Joe Neumaier

Joe Neumaier

Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

Joe Neumaier's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): New York Daily News

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
4/5 84% Merchants Of Doubt (2015) "Shows how a bunko artist is a bunko artist, whether on a corner or on CNN. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Mar 4, 2015
2/5 62% The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015) "Yes, there are good moments from a team of veteran British actors, but overall, this return visit to the 2012 gray-set rom-com is deadly dull. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Mar 4, 2015
1/5 29% Out Of The Dark (2015) "Julia Stiles and Scott Speedman sleepwalk through a thriller that never lets either of their talents materialize. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 26, 2015
2/5 14% The Lazarus Effect (2015) "Doesn't go far enough, isn't scary enough and has mad scientists who just aren't mad enough. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 26, 2015
0/5 33% Everly (2015) "What on earth is Salma Hayek doing starring in this exploitative, junky piece of torture trash? " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 26, 2015
4/5 92% The Hunting Ground (2015) "The stories are horrifying, but essential to hear. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 26, 2015
1/5 56% Focus (2015) "In this lame caper, the biggest scam perpetrated is the one that makes audiences think they'll have a good time. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 26, 2015
0/5 14% Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015) "The sequel takes everything that was good about the first film - a raunchy, though affectionate, take on how guys look back on the moment when their lives went south - and makes it seem accidental. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 19, 2015
2/5 79% McFarland USA (2015) ""McFarland, USA" invokes an old sports movie trope: the inspiring coach and his noble, suffering team. But the good intentions can't help it sprint past cliche. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 19, 2015
3/5 96% What We Do In The Shadows (2015) "It succeeds not because it gets the dead-ghoul stuff right (sudden flights, tomb bedrooms, Lestat-like wardrobes), but because it sends up the true-life genre that just won't die. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 12, 2015
2/5 36% Hits (2015) "All the low-hum, behavioral buffoonery gets a bit tedious. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 11, 2015
4/5 39% Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2015) ""Sweet Blood" is idiosyncratic and sultry, simultaneously nodding to film conventions and striding boldly down its own path. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 11, 2015
0/5 71% The Voices (2015) "A few big stars working in a minor key, a bit of macabre indie-film quirk, and presto! Instant junk. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 5, 2015
1/5 25% Jupiter Ascending (2015) "Talk about lost in space. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 5, 2015
3/5 96% 1971 (2015) "This is a terrific time capsule with a resonant message. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 5, 2015
2/5 13% Seventh Son (2015) "The stars shine, but the special effects are strictly fantasy-film assembly line, with hardly a spark of inspiration. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Feb 4, 2015
0/5 11% The Loft (2015) "Hollywood adds to its trend of awful throwbacks to trashy '90s movies with "The Loft." " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 30, 2015
3/5 38% Black or White (2015) "Sometimes flawed material can be saved by great performances and good intentions. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 29, 2015
3/5 35% Project Almanac (2015) "Every generation gets the time travel it deserves. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 29, 2015
1/5 11% The Boy Next Door (2015) "Even in this dreck ... it comes as a bit of a surprise how comfortable and appealing Lopez is on camera. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 22, 2015
2/5 49% Cake (2015) "Alas, "Cake" can't rise simply from Aniston's performance. Had the script been sharper and the direction tighter, she might just have made the Oscar list. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 22, 2015
2/5 27% The Wedding Ringer (2015) "By the time Jeremy Garelick's movie gets to the altar, it does hit a groove. But by then, the humor feels like stale champagne. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 16, 2015
3/5 53% Little Accidents (2015) "There's a quiet desperation to all the lives depicted in writer-director Sara Colangelo's assured indie about a West Virginia mining accident that upends everyone in town. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 15, 2015
2/5 34% Blackhat (2015) "The movie's smart ideas are overlaid with dull, standard-issue moments of people typing on computers or pursuits through crowded streets. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 15, 2015
0/5 9% Taken 3 (2015) "Here it's the audience that gets taken. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 9, 2015
2/5 32% Dark Summer (2015) "As an exercise in atmosphere, this claustrophobic creeper does a lot with a little, even if the movie winds up providing just superficial shivers. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 8, 2015
3/5 84% Predestination (2015) "Dumb-smart fun. The movie screws with your head, and even screws with itself. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 8, 2015
3/5 91% Locke (2014) "Yes, it sounds like a gimmick. But Tom Hardy is so compelling, multilayered and terrific in the title role, this one-man show is never dull. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jan 5, 2015
5/5 90% A Most Violent Year (2015) "A movie that quietly but ferociously immerses us in a time and place, with atmosphere done in minimal yet evocative strokes. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 29, 2014
5/5 99% Selma (2015) "This is an intellectual approach to an emotional issue - and it delivers, powerfully and beautifully. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 23, 2014
5/5 51% Unbroken (2014) "This great, tough-skinned movie can stand with the muscular action dramas that are a crucial part of American movie canon. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 22, 2014
3/5 97% Two Days, One Night (2014) "Directors Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne have always had a feel for the rhythms of everyday dramas in unexceptional lives, and here they use their skill and empathy expertly. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 22, 2014
3/5 50% Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) "There's a serenity to museum visits, especially if it's a place you know and love. "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb," amazingly, recaptures that feeling in big-studio franchise form. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 17, 2014
3/5 53% The Interview (2014) "In their third film together, Franco and Rogen have a terrific banter and an underlay of affection. This kind of rapport is rare. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 17, 2014
2/5 61% The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) "There's far too many moments of sabre-rattling, and too much confusion about who is aligned with whom, and why. Those who know and love Tolkien's texts will have a vested interest. Everyone else may grow restless. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 16, 2014
2/5 6% The Color of Time (2014) "A cool concept, and A for effort. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 11, 2014
4/5 86% Top Five (2014) "Just when it seemed like Chris Rock had already done plenty for the culture, along comes his latest work as a writer and director, "Top Five." And it's one of the most vibrant, sly romantic comedies this year. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 11, 2014
4/5 73% Magician: The Astonishing Life and Work of Orson Welles (2014) "If one has a need for another documentary on Orson Welles - there are already several on DVDs of his films - montage master Chuck Workman's footage-filled movie will ably fit the bill. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 10, 2014
1/5 27% Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014) "This eye-rollingly bad movie is silly, sluggish and miscast. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 10, 2014
3/5 48% Miss Julie (2014) "An austere, pared-down take that does one thing extremely well: It allows actors Jessica Chastain, Samantha Morton and especially Colin Farrell to shine. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 4, 2014
1/5 30% Murder of a Cat (2014) "Despite the presence of actors like Simmons, Greg Kinnear and Blythe Danner, this trying-too-hard comedy is as annoying as chasing a ball at the end of a bouncy string. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Dec 3, 2014
3/5 35% Horrible Bosses 2 (2014) "Bateman has never been funnier on film, because the zingers he launches are bounced off of the oafish Sudeikis and the ferrety Day. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 25, 2014
2/5 65% The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) "There are moments when "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1" takes flight, but overall this action-drama flits about, wondering where to land. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 19, 2014
4/5 77% Rosewater (2014) "While it may seem like another triumph-over-adversity tale, the movie is really about what sustains us during impossible moments. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 13, 2014
4/5 88% Foxcatcher (2014) "Simultaneously understated and grippingly edgy, this is an arresting examination of naivete, mismatched worlds and old-fashioned American oddness. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 13, 2014
0/5 29% Dumb and Dumber To (2014) "From junky production values to the parade of unfunny supporting characters to its lazy energy, "Dumb and Dumber To" falls on its face. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 13, 2014
4/5 40% 21 Years: Richard Linklater (2014) "There are great clips and good insight, and it's all as loose and cool as an Austin night out. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 6, 2014
3/5 41% The Better Angels (2014) "If you succumb to "The Better Angels," the effect is like falling into a gorgeous photograph, but that also means the narrative in this arthouse film is oblique and sketchy. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 6, 2014
3/5 79% The Theory of Everything (2014) "The beautiful Jones seems limited in how deep she can burrow into Jane's frustration and sorrow. But then, anyone would be lost in Redmayne's wake. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 5, 2014
3/5 72% Interstellar (2014) "Even as "Interstellar" becomes a beautiful mess, its wannabe-deep impact will hit everyone differently. We need far-reaching artists like Nolan, since, as they say, Earth without art is "eh." " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Nov 3, 2014
2/5 36% Before I Go to Sleep (2014) "This dull thriller wastes the potential of Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Oct 30, 2014
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