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Rubin Safaya

Rubin Safaya
"Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash, we have very little reason to be interested in them." - Pauline Kael "Cinema is truth at twenty-four frames a second, and every cut is a lie." - Jean-Luc Godard

Agrees with the Tomatometer 79% of the time.

Rubin Safaya's reviews (from any publication) always count toward the Tomatometer because this critic is a Tomatometer-approved critic.

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
D+ 86% 500 Days of Summer (2009) "The film revels in the hip witticisms that swim mostly inside a writer's head but never come forth in the real world with the timing and execution seen here. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
C- 14% I Love You Beth Cooper (2009) "The movie could have been much improved by slicing a few frames from each shot, and reining in Rust's weirdness just a bit%u2014so as to not contribute to the lumbering, hallucinogenic feel of his initial characterization. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
D 45% Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) (2009) "When the story does get underway, the incident that sets it into motion seems thrown in%u2014precisely what you'd expect for the third installment in a series that was already tired by the second. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
C 48% My Sister's Keeper (2009) "The film has its flaws and swims in meticulously crafted schmaltz... yet also has well-conceived tender moments hiding in the fringes. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
D+ 15% Year One (2009) "The problem is not the historicity, or lack thereof, in a comedy, but the uneven pace of the humor. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
D+ 51% The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) "This is either bad writing, bad direction, bad acting or a combination of the three. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
B+ 79% The Hangover (2009) "Question: What do Mike Tyson's tiger, a chicken, a horrible effeminate Chinese man stereotype naked in a car trunk, a stolen police car, a baby, a missing tooth and Phil Collins' music all have in common? Answer: Nothing... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
F+ 9% My Life in Ruins (2009) "Leave it to Hollywood to take a bad idea and make it terrible. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
A- 98% Up (2009) "...if you've ever wondered what kind of jokes dogs would tell if they could speak, here's your chance. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
B+ 100% Sita Sings the Blues (2008) "The story shifts effortlessly between the two-dimensional collage style of the narrator segments, the classical artistic design of the Rama-Sita story, the pencil sketch style of the modern story, and finally Hanshaw's musical numbers in a two-dimensional " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
D+ 33% Terminator Salvation (2009) "...as fascinating as chewing styrofoam--with the occasional firecracker jammed in to make you chew faster. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
A- 95% Star Trek (2009) "...the film will go down, and endearingly so, as the Brokeback Mountain of space operas... In all the cosmos, a fatherless human and a motherless Vulcan find in one another that which they had lost. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
D 75% Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) "Mr. Moore's documentary fluctuates from lucid, cogent arguments, to cartoonish abstractions and conjectures--all the while, his lilting voice massaging our guilt reflex. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
C- 20% Amelia (2009) " Watching Ms. Swank struggle to emote through carefully-patterned enunciation is an exercise in patience. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
95% Good Hair (2009) "Mr. Rock and Mr. Stilson don't beat you up with a tiresome polemic a-la Michael Moore. Never does he put himself at the center of the film, condescend to the audience, or insult his interview subjects regardless of their views... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
93% The Damned United (2009) "THE DAMNED UNITED is an intriguing study in human ego, and its ability to interfere with sound management. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
45% The Box (2009) "...I walked into a Cameron Diaz film expecting to be treated to shlock, and concluded that I had just witnessed the rebirth of the classical sci-fi/thriller. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
89% Zombieland (2009) "The film involves such gratuitous, juicy spatter, Dexter Morgan would have a field day. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
73% Where the Wild Things Are (2009) "...a total collapse of coherent storytelling--disconnected scenes of running, jumping, throwing, thrashing, and destroying interspersed with languid stretches of navel gazing (read: moping). " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
89% A Serious Man (2009) "It's a funny film, but mostly to those who convince themselves that there's truth behind every facet of Larry's ludicrously-miserable existence. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
25% Law Abiding Citizen (2009) "On a side note, can you believe the Oscar-winning star of RAY made a crack about Helen Keller? " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
52% The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) "At best, it's an assembly line of disconnected gags that rely entirely on Mr. Clooney's sub-deadpans and Mr. McGregor's innocent mug working perpendicular to the jokes. At worst, it's a meditation on the greater absurdities of New Age beliefs and ideals. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
26% Ninja Assassin (2009) "As a viewer, your only task here is to watch, eat popcorn, and laugh, jump or shriek%u2014whichever works for you%u2014whenever you see heads roll, limbs fly or or hemoglobin spurting. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
39% 2012 (2009) "I'm curious, just a bit, about what goes on in the mind of Roland Emmerich. Does he know that he makes some of the best comedies ever written? " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
66% The Blind Side (2009) "The black kid is the MacGuffin around which revolves the affected lives of white people. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
28% The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) "The entire film seems to consist of three thoughts, cycled ad nauseum: Don't leave me. I can't live without you. Make me a vampire. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Dec 6, 2009
63% Clerks II (2006) "The turning point is Dante's serious conversation with Becky about his future plans. From there, the movie finds its narrative center and becomes a real story about real people and, suddenly, you find you even care about Randal. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jul 22, 2006
69% A Scanner Darkly (2006) "As the drugs keep cranking the gears of suspicion, seducing them down syllogistic corridors of absurd reasoning, you can feel them out-thinking their own paranoia to the brink of insanity. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jul 14, 2006
54% Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) "It's as if seven Vice Presidents of Production sat in a boardroom for three days straight, without food or water, and finally their collective genius, poring over reams of test screening data, resoundingly declared with one voice, "WE NEED MORE RUM JOKES " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jul 7, 2006
75% The Devil Wears Prada (2006) "...a story that makes studio executives proud, in which the end lesson is that Stockholm Syndrome is a healthy outlook on life for a career gal. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 30, 2006
76% Superman Returns (2006) "Routh isn't given much else to do except act as a Flying Plot Device... Kate Bosworth's Lois Lane is a study in the art of still life. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 30, 2006
95% Wordplay (2006) "So many aspects of our lives are mundane that just having some sort of passion... means that people are taking time to engage themselves in more than merely subsistence. That demonstrates that there is culture left in the world... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 23, 2006
35% The Lake House (2006) "It's odd, but now I can say I've seen a movie which makes the timing of character interaction in the "Star Wars" prequels look fantastic. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 16, 2006
74% Cars (2006) "...scenes involving the colorful townspeople, capitalizing largely on Paul Newman's skill at playing wise yet ostensibly cantankerous old men, are repeatedly interrupted by long stretches of boring homages to the world of celebrity... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 9, 2006
81% A Prairie Home Companion (2006) "...the film is so busy coddling itself in colloquial humor and Keillor's conjured up diatribes that, from one Minnesotan to you, isn't funny in it's own right. The humor depends largely on whether or not you've been a fan of the original show. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 9, 2006
93% An Inconvenient Truth (2006) "...the fundamental obstacle to making the average human aware and concerned about the ecology is a matter of comprehending scale--a problem which the formerly robotic Democrat tackles rather elegantly. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 9, 2006
91% Water (2005) "...you're an observer to a real dialogue and not merely a viewer in an audience watching a scripted drama and plot unfold. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 6, 2006
37% Keeping Up With The Steins (2006) "...the director treats this movie much in the same way he treats the religion--an endless series of blindly-adhered liturgies, the deeper history and meaning of which is never fully contemplated. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted Jun 2, 2006
58% X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) "This isn't so much a movie as it is a solicitation to lower one's expectations... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 26, 2006
75% Over the Hedge (2006) "Where it lacks ingenuity and cohesive storytelling, it satiates with manic energy, oddball observation and witty humor... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 19, 2006
25% The Da Vinci Code (2006) "...the real secret to "The Da Vinci Code" is that there is no secret. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 19, 2006
13% Just My Luck (2006) "Lohan reads more like oak than Marilyn Monroe on her most inebriated day. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 12, 2006
33% Poseidon (2006) "It's a ship. It sinks. People die. Sound familiar? " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 11, 2006
31% The Promise (Master of Crimson Armor) (Wu ji) (2005) "While the visuals are often quite beautiful, the film is structurally identical to most other popular Chinese epics which, in my mind, have become the East Asian equivalent of Bollywood Cinema -- trash that looks like art to the average viewer. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
70% Mission: Impossible III (2006) "The movie leaves you no sense of reward for having paid attention and everything might as well have been one large dream sequence. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
90% Neil Young: Heart of Gold (2006) "While his lyrics aren't complicated, both the words and the delivery reflect years of pain and anguish, particularly in seeing time pass, friends come and go. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
40% Running Scared (2006) "There's something films like this reflect in our nature... that we seem to delight in propped up monsters that give the protagonist an excuse to behave like one. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
56% 16 Blocks (2006) "It's like those cartoon chase sequences where the scrolling background is on a loop. Here, the characters are on a loop, and the backgrounds change. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
92% Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2006) "Because Chappelle's really digging into who people are... he has the capacity to adeptly grasp such perennial wellsprings of humor as class conflict to a degree unparalleled by modern entertainers... " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
49% The Hills Have Eyes (2006) "To describe this film as "pornographically violent" is an affront to pornography. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
33% The Libertine (2006) "Stumble away from this film as quickly as possible. " ‐ Cinemalogue.com
Posted May 4, 2006
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