Mike Sage

Mike Sage

"Exercise gives you endorphines, endorphines make you happy; happy people just don't shoot their husbands! (Legally Blonde)"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 63% of the time.

Biography:
Freelance writer and film critic in Toronto, writing for Peterborough This Week, PopMatters.com and BlogTO.com, also a budding filmmaker, with first short: "Decoding Aleil" having debuted on Canada's Space: the Imagination Station
Favorites:
Death Becomes Her, Contact, Braveheart, Gladiator, The Ring, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Mulan, The Descent, The Departed, Children of Men, 300
Publications:
Peterborough This Week
Total Reviews:
205
Location:
Downtown Toronto.

Best Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
5/5 94% Slumdog Millionaire (2008) " I don't think Boyle could film paint drying and make it dull." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 23, 2008
5/5 94% The Dark Knight (2008) " a riveting piece of work that will have us all mourning Ledger's loss but smacking our lips for a third entry" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 9, 2008
5/5 96% Ratatouille (2007) " Don't be surprised if people start called Brad Bird the Spielberg of animation" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 27, 2007
5/5 76% Superman Returns (2006) " Superman Returns is a thundering epic of Spielbergian proportions: colossal action, grandiose effects and a breathtaking story." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 26, 2006
5/5 84% King Kong (2005) " I'm sorry Mr. Spielberg; you've just relinquished your title. Peter Jackson is now the reigning god of awesome movies." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 14, 2005
5/5 59% Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) " since the dialogue is so spectacularly good, we care as much about these two facing their "relationship" as we do watching them, well, beat the crap out of each other. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 15, 2005
5/5 89% Shrek 2 (2004) " With a witty premise, an all-star cast and a show-stopping rendition of Holding Out For a Hero as the new movie anthem, what's not to love?" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 10, 2004
5/5 90% Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) " Bring on the geek hate-mail, but Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban mops the floor with Lord of the Rings" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 10, 2004
5/5 85% Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003) " This is one dangerously fun and ridiculously well made samurai homage meets pop culture pastiche that you'll kill yourself for missing if you even dare try." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 13, 2003
5/5 87% X2: X-Men United (2003) " Opening the summer blockbuster season with flair, X2: X-Men United overtakes its hype to land the title of best comic book movie ... ever" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 16, 2003
4.5/5 57% Transformers (2007) " Transformers is in a stellar class of seamless FX films populated by genre classics like Jurassic Park, Twister and Titanic" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 4, 2007
4.5/5 60% 300 (2007) " 300 is an erotic spectacle for men (straight and gay apparently) and this demographic should bask in the bombastic grandeur of discourse, domination and decapitations." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 7, 2007
4.5/5 85% The Descent (2006) " Parents would be best to protect their children from the consequent psychological trauma of letting them see this." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
4.5/5 29% Silent Hill (2006) " it's the ferocious production design and unrelenting atmosphere that fully immerses us in Gans' horrifically breathtaking Silent Hill." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 20, 2006
4.5/5 87% Brokeback Mountain (2005) " Brokeback Mountain is concerned with poignant storytelling and not once is this compromised by the glistening manlove." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 19, 2006
4.5/5 88% Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) " The latest episode of JK's wonderful allegory of childhood maturity demands your muggle attention" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 21, 2005
4.5/5 40% The Island (2005) " Kudos to Bay for not only envisioning a bleak future that might one day come to be (and keeping those neurons firing) but also for keeping the action thrilling." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 4, 2005
4.5/5 91% Million Dollar Baby (2004) " Million Dollar Baby is about intelligent, ambitious people we respect and sympathize with, making the viewing experience actually satisfying, unlike, say, Mystic river." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
4.5/5 93% Spider-Man 2 (2004) " The sequel bests the original for the third time this summer as Spider-man 2 leaves your jaw touching the floor for the entire geek-gasmic blast" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 28, 2004
4.5/5 77% Big Fish (2003) " this one runs the life-story gamut with such breathtaking originality you'll barely even notice the lengthy running time" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 17, 2004
4.5/5 65% The Last Samurai (2003) " It's going to be an uphill battle for those fierce elves, dwarves and wizards to overcome these ferociously gorgeous samurai." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 8, 2003
4.5/5 95% Lost In Translation (2003) " Sometimes the experience of seeing a film so powerful in its presentation of human character is worth the arguable sacrifice of narrative tension" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 28, 2003
4.5/5 92% School of Rock (2003) " School of Rock is not only a hilarious fish-out-water comedy but it's going to establish Jack Black as the reigning Whoopi Goldberg of his day" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 7, 2003
4.5/5 77% Holes (2003) " An honestly extraordinary maturation performance by Even Stevens' Shia LaBeouf proves Disney truly has monopoly over the most talented youth actors" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 17, 2003
4.5/5 70% Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2003) " Sporting sequences that make the Matrix Reloaded and Hulk feel like Sunday morning cheesefest cartoons, it's a blockbuster that'll leave you begging for more" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 16, 2003
4/5 83% Atonement (2007) " Director Joe Wright is quickly establishing himself as a powerhouse adapter of period romance tomes." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 15, 2008
4/5 51% 30 Days of Night (2007) " no amount of desensitization can prepare you for David Slade's chilling vampiric bloodbath. 30 Days of Night is relentlessly brutal horror with nary a comedic wisecracker in sight." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 9, 2007
4/5 91% Hairspray (2007) " Unlike Eddie Murphy's exploitively unfunny attempts at fat and female, John Travolta makes his character absolutely endearing and charming by playing it relatively low-key." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 29, 2007
4/5 91% Knocked Up (2007) " Like many films of late, Knocked Up is a little too long, but it's worth it in the end. Stone is so pathetic, we need extra time for Apatow to convince us that Alison shouldn't have an abortion" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 27, 2007
4/5 44% Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) " Needless to say, it all looks and sounds absolutely fabulous, and the return of Geoffrey Rush is simply AAHRResting" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 4, 2007
4/5 56% Vacancy (2007) " For a terror tale about snuff torture porn, Vacancy is actually rather subtle." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 20, 2007
4/5 78% Charlotte's Web (2006) " Charlotte's Web is so good it almost makes a carnivore want to boycott pork." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 19, 2006
4/5 65% Apocalypto (2006) " Whether or not you still hate Mel Gibson for his drunken Anti-Semitic tirade, Apocalypto is a rousing experience and a spectacular ride." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 6, 2006
4/5 73% V for Vendetta (2006) " V For Vendetta should be seen less for the conspiracy theories discussion it inspires and more for its vicious storytelling" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 10, 2006
4/5 86% Thank You For Smoking (2006) " a rare breed of incisive, razor-sharp satire with charming life lessons for the family" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 10, 2006
4/5 73% Nanny McPhee (2006) " The saccharine production design and nasty pink-and-red buxom costumes are as fabulous as the full palette of hysterical performances." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 29, 2006
4/5 85% Pride and Prejudice (2005) " The dialogue is as smoking as the leads, both of whom are irresistible whether they're spouting articulate debate or tongue-tied with affection." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 28, 2005
4/5 44% The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) " the scariest courtroom drama I've ever seen." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 16, 2005
4/5 82% Serenity (2005) " Serenity pulls off more honestly thrilling action with a fraction of Lucas' average budget." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 16, 2005
4/5 96% Sideways (2004) " Sideways is non-mainstream pretentiousness done right" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
4/5 74% War of the Worlds (2005) " If you like heart attacks with your movie-nights out, then sign yourself up for the war." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 27, 2005
4/5 69% Hitch (2005) " With it's share of Jerry Maguire moments mixed with real romance corn, Hitch is well worth the date. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
4/5 60% Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) " Assault On Precinct 13 is the Tad Hamilton of 2005. What should be a forgettable genre release turns into a surprisingly watchable guilty pleasure" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
4/5 91% Shaun of the Dead (2004) " Proves that uplifting romance doesn't have to take a back-seat to gory disembowelments but rather they can happily co-exist. " — Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 6, 2004
4/5 83% Mean Girls (2004) " The girls may be mean, but I've got nothing nasty to say about this praise-worthy flick." — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
4/5 29% The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) " Vin Diesel is perfect as the marquee hero, breathing new life into the muscle-head antihero and looking great in leather chain-links or Necromonger plate-mail" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
4/5 75% Dawn of the Dead (2004) " With a chainsaw number that easily enters my top-five-kill-scenes-of-all-time-list, I say bring on the sequels" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 22, 2004
4/5 52% Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004) " This breezy no-brainer is the perfect recipe for escapist fun at just the right time, smack in the middle of Oscar season" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 9, 2004
4/5 31% Underworld (2003) " Classy British actress Kate Beckinsale donned in tight black leather (and making Carrie Anne-Moss as appealing as your mom in spandex by comparison) is reason enough to journey into the depths of the Underworld" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 21, 2003
4/5 82% Matchstick Men (2003) " Cage, Rockwell and Lohman play us almost as well as they do their cinematic victims" — Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 15, 2003
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