|
0/5
|
88%
|
Bananas (1971) |
"
A severely overrated Allen project. This campy string of unfunny gags does not hold up."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Aug 2, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
38%
|
Short Circuit 2 (1988) |
"
One of those "why the?!?!" sequels."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jul 21, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
The Net (1995) |
"
A lowly drama that wallows in overdrawn, unexciting metaphors."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Dec 24, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Fierce Creatures (1997) |
"
A misguided, neverending bellyflop of a film."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Aug 2, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Mixed Nuts (1994) |
"
Steve Martin can be good, and also very, very bad. This is an example of the latter."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Aug 2, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Clean Slate (1994) |
"
Dana Carvey can't seem to find his voice whenever he attempts to carry a film on his own."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Aug 2, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) |
"
Whatever steam Culkin gained in Home Alone was lost in this tepid sequel rehash."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Aug 2, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) |
"
This barely-watchable hackfest can't even generate decent shocks or T&A, and manages to render the formidable Leatherface into little more than a goofy, chainsaw-waving mascot."
—
COEDMagazine.com
Posted May 14, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
——
|
Crimewave (1986) |
"
The brain-numbing one-liners, wretched special effects - even for 1985 - and atrocious acting on display show little of the filmmakers' talents. "
—
COEDMagazine.com
Posted May 14, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
13%
|
Safe Haven (2013) |
"
Expect to gag early and often, and consider breaking up with anyone who forces you to sit through this. "
—
OK! Magazine
Posted May 7, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
——
|
Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out (2013) |
"
As 22-minute episodes go, it's fine, but the fact that there's nothing else on this disc was enough to send me into a rancor-like rampage."
—
COEDMagazine.com
Posted Apr 2, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) |
"
The plot is a ludicrous mash-up of half-thought-out ideas."
—
COEDMagazine.com
Posted Mar 29, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
90%
|
Holy Motors (2012) |
"
Beware of this one. It's one of those strange-for-the-sake-of-quirk slices of experimental nonsense that snooty critics fall all over themselves praising."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Feb 26, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
58%
|
Snitch (2013) |
"
The incredibly moronic premise has no heft or momentum. Not a moment is believable and the whole thing just hurts. "
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Feb 22, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) |
"
Willis is squint-eyed and angry throughout the movie, and not just because he's as old as he is, yet still feels the financial need to keep making these movies."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Feb 15, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
6%
|
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) |
"
This wretched sequel embarrasses the franchise by dispensing with the tenuous hold on logic by the previous movie and increasingly nonsensical game series."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Feb 10, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Fun Size (2012) |
"
Put it this way, the movie's funniest character is the only one who doesn't talk."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Oct 26, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
56%
|
Albert Nobbs (2012) |
"
The film was adapted from a short story, and perhaps a short story it should have stayed."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Dec 15, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
78%
|
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) |
"
Wow, did, I, dislike, this, movie."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Jul 27, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
Burlesque (2010) |
"
There's a chance you'll like the film. Perhaps if you're Christina Aguilera's mom or the spirit of Sonny Bono reincarnated as a person who can tolerate awful movies."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Nov 21, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
It's a good thing the Sand-man made that remake of The Longest Yard a few years ago, because otherwise Grown Ups would stand out as the comedic mastermind's worst effort by far."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Jun 24, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Sex and the City 2 (2010) |
"
It's not often a horror film reaches into the depths of my soul, grabs my heart and shatters it into a billion terrified pieces."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted May 25, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
When in Rome (2010) |
"
A weak rehash of Love Potion No. 9, with Love Potion No. 9 replaced by crack."
—
OK! Magazine
Posted Jan 28, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Pink Panther 2 (2009) |
"
I laughed once, at an unexpected gag, involving a ricocheting bullet, that was a nice play on an old gunfighting cliche. The rest of the film was a slow-bleeding gut shot."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Feb 6, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
80%
|
Ashes of Time (2008) |
"
Beautiful to look at, with painterly compositions, gorgeous, emotionally charged close-ups and slick, elegant transitions. It's all for naught because the story seems no more coherent than the flourishes of a kaleidoscope."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Nov 20, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
53%
|
City of Ember (2008) |
"
I sat there bored out of my skull, rooting for the generator to explode to put us all out of our misery."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Oct 10, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
73%
|
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) |
"
Seems like it was made by a ghost alien from Triton, moon of Neptune."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Oct 2, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
38%
|
Savage Grace (2007) |
"
A grotesque waste of time about terrible people I'd rather not have known."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jul 31, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
49%
|
La Terza Madre (Mother of Tears: The Third Mother) (2007) |
"
Should be locked away for the sake of mankind."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jul 24, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
87%
|
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2) (2008) |
"
About a half hour into Hellboy II: The Golden Army, my friend turned to me and asked "Does this movie have a point?""
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jul 12, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
The Love Guru (2008) |
"
Took a lot of cheap shots at Indian culture. Myers went way too far and the sad thing was he wasn't even funny about it."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jun 19, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
88 Minutes (2008) |
"
If one is the loneliest number, two is company, three is a crowd and four is an orgy, then eighty-eight must be the universal symbol for unwatchability."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Apr 17, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"
There's more continuity in an episode of Teletubbies."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Feb 7, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
P.S. I Love You (2007) |
"
P.S. I don't like you at all."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Dec 20, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
August Rush (2007) |
"
All this could totally happen, just like an oak tree might spurt out of the ground to start singing and dancing, the Arizona Cardinals could win the next 50 Super Bowls."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Nov 22, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
38%
|
Milarepa (2007) |
"
Buddhism teaches that suffering is inseparable from existence. Suffering is certainly inseparable from the experience of watching Milarepa."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Oct 25, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
The Game Plan (2007) |
"
If he's being honest, any NFL player will tell you that it's not at all uncommon to open the front door to meet an illegitimate child. Either that or a box of human growth hormone."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Sep 26, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Evan Almighty (2007) |
"
The idea to show characters dancing to a song with lyrics that go "Everybody Dance Now!" is indicative of the movie's creativity level."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jun 20, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
44%
|
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) |
"
Roger wouldn't be so jolly if he had to sit through Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, a tiresome, disorienting walk down a 165-minute-long plank."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted May 23, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
THR3E (2007) |
"
Thr3e is r3ally, r3ally aw4ul."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jan 4, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Eragon (2006) |
"
"Eragon" is based on a book by a 19-year-old with a script that seems to have been written by a 12-year-old."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Dec 14, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (Van Wilder 2) (2006) |
"
The question comes to mind: How do you make a Van Wilder movie without Van Wilder? The answer, after watching the end result, is you don't. Or at least you shouldn't."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Dec 2, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
The Guardian (2006) |
"
"The Guardian" is one of the worst movies to come out this year because it's such a crass, unwieldy mess of military-flick clichés. It's a rock-headed copy of a copy of a copy, halfheartedly written, acted and edited."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Sep 28, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
68%
|
Brothers of the Head (2006) |
"
What becomes painfully apparent as the drudgery rolls on is that the only freak show here is the movie itself."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Sep 14, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
3%
|
The Covenant (2006) |
"
Moviegoers need to band together for a covenant -- stop buying tickets to Renny Harlin movies."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Sep 8, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
25%
|
The Lost City (2005) |
"
For a tribute to a lost city, Garcia has made a lost film."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jun 29, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
Keeping Up With The Steins (2006) |
"
Exactly like "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," only without the Greeks or the sense of humor."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Jun 8, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Hoot (2006) |
"
Of all the attributes that make "Hoot" a terrible movie, it's the soundtrack that's truly bad enough to drive you to Margaritaville."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted May 4, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
Scary Movie 4 (2006) |
"
Faris is left to pathetically flail for laughs by getting, you guessed it, bonked on the head. First, she gets hit with a baseball and then (spoiler alert!) she's drilled with a football."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Apr 17, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Church Ball (2006) |
"
Air ball . . . Air ball . . ."
—
Arizona Daily Star
Posted Apr 13, 2006
|
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