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0/5
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4%
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Happily N'ever After (2006) |
"
Call me rash, but I wager the worst flick of 2007 is Sarah Michelle Gellar's latest clunker, Happily N'ever After."
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 9, 2007
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0.5/5
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11%
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All The King's Men (2006) |
"
I didn't hate every second of All the King's Men. The film is book-ended by two cool bird's eye shots of the Louisiana State crest...Combined, these symbolic images last about 2-3 minutes. I did, however, hate every other second."
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 26, 2006
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|
0.5/5
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15%
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The Wicker Man (2006) |
"
Watching Cage karate chop Leelee "Made-for-TV" Sobiesky into submission is almost worth the price of admission. Well, assuming admission was free. "
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
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0.5/5
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69%
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Curious George (2006) |
"
Curious George is unbearable animated torture: monotonous, hackneyed and lethally cute"
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 16, 2006
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0.5/5
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9%
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Catwoman (2004) |
"
this flick is so Giglicious ... I laughed so much I almost forgave Pitof for being in heat and spraying this cinematic violation all over DC's trademark vixen"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 26, 2004
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1/5
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8%
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10,000 B.C. (2008) |
"
The actors speak in fluent anachronistic English. The dialogue is prehistoric but not in the way Emmerich intended."
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 15, 2008
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1/5
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26%
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John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"
Betty Thomas's sloppy storytelling and comic incompetence can be forgiven but to portray young women as flighty airheads obsessed with boys over all else is downright offensive."
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
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1/5
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6%
|
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) |
"
This sequel is just a string of lame slapstick gags, where Steve Martin acts handicapped, makes a fool of himself and gets a wetsuit stuck up his butt."
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 2, 2006
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1/5
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55%
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Madagascar (2005) |
"
Lesson learned? If you're insufferable, unfunny and charmless in live action, your voice alone is probably just as annoying"
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2005
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1/5
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31%
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The Forgotten (2004) |
"
The art direction is shoddy and sparing, the antagonists more laughable than menacing, the ending more PG than Full House. Amnesia never sounded more appealing. "
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 6, 2004
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1/5
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22%
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Van Helsing (2004) |
"
Universal serves up a bloated, over-priced mess crammed full of the worst CGI effects this side of the Hulk"
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Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 10, 2004
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1.5/5
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27%
|
Seven Pounds (2008) |
"
Smith and Dawson both look like death, so watching their romance-on-life-support is painfully dreary and tragically unsexy"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 23, 2008
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|
1.5/5
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54%
|
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"
Unfortunately, Streep and her ancient co-stars create pure torture whenever on screen together. This is the Catwoman of movie musicals"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 9, 2008
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|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"
Never do we believe that these two might actually be capable of hooking up off-screen, and this romantic flatness kills your appetite to keep watching."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 15, 2008
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|
1.5/5
|
8%
|
Premonition (2007) |
"
I had a premonition this might be a forgettable mediocrity, but I was wrong. It's actually a laughable turd."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 19, 2007
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|
1.5/5
|
24%
|
Lady in the Water (2006) |
"
Lady in the Water sounds wacky but it's mostly just boring."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
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|
1.5/5
|
19%
|
Step Up (2006) |
"
Stealing freely from Save the Last Dance but unintentionally nixing the wicked dance moves, this teen turd doesn't even have the logical sense to remove its hunky lead's shirt."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 5, 2006
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|
1.5/5
|
10%
|
Elektra (2005) |
"
The curse of the new Bennifer has birthed a deformed fury that not even sexy red ninja lingerie could save"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
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|
1.5/5
|
21%
|
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) |
"
Just as the director sucked the soul and scares out of Resident Evil, he's torn every ounce of dread, tension and awe from Sigourney and Arnold's respective flagships"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 6, 2005
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|
1.5/5
|
39%
|
The Grudge (2004) |
"
Well this is not only the biggest disappointment of the year, but one crummy way to ruin my Halloween."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Oct 25, 2004
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|
1.5/5
|
15%
|
White Chicks (2004) |
"
One character almost has it right when she describes it all as Jerry Springer. But even the Ringmaster has standards: Reverse racist drag is so three seasons ago."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 21, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"
this lukewarm snore hasn't a chance in *#$@ of ruffling your feathers let alone deserving its proverbial title of fear."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 4, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
79%
|
Open Range (2003) |
"
Open Range is a bad case of a much too open-minded director in terrible need of a good lasso"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 1, 2003
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|
1.5/5
|
19%
|
The Life of David Gale (2003) |
"
It isn't long before we yearn to see David Gale as the poster-boy for deserved capital punishment."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 16, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
64%
|
Watchmen (2009) |
"
Watchmen isn't a superhero movie, it's a pretentious turkey that thinks it's better than the genre."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 12, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
64%
|
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) |
"
Barring direct-to-DVD Disney sequels, the first Madagascar was one of the worst animated flicks of all time. The bad news is Escape 2 Africa reunites the same cast and directors that made the first DreamWorks flick such a turkey."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 2, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
91%
|
There Will Be Blood (2007) |
"
And the winner of the overrated Oscar front-runner award goes to..."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 15, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
51%
|
Nim's Island (2008) |
"
here is in fact no actual villain or conflict or tension or fun, and let's face it: we all know Jack will make it back safe and sound (sorry kids, but Wendy Or doesn't have JK Rowling's narrative cahoonas)"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 15, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
90%
|
The Simpsons Movie (2007) |
"
Doh! What a colossal disappointment. The Simpsons Movie has its funny bits but so does the average Marge-centric episode. But this is a highly anticipated 90-minute episode for which audiences have to pay."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 29, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
The Invasion is Nicole Kidman's latest unsuccessful summer attempt to prove she's a versatile actress."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 29, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
37%
|
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
"
somehow Jessica Alba's acting has taken a turn for the worse, and Chris Evans has the audacity to only take his shirt off for three seconds"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 27, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
70%
|
Ocean's Thirteen (2007) |
"
somewhere between the locker room ass-slapping, the bland heist plot develops, as if it really matters"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 27, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"
Outside of maybe X-men's Jubilee, I can't think of a comic character less deserving of the big-screen treatment than Ghost Rider. But what do I know? Maybe the idea of Nic Cage in unyielding biker leather sounded good on paper."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 16, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
84%
|
Bridge to Terabithia (2007) |
"
It's an appropriate thing this film is about the strength of imagination because you'll be needing yours if you plan on surviving until the final credits"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Feb 14, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
16%
|
Eragon (2006) |
"
It's no wonder you can expect a spoof called "Epic Movie," in theatres next spring, from the makers of Scary Movie."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 19, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
72%
|
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) |
"
Stranger than Fiction is more high-concept than high-brow; a comedy heavy on gimmick that falls a little short of cunning."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 6, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
RV (2006) |
"
if getting rained on by fecal matter and fisticuffs with ferocious raccoons (played by three tracks of off-camera Foley-SFX) tickle your funny-bone, then by all means board this trailer-park dump."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 28, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
33%
|
The Sentinel (2006) |
"
worse than those episodes of 24 featuring cougars chasing Kim Bauer"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 24, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
7%
|
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"
the most gratifyingly God-awful guilty pleasure since Catwoman, another gem co-starring Sharon Stone"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 5, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
29%
|
Fun With Dick and Jane (2005) |
"
Don't waste our time with sentimental homeless crap"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 28, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
38%
|
Flightplan (2005) |
"
Rumor is Ms. Foster's picky about scripts. It's an interesting notion, but it doesn't quite explain the existence of Flightplan"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Nov 16, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
46%
|
Constantine (2005) |
"
Reeves is more wooden than the cross and is about as sexy"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 6, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
30%
|
Flight of the Phoenix (2004) |
"
If you think sweltering UV rays, deadly sandstorms and dwindling water sources are bad, you haven't had to contend with Giovanni Ribisi's heinous new bleach blond hair"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Dec 27, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
27%
|
The Stepford Wives (2004) |
"
Leave the comedy to the Witherspoons, Nicole. When we want a good dose of self-loathing depression, we'll give you a call."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jun 18, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
55%
|
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"
An epic lurcher of a teen comedy, this is one homely girl next door you'd be best to stand-up."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Apr 14, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
49%
|
The Passion of the Christ (2004) |
"
pretentious cinematography and gritty realism aside, there's not a whole lot in this torture chamber to be passionate about"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Mar 22, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
87%
|
Mystic River (2003) |
"
Less a taut whodunit than a dreary who-cares-it, Mystic River is muddy-swamp-slow and about as appealing to look at"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jan 17, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
69%
|
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) |
"
gaping logic holes (baddies who kick heroes while they're down instead of killing them) and lethargic pacing make this more like That Dull Time We Spent on Vacation in Mexico"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Sep 21, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
S.W.A.T. (2003) |
"
Severely Washed-up Asinine Tossaway."
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Aug 10, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
17%
|
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) |
"
a dull concoction of literary antiheroes that brings back unwelcome memories of torturous high-school English classes, where even bloodsuckers, shape shifters and buccaneers somehow managed to bore us to tears"
—
Peterborough This Week
Posted Jul 21, 2003
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