|
D
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68%
|
Rubber (2011) |
"
People talk about the line between laughing with or at a movie. You don't laugh with or at Rubber. It laughs at you."
—
IFC.com
Posted Mar 29, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
57%
|
Shanghai Calling (2013) |
"
Through it all, Henney is an appealing screen presence, but he's trapped in a movie that puts regurgitated sitcom shtick and regional economic boosterism ahead of character and humor."
—
Time Out New York
Posted Feb 12, 2013
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
Ex-Girlfriends (2012) |
"
Ex-Girlfriends is one case in which you truly wish life didn't cling so closely to art."
—
Time Out New York
Posted Nov 27, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
0%
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That's What She Said (2012) |
"
It's nice to see women, particularly ones as talented as the aforementioned trio, take center stage in a comedy; it's frustrating, however, when all they get to do is complain about guys who are totally absent from the film."
—
Time Out New York
Posted Oct 16, 2012
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2/10
|
4%
|
The Apparition (2012) |
"
80 minutes of generic jump scares involving generic people who are largely to blame for their generic problems."
—
ScreenCrush
Posted Aug 24, 2012
|
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1/5
|
5%
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Hick (2012) |
"
And so it came to Chloë Grace Moretz, as it must to all child actors: puberty."
—
Time Out Chicago
Posted Jun 1, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Gone (2012) |
"
Siblings aren't the only things missing from Gone: Suspense, scares and common sense are all likewise MIA."
—
Time Out New York
Posted Feb 26, 2012
|
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1/5
|
26%
|
Underworld Awakening (2012) |
"
Also missing... most of the so-called Lycans who, their appearance in a few respectable action sequences notwithstanding, are now nearly extinct. So is this franchise."
—
Time Out Chicago
Posted Feb 1, 2012
|
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1/5
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
It all adds up to a celebrity-obsessed city symphony played on one painfully flat note."
—
Time Out New York
Posted Dec 6, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Colombiana (2011) |
"
Colombiana has one true asset -- the seminude sight of its star, Zoe Saldana -- and milks it for everything it's worth."
—
Time Out Chicago
Posted Sep 14, 2011
|
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1/5
|
14%
|
Zookeeper (2011) |
"
Fans of the sight of James falling over will get a big kick out of Zookeeper, but this deranged comedy will leave everyone else scratching their heads."
—
Time Out Chicago
Posted Sep 14, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) |
"
This movie is dire, soul-crushing stuff."
—
Time Out New York
Posted Sep 14, 2011
|
|
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0%
|
They're Just My Friends (2006) |
"
For such a poorly made autobiopic to earn a theatrical release, Nwamu must have some friends in high places."
—
Village Voice
Posted Sep 19, 2006
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|
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——
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Satellite (2006) |
"
Nice low-budget cinematography and authentic New York City locations aside, there's little to engage viewers over the course of 100 wandering minutes."
—
Village Voice
Posted Aug 8, 2006
|
|
|
33%
|
Mad Cowgirl (2006) |
"
It's safe to say there will not be another movie this year like Mad Cowgirl. Whether that's a good or bad thing depends on your tolerance for copious bloodletting, hardcore pornography, and C-SPAN."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jul 18, 2006
|
|
|
35%
|
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) |
"
Tokyo Drift is a subculture in search of a compelling story line, and Black's leaden performance makes you pine for the days of Paul Walker."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jun 20, 2006
|
|
|
0%
|
Kiss Me Again (2006) |
"
More trashy dialogue like that (and a more favorable nudity-to-sex-scene ratio) could have transformed Kiss Me Again into a guilty pleasure."
—
Village Voice
Posted May 2, 2006
|
|
|
57%
|
Kinky Boots (2006) |
"
Why are movies 'inspired by a true story' always the most contrived?"
—
Village Voice
Posted Apr 11, 2006
|
|
|
78%
|
Doing Time for Patsy Cline (2006) |
"
Claims to run 95 minutes but feels more like 25 to life."
—
Village Voice
Posted Feb 28, 2006
|
|
|
9%
|
When a Stranger Calls (2006) |
"
This version is a thin, protracted study in shifting Hollywood strategies."
—
Village Voice
Posted Feb 13, 2006
|
|
|
64%
|
Film Geek (2005) |
"
Westby never provides a reason you should pay to spend 70 minutes with Scotty, but he offers at least a dozen compelling ones not to."
—
Village Voice
Posted Feb 7, 2006
|
|
|
55%
|
Glory Road (2006) |
"
The team's accomplishments are here diluted into fodder for another of the producer's feel-good man-weepies."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jan 17, 2006
|
|
|
47%
|
Hoodwinked (2005) |
"
Finally, a Rashomon for the whole family. This cartoon version of 'Little Red Riding Hood' tells and retells its story from a variety of perspectives, all of them boring."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jan 10, 2006
|
|
|
6%
|
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) |
"
[A] shrill family comedy."
—
Village Voice
Posted Nov 29, 2005
|
|
|
26%
|
The Legend of Zorro (2005) |
"
It's Zorro, the domesticated blade!"
—
Village Voice
Posted Nov 1, 2005
|
|
|
81%
|
The Last Mogul (Life and Times of Lew Wasserman) (2005) |
"
Avrich's Wasserman is less a man than a list of accomplishments, a Kane without a hint of a Rosebud and nary a whiff of significant criticism."
—
Village Voice
Posted Nov 1, 2005
|
|
|
——
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Rooms for Tourists (Habitaciones para turistas) (2000) |
"
The scenario is absurd enough to play as satire, but no."
—
Village Voice
Posted Oct 18, 2005
|
|
|
21%
|
Into the Blue (2005) |
"
Any potential guilty pleasure is washed away in a sea of icky sermonizing."
—
Village Voice
Posted Oct 4, 2005
|
|
|
38%
|
A Tale of Two Pizzas (2003) |
"
Innocuous but forgettable."
—
Village Voice
Posted Oct 4, 2005
|
|
|
45%
|
The Thing About My Folks (2005) |
"
Falk isn't given anything funny to say or do, but his performance is littered with beautiful touches, tiny oases of brilliance in an entertainment desert."
—
Village Voice
Posted Sep 13, 2005
|
|
|
51%
|
Transporter 2 (2005) |
"
Besson doesn't fiddle with the first movie's formula -- impossible car chases punctuated by impossible martial arts sequences."
—
Village Voice
Posted Sep 6, 2005
|
|
|
62%
|
Kamikaze Girls (2004) |
"
If you value plausibility in movies, skip Kamikaze Girls."
—
Village Voice
Posted Sep 6, 2005
|
|
|
6%
|
Supercross (2005) |
"
Director Steve Boyum, a former motocross driver, hacks his racing footage to incomprehensible pieces and, from the looks of the meager, jumpy narrative, did the same to the script."
—
Village Voice
Posted Aug 23, 2005
|
|
|
17%
|
Now & Forever (2001) |
"
At least the title's accurate: This is a viewing experience that feels like it will never end."
—
Village Voice
Posted Aug 23, 2005
|
|
|
59%
|
Oyster Farmer (2005) |
"
Writer-director Anna Reeves seems to expect an audience already proficient in marine biology and never clarifies any of the indecipherable mollusk jargon. Aw, shucks."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jul 26, 2005
|
|
|
26%
|
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"
Before the inevitable and surprisingly anticlimactic battle with Doom, we are treated to two extreme-sports demonstrations, several training montages, [and] an ill-advised love triangle."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jul 12, 2005
|
|
|
0%
|
Sex, Politics & Cocktails (2002) |
"
Comparing Sex to a student film is an insult to the American education system; even film students can make title cards without typos."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jun 28, 2005
|
|
|
5%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
Like a Nike commercial without a shot of the sneakers."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jun 21, 2005
|
|
|
13%
|
Slutty Summer (2004) |
"
First-timer Casper Andreas approaches his subject with the subtlety of a wrecking ball."
—
Village Voice
Posted Jun 7, 2005
|
|
|
42%
|
Kicking & Screaming (2005) |
"
Even the intermittent laughs undermine Kicking and its winning-isn't-everything message. According to the plot, competition makes Phil insufferable. According to Ferrell's performance, it makes him hilarious."
—
Village Voice
Posted May 10, 2005
|
|
|
0%
|
A Man's Gotta Do () |
"
The only thing more inexplicable than the loathsome score is the story's determination to impregnate all its major female characters."
—
Village Voice
Posted May 3, 2005
|
|
|
84%
|
The Tunnel (Der Tunnel) (2001) |
"
It's distressing to learn how much German television looks like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie."
—
Village Voice
Posted Apr 26, 2005
|
|
|
60%
|
Winning Girls Through Psychic Mind Control () |
"
Director Barry Alexander Brown never reconciles the outlandish premise with the screenplay's schmaltzy dialogue."
—
Village Voice
Posted Apr 26, 2005
|
|
D+
|
62%
|
Griff the Invisible (2011) |
"
I'm all for ambiguity in films, but it doesn't feel like writer/director Leon Ford left Griff and his underlying issues vague on purpose."
—
IFC.com
Posted Sep 5, 2011
|
|
3/10
|
31%
|
The Hangover Part III (2013) |
"
The Hangover giveth and The Hangover taketh away."
—
ScreenCrush
Posted May 22, 2013
|
|
3/10
|
15%
|
A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) |
"
A poor excuse to Die Hard."
—
ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 13, 2013
|
|
3/10
|
14%
|
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) |
"
So close to being a parody of stupid action movies I'm inclined to believe that at some point in its development that's exactly what it was"
—
ScreenCrush
Posted Jan 25, 2013
|
|
3/10
|
32%
|
Deadfall (2012) |
"
Absurd plotting and tired film noir clichés."
—
ScreenCrush
Posted Dec 6, 2012
|
|
3/10
|
37%
|
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) |
"
Feels less like Ice Age 4 than Ice Age 1.4."
—
ScreenCrush
Posted Jul 13, 2012
|
|
3/10
|
55%
|
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) |
"
Purports to tell a story we see in movies all the time from a perspective we never see, but really it just swaps one genre's contrivances for another's."
—
ScreenCrush
Posted Jun 20, 2012
|
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