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0/5
|
16%
|
The Big Bounce (2004) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 9, 2004
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0/5
|
23%
|
Torque (2004) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 20, 2004
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0/5
|
5%
|
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) |
"
This is the first film I've ever seen that had no obvious directing involved."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Aug 19, 2002
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0/5
|
3%
|
Deuces Wild (2002) |
"
So stupid, so ill-conceived, so badly drawn, it created whole new levels of ugly."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted May 5, 2002
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0/5
|
10%
|
Supernova (2000) |
"
This Flick Sucked. It sucked the lifeforce right out of me...I had to run quickly out of the theater house before I stumbled upon the Projectionists Room; I had matches, and I knew how to use them."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0/5
|
20%
|
Monkeybone (2001) |
"
So bad, it made me cuss."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0.5/5
|
10%
|
Bad Company (2002) |
"
Bad company. Bad movie. Just plain bad."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jun 18, 2002
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0.5/5
|
7%
|
Dragonfly (2002) |
"
I can only assume that somewhere in Hollywood, there's an Evil Person holding a Kevin Costner Voodoo Doll - and he's making Kevin do baaaaaad things..."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 24, 2002
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0.5/5
|
22%
|
Impostor (2002) |
"
I don't know much about the man, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that the loud screeching sound you just heard, was the sound of Phillip K. Dick rolling over in his grave."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 7, 2002
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0.5/5
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73%
|
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) |
"
Don't be fooled by the hype: A.I. is nothing more than a rambling, pointless, godawful boring paean to Spielberg's Neverneverland fixation."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jul 1, 2001
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|
0.5/5
|
71%
|
Bringing Out the Dead (1999) |
"
...if this is what The Dead look like, please, take them back."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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0.5/5
|
15%
|
Random Hearts (1999) |
"
They shoulda just called this one 'Random Scenes'."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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|
0.5/5
|
31%
|
Brokedown Palace (1999) |
"
Save your money; TV's Prisoner: CellBlock H was more believable than this tripe. Heck, Charlie's Angels did better Chicks Behind Bars segments than this brokedown movie."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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0.5/5
|
7%
|
Chill Factor (1999) |
"
...I have no time to go to a theater and have my intelligence insulted (not to mention having my wallet lifted) by flicks that don't do me the honour of at least stating, well in advanced, that they will be just plain DUMB."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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0.5/5
|
21%
|
Wild Wild West (1999) |
"
The movie that started 3BC. Man, what an ugly movie with which to start."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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0.5/4
|
46%
|
Where the Money Is (2000) |
"
Mr. Newman, I wept for you."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0.5/4
|
9%
|
Eye of the Beholder (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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0.5/4
|
28%
|
Gossip (1999) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
0.5/4
|
17%
|
Here On Earth (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
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0.5/4
|
25%
|
Reindeer Games (Deception) (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
0.5/4
|
22%
|
Lucky Numbers (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
0.5/4
|
48%
|
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
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1/5
|
23%
|
Wicker Park (2004) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Sep 7, 2004
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1/5
|
22%
|
The Tuxedo (2002) |
"
The Tuxedo wasn't just bad; it was, as my friend David Cross would call it, 'Hungry-Man portions of bad'."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Oct 7, 2002
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1/5
|
29%
|
The Time Machine (2002) |
"
I wish I could go back in time and erase any memory I have of watching this goofy flick."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Mar 10, 2002
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|
1/5
|
53%
|
Storytelling (2002) |
"
I hate the feeling of having been slimed in the name of High Art."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 20, 2002
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|
1/5
|
19%
|
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (2001) |
"
It's pretty much a sure bet that there won't be a 'Tomb Raider 2'. They've already used up their Power Of God chip; where would one go from there?"
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jun 18, 2001
|
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1/5
|
33%
|
One Night at McCool's (2001) |
"
This flick's just plain McDumb."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted May 1, 2001
|
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1/5
|
36%
|
Blue Streak (1999) |
"
If you just need to see a remake of Beverly Hills Cop - without its unforced humor - this one's for you"
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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1/5
|
22%
|
Coyote Ugly (2000) |
"
Oh, I had all manner of Spiffy Things to say about Coyote Ugly...but I think I'll just cut to the chase with the one thing that kept overwhelming me throughout my whole time watching it: **YAWN**"
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
|
61%
|
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) |
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Oct 12, 2003
|
|
|
36%
|
Duplex (Our House) (2003) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Oct 12, 2003
|
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1
|
11%
|
Highlander - Endgame (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1
|
12%
|
Hanging Up (2000) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1
|
86%
|
State and Main (2000) |
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/5
|
45%
|
Daredevil (2003) |
"
ewww, that was actively bad."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 18, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
Biker Boyz (2003) |
"
Biker Boyz wasn't up to the task of doing those real [Black Biker] stories any justice."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 2, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
45%
|
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) |
"
I am, admittedly, hard on flicks, but big names or not, some things just should not be seen, or heard. And unless you're a big Hugh Grant fiend...uh, I mean, fan...this flick, my friends, is one of those things. In other words...fuggedaboudit."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Feb 14, 2001
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|
2/5
|
1%
|
Twisted (2004) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Mar 15, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
38%
|
Brother Bear (2003) |
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Nov 3, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
34%
|
In the Cut (2003) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Nov 3, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
Beyond Borders (2003) |
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Oct 27, 2003
|
|
—
|
75%
|
Intolerable Cruelty (2003) |
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Oct 13, 2003
|
|
—
|
50%
|
The Emperor's Club (2002) |
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Nov 25, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
City by the Sea (2002) |
"
City By The Sea was not bad, per se; but when it comes to my movie dollar, 'not bad, per se' is not good enough."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Sep 10, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
65%
|
Possession (2002) |
"
Yes, I know it's based on a novel, and no, I haven't read that novel, and no, I have no *intentions* on reading that novel. All I know is that, as a movie, Possession failed to grab me."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Sep 3, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
39%
|
Martin Lawrence Live - Runteldat (2002) |
"
'Runteldat'? I would, but besides 'Marrrr'in's a bit full of himself', there's not much new to tell."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Aug 3, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
63%
|
We Were Soldiers (2002) |
"
Is it unpatriotic to say that I'm sick of war movies? I'd take the heat...if it meant I don't have to watch another bad rah rah Hollywood designer war flick again."
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3BlackChicks Review
Posted Mar 4, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
34%
|
I Am Sam (2001) |
"
If there was a heartstring to be tugged, or a tear to be jerked, director Jessie Nelson and co-writer Kristine Johnson tugged and jerked as hard as they could."
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 28, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
Kate & Leopold (2001) |
"
Its time-travel legs were weak, its love story not much better; Kate & Leopold barely stood a chance from jump."
—
3BlackChicks Review
Posted Jan 2, 2002
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