Robert Strohmeyer

Robert Strohmeyer

Agrees with the Tomatometer 61% of the time.

Publications:
Filmcritic.com , MovieWeb
Total Reviews:
43

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 1 - 43 of 43
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
1/5 4% Bloodrayne (2006) " It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 16, 2006
2/5 —— Wild Life (1997) " Even if Aoyama were to set the film in perfectly chronological order, the plot couldn't seem any less intriguing and Hiroki's personality couldn't appear any more wooden and opaque" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 30, 2005
2.5/5 —— Another Lonely Hitman (2005) " trending toward the amateur and gimmicky - or even fetishistically pornographic" — Filmcritic.com
Posted May 19, 2005
4.5/5 64% Robots (2005) " if you miss out on Robots this year, you're missing out on a lot" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 9, 2005
1.5/5 4% Darkness (2004) " incomprehensibly opaque and moronically over-projected" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 22, 2005
3/5 44% National Treasure (2004) " falls short in many ways, not the least of which is a ridiculously moronic plot that defies reason at every turn" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 17, 2004
3/5 61% Return to Me (2000) Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 31, 2004
3.5/5 —— Bullet Ballet (1998) Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 19, 2004
4.5/5 86% Easy Rider (1969) " the fact that, 35 years after the film's release, audiences around the world are still captivated by the raw vision of Easy Rider is no small accomplishment" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 8, 2004
1.5/5 —— Alien Tracker (2003) " looks to have been written as part of an evil alien plot to melt the brains of the human race, one Sci-Fi Channel-watching loser at a time" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 21% Little Black Book (2004) " so poorly pieced together that it would take another 90 minutes of footage to make sense of it all" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 5, 2004
1/5 33% Starship Troopers 2 - Hero of the Federation (2004) " If you liked the original, you'll hate the sequel and everyone involved in the making of it." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 23, 2004
2/5 70% Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004) " strong contender for the title of this summer's biggest throw-away movie" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 16, 2004
3/5 —— Christmas Party Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 10, 2004
4/5 —— Lemon Sky (1988) " accomplishes what it sets out to with only a few subtle hiccups, and for that it should be applauded" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 7, 2004
4.5/5 92% Time Bandits (1981) " This is the film Grail longed to be." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2004
3.5/5 33% Mambo Italiano (2003) " Even as the dialogue reduces most of the characters to simple, flat cartoons, much of the argumentative banter is surprising and funny" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 17, 2003
1.5/5 33% Johnny English (2003) " a complete waste of time" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 19, 2003
3.5/5 88% The Animatrix (2003) " The animation is consistently excellent" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 4, 2003
3/5 —— Not Love Just Frenzy (2002) Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 9, 2002
3.5/5 43% Someone Like You (2001) " A warm, fuzzy picture with enough wit to satisfy most audiences in need of a laugh." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 29, 2001
1/5 20% Monkeybone (2001) " Lacks as much in the way of creative inspiration as it does in taste." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 23, 2001
3/5 86% Chunhyangdyun (2000) " Cunningly acted and breathtakingly filmed." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 7, 2001
1.5/5 67% One (2000) " This flick has all the trimmings of a fourth-year film school final project and just isn't ready for the big screen." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 7, 2001
2/5 53% Save the Last Dance (2001) " In the spirit of all MTV-spawned productions, Save the Last Dance is a trite amalgamation of themes and scenes from other, more interesting, movies." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 15, 2001
3.5/5 53% The Family Man (2000) " While the film fails in many ways to reach a memorable conclusion, it just might carry enough soft-hearted cheer to make a tired old married couple smile on Christmas eve." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 22, 2000
5/5 65% East/West (2000) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 100% Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999) " a valuable addition to the cultural landscape" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/5 16% Whatever It Takes (2000) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/5 16% Beautiful (2000) " Disappointingly short on substance." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 93% Long Night's Journey into Day (2000) " Like the reconciliation process itself, it is both painful and rewarding to see." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/5 34% Woman on Top (2000) " What really seems to be missing here is the maturity to create continuity within the fantasy -- something even Saturday cartoons try to do." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/5 50% The Fantasticks (1995) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/5 93% Paragraph 175 (2000) " The salvation of this picture is the humanity it contains." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/5 45% Committed (2000) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/5 87% Liberty Heights (1999) " Overall this movie just doesn't live up to its aims." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4.5/5 53% Psycho Beach Party (2000) " Not since Rocky Horror has the film world produced such a vibrant farce of teen angst, violence, and sexual deviance." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
5/5 45% Holy Smoke! (2000) " I suspect much of Grier's work on this film is cluttering the cutting room floor, and her character is just never realized. Outside of this one shortcoming, Holy Smoke is a masterpiece." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 43% The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) " A strong, memorable film, filled with rich dialogue and vital camera work." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 85% Billy Elliot (2000) " A funny, charming movie. The cast is loveable and believable." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4.5/5 55% Cyberworld (2000) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/5 22% Lucky Numbers (2000) " Russ Richards and Crystal Latroy are so primally empty that they never become interesting." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 22% Little Nicky (2000) " A very stupid movie. And that's just the way we like it." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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