|
F
|
19%
|
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) |
"
Life is too precious to waste it watching a disaster like this one."
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Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 6, 2009
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|
0/5
|
62%
|
Throw Momma from the Train (1987) |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 19, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
9%
|
Leonard Pt. 6 () |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 19, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
63%
|
Home for the Holidays (1995) |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 19, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
20%
|
Life Stinks (1991) |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Feb 6, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
33%
|
Wise Guys (1986) |
"
A waste of celluloid."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Mar 20, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
59%
|
Cruising (1980) |
"
One of the most painfully bad films I have ever seen and an embarrassment for its star, Al Pacino."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Aug 21, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Mixed Nuts (1994) |
"
Horrible...horrible...horrible!"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Aug 19, 2002
|
|
D-
|
75%
|
Leviathan (2013) |
"
...there is very little time (if any) spent on actually teaching me anything at all about the hard life of a North Atlantic fisherman."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted May 16, 2013
|
|
D-
|
9%
|
The Host (2013) |
"
I keep my fingers crossed that "The Host" tanks at the box office and we never have to suffer a sequel - which is set up at the happily ever after ending."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Mar 28, 2013
|
|
D-
|
26%
|
Land of the Lost (2009) |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jan 22, 2013
|
|
D-
|
12%
|
Jonah Hex (2010) |
"
a grindingly dull western-revenge-supernatural-terrorist-save-the-world mishmash that fails on every level. Did I ask why Megan Fox is here?"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jun 17, 2010
|
|
D-
|
18%
|
Princess Ka'iulani (2010) |
"
[Writer-director] Mark Forby tempts us with a little known history lesson of Hawaii but, instead, gives us a generic girl-power teen chick flick. That is not what I want to see."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jun 8, 2010
|
|
D-
|
21%
|
The Hitcher (2007) |
"
Why bother remaking a cult classic?"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jan 27, 2007
|
|
D-
|
22%
|
The Quiet (2006) |
"
The Quiet is the kind of bad filmmaking that makes me lament that I blew a couple of hours of my life seeing it."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Oct 1, 2006
|
|
D-
|
9%
|
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
This turkey should be slow roasted and chucked out the window."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Aug 12, 2005
|
|
D-
|
7%
|
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) |
"
A more appropriate title would be Who Cares What You Did Last Summer."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
D-
|
13%
|
54 (1998) |
"
A mish-mash of bad writing, poor acting (except Myers), amateur directing and mediocre production credits."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
D-
|
5%
|
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"
[Christmas with the Kranks] just made me cranky"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 23, 2004
|
|
D-
|
18%
|
Soul Plane (2004) |
"
Soul Plane insults regardless of race or creed"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted May 28, 2004
|
|
D-
|
13%
|
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) |
"
["Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" should appeal to very young teenage girls or people who are easily amused watching shiny things."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Feb 20, 2004
|
|
D-
|
34%
|
In the Cut (2003) |
"
Mark Ruffalo's perf pushes this one up a notch, all the way to a D- "
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 4, 2003
|
|
D-
|
14%
|
View from the Top (2003) |
"
Mike Myers tries to save this "View..." but, to this task, even Austin Powers would fail."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Mar 31, 2003
|
|
D-
|
11%
|
National Security (2003) |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
|
D-
|
10%
|
Slackers (2002) |
"
Don't waste your money."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jan 31, 2002
|
|
D
|
27%
|
High School (2012) |
"
I watched this seemingly endless flick with hardly a smile, never mind a laugh."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted May 31, 2012
|
|
D
|
24%
|
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) |
"
Nothing I say is going to discourage even one fan from forking out the dough to see this awful (for non-fans) film."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Nov 18, 2011
|
|
D
|
57%
|
Film socialisme (2011) |
"
Only die hard Jean-Luc Godard fans could appreciate this failed experiment. I am not a die hard fan."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jun 27, 2011
|
|
D
|
13%
|
Yogi Bear (2010) |
"
There is nothing entertaining or funny for the parents in Yogi Bear. Heck, there is little funny or entertaining - no bright colors, no cutesy songs - for the little ones it is aimed at. "
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Dec 16, 2010
|
|
D
|
19%
|
Masterminds (1998) |
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Oct 13, 2010
|
|
D
|
81%
|
Catfish (2010) |
"
I believe that a documentary should do one of two things: educate you about things not known or present you with something familiar but with added depth of knowledge... Catfish meets neither of those requirements."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Sep 16, 2010
|
|
D
|
69%
|
Babies (2010) |
"
...a very scary movie."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted May 7, 2010
|
|
D
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
I started checking the time 10 minutes into the movie and, again, about every five minutes thereafter. It did not help make the time go by any faster."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 26, 2010
|
|
D
|
28%
|
Clash of the Titans (2010) |
"
...a mish mash of mythology whose enhancement with shoddy 3D (this was outsourced to an Indian production company and the filmmakers should ask for their money back) is near sinful in its poor quality."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 2, 2010
|
|
D
|
63%
|
Extract (2009) |
"
This is a disappointing effort by writer-director Mike Judge that, on paper, may have been an amusing idea. In execution, though, it is not."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Sep 6, 2009
|
|
D
|
19%
|
Righteous Kill (2008) |
"
...a dud of a film that tries to be clever but fails miserably."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Sep 11, 2008
|
|
D
|
5%
|
Because I Said So (2007) |
"
Because I Said So's biggest sin is that it treats its characters like idiots, with Keaton's Daphne leading the charge. [She's] a woman who apparently makes her living by baking the occasional cake, most of which land on the sidewalk or in her face."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Feb 9, 2007
|
|
D
|
12%
|
The Messengers (2007) |
"
As I left the theater after seeing The Messenger I overheard a guy asking his date: "So, what was the message?" My thoughts exactly."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Feb 2, 2007
|
|
D
|
27%
|
Trust the Man (2006) |
"
This is the kind of film that is a rip-off for the movie house audience and should have gone direct to DVD."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Aug 18, 2006
|
|
D
|
52%
|
Strangers with Candy (2005) |
"
I would rather be abandoned in the fiery [heat] of Death Valley than be subjected to Strangers with Candy again, even in an air-conditioned theater!"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jul 11, 2006
|
|
D
|
15%
|
Stoned (2005) |
"
I would rather be stoned than have to watch Stoned."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 13, 2006
|
|
D
|
33%
|
The Libertine (2006) |
"
Newcomer director Laurence Dunmore does not show the experience necessary to pull off this period piece and lets Depp's performance fall by the wayside"
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 1, 2006
|
|
D
|
28%
|
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"
I came out of Elizabethtown with one question: what's the point? I still haven't figured that out."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Oct 16, 2005
|
|
D
|
46%
|
Bad News Bears (2005) |
"
Bad News Bears is a shallow imitation that, though the highest form of flattery, does not mean it should have been remade."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jul 21, 2005
|
|
D
|
20%
|
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005) |
"
Some dreams are better left unrealized. "
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Jun 9, 2005
|
|
D
|
23%
|
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"
The new "The Amityville Horror" makes its predecessor feel like high art."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 14, 2005
|
|
D
|
80%
|
Slums of Beverly Hills (1998) |
"
Aside from Corrigan, there is nothing that I can recommend about it."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
D
|
12%
|
Batman & Robin (1997) |
"
It represents the things I really, really dislike about Hollywood and its overblown product."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
D
|
11%
|
Chill Factor (1999) |
"
We've been here before and it's been done better, much better."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
D
|
3%
|
McHale's Navy (1997) |
"
The most idiotic, unfunny script imaginable."
—
Reeling Reviews
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
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