Mike Sage

Mike Sage

"Exercise gives you endorphines, endorphines make you happy; happy people just don't shoot their husbands! (Legally Blonde)"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 63% of the time.

Biography:
Freelance writer and film critic in Toronto, writing for Peterborough This Week, PopMatters.com and BlogTO.com, also a budding filmmaker, with first short: "Decoding Aleil" having debuted on Canada's Space: the Imagination Station
Favorites:
Death Becomes Her, Contact, Braveheart, Gladiator, The Ring, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Mulan, The Descent, The Departed, Children of Men, 300
Publications:
Peterborough This Week
Total Reviews:
205
Location:
Downtown Toronto.

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 51 - 100 of 205
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2/5 84% Bridge to Terabithia (2007) " It's an appropriate thing this film is about the strength of imagination because you'll be needing yours if you plan on surviving until the final credits" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 14, 2007
3.5/5 63% Music and Lyrics (2007) " Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore have a charming chemistry, though this shouldn't be too surprising, considering they both can pull off the bumbling goofball lover with ease" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 6, 2007
2.5/5 21% Catch and Release (2007) " This is one of those chick flicks with nice characters and little plot, so boyfriends had best beware." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 25, 2007
3/5 44% Night at the Museum (2006) " about as distracting and inoffensive as Jumanji before it, and heck, it might even teach kids that history can be fun!" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 9, 2007
3/5 78% Dreamgirls (2006) " while the soul, rhythm and blues is belted out to perfection by Beyonce and scene stealer Jennifer Hudson, many of the singing scenes tragically feel more like improvised song-speak than choreographed numbers" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 9, 2007
0/5 4% Happily N'ever After (2006) " Call me rash, but I wager the worst flick of 2007 is Sarah Michelle Gellar's latest clunker, Happily N'ever After." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 9, 2007
3/5 69% Freedom Writers (2007) " Retreading familiar territory isn't so bad when you have Hilary Swank as your guide." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 9, 2007
3/5 62% Blood Diamond (2006) " Like a highly prized jewel, the Blood Diamond is uniquely beautiful but flawed. Unfortunately, in the movie business, we prefer our gems flawless." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 19, 2006
4/5 78% Charlotte's Web (2006) " Charlotte's Web is so good it almost makes a carnivore want to boycott pork." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 19, 2006
2/5 16% Eragon (2006) " It's no wonder you can expect a spoof called "Epic Movie," in theatres next spring, from the makers of Scary Movie." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 19, 2006
2/5 72% Stranger Than Fiction (2006) " Stranger than Fiction is more high-concept than high-brow; a comedy heavy on gimmick that falls a little short of cunning." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 6, 2006
3.5/5 95% Casino Royale (2006) " The film is an unsentimental departure for the series with an exciting performance in brawny Daniel Craig's debut" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 6, 2006
3.5/5 47% The Holiday (2006) " The two-hour-plus behemoth actually charms, and you get two gleeful romances for the price of one. If you need more incentive, Jude Law has never been sexier." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 6, 2006
4/5 65% Apocalypto (2006) " Whether or not you still hate Mel Gibson for his drunken Anti-Semitic tirade, Apocalypto is a rousing experience and a spectacular ride." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 6, 2006
0.5/5 11% All The King's Men (2006) " I didn't hate every second of All the King's Men. The film is book-ended by two cool bird's eye shots of the Louisiana State crest...Combined, these symbolic images last about 2-3 minutes. I did, however, hate every other second." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 26, 2006
3/5 25% A Good Year (2006) " Where A Good Year is headed is obvious before the opening frame, but working from a warm script, Ridley Scott directs mostly genuine performances to keep us interested" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 11, 2006
4.5/5 85% The Descent (2006) " Parents would be best to protect their children from the consequent psychological trauma of letting them see this." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
1.5/5 24% Lady in the Water (2006) " Lady in the Water sounds wacky but it's mostly just boring." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
1/5 26% John Tucker Must Die (2006) " Betty Thomas's sloppy storytelling and comic incompetence can be forgiven but to portray young women as flighty airheads obsessed with boys over all else is downright offensive." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
3/5 68% Snakes on a Plane (2006) " only gluttons for the tacky sub-genre of B-movie creature features will likely appreciate (or even see) this barge of filmic cheese, but for them, this is almost an all-you-can-eat buffet." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
1.5/5 19% Step Up (2006) " Stealing freely from Save the Last Dance but unintentionally nixing the wicked dance moves, this teen turd doesn't even have the logical sense to remove its hunky lead's shirt." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
3/5 68% World Trade Center (2006) " I'd have preferred a more Crash -esque collection of vignettes that explored a wider range of the 9/11 repercussions." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
2.5/5 74% The Illusionist (2006) " the whole romance against-all-odds angle is a little been there, done that eight months ago with Tristan & Isolde" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
0.5/5 15% The Wicker Man (2006) " Watching Cage karate chop Leelee "Made-for-TV" Sobiesky into submission is almost worth the price of admission. Well, assuming admission was free. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
3.5/5 71% Invincible (2006) " The formula is predictable but the film deserves props for making a momentary fan out of someone who wouldn't be caught dead watching Monday Night Football" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
3/5 74% Monster House (2006) " the PG-rated antics suck any tension away when you become fully aware that killer houses in kids' movies can't actually kill anything." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 17, 2006
3.5/5 76% The Devil Wears Prada (2006) " you don't have to be female or gay to appreciate vicious wit" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 29, 2006
5/5 76% Superman Returns (2006) " Superman Returns is a thundering epic of Spielbergian proportions: colossal action, grandiose effects and a breathtaking story." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 26, 2006
2.5/5 40% Nacho Libre (2006) " If it wasn't for the inherent hilarity in mask-toting midgets that growl or obese wrestling fans who tunnel through walls, Nacho Libre would be an insultingly puerile dump" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 19, 2006
3.5/5 57% X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) " what we do get is a blast, and the writers have the balls to let good characters die" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 19, 2006
2.5/5 36% The Lake House (2006) " as melancholy slow as Brokeback, only minus the hunks, the chemistry and the gayness" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 19, 2006
2.5/5 74% Cars (2006) " Cars is about as much fun as a traffic jam in desert heat, or heck, watching NASCAR" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 19, 2006
2.5/5 25% The Da Vinci Code (2006) " Dull Vinci Bore" — Peterborough This Week
Posted May 22, 2006
2/5 23% RV (2006) " if getting rained on by fecal matter and fisticuffs with ferocious raccoons (played by three tracks of off-camera Foley-SFX) tickle your funny-bone, then by all means board this trailer-park dump." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 28, 2006
3/5 19% The Wild (2006) " don't be mistaking this for a Madagascar rip-off, when it was that sloppy DreamWorks turd that only managed to make it to theatres first because of corporate espionage" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 24, 2006
2/5 33% The Sentinel (2006) " worse than those episodes of 24 featuring cougars chasing Kim Bauer" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 24, 2006
4.5/5 29% Silent Hill (2006) " it's the ferocious production design and unrelenting atmosphere that fully immerses us in Gans' horrifically breathtaking Silent Hill." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 20, 2006
3/5 24% Failure to Launch (2006) " this rom-com dodges the unsavory omen of its title and once again demonstrates that predictable plots aren't so bad if they involve Matthew McConaughey removing his shirt." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 10, 2006
4/5 73% V for Vendetta (2006) " V For Vendetta should be seen less for the conspiracy theories discussion it inspires and more for its vicious storytelling" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 10, 2006
4/5 86% Thank You For Smoking (2006) " a rare breed of incisive, razor-sharp satire with charming life lessons for the family" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 10, 2006
3.5/5 86% Inside Man (2006) " Spike Lee's auteur stamp of keeping-it-real dialogue and cross-racial, cross-class themes lets Inside Man pretend it's about more than a clever caper." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 10, 2006
2/5 7% Basic Instinct 2 (2006) " the most gratifyingly God-awful guilty pleasure since Catwoman, another gem co-starring Sharon Stone" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 5, 2006
3/5 44% Final Destination 3 (2006) " It's here to up the ante from Final Destination 2 (which featured a beautiful car pileup, a barbecue explosion and a fire-escape impaling) and instead it creates poetry out of the filmic slaughter. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 16, 2006
0.5/5 69% Curious George (2006) " Curious George is unbearable animated torture: monotonous, hackneyed and lethally cute" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 16, 2006
4/5 73% Nanny McPhee (2006) " The saccharine production design and nasty pink-and-red buxom costumes are as fabulous as the full palette of hysterical performances." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 29, 2006
2.5/5 78% Munich (2005) " Munich is worth seeing despite the fact it ends up a tedious watch." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 23, 2006
3/5 17% Underworld: Evolution (2006) " It's nice to watch a femme-driven action piece that doesn't completely suck (except in ways it should)" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 23, 2006
4.5/5 87% Brokeback Mountain (2005) " Brokeback Mountain is concerned with poignant storytelling and not once is this compromised by the glistening manlove." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 19, 2006
3.5/5 60% Hostel (2006) " If you're the squeamish type or think Hollywood's appreciation for bloodbath is barbarically crude, stay away at all costs and lock your kids inside" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 10, 2006
1/5 6% Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) " This sequel is just a string of lame slapstick gags, where Steve Martin acts handicapped, makes a fool of himself and gets a wetsuit stuck up his butt." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 2, 2006
3.5/5 52% The Family Stone (2005) " The Stone's cruelty is a delight, especially when it turns out Parker actually is a giant loser." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 28, 2005
2/5 29% Fun With Dick and Jane (2005) " Don't waste our time with sentimental homeless crap" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 28, 2005
5/5 84% King Kong (2005) " I'm sorry Mr. Spielberg; you've just relinquished your title. Peter Jackson is now the reigning god of awesome movies." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 14, 2005
2.5/5 76% The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005) " Leave it to the Bible to spoil a perfectly fine fantasy epic." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 12, 2005
4/5 85% Pride and Prejudice (2005) " The dialogue is as smoking as the leads, both of whom are irresistible whether they're spouting articulate debate or tongue-tied with affection." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 28, 2005
4.5/5 88% Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) " The latest episode of JK's wonderful allegory of childhood maturity demands your muggle attention" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 21, 2005
4/5 44% The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) " the scariest courtroom drama I've ever seen." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 16, 2005
2/5 38% Flightplan (2005) " Rumor is Ms. Foster's picky about scripts. It's an interesting notion, but it doesn't quite explain the existence of Flightplan" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 16, 2005
4/5 82% Serenity (2005) " Serenity pulls off more honestly thrilling action with a fraction of Lucas' average budget." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 16, 2005
3/5 33% Final Fantasy VII - Advent Children (2006) " less like a satisfying followup to a great gaming experience, and more a technical demo on how pretty those blocky FF characters could look on expensive new hardware." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 10, 2005
3.5/5 79% Red Eye (2005) " Craven wastes no time with blasé character development or backstory, launching into his 85-minute chiller without warning" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 22, 2005
3.5/5 75% Wedding Crashers (2005) " probably the funniest film this year and it's doubtful anything else will be able to challenge that position. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 4, 2005
4.5/5 40% The Island (2005) " Kudos to Bay for not only envisioning a bleak future that might one day come to be (and keeping those neurons firing) but also for keeping the action thrilling." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 4, 2005
3/5 82% Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) " If you like when adults creepier than Michael Jackson joke about cannibalism in front of children, than you'll be in wonky heaven" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 19, 2005
3.5/5 26% Fantastic Four (2005) " Heaven forbid a summer blockbuster embrace its popcorn-munching appeal and rescue the industry from the 2005 box office slump. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 13, 2005
4/5 96% Sideways (2004) " Sideways is non-mainstream pretentiousness done right" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
1.5/5 10% Elektra (2005) " The curse of the new Bennifer has birthed a deformed fury that not even sexy red ninja lingerie could save" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
1.5/5 21% AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) " Just as the director sucked the soul and scares out of Resident Evil, he's torn every ounce of dread, tension and awe from Sigourney and Arnold's respective flagships" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
3/5 39% Kingdom of Heaven (2005) " Kingdom of Heaven isn't quite the next Gladiator with a fair share of boring moments, but it tries hard" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
3/5 74% Land of the Dead (2005) " If you've ever installed a v-chip in your family tellie, Land of the Dead may not be for you" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 5, 2005
4/5 74% War of the Worlds (2005) " If you like heart attacks with your movie-nights out, then sign yourself up for the war." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 27, 2005
3/5 80% Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D (2013) " Why are blinds wipes and Fisher-Price spaceship interiors employed in a 2005 film?" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2005
1/5 55% Madagascar (2005) " Lesson learned? If you're insufferable, unfunny and charmless in live action, your voice alone is probably just as annoying" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2005
2.5/5 25% Bewitched (2005) " Since Nicole constantly seems like she's acting against a blue screen, it's only believable Ferrell would crush on her when he's under a spell." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2005
3.5/5 16% Monster-in-Law (2005) " Forget that boring subplot about getting married. This movie is a no-holds-barred catfight between the world's most psychotic mom and the pop star audiences most love to hate." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 15, 2005
5/5 59% Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) " since the dialogue is so spectacularly good, we care as much about these two facing their "relationship" as we do watching them, well, beat the crap out of each other. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 15, 2005
3.5/5 85% Batman Begins (2005) " Batman Begins is certainly a solid restoration for the DC franchise, but it is flawed." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 15, 2005
4/5 69% Hitch (2005) " With it's share of Jerry Maguire moments mixed with real romance corn, Hitch is well worth the date. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
2/5 46% Constantine (2005) " Reeves is more wooden than the cross and is about as sexy" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
4/5 60% Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) " Assault On Precinct 13 is the Tad Hamilton of 2005. What should be a forgettable genre release turns into a surprisingly watchable guilty pleasure" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
4.5/5 91% Million Dollar Baby (2004) " Million Dollar Baby is about intelligent, ambitious people we respect and sympathize with, making the viewing experience actually satisfying, unlike, say, Mystic river." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
3.5/5 30% Be Cool (2005) " Be Cool ... should leave you in stitches. Unless, of course, you're one of those anti-discriminatory humour kind of people. You know who you are." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 3, 2005
2/5 30% Flight of the Phoenix (2004) " If you think sweltering UV rays, deadly sandstorms and dwindling water sources are bad, you haven't had to contend with Giovanni Ribisi's heinous new bleach blond hair" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 27, 2004
1.5/5 39% The Grudge (2004) " Well this is not only the biggest disappointment of the year, but one crummy way to ruin my Halloween." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 25, 2004
1/5 31% The Forgotten (2004) " The art direction is shoddy and sparing, the antagonists more laughable than menacing, the ending more PG than Full House. Amnesia never sounded more appealing. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 6, 2004
4/5 91% Shaun of the Dead (2004) " Proves that uplifting romance doesn't have to take a back-seat to gory disembowelments but rather they can happily co-exist. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 6, 2004
3/5 86% Collateral (2004) " in a flick where soap operatic contrivances literally kill the mood, coincidental twist endings just ain't cool" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 9, 2004
3/5 26% The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004) " it's a spoonful of Julie Andrews that helps the melodramatics go down" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 9, 2004
0.5/5 9% Catwoman (2004) " this flick is so Giglicious ... I laughed so much I almost forgave Pitof for being in heat and spraying this cinematic violation all over DC's trademark vixen" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 26, 2004
3.5/5 31% King Arthur (2004) " Lowered expectations and spirited performances help make the latest quasi-visit to Camelot (this time minus the Camelot & the magic) a rousing bit of medieval hokum" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 12, 2004
2.5/5 83% Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) " one wonders if Michael Moore's "eye-opener" isn't just political overkill" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 8, 2004
4.5/5 93% Spider-Man 2 (2004) " The sequel bests the original for the third time this summer as Spider-man 2 leaves your jaw touching the floor for the entire geek-gasmic blast" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 28, 2004
3.5/5 31% Around the World in 80 Days (2004) " The gargantuanly funny performance of Jim Broadbent as a deliciously greedy, quill-whipping maniac is worth the admission ticket alone." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2004
1.5/5 15% White Chicks (2004) " One character almost has it right when she describes it all as Jerry Springer. But even the Ringmaster has standards: Reverse racist drag is so three seasons ago." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2004
3/5 65% 13 Going on 30 (2004) " Hopelessly predictable, with a gong-worthy deus-ex-machina dénouement to appease those darn test screeners" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
3/5 29% The Punisher (2004) " it may be cinematic punishment for the Denzel crowd, but this is a low-brow blast for the rest of us schlock-lovers" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
4/5 83% Mean Girls (2004) " The girls may be mean, but I've got nothing nasty to say about this praise-worthy flick." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
4/5 29% The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) " Vin Diesel is perfect as the marquee hero, breathing new life into the muscle-head antihero and looking great in leather chain-links or Necromonger plate-mail" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
2/5 27% The Stepford Wives (2004) " Leave the comedy to the Witherspoons, Nicole. When we want a good dose of self-loathing depression, we'll give you a call." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
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