Keith Simanton

Keith Simanton

Agrees with the Tomatometer 93% of the time.

Keith Simanton's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Film.com, Movieline, Seattle Times

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/4 5% The Avengers (1998) "To answer the question at hand, yes, The Avengers is pretty bad. Not slip-a-disk-running-from-the-theater kind of bad, but a shift-in-your-seat, "oh-for-goodness'-sake-get-on-with-it!" kind of bad. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jul 8, 2014
3.5/4 87% The Matrix (1999) "Extremely violent, extremely preposterous, extremely entertaining, The Matrix succeeds at two extremely difficult tasks: as a vast, exciting virtual-reality movie and as a defibrillator for Keanu Reeves' big screen career. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Oct 21, 2013
2.5/4 91% Face/Off (1997) "Face/Off is a full-blooded, movie-going experience. It's 100 percent movie. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Aug 2, 2013
2/4 3% Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997) "[A] truly horrid sequel. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted May 28, 2013
63% Bitter Moon (1992) "You laugh, but you watch, and sometimes you watch without laughing at all. It's a cruise on the wild side with no Dramamine required. " ‐ Movieline
Posted Nov 12, 2001
12% The Crow: City of Angels (1996) "It verges on the misanthropic and necrophiliac; more in love with the absence of characters, their demise, than with flesh and blood. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
77% The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) "Silly, sweet movie. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
44% Multiplicity (1996) "Keaton does a dandy job by his four Dougs, but the problem is a script that assumes a physical comedian can do it all, including twisting characters to make them fit the plot line. It doesn't work. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
70% The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) "Top-notch! " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
93% Dead Man Walking (1995) "Sarandon, who won the Oscar for Best Actress for this role, is superb, but Penn is extraordinary. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
80% The White Balloon (Badkonake sefid) (1995) "There are LONG stretches of... well, real time. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
96% Supercop (1992) "Jackie Chan makes his second leap at the American movie audience, following up Rumble in the Bronx with a far sharper mix of stunts, martial arts and Chan's own brand of breathtaking slapstick comedy. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
36% Blue Streak (1999) "Since the characters are pretty simple, and the plot wafer-thin, there's not a lot for Martin to do but fall back on wild histrionics and facial explosions. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
61% Return to Me (2000) "It's a genuine attempt at a genuine movie. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
79% Rumble in the Bronx (1995) "Chan, doing everything at once including all his own stunts, has an infectious energy that will help to remind you why you love movies. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
41% The Substitute (1995) "An angry, white, mercenary movie out to spill blood and beat its manly chest. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
28% Three to Tango (1999) "Three to Tango isn't a waste of time, it's just a middling affair, which would have been better as NBC's 'Romantic Comedy Movie of the Week'. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
61% Mission: Impossible (1996) "A fun and diverting summer movie, well worth the price of admission. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
94% Fargo (1996) "Uniquely fascinating. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
8% Bulletproof (1996) "The movie has a smirking homophobic bent and never makes you care or believe in the characters as much as in the first fifteen minutes. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
16% The Astronaut's Wife (1999) "All the leads need to be in a better production. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
25% Double Jeopardy (1999) "Double Jeopardy principally works as a suspense film for an early autumn evening. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
97% Anne Frank Remembered (1995) "If this is not the best film about the Holocaust, it does strongly chronicle the sad fate of one of its most famous victims. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 3% Battlefield Earth (2000) "The only people this film could recruit are members of the rock band Kiss, who, with their high-heeled boots and face paint, might figure they've got a spot if this alien thing ever really came down. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
28% House on Haunted Hill (1999) "Instead of thrill and chills, it's kills and spills. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
48% Harriet the Spy (1996) "There's dancing, and bubble blowing and bed bouncing that's entirely aimless and Harriet's neighborhood sleuthing becomes particularly pointless. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
88% Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys) (1995) "At one point Cole says that viewing the past is like watching a good movie, 'Every time you see it it's different, because you're different.' 12 Monkeys is a film that will do that, change as you change. " ‐ Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
80% Bowfinger (1999) "Pleasant, but not terribly original. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
73% My Dog Skip (2000) "My Dog Skip probes the concaves of memory to tell an honest tale and produce what is easily one of the best films for the entire family. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
21% Inspector Gadget (1999) "If 700 monkeys typed for 700 years, one of them would come up with Hamlet. Give them a week, and six would come up with Inspector Gadget. " ‐ Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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