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Rob Blackwelder

Rob Blackwelder
"F**kin' dark in here!" Ceasar (Joe Pantoliano), "Bound" (1996)

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

Rob Blackwelder's reviews (from any publication) always count toward the Tomatometer because this critic is a Tomatometer-approved critic.

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2/4 47% The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 2, 2005
2/4 33% You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya) (2004) "...like an implausible, superficial knock-off of a Pedro Amolodovar flick. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 31, 2005
3/4 78% Sin City (2005) "Innovative and dazzling in its absolute loyalty to the visual style of its inspiration... brings comic book pages alive to a degree that is unprecedented in movie history. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 31, 2005
2.5/4 37% Beauty Shop (2005) "The laughs come fast and easy in Beauty Shop, but the minimal-effort plot keeps getting underfoot. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 28, 2005
3/4 53% Melinda and Melinda (2005) "This performance will likely be forgotten by the time Oscar season rolls around, but Mitchell is going on my Best Actress list right now. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 25, 2005
2.5/4 43% Guess Who (2005) "After setting the stage with insultingly shopworn plot contrivances, Guess Who finds its comedy footing by playfully dancing along the edge of political incorrectness. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 23, 2005
2/4 25% Dot the I (2003) "While Parkhill's filmmaking remains almost hypnotic throughout, the increasingly nonsensical manipulations doom Dot the I to being a deftly made blunder. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 23, 2005
0.5/4 15% Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (2005) "Bullock's delivery of a few choice one-liners is the sole source of laughs (but) her character has turned into a vapid, shallow, egocentric Barbie doll nitwit. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 22, 2005
2.5/4 64% Peace, Propaganda and the Promised Land (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 20, 2005
3/4 74% The Upside of Anger (2005) "Binder creates a familiar, complex, realistic, deeply human dynamic between his characters, and provides each actor rich layers of feeling and humor with which to create them. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 18, 2005
3/4 87% Millions (2005) "What's (Danny Boyle) doing making a sweet, sentimental kids' movie? Virtually reinventing another genre, of course. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 17, 2005
3/4 52% Ice Princess (2005) "The delight of Ice Princess is that there's more to every character than meets the eye. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 17, 2005
1.5/4 20% The Ring Two (2005) "...meanders so slowly through its paces that even the scares seem lethargic. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 16, 2005
2.5/4 91% Downfall (Der Untergang) (2004) "Very effectively takes you deep inside Nazi Germany's crumbling heart and brings many infamous moments acutely to life, (but) doesn't offer much in the way of new insight. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 10, 2005
2.5/4 22% In My Country (2005) "In My Country accomplishes its goal -- but does so largely through obvious plot devices. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 10, 2005
2/4 35% Hostage (2005) "Siri has a good grip on the tingly tension, but he lets logical and logistical details slip through his fingers on his way toward a climax that goes into cliché overdrive. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 9, 2005
2.5/4 64% Robots (2005) "With its expensive but largely characterless voice cast and an off-the-shelf follow-your-dreams plot...Robots is lucky to have spectacular production design... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 7, 2005
2/4 81% Dear Frankie (2005) "Sometimes no amount of good acting can make a film hold your interest. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 3, 2005
3/4 83% Up and Down (Horem Pádem) (Loop the Loop) (2004) "(Hrebejk) understands (his characters) on an intrinsic level, & sees their lives as the story of his country in the infancy of the 21st Century & the infancy of its democracy. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 3, 2005
3/4 44% The Jacket (2005) "Maybury, whose background in experimental film influences his style, keeps The Jacket grounded in the familiar while its sense of reality remains shrewdly vague. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 3, 2005
1/4 30% Be Cool (2005) "The kind of sequel that gives sequels a bad name - a bland, lifeless, uninspired cash-in with an assembly-line script and a sleepwalking star. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Mar 1, 2005
0/4 13% Boogeyman (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 27, 2005
0/4 16% Cursed (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 27, 2005
0/4 9% Man of the House (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 27, 2005
0.5/4 16% Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) "...loudly preach(es) Christian values, then turns around to cheer on its wronged-wife heroine as she takes cruel revenge against her (now crippled and helpless) husband... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 23, 2005
2.5/4 68% The Chorus (Les Choristes) (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 22, 2005
1.5/4 64% Bride and Prejudice (2005) "Bollywood bellyflop. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 18, 2005
w.5/4 86% Ong-Bak (Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior) (2005) "Tony Jaa has grace, style as a fighter, stunt man, but (he) can do better than Ong-Bak. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 18, 2005
2/4 46% Constantine (2005) "Reeves is back to his usual monotoned self...as a routine demon-slayer who plays second fiddle to expensive special effects. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 16, 2005
0.5/4 6% Son of the Mask (2005) "If this sounds more like a horror movie than a family matinee to you, then you obviously don't work for New Line Cinema, " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 15, 2005
3/4 69% Hitch (2005) "A bright and sharp-witted -- if predictable -- romantic comedy. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 9, 2005
3/4 58% Fear X (2003) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 6, 2005
2.5/4 43% A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 6, 2005
3.5/4 96% Born Into Brothels (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 6, 2005
2/4 10% The Wedding Date (2005) "What good is a uniquely photographed dance scene if the characters dancing together are barely two-dimensional? " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Feb 3, 2005
0/4 1% Alone in the Dark (2005) "Director Uwe Boll (is) a latter-day Ed Wood who fancies himself a cross between action-sytlish John Woo and B-movie horror-ific John Carpenter. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 26, 2005
1.5/4 13% Hide and Seek (2005) "If the ridiculous title and the cheap emotional blackmail of putting a pretty little girl in peril aren't enough to tip you off... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 26, 2005
3.5/4 92% Vera Drake (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
2.5/4 79% American Experience (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
3.5/4 86% Bright Leaves (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
3/4 42% Beyond the Sea (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
3/4 68% The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) "SpongeBob is still SpongeBob, and his unflagging innocence and lack of irony make for a much-needed and much-appreciated hero. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
2/4 84% The Sea Inside (Mar Adentro) (The Sea Within) (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
1.5/4 59% Enduring Love (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 24, 2005
2.5/4 88% The Woodsman (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 23, 2005
3.5/4 91% Million Dollar Baby (2004) "True to the unspoken desperation and disillusionment that toughens or chews up career-undercard boxers, tinged with post-feminist complexity and rich with classical metaphor. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 20, 2005
2.5/4 60% Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) "A reasonably entertaining update of a reliable action-drama formula. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 17, 2005
2.5/4 72% William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice (2004) "Despite several missteps, a Shakespeare production this gutsy and distinctive is worth seeing, even if it's just to be a part of the debate it will stir. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 16, 2005
3/4 56% The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) "The movie's driving force is Anderson's signature sense of humor. The underlying (and unspoken) joke of this oddball farce is that it is transparently fake. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 15, 2005
1.5/4 83% In Good Company (2004) "Laden with cheap life lessons and cacophonous false notes, In Good Company has the overly sincere, oversimplistic air of an After-School Special for grown-ups. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 12, 2005
1.5/4 10% Elektra (2005) "Scantily clad action heroine with a sexy-tough pout? Check. Supernatural bad-guy gang of tattooed, Goth-punk clowns? Check.... A half-hearted, prefabricated effort. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jan 12, 2005
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