John J. Puccio

John J. Puccio

Agrees with the Tomatometer 83% of the time.

Biography:
Teacher, English and Film Study, retired. Classical Music Editor, $ensible Sound magazine. Review Editor, DVDTOWN.com. Member, Online Film Critics Society (www.ofcs.org). Bright, quiet, loyal, dependable. Easily trained. Will fetch. Make offer. Home theater: Sony KDL-40XBR6 widescreen HD television, Toshiba HD-A35 HD-DVD player, Panasonic DMP-BD50 Blu-ray player, Onkyo TX-SR705 A/V receiver, 7.1 Boston Acoustics Reference Series speakers with Energy e:XL subwoofer, Harmony One universal remote, Monster Cable speaker wire and interconnects. Primary target: The ICBM missile complex at Lapuda. My earliest recollection of motion pictures having a profound and moving impact on me was in about 1951 or 52 when my dad took me to see "All Quiet on the Western Front," the 1930 film in rerelease. I remember the lobby was filled with display memorabilia--World War I uniforms, rifles, a small cannon of some sort--fascinating stuff to an eight-year-old kid. I loved the movie, I loved the action, I loved the main character, and I was totally shocked and shaken when at the end he was killed! This was the hero. Heroes didn't die. Not in the movies. Not anywhere. It wasn't for another day or two that the second revelation sunk in. The hero was a German. Understand, I saw this film only seven or eight years after the Second World War, and the Germans had been our enemies. When my friends and I played army men, the bad guys were always Germans or Japanese. (Never mind that I was Italian; the Italians, as far as I was concerned, had never even been in WWII, let alone fought against us.) Anyway, "All Quiet's" hero, Paul Baumer, was a German, yet I was totally sympathetic toward him. It wouldn't be for another few years that I would recognize the significance in my life of books and literature in quite the same way as I had by then learned the value of movies. And they were lessons I would never forget. I tend to wonder sometimes if I'd be teaching English and Film today if it weren't for that hand reaching out to the butterfly. Sweet, touching, funny, exciting, romantic, unforgettable, and ofttimes monumentally poignant images make good films what they are, different and precious for everyone who watches them.
Favorites:
Some favorite films: Casablanca, Citizen Kane, The Godfather I & II, The Third Man, 2001, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Dr. Strangelove, Snow White, Fantasia, Pinocchio, A Night at the Opera, Some Like It Hot, To Kill a Mockingbird, M. Hulot's Holiday, Psycho, Cabaret, Day for Night, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, The Music Man, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Haunting (1963), The Uninvited, True Lies, Contact, Moonstruck, Cool Hand Luke, Alien, Dark City, Devil in a Blue Dress, My Fair Lady, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Singin' in the Rain, Stardust, Pan's Labyrinth, and about a thousand more. Not-so-guilty pleasures: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Ghost Breakers, Them! John
Publications:
Movie Metropolis
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
4200
Total QuickRatings:
196
Location:
Martinez, CA

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5/10 51% Trouble with the Curve (2012) " ...pleasantly saccharine, filled with agreeable but empty calories. (Blu-ray Combo Pack)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Dec 6, 2012
5/10 51% Trouble with the Curve (2012) " For what it is, it no doubt succeeds. It's just that Eastwood usually strives for something more." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Dec 6, 2012
7/10 96% Catch Me If You Can (2002) " It's a movie entertainment, after all, and Spielberg doesn't intend it to project the authenticity of a 'Lincoln.' (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 28, 2012
7/10 96% Catch Me If You Can (2002) " I don't think anyone would argue that 'Catch Me If You Can' is one of Spielberg's best films. However, it is good enough and passes a pleasant couple of hours." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 28, 2012
7/10 87% The Dark Knight Rises (2012) " It makes an acceptable, if somewhat anticlimactic, conclusion to the three-part story arc. (Blu-ray Combo edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 20, 2012
7/10 87% The Dark Knight Rises (2012) " There's plenty of action, intrigue, special effects, and high-tech gadgets to maintain our attention at least in spurts." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 20, 2012
3/10 4% The Apparition (2012) " Instead of a genuine story line, 'The Apparition' asks us to sit and wait for something to happen. And wait. And wait. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 17, 2012
3/10 4% The Apparition (2012) " I like a good ghost story, but 'The Apparition' is nothing like a good ghost story. It's more like a Syfy Channel show where they try to scare people in a darkened room." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 17, 2012
6/10 —— Captain's Table () " It's all cute and harmless, innocent despite its many sexual innuendoes." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 1, 2012
6/10 —— Captain's Table () " The viewer will find a few hearty chuckles and a number of smaller giggles involved, the movie creating an amiable atmosphere and general good cheer." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Nov 1, 2012
6/10 65% The Campaign (2012) " Don't be disappointed if you're expecting a scathing send-up of the political scene, and you don't find it here. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 25, 2012
6/10 65% The Campaign (2012) " If it's sophistication you're looking for, forget it. This one's strictly for low laughs, at which it succeeds nicely." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 25, 2012
7/10 79% Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) " It's largely enjoyable, with some genial action, comedy, and adventure along the way. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 13, 2012
7/10 79% Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) " It has a little something for everyone, from kids to adults, probably too much slapstick and chasing around, but a mature element as well that makes it worth watching." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 13, 2012
6/10 100% The Most Dangerous Game (1932) " It has all the qualities that make an old-time thriller as much fun as we like them." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 10, 2012
6/10 100% The Most Dangerous Game (1932) " The movie is melodramatic, the acting stiff, and the music overwrought; yet I'm sure that's exactly why audiences liked the movie in the first place and why we find it so much fun today." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 10, 2012
3/10 20% Chernobyl Diaries (2012) " Possibly the most tedious horror movie since the last "Paranormal Activity." (Blu-ray Combo edition) " — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 6, 2012
3/10 20% Chernobyl Diaries (2012) " There's nothing interesting, creative, innovative, exciting, suspenseful, or scary about it. We just sit there and wait for it to be over." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 6, 2012
4/10 41% Rock of Ages (2012) " How could any movie fail that features a tattooed Tom Cruise belting out rock songs and Alec Baldwin in a fright wig? (Blu-ray editon)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 2, 2012
4/10 41% Rock of Ages (2012) " If you grew up with the music of the 1980's and want to relive it, you may enjoy the film. For me, I could easily have skipped both the music and the movie." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Oct 2, 2012
5/10 38% Dark Shadows (2012) " Neither Burton nor Depp could determine a unifying tone for the movie, which winds up an unsatisfying tongue-in-cheek comedy. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 23, 2012
5/10 38% Dark Shadows (2012) " It's just sort of a star vehicle for Johnny Depp, with everyone and everything else a secondary consideration at best." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 23, 2012
4/10 50% Pet Sematary (1989) " Besides my finding a movie about the killing of pets and children distasteful, there are the main characters to consider. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 20, 2012
4/10 50% Pet Sematary (1989) " ...one of the most witless horror movies I've sat through, essentially a zombie ghost story that's wholly predictable throughout." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 20, 2012
7/10 97% Dave (1993) " ...funny and heartwarming, a good movie all the way around. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 17, 2012
7/10 97% Dave (1993) " ...an affable, good-natured comedy, thanks to its stars and director, who never push it too far beyond gentle political and social satire and light romance." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 17, 2012
7/10 88% Titanic (2012) " Given how long writer/director James Cameron worked on the Blu-ray edition, you would expect it to look good. It's gorgeous. (Blu-ray edition) " — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 5, 2012
7/10 88% Titanic (2012) " While I admit the film does not impress me as much as it does most other people, there is no questioning its passion and excitement." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Sep 5, 2012
4/10 20% The Lucky One (2012) " ...a wholly improbable yet entirely predictable love story of the gushiest, most-maudlin kind. (Blu-ray Combo edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 24, 2012
4/10 20% The Lucky One (2012) " The movie follows the Sparks formula so precisely, you could write out every detail of the plot just from watching the trailer." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 24, 2012
7/10 92% School of Rock (2003) " ...a high-energy movie and a joyous one, too, with a soundtrack filled with great old tunes. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 21, 2012
7/10 92% School of Rock (2003) " It's great fun. It's like one of those inspirational sports movies where you want to stand up and cheer at the end." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 21, 2012
5/10 58% The Dictator (2012) " Most of the film is fairly gentle in its political, social, and personal jabs. I kept looking for more bite. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 18, 2012
5/10 58% The Dictator (2012) " This is Cohen in a lightweight mood, taking very few chances, instead relying on only mildly irreverant humor." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 18, 2012
5/10 40% The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964) " For its youthful audience, I'm not sure the high-definition Blu-ray picture will make much of a difference. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 15, 2012
5/10 40% The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964) " The story and characters in "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" seem like a good fit for a fifteen or twenty-minute short feature." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 15, 2012
6/10 —— The Arsenal Stadium Mystery (1940) " You like old movies? You like mysteries? You like comedy? You like British football? You get it all in this 1939 British comedy-mystery." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 10, 2012
6/10 —— The Arsenal Stadium Mystery (1940) " The movie has more than a few good qualities, most notably the presence of Leslie Banks as the wonderfully droll police inspector. He pretty much makes the show." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 10, 2012
5/10 —— Fanny by Gaslight (Man of Evil) (1945) " It's main problem is that it just plods along with no real forward impetus. I found it a long slog to finish." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 3, 2012
5/10 —— Fanny by Gaslight (Man of Evil) (1945) " If it's Victorian melodrama you're after, the movie does its best to fulfil your needs." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Aug 3, 2012
7/10 100% The Way Ahead (The Immortal Battalion) (1945) " One must rely on one's fellow man to get through; no one can go it alone; no one needs to go it alone." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 26, 2012
7/10 100% The Way Ahead (The Immortal Battalion) (1945) " Carol Reed directed this 1944 war film from a script by Eric Ambler and Peter Ustinov." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 26, 2012
7/10 —— Naked Truth (2005) " ...pretty amusing black comedy and passes an enjoyable ninety-odd minutes. " — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 22, 2012
7/10 —— Naked Truth (2005) " While the ending gets fairly manic, you'd expect that of what is essentially a screwball British comedy. ...funny stuff." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 22, 2012
7/10 79% Coma (1978) " ...a taut little medical-conspiracy film. I'd forgotten how good it was. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 19, 2012
7/10 79% Coma (1978) " ...a genuinely suspenseful mystery thriller, with a conspiracy angle unfolding in due course without a lot of fuss and bother." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 19, 2012
6/10 86% Altered States (1980) " It's another of those sci-fi movies where it's a lot more fun just to look and listen than it is to think. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 15, 2012
6/10 86% Altered States (1980) " Think of it as an extravagant and exhilarating, if over-the-top, piece of filmmaking that's silly, to be sure, but engrossing at the same time." — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 15, 2012
6/10 58% Outland (1981) " ...the film's visual impact may be as important as its main character. (Blu-ray edition)" — Movie Metropolis
Posted Jul 10, 2012
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