|
1/4
|
66%
|
Shoot 'Em Up (2007) |
"
The worst movie of 2007."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 27, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Finding Amanda (2008) |
"
The stench of soft-boiled unreality hangs over the picture, which has been written, directed, and filmed as crudely as a bad sitcom."
—
Popdose
Posted Jun 27, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
The worst of Kidman's failed redos and remakes."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 26, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
41%
|
Dedication (2007) |
"
Cringingly awful."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 26, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
47%
|
Miami Vice (2006) |
"
Flat-out terrible, Miami Vice is the worst film of a dismal summer for Hollywood."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 16, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
Trust the Man (2006) |
"
An uncertain stab at romantic comedy that hits neither the heart nor the funnybone."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 16, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
48%
|
Beowulf & Grendel (2006) |
"
I've never seen a movie more lifelessly composed. It's not even up to the low standards of Sci-Fi Channel movies where boas fight pythons."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 15, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
63%
|
Funny Games (1998) |
"
Arthouse meets grindhouse in Funny Games, and the results are no fun at all."
—
Popdose
Posted Apr 4, 2008
|
|
|
33%
|
Final Destination (2000) |
"
Final destination? Video store bins."
—
Newsweek
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/4
|
77%
|
A League of Their Own (1992) |
"
The only indefensible movie in the Natonal Film Registry."
—
Popdose
Posted Dec 21, 2012
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) |
"
I think the sharks are albino because the CGI staff didn't know how to render color on their Compaqs. Spielberg can rest easy."
—
Popdose
Posted Aug 18, 2012
|
|
1.5/4
|
85%
|
The Hunger Games (2012) |
"
Here we have another adaptation that doesn't seem to have adapted anything; the movie just spits out plot and exposition and incident for 142 minutes."
—
Popdose
Posted Mar 30, 2012
|
|
1.5/4
|
80%
|
Shame (2011) |
"
Another relentlessly negative movie about sex, with a downer aesthetic. "
—
Popdose
Posted Oct 15, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
9%
|
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) |
"
Well-intentioned, hilariously ill-advised."
—
Popdose
Posted Jun 23, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
The Black Sleep (1956) |
"
Rarely have so many been asked to do so little."
—
Cineaste Magazine
Posted Jun 7, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
37%
|
The Resident (2012) |
"
Definitely to rent and not to buy."
—
Popdose
Posted Apr 1, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
36%
|
Burlesque (2010) |
"
As dead as burlesque."
—
Popdose
Posted Mar 2, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
34%
|
I Spit On Your Grave (2010) |
"
The original concept slicked up and torture-porned. "
—
Popdose
Posted Feb 14, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
55%
|
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) |
"
A crushing letdown on every level."
—
Popdose
Posted Oct 12, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
Lucky Lady (1975) |
"
Essay on Liza Minnelli's film career spotlights this classic failure."
—
Popdose
Posted Sep 28, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
35%
|
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) |
"
The Sands of Time is more liked scorched earth."
—
Popdose
Posted Sep 24, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
11%
|
Cry of the Owl (2009) |
"
Hard to give a hoot about."
—
Popdose
Posted Jun 25, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
36%
|
A View to a Kill (1985) |
"
A Bond bellyflop, for The House Next Door Summer of '85 series."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 21, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
65%
|
Dead Snow (Død snø) (2009) |
"
This is one zombie concept I'd put on ice."
—
Popdose
Posted May 28, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
The Prince Of Thieves (1948) |
"
Cheap and slipshod."
—
Popdose
Posted May 24, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
43%
|
The Proposal (2009) |
"
It's more a first draft for a rom-com than an actual romantic comedy."
—
Popdose
Posted May 1, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
23%
|
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) |
"
Poor though enthusiastic; gobs of second-hand dialogue punctuated with high-decibel profanity, and poorly staged action scenes too amateur-level to count as cartoonish."
—
Popdose
Posted Mar 29, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
27%
|
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"
Lots of fretting and moping around, zilch for horror fans,"
—
Popdose
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
88%
|
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) |
"
A film as clumsy as its title...it reeks of contempt."
—
Popdose
Posted Nov 20, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
52%
|
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"
Read my mind: The Men Who Stare at Goats is a waste of time."
—
Popdose
Posted Nov 6, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
64%
|
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"
The problem with Grey's crossover is her guardedness, a screw-me-but-don't-screw-with-me attitude with no hint of mystery. She's literally skin-deep."
—
Popdose
Posted May 22, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
15%
|
Spinning Into Butter (2009) |
"
Rather than spin, it just sort of congeals."
—
Popdose
Posted Mar 27, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
27%
|
Punisher: War Zone (2008) |
"
Shows there is fool's gold scattered amongst the riches of comic book adaptations."
—
Popdose
Posted Mar 18, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
63%
|
Spider-Man 3 (2007) |
"
One of the worst films of 2007."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 29, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
30%
|
Youth Without Youth (2007) |
"
Wasted Youth...An inert thumb-twiddler."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 29, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
40%
|
The Bucket List (2007) |
"
Kick the Bucket...a soggy heartwarmer."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 29, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
72%
|
Lust, Caution (2007) |
"
Vague and unsatisfying. Too much caution, not enough lust."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 27, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
74%
|
Sunshine (2007) |
"
Does not compute."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 25, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
33%
|
The Good German (2007) |
"
Excitement is at a bare minimum."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 20, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
58%
|
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) |
"
It reeks."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 20, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
54%
|
The Good Shepherd (2006) |
"
An end-of-the-year disaster."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 20, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
49%
|
La Terza Madre (Mother of Tears: The Third Mother) (2007) |
"
One bad Mother."
—
Popdose
Posted Jun 20, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
30%
|
Running With Scissors (2006) |
"
I don't know what's more repellent; the movie, or the author's strip-mining and reframing of his own misery to attract sales."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 18, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
14%
|
Red Planet (2000) |
"
Zero gravity."
—
Newsweek
Posted Jun 18, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
33%
|
Flyboys (2006) |
"
Why was this picture made?"
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 17, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
52%
|
Strangers with Candy (2005) |
"
An extremely modest expansion of the funny Comedy Central show."
—
Between Productions
Posted Jun 15, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
30%
|
The Children of Huang Shi (2008) |
"
A good documentary on the subject would be more appropriate than this tarted-up gloss."
—
Popdose
Posted May 30, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
39%
|
Speed Racer (2008) |
"
Hell on wheels."
—
Popdose
Posted May 9, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
47%
|
My Blueberry Nights (2007) |
"
Color My Blueberry Nights raspberry."
—
Popdose
Posted Apr 4, 2008
|
|
2/4
|
56%
|
Man of Steel (2013) |
"
More man, less steel next time, please."
—
Popdose
Posted Jun 12, 2013
|