|
1/10
|
21%
|
Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"
A turd wrapped up in a nice bow is still a turd."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Dec 31, 2005
|
|
1/10
|
9%
|
The Dust Factory (2004) |
"
When your main character goes off into a fantasy world where anything can happen and absolutely nothing does, that's unfortunate."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 13, 2004
|
|
1/10
|
6%
|
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"
So unfunny that I got up and left before it was over...pure cinematic torture."
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Supercala.com
Posted Apr 6, 2004
|
|
1/10
|
23%
|
Torque (2004) |
"
If there's a movie with a lower IQ released this year it'll be a miracle."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jan 16, 2004
|
|
1/10
|
69%
|
May (2003) |
"
No redeeming qualities whatsoever and incredibly tough to sit through, this blows."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Feb 7, 2003
|
|
1/10
|
68%
|
Ronin (1998) |
"
Nothing was resolved in the end except for the fact that I hated it."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 21, 2002
|
|
1/10
|
16%
|
The Avengers (1998) |
"
It will suck life force from you."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 21, 2002
|
|
1/10
|
58%
|
Twister (1996) |
"
The effects were great, the story was dumb. I hate this movie."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 21, 2002
|
|
2/10
|
20%
|
Practical Magic (1998) |
"
An absolute waste of time."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Dec 31, 2005
|
|
2/10
|
43%
|
Bee Season (2005) |
"
By the time it's over you've stopped trying to figure out what it's all about and just thank God for the sweet release that is the end credits."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Nov 10, 2005
|
|
2/10
|
51%
|
Transporter 2 (2005) |
"
The 'evil plot' is one of the dumbest ever in an action film...just stupid."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Sep 2, 2005
|
|
2/10
|
13%
|
Agent Cody Banks 2 - Destination London (2004) |
"
Zzzzzzzzzzz, [drool] zzzzzzzz."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Mar 11, 2004
|
|
2/10
|
13%
|
Chasing Papi (2003) |
"
Watching Telemundo or Univision with the sound off is way more enjoyable than this."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Apr 15, 2003
|
|
2/10
|
37%
|
Equilibrium (2002) |
"
Outstandingly bad."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Dec 6, 2002
|
|
2/10
|
12%
|
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"
Sandler's Chanukah song has more laughs in its 3 minutes than 8 Crazy Nights has in the 75 or so torturous minutes that it runs."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Nov 26, 2002
|
|
2/10
|
48%
|
Femme Fatale (2002) |
"
More people walked out of our screening of Femme Fatale than did in last year's Freddy Got Fingered."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Nov 8, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
The Shadow (1994) |
"
Stinks."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 11, 2002
|
|
2.5/10
|
16%
|
Alexander (2004) |
"
Watching this film is like going to a bad history class where the teacher is a poor storyteller."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Nov 24, 2004
|
|
|
48%
|
City by the Sea (2002) |
"
When the first few villians are introduced as "Spider" and "Snake" you know you're in for a real winner, creativity at its peak."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Sep 6, 2002
|
|
|
3%
|
fear dot com (FeardotCom) (2002) |
"
Cinematic poo."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Aug 30, 2002
|
|
|
48%
|
Undisputed (2002) |
"
It doesn't suck completely, but it does suck."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Aug 23, 2002
|
|
|
48%
|
XXX (2002) |
"
...although this idea is "new" the results are tired."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Aug 8, 2002
|
|
|
53%
|
Blood Work (2002) |
"
If you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright, then Blood Work is for you."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Aug 8, 2002
|
|
|
38%
|
Full Frontal (2002) |
"
I like it. No, I hate it. No, I love it...hell, I dunno."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Aug 2, 2002
|
|
|
1%
|
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"
I really wanted to get up and walk out, but morbid curiousity held me in my seat to see if it ever got any better. It didn't. This blows beyond imagination."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Aug 1, 2002
|
|
|
60%
|
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002) |
"
Boring."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jul 19, 2002
|
|
|
52%
|
The Crocodile Hunter - Collision Course (2002) |
"
There has not been a worse movie released this year."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jul 12, 2002
|
|
|
10%
|
Juwanna Mann (2002) |
"
The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired. Pair that with really poor comedic writing...and you've got a huge mess."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
48%
|
Pushing Tin (1999) |
"
Can't really answer why this one got made. It's very uninteresting."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
19%
|
Blow Dry (2001) |
"
I really don't know who the heck this is supposed to appeal to..."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
44%
|
Rat Race (2001) |
"
Unfortunately this flick will sell tickets, and more crap like this will be made in the future."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
31%
|
Wet Hot American Summer (2001) |
"
This one won't have any studios reaching for their checkbooks to order another film. Very unfortunate."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
22%
|
Bones (2001) |
"
...this blows supremely and it's not Snoop's fault."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
65%
|
Heist (2001) |
"
This is so incredibly below average, very disappointing. Once again the writing is at fault and it's just baffling because of who's at the helm."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
34%
|
Mean Machine (2002) |
"
Some of the acting is average, the direction is below average at times, and the writing is way below average most of the time."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
|
69%
|
Everything Put Together (2001) |
"
It may be a decent reflection of the shallowness of our society, and the unwillingness of many to get involved when they're most needed, but it didn't evoke any emotional reaction from me...just the feeling that I'd been robbed of my time."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
3/10
|
32%
|
Poseidon (2006) |
"
If a ship flips over and it's full of people that nobody cares about, does it matter if anyone makes it out alive? Allow me to answer that rhetorical question...no."
—
Supercala.com
Posted May 12, 2006
|
|
3/10
|
11%
|
Highlander - Endgame (2000) |
"
This is the last one in this long dead franchise...unless they do something stupid."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Dec 31, 2005
|
|
3/10
|
32%
|
All the Pretty Horses (2000) |
"
I'm a fan of all involved, but this is a really tough watch."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Dec 31, 2005
|
|
3/10
|
57%
|
Dr. T & The Women (2000) |
"
Much like the inexplicable tornado at the end that causes this film to truly derail...this blows."
—
Supercala.com
Posted May 21, 2005
|
|
3/10
|
16%
|
xXx: State of the Union (2005) |
"
There is hardly a word that escapes from anyone's mouth that isn't plain moronic. There are loads of big boobs though, both figuratively and literally...good times."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Apr 29, 2005
|
|
3/10
|
39%
|
The Grudge (2004) |
"
Great ads/trailer, lame movie."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 26, 2004
|
|
3/10
|
10%
|
Taxi (2004) |
"
...there's no good reason to go see this movie, but you probably knew that already."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 8, 2004
|
|
3/10
|
13%
|
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) |
"
If you're the parent of a kid that wants to see this, drop them off and go do something else."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Feb 19, 2004
|
|
3/10
|
34%
|
In the Cut (2003) |
"
Simply put, this is not an entertaining film."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Oct 31, 2003
|
|
3/10
|
62%
|
Identity (2003) |
"
I have yet to see writer Michael Cooney's prior claims to fame, his Jack Frost flicks, but I'm assuming that they're better than this one."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Apr 25, 2003
|
|
3/10
|
30%
|
The Hunted (2003) |
"
What was I expecting with this film? Less sucking."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Mar 14, 2003
|
|
3/10
|
0%
|
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
"
Just plain silly."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Sep 20, 2002
|
|
3.5/10
|
22%
|
The Pink Panther (2006) |
"
Painful...truly awful."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Feb 10, 2006
|
|
3.5/10
|
10%
|
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"
I'm not laughing."
—
Supercala.com
Posted Jun 13, 2003
|
78%
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