Robert Wilonsky

Robert Wilonsky

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Publications:
Dallas Observer , L.A. Weekly , New Times , Village Voice
Critics' Group:
Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association
Total Reviews:
415

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
10% From Justin To Kelly (2003) " From Justin to Kelly is a musical so pedestrian it trips over its feet every time someone breaks into song or dance." — New Times
Posted Jul 9, 2014
B+ 90% Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow (2014) " The tag line alone - "Live. Die. Repeat." - guarantees $30 million at least on opening day. It will deserve every penny." — Dallas Morning News
Posted Jun 5, 2014
C- 33% A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) " The down-for-anything cast, along with a handful of welcome cameos, can't prop up its weakest link: Seth MacFarlane." — Dallas Morning News
Posted May 29, 2014
97% The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg (2000) " The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg is precisely what a documentary ought to be: engaging and revelatory, turning forgotten footnotes and discarded minutiae into the stuff of riveting drama and poignant laughs." — New Times
Posted May 7, 2014
B- 53% The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) " When Garfield conceals Peter's confused-angry- betrayed scowl beneath that shiny red mask, Spider-Man 2 summons the giddy derring-do of the best Iron Man offerings. It's a good movie that could have been great." — Dallas Morning News
Posted May 1, 2014
66% We Bought a Zoo (2011) " Crowe is back to what he's good at: small stories populated by everyday people." — Village Voice
Posted Dec 20, 2011
94% Moneyball (2011) " It really happened, it's really corny, and it's really great." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 20, 2011
71% Paul (2011) " That's not to dismiss Paul's simple pleasures -- if nothing else, its fondness for sex and drugs and four-letter words rescues its references from the soft hands of wee ones into which they've fallen of late." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 15, 2011
72% Megamind (2010) " I found my son's Kryptonite: boring superhero rip-offs voiced by check-cashing actors. At least Steve Carell used an accent." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 2, 2010
71% Red (2010) " Classiest. Comic. Book. Movie. Ever." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 12, 2010
82% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) " Wright immerses his heroes in pop culture's detritus and diversions, but doesn't drown them in it. You don't have to be dazzled or tickled by the movie, or get every joke, to be touched by it, too." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 10, 2010
40% Middle Men (2010) " Even without much character development, the compelling story holds, mostly due to Wilson." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 3, 2010
81% Despicable Me (2010) " The result is pleasant and diverting, if ultimately forgettable, and it's one of the rare instances in the recent history of 3-D's resurrection as The Savior of Cinema in which the technology doesn't dim the screen or distract the focus." — Village Voice
Posted Jul 6, 2010
6% The Last Airbender (2010) " This is one muddled attempt at franchise-making: confusing, drab, sluggish. (Ugly, too, if you're forced to see it in 3-D.)" — Village Voice
Posted Jul 1, 2010
73% Get Him to the Greek (2010) " It's crude, loud, dumb fun. And, on top of that, it contains the greatest cameo ever by a winner of the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economics." — Village Voice
Posted Jun 1, 2010
8% Furry Vengeance (2010) " The animals here don't talk; that's the movie's one saving grace." — Village Voice
Posted Apr 27, 2010
62% The Joneses (2010) " For a while, at least, a pitch-black (and, therefore, pitch-perfect) tale of our times." — Village Voice
Posted Apr 14, 2010
58% She's Out of My League (2010) " [T.J.] Miller's the find. He's out of this movie's league." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Mar 11, 2010
43% Brooklyn's Finest (2010) " Filled with every cop-movie convention since the invention of gunpowder and curse words, Brooklyn's Finest is three movies in one, all of which you've seen before." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 2, 2010
66% Youth in Revolt (2010) " Nash and director Miguel Arteta try too hard; they want their movie branded a cult favorite before anyone's even seen it." — Village Voice
Posted Jan 5, 2010
12% Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) " It's a thoroughly delightful throwaway -- the kind of movie for which cable TV was made." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Dec 17, 2009
46% Everybody's Fine (2009) " It's all so much raging bull." — Village Voice
Posted Dec 2, 2009
39% 2012 (2009) " The two-hour-and-40-minute 2012 is overstuffed with special-effects, but the Curtis clan's mad dash out of town is the closest the movie gets to actually being fun." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 10, 2009
61% Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked) (2009) " The sex is polite, and there's not a whiff of dope." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 10, 2009
25% Law Abiding Citizen (2009) " Saw with a conscience is not what the world needs." — Village Voice
Posted Oct 14, 2009
84% Whip It (2009) " Highlights: Andrew Wilson as the roller girls' coach (ah, so there's the Wilson brother who can act) and the roller-derby vets (played especially well by Juliette Lewis and Kristen Wiig)." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 29, 2009
79% The Informant! (2009) " The filmmakers have painted a 1990s story with a 1970s palette, and the tone clashes with the setting, like plaid on paisley." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 15, 2009
80% It Might Get Loud (2009) " Marketed as a guitar summit between The Edge, Jimmy Page, and Jack White, Davis Guggenheim's affectionate, intermittently insightful behind-the-music doc is more electric triptych than meeting of the minds." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 11, 2009
57% Paper Heart (2009) " Cera begins ingratiating himself into Yi's quest, but that part of the story is doomed from jump: It's entertaining for a moment, but hardly as enlightening or endearing as the from-the-heart moments surrounding it." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 4, 2009
75% Julie & Julia (2009) " If Ephron is to be criticized for treating Powell like a soggy sitcom creation, she (along with Streep) should be celebrated for rendering Child flesh and blood -- all passion and pleasure, even during moments of self-doubt." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 4, 2009
94% In the Loop (2009) " This deliriously foul-mouthed political satire is set sometime between 2002 and the day after tomorrow; hard to say, given that the country with which U.S. and U.K. pols want to go to war is unnamed save for its location in, you know, the Middle East." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jul 23, 2009
86% 500 Days of Summer (2009) " What is unexpected is the sincerity beneath the modest conceit that, yup, love hurts." — Village Voice
Posted Jul 15, 2009
19% Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) " Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a bewildering, noisy, sloppy, cynical piece of work, a movie that sneers at the audience for 147 minutes and expects us to lap it up as entertainment -- and be grateful." — Village Voice
Posted Jun 24, 2009
44% The Proposal (2009) " You know every tinny beat and false note by heart, from the implausible setup to the sprint-to-the-airport finish." — Village Voice
Posted Jun 16, 2009
98% Up (2009) " Rest assured, it gets funny. And it's thrilling, too, as the third act takes place almost entirely in the sky." — Village Voice
Posted May 27, 2009
66% The Brothers Bloom (2009) " Johnson has infused The Brothers Bloom with so much heart and beauty that one can and should easily overlook its discomfiting moments." — Village Voice
Posted May 13, 2009
95% Star Trek (2009) " It's enough to move even a Star Wars fan to tears." — Village Voice
Posted May 5, 2009
38% X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009) " Most of the action is a mere replay of a single sequence: Wolverine and Sabretooth galloping toward one another, two immortal bros locked in eternal combat. Certainly feels like it." — Village Voice
Posted Apr 30, 2009
72% Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) " The grandeur of the effects -- the honest-to-God spectacle of the thing -- elevates Monsters vs. Aliens to something approaching art. It's not a masterpiece, but it's most certainly a milestone." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 24, 2009
84% I Love You, Man (2009) " Just as we thought the "bromantic comedy" had overstayed its welcome, the genre reaches its highest point with I Love You, Man." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 17, 2009
72% Sunshine Cleaning (2009) " Yet another willful, comically tortured "indie" coated with Hollywood's happy-ending sheen." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 10, 2009
59% Phoebe in Wonderland (2009) " The performances are transcendent -- especially Fanning's, as the little girl who wants to get better, who wants to be better, as she slowly disappears through the Looking Glass." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 3, 2009
33% Sherman's Way (2009) " Director Craig Saavedra and writer Tom Nance's collaboration plays like something out of an indie-film paint-by-numbers." — Village Voice
Posted Mar 3, 2009
32% Fanboys (2008) " You're better off watching The Star Wars Holiday Special on YouTube. At least Bea Arthur sings." — Village Voice
Posted Feb 3, 2009
51% Notorious (2009) " Just buy the records; that's the point of this infomercial anyhow." — Village Voice
Posted Jan 14, 2009
10% Bride Wars (2009) " [A] shiny sitcom pilot that looks like something yanked from NBC's shelves circa 1989." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 8, 2009
14% The Spirit (2008) " Miller, comics-writing icon turned director, has rendered comics-industry revolutionary Will Eisner's crime fighter Denny Colt a grim shade of dull -- all talk, no action" — Village Voice
Posted Dec 23, 2008
62% Valkyrie (2008) " Valkyrie feels like another installment in the never-ending franchise -- not just the action-movie one, but the Tom Cruise one. Like the operation itself, it's a good idea -- just not well-executed." — Village Voice
Posted Dec 23, 2008
45% Yes Man (2008) " Nothing more than warmed-over holiday seconds, a repackaged best-of for those who already own the hits." — Village Voice
Posted Dec 16, 2008
67% Cadillac Records (2008) " There doesn't seem to be a single fact contained within writer-director Darnell Martin's ham-fisted fiction, which renders pre-rock musical history as yet another downer soap opera." — Village Voice
Posted Dec 2, 2008
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