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Michael Ferraro

""Where ever you go, there you are." "

Agrees with the Tomatometer 78% of the time.

Biography:: I like to make fun of people (especially Spider-Man fans). I also like to juggle. I like to draw pictures too. You can find those on my blog.
Publications:: Bronsonfive , Film Threat
Critics' Group:: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews:: 175
Total QuickRatings:: 24

Location:: Orlando, FL

Dvd Reviews Only

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Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date
2/5	14%	The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007)	" Just pop this movie on right before nap time and you got yourself a successful sleep aide." — Bronsonfive Posted Mar 19, 2008
0.5/5	——	Pistol Whipped (2008)	" This whole picture actually feels like a deleted scene from some other Seagal film." — Bronsonfive Posted Mar 3, 2008
3/5	67%	The Darjeeling Limited (2007)	" The screenplay was co-written by Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola, and it's clear they know what has worked in his previous efforts. They just couldn't escape the formula enough to try anything new." — Bronsonfive Posted Feb 26, 2008
3.5/5	51%	30 Days of Night (2007)	" The end result is a dark, violent and thoroughly entertaining fright-fest in perfect spirit of its source material." — Bronsonfive Posted Feb 26, 2008
3.5/5	80%	American Gangster (2007)	" Steven Zallian (Gangs of New York) tackles the screenplay, which is based on an article by Mark Jacobson, and creates a captivating story with an otherwise basic premise." — Bronsonfive Posted Feb 18, 2008
2/5	35%	Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)	" You find yourself more enticed by the costumes, odd facial hair configurations, and crazy wigs more than anything else." — Bronsonfive Posted Feb 12, 2008
0.5/5	20%	The Invasion (2007)	" Falls flat, bores, and practically kills any excitement the original story had to offer." — Bronsonfive Posted Feb 8, 2008
4/5	76%	The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)	" The colors are lush, the scenery is breathtaking, and the compositions are flawlessly executed. You won't want to take your eyes from the screen even just to blink." — Bronsonfive Posted Feb 5, 2008
0.5/5	9%	The Comebacks (2007)	" This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own." — Bronsonfive Posted Jan 30, 2008
3/5	67%	Right at Your Door (2007)	" Right at Your Door provides a very tense experience for its short, 96-minute runtime; however, it still ends up letting you down. It's not nearly as paranoid as it tries to be." — Bronsonfive Posted Jan 29, 2008
1.5/5	36%	Sydney White (2007)	" Younger teenage girls will probably love this but anyone older or younger than that demographic is going to be pretty bored." — Bronsonfive Posted Jan 21, 2008
0.5/5	5%	Good Luck Chuck (2007)	" Good Luck Chuck is the cinematic equivalent to a sexually-transmitted disease. It starts out unnoticeable, then starts to itch a little bit, before finally burning and blistering." — Bronsonfive Posted Jan 15, 2008
4/5	66%	Shoot 'Em Up (2007)	" It starts off with guns blazing and rarely pauses to reload. Shoot Em Up is definitely the Crank of 2007." — Bronsonfive Posted Dec 29, 2007
3.5/5	51%	The Kingdom (2007)	" If you can help yourself from taking it too seriously, it's a predictably entertaining thrill ride that more than fills any appetite for explosions." — Bronsonfive Posted Dec 27, 2007
1/5	——	American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)	" American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman." — Bronsonfive Posted Dec 21, 2007
5/5	94%	The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)	" [Bourne Ultimatum] is the most satisfying action picture of the year." — Bronsonfive Posted Dec 10, 2007
4.5/5	51%	The Fountain (2006)	" It's a sort of flawed masterpiece that, as previous reviews have certainly shown, viewers will either love every minute of or hate every second." — Film Threat Posted May 17, 2007
3/5	——	Cello (Chello hongmijoo ilga salinsagan) (2006)	" This film is frightening enough for die-hard fans of the genre but those seeking a quicker pace or more gore should seek elsewhere." — Film Threat Posted Aug 11, 2006
3.5/5	——	Exhumed (2005)	" Writer/director Brian Clement takes a pretty puncturing stab at making a successful horror anthology film, especially with a low budget." — Film Threat Posted Jul 7, 2005
2/5	——	Cake Boy: A Film by Joe Escalante (2005)	" ...just go rent Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. That movie isn't very good either but it does cause laughter here and there." — Film Threat Posted Jun 28, 2005
3/5	——	Suckling (2005)	" It's like Reefer Madness for the sexually active teenage set." — Film Threat Posted Jun 24, 2005
5/5	86%	Kagemusha (Shadow Warrior) (The Double) (1980)	" He (Kurosawa) directs every shot perfectly, including an elaborate amount of color and movement with every shot, never over-focusing on battles or pointless side plots." — Film Threat Posted Apr 28, 2005
.5/5	——	Wild Roomies (2004)	" This movie is an explosion of pretty much every teen and college sex comedy ever made." — Film Threat Posted Sep 17, 2004
3.5/5	14%	Showgirls (1995)	" Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls is a magnum opus of the absurd." — Film Threat Posted Sep 17, 2004

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