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1/5
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69%
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Soapdish (1991) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jun 4, 2003
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1/5
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27%
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Dante's Peak (1997) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 8, 2003
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93%
|
Lake Mungo (2009) |
"
The film conditions you to doubt, growing less suspenseful, less atmospheric, and less frightening as it progresses."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 24, 2009
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73%
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) |
"
this film is about seeing Brad Pitt grow younger and handsomer until he becomes so young and handsome that it's a marvel equivalent to the launch of an Apollo rocket."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Dec 18, 2008
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50%
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The Toe Tactic (2009) |
"
It's originality at the expense of comprehensibility."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 18, 2008
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91%
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Transsiberian (2008) |
"
Transsiberian makes suspenseful and sometimes violent gestures, but it's all decoration."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 18, 2008
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49%
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La Terza Madre (Mother of Tears: The Third Mother) (2007) |
"
A feeble, incidental continuation of his earlier films."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jun 10, 2008
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83%
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A Necessary Death (2012) |
"
A Necessary Death, despite its provocations, remains timid and dramatized, ultimately favoring plot machinations to considering the issue of suicide more deeply."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Apr 15, 2008
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36%
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21 (2008) |
"
Because 21 subscribes to the allure of Vegas and not how it is infiltrated with logic and quantification, its details are subordinated in service to familiar cinematic protocol."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 11, 2008
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69%
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Commando (1985) |
"
The finale is laughably preposterous, with the speedo-ed commando landing on a remote island, gunning down at least a hundred men with fake moustaches, and indiscriminately blowing up buildings in search of little Alyssa."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Aug 17, 2007
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54%
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Manufacturing Dissent (2007) |
"
Caine and Melnyk's film is intent in questioning such legitimacies, which it does well; it's just as propagandistic as a Michael Moore film, but not as entertaining."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 20, 2007
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87%
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The Lookout (2007) |
"
It is as if [Frank] trashes the entire mechanism altogether, resulting in a spoonfed conclusion, rewarding facile expectations and violating the integrity of his film's well-established structure."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 13, 2007
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59%
|
Friday the 13th (1980) |
"
Friday the 13th emerges not as an outstanding slasher film, but as a succinctly formulaic one."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 17, 2006
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63%
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Funny Games (1998) |
"
As a metaphysical experiment in sadism, Funny Games is endorsed by negative responses."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Nov 1, 2005
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51%
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The World Is Not Enough (1999) |
"
Even with [its] lame dialogue, the film would potentially have been redeemed had Denise Richards not been cast as arguably the worst Bond girl in the entire franchise."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 22, 2005
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59%
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Steamboy (2005) |
"
Despite its investment (it is the most expensive animé ever produced) and tried production (which began in 1995), Steamboy is an uncommonly disappointing effort."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 15, 2005
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6%
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Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"
Johnson Family Vacation affords the viewer a single offering of suspense in wondering just how the mode of transportation (a very souped-up Lincoln) will be destroyed."
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Boston Phoenix
Posted Apr 8, 2004
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47%
|
Sweet Movie (1974) |
"
Sweet Movie certainly has varied political aims, but the message is hindered by graphic practices and sex."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Nov 20, 2003
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——
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La Vallée (The Valley) (1972) |
"
It is a film with a lush visual element and ambience, and with little substance."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Aug 6, 2003
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Jag är nyfiken - en film i blått (I Am Curious (Blue)) (2003) |
"
If anything, Blue is far less effective (it is even boring) than its notorious counterpart."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Mar 18, 2003
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40%
|
Patrick (1978) |
"
It is a film that resists visceral shocks, favoring the horror of its psychology. A shame, for its psychology is only slightly horrific."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Nov 26, 2002
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57%
|
A Galaxy Far, Far Away (2001) |
"
To the film's credit its topic supplies a wealth of material, philosophy, and entertainment -- and victim to it, A Galaxy Far Far Away meanders in the wide, overwhelming scope of its course."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 2, 2002
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22%
|
Airheads (1994) |
"
Seen deep behind the successes of all the major talent involved, Airheads is an exercise in mediocrity."
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DVDFuture.com
Posted Sep 27, 2002
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0%
|
Sleepaway Camp III - Teenage Wasteland (1989) |
"
Teenage Wasteland affirms its role as a horror sequel; it is the loudest, cheapest, and most impotent entry in the series."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Sep 9, 2002
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60%
|
Hart's War (2002) |
"
As an American propagandistic attempt to market patriotism (or courage, or honor), it is arguably successful; by its own merits it is merely decent."
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DVDFuture.com
Posted Aug 28, 2002
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94%
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Breaking Away (1979) |
"
Breaking Away adheres to formula so closely that it is rendered incapable of transcending the action it means to honor."
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DVDFuture.com
Posted Aug 24, 2002
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56%
|
Fritz the Cat (1972) |
"
Despite the curiosity it inspires, the world's first X-rated cartoon falls flat in its first ten minutes."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 14, 2002
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20%
|
Sleepaway Camp II - Unhappy Campers (1988) |
"
Unhappy Campers is like a good prank, one that is unfortunately ruined by an obvious wink."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Apr 3, 2002
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2/5
|
12%
|
Jaws 3 (1983) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jul 29, 2003
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2/5
|
72%
|
True Lies (1994) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jun 4, 2003
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2/5
|
33%
|
Killing Zoe (1994) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 18, 2003
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2/5
|
57%
|
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 8, 2003
|
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3/5
|
44%
|
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (1990) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Apr 19, 2004
|
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3/5
|
100%
|
Them! (1954) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jan 6, 2004
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3/5
|
91%
|
Arachnophobia (1990) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jan 5, 2004
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3/5
|
43%
|
Waterworld (1995) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 19, 2003
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3/5
|
68%
|
Bad Taste (1989) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 18, 2003
|
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3/5
|
80%
|
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 18, 2003
|
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3/5
|
40%
|
SpaceCamp (Space Camp) (1986) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 8, 2003
|
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3/5
|
93%
|
Gojira (1956) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted May 7, 2003
|
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3/5
|
59%
|
Permanent Midnight (1998) |
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Apr 10, 2003
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3/5
|
47%
|
PCU (1993) |
"
Yet another horny frat boy romp edited and confined in repeated airings on Comedy Central"
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Sep 24, 2002
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|
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95%
|
Best Worst Movie (2010) |
"
This one has a certain dynamism to it and is at the very least a worthy introduction to the spectacle that is Troll 2."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jul 7, 2010
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43%
|
The Extra Man (2010) |
"
Much of The Extra Man concerns Henry, portrayed with relentless propulsion by Kevin Kline."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jul 6, 2010
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73%
|
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) |
"
The emotions at the core of each scene are sincere, and invariably true to the source."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 5, 2009
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——
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The Beaver Trilogy (2001) |
"
A work of considerable ingenuity"
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Aug 14, 2009
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58%
|
Make Out With Violence (2011) |
"
The entire film possesses a certain longing, the sort that manifests itself and begins to grow at the moment of High School graduation, when some of the most formative circumstances of youth are remembered only as ephemeral moments."
—
Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Aug 9, 2009
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55%
|
Con Air (1997) |
"
Resolutely not boring."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Jul 24, 2009
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|
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84%
|
Medicine for Melancholy (2008) |
"
The film is more ambient than my description will convey, and it doesn't feel scripted or directed in as much as it feels naturally funny and relaxed."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 18, 2008
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63%
|
Beautiful Losers (2008) |
"
That said, all art deserves biography, and great art deserves recognition."
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Not Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted Oct 18, 2008
|
78%
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