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0/5
|
4%
|
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) |
"
Fans looking to ridicule and laugh at the newest Boll adventure will be disappointed after the first 20 minutes. It was funny when it started, then it got boring. Too boring to even laugh at anymore."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 13, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
14%
|
Hitman (2007) |
"
It's as embarrassing as anything Steven Seagal has put out in the past decade."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Nov 26, 2007
|
|
0/5
|
1%
|
Daddy Day Camp (2007) |
"
Daddy Day Camp is a perfect family film for the blind and deaf."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 12, 2007
|
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0/5
|
6%
|
Who's Your Caddy? (2007) |
"
...let us call the completely dreadful Caddyshack II the Glitter of golf cinema, leaving Who's Your Caddy to be its From Justin to Kelly."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 29, 2007
|
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0/5
|
5%
|
Delta Farce (2007) |
"
A motion picture so awfully annoying, I couldn't even find a reason to recommend it to my dead dog Corky."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 14, 2007
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0/5
|
7%
|
Gone Fishin' (1997) |
"
A terrible ride with two idiotic characters."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 23, 2006
|
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0/5
|
22%
|
Grease 2 (1982) |
—
Film Threat
Posted May 20, 2006
|
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0/5
|
23%
|
Cry Wolf (2005) |
"
The current state of the American horror genre is, sadly, in a current state of horror."
—
Film Threat
Posted Sep 16, 2005
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|
0.5/5
|
21%
|
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"
Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 5, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
——
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Pistol Whipped (2008) |
"
This whole picture actually feels like a deleted scene from some other Seagal film."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 3, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
Falls flat, bores, and practically kills any excitement the original story had to offer."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 8, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
0%
|
Strange Wilderness (2008) |
"
It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 3, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
9%
|
The Comebacks (2007) |
"
This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 30, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
2%
|
Meet the Spartans (2008) |
"
It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 27, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
5%
|
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"
Good Luck Chuck is the cinematic equivalent to a sexually-transmitted disease. It starts out unnoticeable, then starts to itch a little bit, before finally burning and blistering."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 15, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
11%
|
Perfect Stranger (2007) |
"
Screenwriters Todd Komarnicki and Jon Bokenkamp provide a script with enough foreseeable twists and turns that, if it were an actual road, a blind person wouldn't have any difficulty handling it."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 13, 2007
|
|
0.5/5
|
11%
|
The Benchwarmers (2006) |
"
An idiotic piece of filmmaking."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 7, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
10%
|
Venom (2005) |
"
The death scenes are so unimaginative and the gore is so minimal that you might miss it if you blink."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 6, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
4%
|
The Fog (2005) |
"
It attempts to apply too much logic to the events going on that it distracts the viewer from pleasure and replaces it with boredom."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 19, 2005
|
|
.5/5
|
——
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Wild Roomies (2004) |
"
This movie is an explosion of pretty much every teen and college sex comedy ever made."
—
Film Threat
Posted Sep 17, 2004
|
|
0.5/5
|
21%
|
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) |
"
According to the production notes on the official website, over 40 ideas were hurled around the offices of Fox. Out of 40 other ideas, this is the one they chose?"
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 17, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
This is one film that shouldn't have been birthed. No, in fact, it should have been aborted."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
25%
|
Bedtime Stories (2008) |
"
I've seen better special effects in Troma releases..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 7, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
51%
|
Doomsday (2008) |
"
Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 17, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) (2007) |
"
This isn't so much an Alien or Predator styled flick we were all hoping for. Instead, half of the plot plays out like a John Hughes nightmare circa 1988."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 27, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) |
"
American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 21, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Fred Claus (2007) |
"
While it tries to bring a new premise into the mix (Santa Claus has a cranky older brother), the result is just as humorless and stale as the Tim Allen's The Santa Clause trilogy."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Nov 26, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
Saw IV (2007) |
"
For devotees of the series, the gore is still there and the traps are just as weird as they were in the other entries but for the rest of us, your mind will forget it the second the end credits roll."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 28, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Evan Almighty (2007) |
"
We as an audience are to believe that "God" (the Christian version of course) would seek the aid of a white politician to build an ark to save less than a hundred white people in suburbia, yet he chose to do nothing about the Holocaust?"
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 22, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
63%
|
Clerks II (2006) |
"
Just like the new Star Wars trilogy before it, my youth has been raped once more by another large man sporting a beard. Thankfully this one doesn't wear flannel. "
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 23, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
A Thin Line Between Love and Hate (1996) |
—
Film Threat
Posted May 23, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Just My Luck (2006) |
"
Just My Luck is the kind of film that's too romantic for younger viewers and too redundant for young teens."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 13, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
41%
|
American Dreamz (2006) |
"
Instead of making dreamz come true, it will only give you nightmarez."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 20, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
A profusion of typical comic book storyline clichés we have all seen a thousand times before in other films."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 10, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
33%
|
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) |
"
...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 18, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
42%
|
The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) |
"
The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 29, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
16%
|
Untraceable (2008) |
"
It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 23, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
36%
|
Sydney White (2007) |
"
Younger teenage girls will probably love this but anyone older or younger than that demographic is going to be pretty bored."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 21, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
52%
|
Margot at the Wedding (2007) |
"
The aesthetics of the film are as chaotic as the characters themselves, as if the editor tried to mimic the style of the French New Wave movement without paying attention to the theoretical reasoning behind it."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Nov 28, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
33%
|
Tooth and Nail (2007) |
"
Tooth and Nail is part of the After Dark Horror series and like many of the other films under this label, it's just as forgettable."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Nov 26, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
39%
|
Hot Rod (2007) |
"
It's sad when the most interesting part of a film is a dream sequence involving a large taco fighting an equally massive grilled cheese sandwich."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 4, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
The Protector (Tom yum goong) (Warrior King) (2005) |
"
Scene after scene is fashioned together in the most confusing (read that as meaning 'dull') fashion, like a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle missing half the pieces."
—
Film Threat
Posted Sep 8, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
25%
|
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"
It's hard to comprehend how a film with so much questioning and answering between characters has less character development than Poseidon."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 19, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
92%
|
Solntse (The Sun) (2005) |
"
It's an outrageously long-winded drama that's awfully directed with the skill of a high school play."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 24, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
32%
|
Tristan & Isolde (2006) |
"
The end result plays out like a George Lucas film without spaceships and lightsabers."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 13, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"
While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there."
—
Film Threat
Posted Nov 28, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
Drillbit Taylor (2008) |
"
It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 21, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) |
"
Just pop this movie on right before nap time and you got yourself a successful sleep aide."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 19, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
76%
|
Cidade dos Homens (City of Men) (2007) |
"
Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 20, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
62%
|
Diary of the Dead (2007) |
"
We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic?"
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 15, 2008
|
74%
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