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0/4
|
10%
|
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"
You can't say Dumb & Dumberer doesn't come with a built-in warning, right in its title. Heed it."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 13, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
18%
|
National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Party Liaison) (2002) |
"
It's a tasteless, tacky movie full of cheap T&A."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 5, 2002
|
|
.5/4
|
23%
|
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"
In theory, this should all be scary, but it just isn't. You giggle at the B-movie cheesiness of it."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 15, 2005
|
|
.5/4
|
13%
|
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"
The last weekend of January is traditionally a dumping ground for turkeys at the multiplexes, so don't say you weren't warned."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 28, 2005
|
|
.5/4
|
5%
|
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"
This grim holiday-themed comedy is the movie equivalent of getting socks and underwear for Christmas."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Nov 24, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
33%
|
The Butterfly Effect (2004) |
"
Ultimately just feels like a mess, screeching back and forth in time, dragging its actors from one miserable scene to another."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 23, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
65%
|
My Little Eye (2002) |
"
Witless and utterly pointless."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 6, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
35%
|
The Real Cancun (2003) |
"
What good documentaries have that The Real Cancun sadly lacks is a good story."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 25, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
47%
|
Final Destination 2 (2003) |
"
It's sick, stupid stuff, and intentionally so."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 31, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
12%
|
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"
All this is rendered with pedestrian animation, deadly dialogue, and a general air of indifference, as if the whole thing was the result of a late-night bet, or a joke gone horribly wrong."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Nov 27, 2002
|
|
.5/4
|
5%
|
Swept Away (2002) |
"
Staggeringly dreadful romance."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Oct 11, 2002
|
|
.5/4
|
5%
|
Serving Sara (2002) |
"
Serving Sara is such a miserable excuse for a movie that the constant ringing of a cellphone at its preview screening served only to improve it."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 23, 2002
|
|
.5/4
|
48%
|
Big Trouble (2002) |
"
Based on a novel by Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry, but has none of the writer's trademark wit."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 5, 2002
|
|
.5/4
|
35%
|
Super Troopers (2002) |
"
It's kind of sad that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 15, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
46%
|
The Comedy (2012) |
"
The longest and dreariest 94 minutes I've spent on a movie this year."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Dec 6, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
45%
|
30 Minutes or Less (2011) |
"
If only it were 30 minutes or less."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 11, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
13%
|
The Informers (2009) |
"
Ellis' book, though a grim read, had a satirical edge to it that made it darkly enjoyable; the movie is simply dark and dull. And vampireless, more's the pity."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 23, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) |
"
This is one of those movie ideas that leaves you wondering what other ideas, exactly, were rejected in favor of this one, on the grounds of being too lame."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 6, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Untraceable (2008) |
"
Untraceable isn't unwatchable, but it's a pretty miserable experience, from a director who knows better."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 25, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
The Reaping (2007) |
"
What, I shudder to think, were the projects Hilary Swank turned down in favor of this one?"
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 7, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
66%
|
Black Snake Moan (2007) |
"
It's an exploitation film fraught with faux-sincerity, and ultimately it's utterly ridiculous."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Mar 2, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Norbit (2007) |
"
Norbit is as fleeting as a belch -- and even less funny."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 9, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
32%
|
Poseidon (2006) |
"
By the end, you won't care who lives or dies, and you'll suspect the filmmakers didn't either."
—
Seattle Times
Posted May 11, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"
Despite all the heavy breathing and mood lighting, Basic Instinct 2 is so dull that you might find yourself easily distracted by side issues."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Mar 31, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
40%
|
Running Scared (2006) |
"
There is a child at the center of this ultraviolent story, and the devices used to keep us on tenterhooks regarding his survival are appallingly manipulative."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 24, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
6%
|
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) |
"
Bland and witless."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Nov 23, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
13%
|
Stealth (2005) |
"
Rob Cohen's airborne adventure Stealth commits the cardinal sin for an action movie: It's very, very dull."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jul 29, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
31%
|
UNDEAD (2005) |
"
The plot's standard-issue, owing much to zombie movies that have staggered before this one."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jul 8, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
It's indifferent, charisma-free filmmaking."
—
Seattle Times
Posted May 27, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
Palindromes (2004) |
"
It's just shock for shock's sake. It doesn't linger in the imagination the way, say, David Lynch's shocking content often does; rather, you just want it to go away."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 29, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
White Noise (2005) |
"
A dreadful, predictable and thoroughly silly thriller that shows how low poor Keaton's star has fallen."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 7, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
The Brown Bunny (2004) |
"
At 20 minutes, The Brown Bunny might be a lovely, '70s-flavored short. But at its current length, the film often feels as if someone set up a camera and then wandered off, forgetting about it."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Sep 10, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Suspect Zero (2004) |
"
A violent, depressing and often ridiculous waste of time."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 27, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
She Hate Me (2004) |
"
Lee should know better -- he's too talented to be serving up this kind of silliness, and so are his actors."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 13, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Envy (2004) |
"
Wrenchingly unfunny."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 30, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Godsend (2003) |
"
It's hard to be frightened when you're snickering."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 30, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
55%
|
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"
It appears to not only be made for hormone-crazed adolescents, but by them."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 9, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
1%
|
Twisted (2004) |
"
It's all perfectly rote and only occasionally satisfying."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 27, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Against the Ropes (2004) |
"
Ultimately, you've seen it before, and there's no reason to see it again. Let's hope the real Jackie Kallen's life is more inspiring than this."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 20, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
17%
|
The Perfect Score (2004) |
"
Kids facing the SAT in real life may appreciate this movie, if only because it'll make them feel so much smarter than these characters. For the rest of us, it flunks."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 30, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
You Got Served (2004) |
"
As far as plot, drama and performances go ... well, did I mention that the dancing is good?"
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 30, 2004
|
|
|
70%
|
Frequency (2000) |
"
Features plenty of soft-focus, picture-perfect, father-and-son baseball scenes, an enormous amount of plot, and not quite enough of anything else."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Dec 31, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Timeline (2003) |
"
An accidental comedy trapped in sci-fi/action garb, like those actors swathed in their medieval tunics, stumbling and lurching along."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Nov 26, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
Duplex (Our House) (2003) |
"
Duplex has a faint reek of slice-and-dice desperation, as if everyone involved realized too late that they'd hitched themselves to a turkey."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Sep 26, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
57%
|
Irreversible (2002) |
"
It's shock for shock's sake, and Noé seems to enjoy rubbing our noses in it."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Mar 14, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Kangaroo Jack (2003) |
"
A collection of tepid chase scenes perked up, sadly, by moments of camel flatulence."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 17, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
All The Queen's Men (2001) |
"
It all feels like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Oct 25, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
Knockaround Guys (2002) |
"
Instantly forgettable."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Oct 11, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Mr. Deeds (2002) |
"
It's nothing more than a money maker for the filmmakers and a pointless star vehicle for Sandler."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 28, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
New Best Friend (2002) |
"
Nobody seems to have cared much about any aspect of it, from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute, haphazard theatrical release."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 12, 2002
|
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