Michael Nordine

Michael Nordine

Agrees with the Tomatometer 66% of the time.

Publications:
Film Threat , House Next Door , L.A. Weekly , Not Coming to a Theater Near You , Reverse Shot , Slant Magazine , Village Voice , Willamette Week
Total Reviews:
180

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
0% Generation Um... (2013) " Reeves is front and center in a thinly sketched narrative anchored by little other than his presence ..." — Village Voice
Posted Apr 30, 2013
100% G-Dog (2013) " G-Dog belongs to a long line of feel-good documentaries that win audience awards at film festivals and make you feel like a jerk for not liking them." — Village Voice
Posted Apr 28, 2013
87% Upstream Color (2013) " One eventually grows so weary of discerning the signal from the noise that it all blurs together." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 26, 2013
78% Red Flag (2013) " Karpovsky's DIY know-how helps maximize a pint-size budget." — Village Voice
Posted Feb 19, 2013
C+ 15% A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) " It's a decent action flick, but change a few characters' names and it's barely recognizable as a Die Hard movie." — Willamette Week
Posted Feb 19, 2013
B- 16% A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III (2013) " At once feeds into and deconstructs the Sheen persona; it also serves as a welcome reminder that, when he's not busy "winning" or having a public meltdown, the man is a charismatic onscreen presence." — Willamette Week
Posted Feb 19, 2013
56% Would You Rather (2013) " Would You Rather verges on genuine intrigue at times, but it's ultimately just a slasher without the gore ..." — Village Voice
Posted Feb 5, 2013
C+ 40% Parker (2013) " Twenty years later, it turns out that Statham may be the last real action hero." — Willamette Week
Posted Feb 1, 2013
C+ 47% Bullet to the Head (2013) " Carried out with a sort of kinetic grace that betrays its makers' experience within the genre." — Willamette Week
Posted Feb 1, 2013
B 46% The Comedy (2012) " Champions what it appears to mock and indicts what it appears to glorify." — Willamette Week
Posted Jan 24, 2013
3.5/5 100% Blue Caprice () " Lyrical to the point of being ghostly." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 24, 2013
3.5/5 100% Ain't Them Bodies Saints (2013) " This is a consistently moving tone poem of a film, even if its immediacy doesn't necessarily translate into long-lasting resonance." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
1.5/5 33% The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman () " So devoted to conveying the irrational whimsy of new love that it's overly irrational itself." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
4/5 —— Soldate Jeannette (Soldier Jane) () " As funny as Dogtooth and as silently observational as Bestiaire." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
2/5 86% Breathe In () " It's difficult to pinpoint the exact moment at which Breathe In falls apart, mostly because hindsight reveals it was probably doomed all along." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
3.5/5 98% Mud (2013) " Confirms Nichols' status as a rising talent in the world of independent film who's yet to make a truly major work." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
2.5/5 —— May In The Summer () " The drama never fully takes off, and the laughs are too few and far between to offset the film's fundamental deficiencies." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
3/5 85% Sightseers (2013) " Wheatley remains a master of infusing the mundane with overtones of dread." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
3/5 67% Manhunt () " It's telling that some of this documentary's most compelling segments are made up of pre-existing footage." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
2.5/5 —— Twenty Feet From Stardom (2013) " Giving these not-quite-stars their moment in the sun is a commendable aim, but it comes at the expense of any real insight." — Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2013
—— Tôkyô tawâ: Okan to boku to, tokidoki, oton (Tokyo Tower - Mom and Me, and Sometimes Dad) (2007) Village Voice
Posted Jan 22, 2013
64% Guilty Of Romance (2013) " As bizarrely moralist as it is transgressive." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 16, 2013
92% Himizu (2013) " Occasionally heavy-handed in the delivery of its ideas, but also a refreshingly sensitive character study." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 16, 2013
C+ 30% Broken City (2013) " Somewhat passable in spite of its familiarity." — Willamette Week
Posted Jan 16, 2013
.5/4 6% A Haunted House (2013) " If you're wondering why A Haunted House exists alongside the upcoming Scary Movie 5 rather than instead of it, you may already have given the subject more thought than Marlon Wayans had hoped." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 11, 2013
—— The Tower (2012) " Even at its best, The Tower is beholden to unearned emotional payoffs." — Village Voice
Posted Jan 10, 2013
C 19% Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) " An artless exercise, but also sporadically successful in its attempts to expand on the Leatherface mythos in a new-ish way." — Willamette Week
Posted Jan 9, 2013
B+ 88% Starlet (2012) " Either avoids or transcends nearly every cliché we've come to associate with American independent film." — Willamette Week
Posted Jan 9, 2013
B- 90% Keep the Lights On (2012) " Small in frame but large in heart." — Willamette Week
Posted Jan 9, 2013
B+ 94% Farewell, My Queen (2012) " By the time Seydoux realizes what's in store for her and her queen, we're almost as surprised as she is. " — Willamette Week
Posted Jan 9, 2013
82% Rust and Bone (2012) " A disappointing use of Cotillard's estimable talent buoyed by striking visuals and inspired use of a Katy Perry song." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 2, 2013
89% A Royal Affair (2012) " Perhaps there's only so much to be done with a costume drama about illicit affairs and would-be coups." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 2, 2013
75% The Intouchables (2012) " Gives its subject too light a treatment for the life-affirming message to feel earned. " — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 2, 2013
93% Amour (2012) " On paper it's a welcome change of pace for Haneke, but his tendency to treat the couple as patients rather than characters -- at a cold remove rather than with a warm embrace -- feels at odds with the material." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 2, 2013
100% My Brooklyn (2013) " The personal and political don't always align as well as they're meant to, but enough of the labor-of-love aspects shine through in a positive way to grant the film a genuine emotional core." — Village Voice
Posted Jan 2, 2013
1/4 8% A Dark Truth (2013) " A Dark Truth is one of those unfortunate projects whose component parts are immediately at odds with one another." — Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 30, 2012
79% Miami Connection (2012) " In wearing its flaws on its sleeve(less shirt), Miami Connection makes them more endearing than problematic." — Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 10, 2012
2/4 40% Yelling to the Sky (2012) " The film avoids most of its genre's pratfalls, though it also shows little interest in transcending them." — Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 8, 2012
50% What A Man (2012) " Mostly harmless but also irksome in its bland simplicity ..." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 27, 2012
76% Kon Tiki (2013) " Could have used a bit more blood in the water, but its crystal-clear waves are a sight to behold nevertheless." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Nov 26, 2012
43% 28 Hotel Rooms (2012) " In eliminating all the filler, it ends up feeling like nothing but." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 14, 2012
79% A Late Quartet (2012) " Zilberman is at his best when leaving narrative threads hanging rather than trying to tie them together." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 1, 2012
11% Just 45 Minutes From Broadway (2012) " Altogether, it comes to resemble theater filmed by Paul Greengrass." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 23, 2012
53% Simon and the Oaks (2012) " Simon and the Oaks has all the superficial elements of compelling drama but none of the interiority; it looks like a good movie without ever actually feeling like one." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 9, 2012
84% Smashed (2012) " Smashed at its worst is still better than many other films of its kind at their best." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 9, 2012
100% In My Mother's Arms (2012) " Husham's efforts might be a drop in the bucket, but that only makes them more worthy of documenting, perhaps even celebrating." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 2, 2012
44% Decoding Deepak (2012) " As much an exercise in self-help as it is a demystification of its title character." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 2, 2012
—— The Prosecution of an American President (2012) " So unabashedly one-sided that the doc is problematic even when the facts and figures check out." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 2, 2012
86% Harvest of Empire (2012) " Harvest of Empire is never quite wrong, but it's effectiveness is inversely proportional to how hard it's trying." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 25, 2012
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