Paul Salfen

Paul Salfen
From Friday (you have to see it to understand): Dad: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin' up all the food. ALL the chitlins... ALL the pig's feet... ALL the colleygreens... ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs FEET! Too many to list...so why did I pick that one?

Agrees with the Tomatometer 70% of the time.

Paul Salfen's reviews (from any publication) always count toward the Tomatometer because this critic is a Tomatometer-approved critic.

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 51 - 100 of 161
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
6.5/10 36% The Matrix Revolutions (2003) "The last two Matrix installments, as with most sequels, tarnish the original by making the characters less interesting than they originally appeared. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Nov 5, 2003
4/10 36% Scary Movie 3 (2003) "This sequel limps, and hopefully this whole franchise is headed where it belongs; a shallow grave. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Oct 24, 2003
8/10 68% Once upon a Time in Mexico (2003) "Besides Depp's other flick Pirates of the Caribbean, this may be the most enjoyable action film of the summer. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 12, 2003
3/10 40% Freddy vs. Jason (2003) "Maybe I missed out on the keg party that took place before our screening, but this flick's appeal was lost on me. I was terribly disappointed. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Aug 16, 2003
7.5/10 61% Hulk (2003) "Visually stunning and darker than expected. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jun 22, 2003
5/10 10% Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) "It's not unbearably bad, but it truly lives up to its namesake: dumb. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jun 13, 2003
8/10 73% The Italian Job (2003) "A fun ride! " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted May 30, 2003
8/10 48% Bruce Almighty (2003) "Carrey still has 'it'. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted May 23, 2003
8.5/10 86% X2: X-Men United (2003) "X2 has everything fans could want in a sequel! " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted May 2, 2003
7/10 19% House of 1000 Corpses (2003) "A worthy tribute to the 70s and 80s slasher and splatter flicks. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Apr 25, 2003
5/10 48% Assassination Tango (2003) "Not only is it hard to buy the premise, it's hardly interesting to begin with. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Apr 11, 2003
3.5/10 19% The Life of David Gale (2003) "It's lazy filmmaking for a lazy audience, and it's truly shameful. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Feb 26, 2003
3/10 44% Daredevil (2003) "Its choppy narrative and flashy MTV-style direction/editing can only be seen as a second rate Batman. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Feb 26, 2003
9.5/10 96% Catch Me If You Can (2002) "The most enjoyable and fun film this holiday season! " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 27, 2002
4/10 75% Gangs of New York (2002) "It's a shame, really. I was looking forward to this one. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 24, 2002
8/10 78% 25th Hour (2003) "Lee made this one from the heart and it shows. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 20, 2002
9.5/10 96% The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) "...the end result is just astounding. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 18, 2002
5/10 37% Star Trek - Nemesis (2002) "I wouldn't recommend this one to anyone who doesn't consider themselves a 'Trekkie'. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 13, 2002
92% Standing in the Shadows of Motown (2002) "I couldn't recommend this film more. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 10, 2002
57% Die Another Day (2002) "This one will please the most loyal (forgiving) Bond fans... " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 10, 2002
8.5/10 67% Interview with the Assassin (2002) "...an impressive and challenging piece of work. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 7, 2002
6.5/10 50% The Emperor's Club (2002) "Serves up something satisfying to the viewer, but isn't terribly original. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 6, 2002
9.5/10 91% Adaptation (2002) "Truly a cinematic gem. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Dec 6, 2002
7/10 68% Treasure Planet (2002) "Safe entertainment and a visually impressive piece of work. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Nov 27, 2002
9.5/10 87% Far From Heaven (2003) "It's one of the best films of the year! " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Nov 16, 2002
96% Bowling for Columbine (2002) "...the most stunning film of the year. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Nov 8, 2002
2/10 48% Femme Fatale (2002) "Definitely one of the worst films of the year. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Nov 8, 2002
9/10 76% Frida (2002) "The film does justice to Kahlo's life and work with a style that would've made Frida herself proud. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Nov 1, 2002
4/10 68% The Grey Zone (2002) "Nelson's intentions are good, but the end result does no justice to the story itself. It's horribly depressing and not very well done. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Oct 25, 2002
2/10 14% Ghost Ship (2002) "This one is definitely one to skip, even for horror movie fanatics. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Oct 25, 2002
8/10 72% The Ring (2002) "Officially 2002's creepiest movie. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Oct 21, 2002
9/10 74% Heaven (2002) "Tykwer brings to life the late Kieslowski's script in this intense and romantic gem of a film. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Oct 11, 2002
7/10 20% Knockaround Guys (2002) "This one is not nearly as dreadful as expected. In fact, it's quite fun in places. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Oct 11, 2002
7/10 22% The Tuxedo (2002) "Critics and cynics will probably beat up on this flick, but if you go just wanting to be entertained, that's what you'll get. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 27, 2002
18% Trapped (2002) "This one is probably best seen as a rental. From the looks of things, it shouldn't take that long to make it to the video store, either. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 24, 2002
47% The Banger Sisters (2002) "It's a shame they couldn't have put Hawn and Sarandon in a better movie than this. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 24, 2002
97% Spirited Away (2001) "This fantastically weird cartoon is definitely one of the most intriguing movies of the year. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 24, 2002
9% Stealing Harvard (2002) "In what promises to be a top contender for worst movie of the year, Stealing Harvard proves that Tom Green should just stay out of the film business. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 14, 2002
7.5/10 71% Gangster No. 1 (2000) "If you can stomach the rough content, it's worth checking out for the performances alone. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 13, 2002
5/10 14% Swimfan (2002) "One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie, but until then there's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 13, 2002
8.5/10 76% Igby Goes Down (2002) "Both Steers and Culkin will surely be remembered for what is certain to be called a 'breakthrough' film for each of them. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Sep 13, 2002
51% Simone (2002) "Unlike most "Hollywood on Hollywood" movies, this one is actually a winner. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Aug 23, 2002
81% One Hour Photo (2002) "Frightening realism is always scarier than gore, and Williams is frighteningly realistic. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Aug 23, 2002
74% Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002) "It's pure fantasy for kids of all ages, plain and simple. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Aug 9, 2002
81% The Good Girl (2002) "A very well done character-driven tragic comedy. Aniston shines! " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Aug 9, 2002
74% Signs (2002) "To dismiss this as another "sci-fi alien flick" would be a shame. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Aug 2, 2002
54% Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) "Exactly what you'd expect, but worth it if you've enjoyed the other ones. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jul 24, 2002
78% Tadpole (2002) "If you enjoy more thoughtful comedies with interesting conflicted characters; this one is for you. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jul 17, 2002
12% Halloween: Resurrection (2002) "It's exactly what you'd expect. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jul 12, 2002
53% The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002) "One of the most unbearable movies in recent history. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jul 11, 2002
40% Reign of Fire (2002) "A fast paced and fun creature feature unlike many in recent decades. " ‐ Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
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