Ken McIntyre

Ken McIntyre

Agrees with the Tomatometer 70% of the time.

Ken McIntyre's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Total Film

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2/5 13% Seventh Son (2015) "A film that plays like the most disposable Saturday-matinee fodder imaginable. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 24, 2015
2/5 28% The Wedding Ringer (2015) "The predictable script lulls you into laughing at some very tired gags, but at least Hart refrains from screaming through the whole thing. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Feb 16, 2015
2/5 34% The November Man (2014) "Serviceable, but entirely predictable. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Nov 3, 2014
4/5 67% Space Station 76 (2014) "While enthralled with its own retro-futuristic trappings at heart, this is a pitch-black dramedy with a mean-streak. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 16, 2014
2/5 21% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) "Fun in parts but mostly big, dumb and LOUD, the new TMNT is essentially Transformers in a half-shell. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 13, 2014
3/5 51% The Calling (2014) "More character-driven than gory, The Calling is a slow-burner, but it's laced with pitch-black humour and appealing character quirks. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 6, 2014
2/5 61% Draft Day (2014) "Director Ivan Reitman jazzes the talky proceedings up with split screens and transitions galore, but it's still just a minor-league Moneyball. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 30, 2014
2/5 36% The Giver (2014) "Yet another young adult novel gets squashed into a bland, Saturday afternoon time-waster. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 28, 2014
2/5 23% Think Like a Man Too (2014) "Not surprisingly, gags about gambling and strippers ensue. Also not surprisingly, the lightweight laughs dissolve into eye-rolling melodrama. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 15, 2014
2/5 17% Sex Tape (2014) "Segel and Diaz are fine, cute and up for it, but they are let down by a cynical script more interested in selling hardware than entertaining the audience. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 1, 2014
2/5 28% Deliver Us from Evil (2014) "Sean Harris' horrific demon-soldier and a climactic gorecaked exorcism scene that cranks up the crazy to 11 are the only bright spots in this rainy, preachy, miscast terror tale. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Aug 18, 2014
4/5 100% Branded to Kill (1967) "Branded To Kill thrums along to an irresistible hard-bop beat, with effortlessly stylish black andwhite cinematography and set-pieces straight from a pulp fiction fever dream. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 21, 2014
1/5 8% A Haunted House 2 (2014) "Unless you've seen every awful horror flick of the past five years, you won't even get the jokes. A comedic dead zone. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 11, 2014
2/5 28% 3 Days To Kill (2014) "Neither director McG nor writer Luc Besson are known for their austere realism, so expect rampant witlessness among all the bone-crunching, blood-spraying action. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jun 16, 2014
2/5 28% Pompeii (2014) "While it offers spectacular CGI devastation and a chiselled hero, Pompeii is so soulless and empty that you won't shed any tears when the 'cano blows its top. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Apr 27, 2014
1/5 3% The Legend of Hercules (2014) "This lousy attempt at a revival isn't even good for camp laughs. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 24, 2014
2/5 68% About Last Night (2014) "It's raunchier than its '86 counterpart, but still not much of a turn-on. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 17, 2014
4/5 98% The Invisible War (2012) "Directed with straightforward economy, The Invisible War sheds much-needed light on a very dark secret. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 10, 2014
2/5 33% Escape From Planet Earth (2013) "A painted-by-numbers 3D kid-flick enlivened mostly by Rob Corddry, who plays the fastidious, nerdy brother to Brendan Fraser's doomed Buzz Lightyear clone. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 5, 2014
1/5 18% Ride Along (2014) "Can you be physically assaulted by a comedy? Anything might seem possible after enduring Kevin Hart's jackhammer performance in this mismatched buddy-cop movie. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Feb 24, 2014
3/5 67% Fonzy (2014) "Doval's relentlessly upbeat take is warm and fluffy, but leaves the sugary sentiments for the tear-jerking final reel. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 20, 2014
4/5 94% After Tiller (2013) "Rarely is this issue presented so fairly and without the requisite hysteria. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 9, 2014
3/5 58% Bounty Killer (2013) "Borrowing heavily from Roger Corman and Mad Max, this self-aware action-com keeps tongue firmly in cheek as blood sprays all over the desert. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 9, 2014
3/5 48% Black Nativity (2013) "The well-worn platitudes and pained moralising are a bit much, but the music is tremendous. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Dec 4, 2013
1/5 2% Getaway (2013) "A witless and unforgivably tame car wreck. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Dec 2, 2013
2/5 6% Battle of the Year (2013) "What could've been a fun '80s throwback ends up more frustrating that it's worth. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Nov 11, 2013
3/5 67% Turbo (2013) "For a $135 million movie, Turbo is charmingly humble. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 14, 2013
2/5 14% Baggage Claim (2013) "David E Talbert's romcom is the filmic equivalent of a frying pan to the skull. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Oct 9, 2013
2/5 13% R.I.P.D. (2013) "Rampant CGI monsters, aggressive 3D and a fine cast - especially a likeably grizzly Jeff Bridges - still can't bring this ho-hum Men In Black redux to life. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Sep 9, 2013
3/5 56% Bachelorette (2012) "The cast tear through the film with bug-eyed glee, with Fisher and Caplan perfect as the two worst friends a girl could ever have. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Aug 12, 2013
3/5 35% Aftershock (2013) "It gleefully chops its cast down in increasingly alarming and brutal ways. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Aug 12, 2013
1/5 7% Grown Ups 2 (2013) "The simplest way to put it is that if you liked the first Grown Ups, you will also like this one: it's an equally shameless, just-as shoddy, no-less depressing sprawl of 'life lessons' and fat gags. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 30, 2013
3/5 31% Chasing Mavericks (2012) "By the time it's over, you'll either be heading for the beach or vowing never to go in the water again. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 3, 2013
3/5 50% Now You See Me (2013) "There are so many twists, turns and 'shocking reveals' that we're soon bogged down by a top-heavy narrative that then collapses with a final reversal that's only stunning in its sheer ridiculousness. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 2, 2013
3/5 34% The Internship (2013) "Eight years on from Wedding Crashers, [Vaughn and Wilson] successfully rekindle their irascible shtick. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jul 2, 2013
2/5 38% Admission (2013) "These truly are dark and terrible times if we are forced to accept the elitist problems of an Ivy League college admissions officer as shameless fodder for a romcom. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jun 11, 2013
2/5 15% The Moth Diaries (2012) "Vamps-fans won't find much to gnaw on here. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jun 3, 2013
3/5 16% The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) "Ashley Bell's nuanced performance and a surprisingly pyrotechnic finale liven up a gloomy sequel. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 29, 2013
3/5 32% Deadfall (2012) "Too many coincidences spoil the plot, but this is a down'n'dirty, black'n'bloody little thriller. If nothing else, you'll truly feel the chill. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 10, 2013
1/5 22% The Words (2012) "Its long, dry patches of colourless storytelling suggest it makes more sense as a book, one to read before you fall asleep to dream of better movies. " ‐ Total Film
Posted May 2, 2013
3/5 38% Dead Man Down (2013) "A jagged, unbalanced (in every sense) revenge flick that nonetheless offers up twists and brooding noir-ness. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Apr 22, 2013
4/5 74% Chimpanzee (2012) "Chimpanzee intermittently veers into Disney-esque cheese - seriously, a 'bad' monkey named Scar? - but is otherwise a delight. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Apr 22, 2013
48% Olympus Has Fallen (2013) "An orgy of bloody explosions that'd be tough to endure if it weren't so inadvertently self-parodic. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Apr 12, 2013
3/5 40% Dark Skies (2013) "In this doomy surburban horror the real terrors don't come from space. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 22, 2013
3/5 56% Snitch (2013) "A thoughtful, slow-boiling, politically charged thriller. It takes an hour for Dwayne to become The Rock, but it's worth the wait. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 22, 2013
3/5 16% Stolen (2012) "Loud, predictable fun from Simon 'Con Air' West. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 15, 2013
2/5 19% Identity Thief (2013) "A wasted opportunity: put the two leads in a movie that didn't lazily rely on its high concept to do the work, and you'd really have something to laugh about. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Mar 7, 2013
3/5 65% Mama (2013) "Fairytale horror that is low on scares and velocity but buoyed by the syrup-thick atmosphere and the creepy stares of the young actresses. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Feb 4, 2013
2/5 32% Won't Back Down (2012) "The leads are fine, but the movie's about as fun as summer school. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Jan 21, 2013
3/5 81% Pitch Perfect (2012) "Gleeks and Glee-haters alike should rally around this raucous musical comedy. " ‐ Total Film
Posted Nov 23, 2012
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