Rachel Gordon

Rachel Gordon

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Biography:
When not critiquing films, Rachel Gordon is making them or helping them get out into the world. Rachel is a freelance marketing and distribution consultant for educational videos, working with independent documentary filmmakers to expand their audience. She worked for the Anti-Defamation League running their educational resource catalog, and before joining the ADL she assisted the National Film Board of Canada in distributing their in the United States to socially-aware organizations. Rachel also works in film production and has produced/directed short films for the past dozen years. She is currently developing a feature film about women’s fear of commitment, for which her short film, Loose Ends, is currently making festival rounds. She participated in several 48 Hour Project contests. One of the final products, which she directed and produced, Writing on the Wall, was chosen as the Best of New York. It was also an official selection of the San Francisco Short Film Festival and screened at Reel Venus Film Festival. Another project she directed, Bench Warmers, screened at Valley Film Festival and Miami Short Film Festival. Her initial directorial video project from 2002, Room Tone, screened at festivals across the United States. She also writes, and manages the operations for, www.CultureCartel.com
Favorites:
The Royal Tenenbaums, Ghost World, All That Jazz, Decalogues, Singing in the Rain, Crossing Guard, Brazil
Publications:
Filmcritic.com , MovieWeb , ToxicUniverse.com
Total Reviews:
238
Location:
New York

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
0.5/5 45% Peter Pan in Return to Never Land (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Feb 17, 2002
0.5/5 22% Impostor (2002) " Philip K. Dick must be turning in his grave, along with my stomach." — ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
1/5 29% The Other Side Of Heaven (2001) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Apr 5, 2002
1/5 29% The Time Machine (2002) " The film dismisses everything that was mentally stunning about the original work in favor of a love story." — ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Mar 9, 2002
1/5 10% Dungeons & Dragons (2000) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
1/5 51% In Praise Of Love (Éloge de l'amour) (2002) " It just goes to show, an intelligent person isn't necessarily an admirable storyteller." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 15, 2001
1/5 46% The Amati Girls (2001) Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 7, 2001
1.5/5 —— The Human Contract (2008) " From the start, none of the characters you are presented with have likable qualities, so it's extremely hard to care when any fail, or don't get what they want" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 2, 2009
1.5/5 43% The Recruit (2003) " The film is simply one predictable maneuver after another." — ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 31, 2003
1.5/5 20% Circuit (2001) " Coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting, Circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 22, 2002
1.5/5 7% Lost Souls (2000) " I would like to say it was worth at least a rental for entertainment value, but I would be lying." — ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
1.5/5 22% Little Nicky (2000) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
1.5/5 —— W.I.S.O.R. (2001) Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 6, 2001
2/5 52% Perfect Sense (2012) " a study of increasing depravity through a pair of lovers who adaptively appreciate each other the best they can as the world erodes around them." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 3, 2011
2/5 55% The End Of Poverty (2008) " so stuck in the self-importance of covering the economically disadvantaged that it thoroughly loses the ability to show how the circumstances evolved to such a state." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 29, 2010
2/5 76% The Devil Wears Prada (2006) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jul 1, 2006
2/5 37% Sylvia (2003) Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 31, 2004
2/5 51% Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004) " handled as an After School Special" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 5, 2004
2/5 93% Insomnia (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Aug 7, 2004
2/5 4% Godsend (2003) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted May 7, 2004
2/5 31% Underworld (2003) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Sep 20, 2003
2/5 68% Red Dragon (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Oct 4, 2002
2/5 85% Blind Spot - Hitler's Secretary (2002) " So many questions have long been left unanswered, and Blind Spot does little to change that." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 3, 2002
2/5 20% O Princípio da Incerteza (The Uncertainty Principle) (2002) " Though excessively tiresome, The Uncertainty Principle, as verbally pretentious as the title may be, has its handful of redeeming features, as long as you discount its ability to bore." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 1, 2002
2/5 85% About Schmidt (2002) " Payne's latest attempt at satire falls short of impressing when it stars someone that is capable of delivering." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 27, 2002
2/5 72% Auto Focus (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Sep 22, 2002
2/5 79% 8 Women (8 Femmes) (2002) " Simplistic, standard two hours of non-intellectually stimulating amusement." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 29, 2002
2/5 82% Road to Perdition (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jul 12, 2002
2/5 73% The Emperor's New Clothes (2002) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 17, 2002
2/5 44% Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jun 12, 2002
2/5 81% One Hour Photo (2002) " Though nicely shot, with a few pleasant photographic details thrown in, and containing a deranged lead role, One Hour Photo doesn't follow through on the complexities it tries so hard to achieve." — Filmcritic.com
Posted May 20, 2002
2/5 —— Not Love Just Frenzy (2002) " A raunchy romp through the Madrid clubster scene that thankfully doesn't take itself seriously." — ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Apr 9, 2002
2/5 87% Much Ado About Something (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Mar 1, 2002
2/5 82% The Believer (2002) " Due to stodgy, soap opera-ish dialogue, the rest of the cast comes across as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 7, 2002
2/5 67% Female Perversions (1997) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
2/5 47% Brother (2001) " The two hours are basically spent watching the following: people go out and shoot each other, talk about it for ten-plus minutes, then go out and do it again." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 18, 2001
2.5/5 55% Undertow (2004) " errs on the side of predictability" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 5, 2004
2.5/5 92% Tarnation (2004) " feels as if it was thrown together, that an amateur was looking for ways to learn about new gadgets" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 21, 2004
2.5/5 63% Wonderland (2000) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Mar 16, 2004
2.5/5 34% Wonderland (2003) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Sep 28, 2003
2.5/5 37% Spun (2003) " Spun is more about exuberant editing providing a humorous glimpse into a small, bored, drug community than a focus on any particular acting or writing talent." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 16, 2003
2.5/5 79% Punch-Drunk Love (2002) " That a woman who seems to have her head straight and feet on the ground would want, even actively pursue, such a childlike significant other is just too much to swallow." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 3, 2002
2.5/5 47% Hollywood Ending (2002) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted May 10, 2002
2.5/5 67% Sade (2000) " It's a decent glimpse into a time period, and an outcast, that is no longer accessible, but it doesn't necessarily shed more light on its subject than the popular predecessor." — Filmcritic.com
Posted May 8, 2002
2.5/5 82% Ram Dass: Fierce Grace (2001) " Has a fairly fascinating history that is explored without sounding like a boring story narrated on the A&E." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 13, 2002
2.5/5 53% Two Girls and a Guy (1998) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
2.5/5 27% Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
2.5/5 83% Thirteen Days (2000) ToxicUniverse.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
2.5/5 70% Waydowntown (2002) " waydowntown may not be an important movie, or even a good one, but it provides a nice change of mindless pace in collision with the hot Oscar season currently underway." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 11, 2002
2.5/5 80% Season of Men (2001) " Though it has its share of misses, it is still a positive and reflexive look at a people much ignored." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 26, 2001
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