It just happens to have a lot more talent than you'd expect from this sort of thing. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 12, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
52%
|
Perfect Sense (2012) |
"
There is a low key element to this narrative much like what CHILDREN OF MEN offered, however this is not nearly as successful as Alfonso Cuarón's brilliant feature."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 6, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
32%
|
Man on a Ledge (2012) |
"
Man on a Ledge isn't terrible but it isn't necessarily very good."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 27, 2012
|
|
5/10
|
80%
|
Young Adult (2011) |
"
Mavis, as wonderfully played by Charlize Theron, is conniving, miserable, self-loathing and pathetic."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 9, 2011
|
|
5/10
|
23%
|
What's Your Number? (2011) |
"
Not terribly shocking, but if you've seen the trailer, you've already witnessed some of the funniest moments in the film."
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 3, 2011
|
|
5/10
|
25%
|
Apollo 18 (2011) |
"
Even with effective atmosphere, a couple of jump scares and a spooky premise, Apollo 18 simply falls apart in the end. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 2, 2011
|
|
5/10
|
20%
|
Beastly (2011) |
"
At one point when Hudgens' character points out that she prefers substance over style, one can only wonder what she would have thought of BEASTLY. "
—
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 4, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
49%
|
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) |
"
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader has an inspired moment or two, but only the most devoted fans will truly feel its magic. "
—
iamROGUE
Posted Dec 10, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
55%
|
Morning Glory (2010) |
"
'Glory' is overcrowded and tries too hard to please..."
—
iamROGUE
Posted Nov 12, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
54%
|
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest (2010) |
"
... not saying that this is bad film, it is just not nearly as intense and intriguing as you'd expect after watching the original."
—
iamROGUE
Posted Oct 28, 2010
|
78%
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