Rose 'Bams' Cooper

Rose 'Bams' Cooper

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Biography:
3BlackChicks Enterprises, and our banner page, 3BlackChicks... Review Flicks started with a simple question: "Why are there 'no' nationally-known Black reviewers?" That "simple" question evolved--and still continues to evolve--into the form of the "3BlackChicks Review..." project. First and foremost, it must be said: We Are Not A Monolith. Not the general We, and certainly not the three primary women who work on this project. We are as diverse as any three Black women on this planet could be, and yet, we each heard the question--"why?"--heard an answer--"why not us?"--and set about actualizing it.3BlackChicks Review consists of:
  • Rose "Bams" Cooper, who describes herself as a curmudgeonly sort who has rarely met a movie she ever liked. Funny that she was the one who posed the question in the first place, eh? She has no tolerance for bad movies--no matter who's in 'em--and she has no problem saying so. Or walking out on one. Writing her movie reviews is only one part of her "job" with 3BC; she divides the rest of her time as the 3BC "WebChick", as well as composing articles for the "Beyond The Screen: Essays and Editorials on The Movie Experience" area of the site.
  • Kamal "The Diva" Larsuel, a self-avowed "movie nut"; she provided the answer to the original question, and got the ball rolling on the project by putting the framework of the website together, with her amazing collection of historical boxoffice data and her seemingly-endless contacts list. Along with writing her reviews and "Diva's Daily Dish" for the site, Kamal acts as the publicity liason for 3BC.
  • Cassandra "Cass" Henry, our newest member, is full of good ol' Southern Hospitality - but don't let that sweet disposition fool ya. She's no pushover, no sirree. Cass will be specializing in older flick reviews, as well as heading up the literary corner of 3BC. But that's another story for another time... 3BlackChicks Review prides itself on being "plain folks" with regard to our reviews, striving to keep in touch with the general movie-viewing audience--a factor which many professionally-paid reviewers, seem to forget. To that end, we have developed our "Viewer Voices" webboard (a web-based bulletin board system), and the "Guest Starring" feedback form, which allows our readers to submit their commentary on the movies they've seen; future plans include a chat room, for events-based, real-time communications with our readers. Through these and the other areas of our website, we hope to provide the webgoing reader with our unique spin, our "flava", if you will, on the movie business and beyond.Diversity being key, while we do focus on "Black" movies, we do not limit ourselves to them, as a glance at our ever-growing reviews archives, will show. Or, as we say in the vernacular, "Don't let the smooth taste fool ya: this ain't 'just' A Black Thing; neither is it 'just' A Chick Thing. Remember that Monolith dealie? It still holds true, so put your pre-conceived notions away, and check out our swerve. Dig?"
  • Publications:
    3BlackChicks Review
    Total Reviews:
    295
    Total QuickRatings:
    1
    Location:
    Michigan

    Worst Reviewed Films

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    0/5 16% The Big Bounce (2004) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 9, 2004
    0/5 23% Torque (2004) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 20, 2004
    0/5 5% The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) " This is the first film I've ever seen that had no obvious directing involved." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Aug 19, 2002
    0/5 3% Deuces Wild (2002) " So stupid, so ill-conceived, so badly drawn, it created whole new levels of ugly." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted May 5, 2002
    0/5 10% Supernova (2000) " This Flick Sucked. It sucked the lifeforce right out of me...I had to run quickly out of the theater house before I stumbled upon the Projectionists Room; I had matches, and I knew how to use them." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0/5 20% Monkeybone (2001) " So bad, it made me cuss." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/5 10% Bad Company (2002) " Bad company. Bad movie. Just plain bad." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jun 18, 2002
    0.5/5 7% Dragonfly (2002) " I can only assume that somewhere in Hollywood, there's an Evil Person holding a Kevin Costner Voodoo Doll - and he's making Kevin do baaaaaad things..." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 24, 2002
    0.5/5 22% Impostor (2002) " I don't know much about the man, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that the loud screeching sound you just heard, was the sound of Phillip K. Dick rolling over in his grave." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 7, 2002
    0.5/5 73% A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) " Don't be fooled by the hype: A.I. is nothing more than a rambling, pointless, godawful boring paean to Spielberg's Neverneverland fixation." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jul 1, 2001
    0.5/5 71% Bringing Out the Dead (1999) " ...if this is what The Dead look like, please, take them back." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    0.5/5 15% Random Hearts (1999) " They shoulda just called this one 'Random Scenes'." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    0.5/5 31% Brokedown Palace (1999) " Save your money; TV's Prisoner: CellBlock H was more believable than this tripe. Heck, Charlie's Angels did better Chicks Behind Bars segments than this brokedown movie." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    0.5/5 7% Chill Factor (1999) " ...I have no time to go to a theater and have my intelligence insulted (not to mention having my wallet lifted) by flicks that don't do me the honour of at least stating, well in advanced, that they will be just plain DUMB." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    0.5/5 21% Wild Wild West (1999) " The movie that started 3BC. Man, what an ugly movie with which to start." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    0.5/4 46% Where the Money Is (2000) " Mr. Newman, I wept for you." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/4 9% Eye of the Beholder (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/4 28% Gossip (1999) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/4 17% Here On Earth (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/4 25% Reindeer Games (Deception) (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/4 22% Lucky Numbers (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    0.5/4 48% Me, Myself & Irene (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    1/5 23% Wicker Park (2004) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Sep 7, 2004
    1/5 22% The Tuxedo (2002) " The Tuxedo wasn't just bad; it was, as my friend David Cross would call it, 'Hungry-Man portions of bad'." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Oct 7, 2002
    1/5 29% The Time Machine (2002) " I wish I could go back in time and erase any memory I have of watching this goofy flick." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Mar 10, 2002
    1/5 53% Storytelling (2002) " I hate the feeling of having been slimed in the name of High Art." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 20, 2002
    1/5 19% Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (2001) " It's pretty much a sure bet that there won't be a 'Tomb Raider 2'. They've already used up their Power Of God chip; where would one go from there?" — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jun 18, 2001
    1/5 33% One Night at McCool's (2001) " This flick's just plain McDumb." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted May 1, 2001
    1/5 36% Blue Streak (1999) " If you just need to see a remake of Beverly Hills Cop - without its unforced humor - this one's for you" — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    1/5 22% Coyote Ugly (2000) " Oh, I had all manner of Spiffy Things to say about Coyote Ugly...but I think I'll just cut to the chase with the one thing that kept overwhelming me throughout my whole time watching it: **YAWN**" — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    61% Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Oct 12, 2003
    36% Duplex (Our House) (2003) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Oct 12, 2003
    1 11% Highlander - Endgame (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    1 12% Hanging Up (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    1 86% State and Main (2000) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 1, 2000
    1.5/5 45% Daredevil (2003) " ewww, that was actively bad." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 18, 2003
    1.5/5 23% Biker Boyz (2003) " Biker Boyz wasn't up to the task of doing those real [Black Biker] stories any justice." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 2, 2003
    1.5/5 45% Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) " I am, admittedly, hard on flicks, but big names or not, some things just should not be seen, or heard. And unless you're a big Hugh Grant fiend...uh, I mean, fan...this flick, my friends, is one of those things. In other words...fuggedaboudit." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Feb 14, 2001
    2/5 1% Twisted (2004) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Mar 15, 2004
    2/5 38% Brother Bear (2003) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Nov 3, 2003
    2/5 34% In the Cut (2003) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Nov 3, 2003
    2/5 14% Beyond Borders (2003) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Oct 27, 2003
    75% Intolerable Cruelty (2003) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Oct 13, 2003
    50% The Emperor's Club (2002) 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Nov 25, 2002
    2/5 48% City by the Sea (2002) " City By The Sea was not bad, per se; but when it comes to my movie dollar, 'not bad, per se' is not good enough." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Sep 10, 2002
    2/5 65% Possession (2002) " Yes, I know it's based on a novel, and no, I haven't read that novel, and no, I have no *intentions* on reading that novel. All I know is that, as a movie, Possession failed to grab me." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Sep 3, 2002
    2/5 39% Martin Lawrence Live - Runteldat (2002) " 'Runteldat'? I would, but besides 'Marrrr'in's a bit full of himself', there's not much new to tell." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Aug 3, 2002
    2/5 63% We Were Soldiers (2002) " Is it unpatriotic to say that I'm sick of war movies? I'd take the heat...if it meant I don't have to watch another bad rah rah Hollywood designer war flick again." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Mar 4, 2002
    2/5 34% I Am Sam (2001) " If there was a heartstring to be tugged, or a tear to be jerked, director Jessie Nelson and co-writer Kristine Johnson tugged and jerked as hard as they could." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 28, 2002
    2/5 50% Kate & Leopold (2001) " Its time-travel legs were weak, its love story not much better; Kate & Leopold barely stood a chance from jump." — 3BlackChicks Review
    Posted Jan 2, 2002
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