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1/5
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29%
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The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) |
"
Tom Six takes that newfound clout way too far delivering a sequel that shows zero restraint, is oozing with egoism and is utterly unwatchable."
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Shockya.com
Posted Oct 20, 2011
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1/5
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6%
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Dream House (2011) |
"
Sloppy filmmaking, sloppy writing, sloppy editing. It's too bad the acting isn't as bad. At least then the talented cast wouldn't come across as silly for having given their all to a dead end project."
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Shockya.com
Posted Sep 30, 2011
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1/5
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0%
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The Abduction Of Zack Butterfield (2011) |
"
An idiot's guide to not even amateurish, but flat out terrible filmmaking."
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Shockya.com
Posted May 26, 2011
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1/5
|
4%
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The Roommate (2011) |
"
Apparently the filmmakers didn't realize pretty faces, blood and alcohol don't automatically make a good horror movie. Well, at least they got a decent soundtrack out of it."
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Shockya.com
Posted Feb 4, 2011
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1/5
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9%
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My Soul to Take (2010) |
"
So poorly executed it doesn’t even come close to being a horror film or a thriller; it’s an unintentional comedy."
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Shockya.com
Posted Oct 8, 2010
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1/5
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62%
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Howl (2010) |
"
The Wikipedia article on 'Howl' is far more entertaining than the film."
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Shockya.com
Posted Sep 8, 2010
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1/5
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66%
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The American (2010) |
"
No pace, minimal combat, no character development, barely any score and worst of all, nothing to care about."
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Shockya.com
Posted Sep 5, 2010
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1/5
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——
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Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009) |
"
For two types of people, those with softcore porn addictions and teenagers who really think college is how it's portrayed in the movies."
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CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 14, 2010
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1/5
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18%
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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) |
"
Trades in vital game info to squeeze in as much acrobatics and fighting sequences as possible. Bartkowiak shouldn't have taken the first part of the title so literally. "
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CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 14, 2010
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1/5
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21%
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H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
At one point in the film, a character is accused of "profiteering off the miseries of others" and that is exactly what Zombie will do to you if you see this movie."
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CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 13, 2010
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1/5
|
6%
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The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
Shyamalan takes the beloved source material, strips the characters of all emotion, throws in intrusive narration, douses it in CGI and tries to pass it off as a viable effort."
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Shockya.com
Posted Aug 13, 2010
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1/5
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9%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
One giant waste; a waste of a fantastic cast, a waste of a promising premise and a waste of something that could have been the comedy of the summer."
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Shockya.com
Posted Aug 13, 2010
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2.5
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34%
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Battleship (2012) |
"
Riggins and Landry in the Navy, Peter Berg Does Michael Bay, Transformers-esque, Not Really Battleship; any of those titles are just as fitting if not more so than Battleship."
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Shockya.com
Posted May 19, 2012
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2.5
|
38%
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The Eagle (2011) |
"
Just because Channing Tatum looks good in Roman soldier garb doesn't mean he can act like one."
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Shockya.com
Posted Feb 9, 2011
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2 1/2
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74%
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Cold Souls (2009) |
"
Barthes introduces a captivating concept provoking a number of philosophical questions, but never answers them making the film unsettling and difficult to enjoy."
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CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 12, 2010
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1.5/5
|
9%
|
The Host (2013) |
"
The author of 'The Twilight Saga' and the director of 'Gattaca' just had a baby - an unintentionally laughable, nonsensical, ugly baby."
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Shockya.com
Posted Mar 29, 2013
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|
1.5/5
|
4%
|
Movie 43 (2013) |
"
Just wait until 'Movie 43' hits DVD; Halle Berry's descent into humiliating madness will make for quite the collection of hilarious and mortifying GIFs."
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Shockya.com
Posted Jan 26, 2013
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|
1.5/5
|
6%
|
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) |
"
Nothing is praiseworthy, but with such an absurd script, even the somewhat successful elements are rendered ridiculous."
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Shockya.com
Posted Oct 26, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
30%
|
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) |
"
A maniacal montage of cartoonish battle sequences."
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Shockya.com
Posted Sep 15, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
35%
|
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) |
"
You can picture Grahame-Smith sitting there, isolating parts of Lincoln's history that can be twisted, blamed on vampires and then patting himself on the back for how clever he is."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Jun 21, 2012
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|
1.5/5
|
13%
|
The Moth Diaries (2012) |
"
A total miss thanks to poor performances and a weak story. Harron never builds any tension and is unable to get her cast to bring any life to their characters."
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Shockya.com
Posted Apr 17, 2012
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|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
This Means War (2012) |
"
The only reason this one escapes the drudges of the purely rotten is because Hardy is so damn charming. How dare everything else spoil my holiday eye candy?"
—
Shockya.com
Posted Feb 14, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
36%
|
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
"
Another bloated and confusing adventure oozing with disorienting CGI action and one-dimensional characters. This better be the end of the franchise, otherwise Bay owes us all a lifetime supply of Advil."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Jun 28, 2011
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|
1.5/5
|
48%
|
Super (2011) |
"
Forget the line cutter; the Crimson Bolt's wrench should be aimed at folks responsible for suckering people into spending money on this film."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Mar 23, 2011
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|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Red Riding Hood (2011) |
"
After 'Red Riding Hood,' Hardwicke might have a tough time holding onto whatever clout she has left. Who'd have thought going to grandma's could be such a nightmare?"
—
Shockya.com
Posted Mar 11, 2011
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|
1.5/5
|
32%
|
I Am Number Four (2011) |
"
The only thing this film has going for it are pretty faces and even the demographic those faces are geared towards attracting will be onto Caruso's nonsense."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Feb 18, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
10%
|
Saw 3D (2010) |
"
All Greutert had to do was keep the film on par with the rest. Sadly, not only did he fail miserably, but he had to take all of the other six films down with him."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Oct 29, 2010
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|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) |
"
Forget the mob, the MacManus brothers should be more worried about Duffy ruining their reputation. "
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 14, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
4%
|
Twelve (2010) |
"
The film version of Twelve is quite the opposite of the book, a dull and thoughtless ride with a sad excuse for a climax."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 13, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
50%
|
Helen (2010) |
"
Unless you're prepared to be needlessly drowned in another woman's problems for nearly two hours, stay away."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 13, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond (2009) |
"
Not even a super-powered Shop-Vac could clean this screenplay of its cobwebs. It's is dated and further flawed by plain old poor filmmaking."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 13, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
22%
|
Planet 51 (2009) |
"
So inane that not only is adult enjoyment unattainable, even younger audiences will be on to its lack of intelligence and novelty. "
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 12, 2010
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|
1.5/5
|
17%
|
Love Happens (2009) |
"
Call it a romantic comedy or romantic drama; you're still not going to giggle, your heart won't be warmed and ultimately, you'll leave unsatisfied."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 12, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) |
"
Gass-Donnelly could have made a decent slow burn, but overly long, static shots paired with a script with zero build just results in a film that's flat out boring."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
Girls Against Boys (2013) |
"
Chick takes the material way too seriously, turning what could have been a fun murderous romp into something truly disturbing, disgusting and often quite miserable."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Jan 31, 2013
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) |
"
After a ridiculous five-film run, seeing the main characters at each other's throats is twistedly blissful."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Nov 14, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
67%
|
Cloud Atlas (2012) |
"
An achievement on a number of levels, but when the most exciting part is a post-movie montage revealing who played who, it's tough not to label it an exhausting experimental gimmick."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Oct 24, 2012
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|
2/5
|
11%
|
House at the End of the Street (2012) |
"
Slow, has zero inventive kills or any set pieces for that matter, is constantly tripping over its own narrative and, worst of all, it isn't scary."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Sep 21, 2012
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2/5
|
38%
|
[REC] 3 Genesis (2012) |
"
Perhaps Paco Plaza's fictional virus finally got to him because the fact that he thinks he can do away with found footage and horror in the third installment is downright bizarre."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Sep 8, 2012
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|
2/5
|
31%
|
Total Recall (2012) |
"
Warning: Excessive use of lens flares may cause confusion, frustration, facial distortion, distraction from story, and tarnishing of what could have been impressive visual effects."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Aug 4, 2012
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|
2/5
|
51%
|
Savages (2012) |
"
Not a Lively fan? You won't last five minutes. In it for the action? I give you 30 minutes. Enjoy looking at Johnson and Kitsch? You might make it to the midpoint."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Jul 6, 2012
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|
2/5
|
48%
|
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) |
"
When a movie's biggest thrill is watching Charlize Theron go from young to old, turn into birds then mud and back again, there are serious problems."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Jun 1, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
38%
|
Dark Shadows (2012) |
"
You may not care much for what happens to the characters, but there sure is a lot to ogle while they go about their nonsensical business."
—
Shockya.com
Posted May 11, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
38%
|
Lockout (Unrated) (2012) |
"
If you're going high concept, you do it to the max. The guys behind this one, however, only get halfway there, losing too much energy, attention and budget to lame story frills."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Apr 10, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
9%
|
ATM (2012) |
"
Campy slasher flicks can sustain some pitfalls, but in ATM's case, it's the core of the story that collapses, leaving the rest of the material absolutely helpless."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Apr 5, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
Act of Valor (2012) |
"
This is a videogame with killer effects on automatic play, not a solid feature."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Feb 22, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
52%
|
Perfect Sense (2012) |
"
Moves at a snail's pace and once you creep over the finish line, you're left with a pit in your stomach, something that doesn't inspire reflection, rather just brings you down."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Feb 5, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
12%
|
I Melt with You (2011) |
"
Picture the anti-drug egg commercial from the 80s. "This is your brain. This is 'I Melt With You.' This is your brain on 'I Melt With You.'" Get it?"
—
Shockya.com
Posted Dec 10, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
24%
|
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) |
"
So bad it requires talking werewolves."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Nov 16, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
The Rum Diary (2011) |
"
Depp is clearly trying and the film looks beautiful, but when laughs are few and far between and the story itself too loose and not all that engaging, those assets do little good."
—
Shockya.com
Posted Oct 26, 2011
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