|
F
|
23%
|
Torque (2004) |
"
Don't-try-this-at-home stunts collide with a don't-read-this-anywhere script."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 16, 2004
|
|
F
|
23%
|
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"
Rapidly settles into a predictable pattern of uninspired teen punishment."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Aug 28, 2003
|
|
F
|
43%
|
The Rules of Attraction (2002) |
"
So detestable you must watch it just to see how one filmmaker can fail on every level."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Oct 10, 2002
|
|
D-
|
31%
|
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) |
"
(Owes) more to Verne 'Mini Me' Troyer than author Jules Verne."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jun 18, 2004
|
|
D-
|
6%
|
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"
Plays out like the pilot episode for a sitcom that no network picked up."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 13, 2004
|
|
D-
|
26%
|
Never Die Alone (2004) |
"
Worse than you could ever imagine."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Mar 26, 2004
|
|
D-
|
77%
|
L'Auberge Espagnole (Pot Luck)(Euro Pudding)(The Spanish Apartment) (2003) |
"
Crams a whole season of Real World fights, flings, cover-ups and send-off parties into one bloated pastry of a film."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 30, 2003
|
|
D-
|
60%
|
Down with Love (2003) |
"
Sinks to unspeakably vulgar depths with nary a clue to how far it's falling."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted May 12, 2003
|
|
0.5/4
|
20%
|
The Rite (2011) |
"
A run-of-the-mill chiller that spends an inordinate amount of time flirting with unconventional scare tactics before sacrificing all of its ingenuity to become the latest in a long line of "The Exorcist" clones."
—
Washington Post
Posted Jan 28, 2011
|
|
D
|
15%
|
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"
Well-intentioned, but terribly stereotypical, falling back on the insulting ghetto speak and flabby caricatures that used to populate In Living Color skits."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 23, 2005
|
|
D
|
5%
|
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"
Contains momentum-halting continuity errors and clownish antics from hammy performers that will have Santa scribbling furiously on next year's "Naughty" list."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 7, 2004
|
|
D
|
44%
|
National Treasure (2004) |
"
Hop-scotches up the Eastern seaboard with no real zeal, detouring at historic landmarks like a tour bus on steroids."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 19, 2004
|
|
D
|
86%
|
Collateral (2004) |
"
As realistic as an episode of HBO's Taxicab Confessions, without that stimulating voyeuristic quality modern audiences crave."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Aug 6, 2004
|
|
D
|
61%
|
Saved! (2004) |
"
Takes cheap swings at easy targets and gift wraps a tidy message of forgiveness that's as empty as (its) put-on Christian attitude."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jun 11, 2004
|
|
D
|
4%
|
The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
"
...criminally deficient."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 13, 2004
|
|
D
|
1%
|
Twisted (2004) |
"
For a movie riddled with corpses, Twisted is pretty lifeless."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Mar 5, 2004
|
|
D
|
11%
|
Catch That Kid (2004) |
"
(Audiences) quickly will grow tired of the film's childish antics."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 9, 2004
|
|
D
|
33%
|
The Butterfly Effect (2004) |
"
The insensitive execution results in a Twilight Zone twist as imagined by Charles Manson."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 23, 2004
|
|
D
|
12%
|
Cold Creek Manor (2003) |
"
A by-the-book stalker picture marred by sloppy plotting. It's only scary if a malicious redneck holding a grudge terrifies you."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 17, 2003
|
|
D
|
77%
|
The Good Thief (2003) |
"
(Nolte) was knocking at death's door but paused long enough ... for a police department mug shot. Who knew his next picture could be worse?"
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 24, 2003
|
|
D
|
34%
|
Bringing Down The House (2003) |
"
Short on laughs that don't involve racist remarks, House decimates race relations and sets civil rights back to the Stone Age."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Mar 7, 2003
|
|
D
|
26%
|
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003) |
"
Am I surprised that director Andrzej Bartkowiak's Cradle 2 the Grave is choppy, one-sided and utterly punchless? Not really."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 27, 2003
|
|
D
|
22%
|
The Tuxedo (2002) |
"
Like bread with no yeast, Tuxedo never rises to the occasion."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Sep 26, 2002
|
|
D
|
53%
|
Blood Work (2002) |
"
Some say Eastwood could sleepwalk through detective thrillers of this nature. I say he just did."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Aug 8, 2002
|
|
D
|
39%
|
Martin Lawrence Live - Runteldat (2002) |
"
It's just hard to believe that a life like this can sound so dull."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Aug 1, 2002
|
|
D
|
77%
|
Ice Age (2002) |
"
Needs a hit of Ritalin as much as it needs an original idea."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Mar 14, 2002
|
|
D
|
38%
|
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) |
"
Screenwriter Rob Perez knows as much about both self-discipline and Catholicism as I know about echocardiography."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 28, 2002
|
|
D
|
23%
|
John Q (2002) |
"
Drowns in a sea of manipulative formulas and cardboard caricatures."
—
Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 14, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
American Reunion (2012) |
"
Lazy, stupid, recycled, immature, predictable, unfunny ... a pathetic attempt by a dead franchise to scrape the bottom of an already filthy barrel and squeeze a few more dollars from audience members seeking clichéd nostalgia. "
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 5, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
The Art of Getting By (2011) |
"
nauseatingly contrived "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 16, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Charlie St. Cloud (2010) |
"
A melodramatic and hopelessly disorganized feature-length episode of "The Ghost Whisperer" that trots out an exhausted "Sixth Sense" escape clause after painting itself into one too many narrative corners. "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 29, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
My Life in Ruins (2009) |
"
Nia Vardalos is the new Yakov Smirnoff"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 4, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Next Day Air (2009) |
"
a rare type of disaster... putrid"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 7, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
The Lucky Ones (2008) |
"
The actual lucky ones will be sitting in a different movie theater, watching anything but this."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 25, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
43%
|
Death Race (2008) |
"
exists so critics will have something to put on their year-end "Worst Of" lists."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 21, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
39%
|
Speed Racer (2008) |
"
the summer's most irrelevant blockbuster"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 8, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
72%
|
Under the Same Moon (2008) |
"
a string of poorly-written, obvious clichés that litter the road many travel from Mexico City to the southern United States"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 9, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"
as pretty as it is dumb"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 7, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
25%
|
El Cantante (2007) |
"
Cmo terrible!"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 2, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
The Reaping (2007) |
"
Trouble sleeping? Try The Reaping."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 5, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
I Think I Love My Wife (2007) |
"
Suffering through Wife actually makes you miserable."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 15, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
65%
|
Apocalypto (2006) |
"
suffers the carte blanche excesses of a successful director who believes he's earned the right not to be told "no.""
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 7, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
You, Me and Dupree (2006) |
"
Between you and me, Dupree is a dud."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 13, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
The Wild (2006) |
"
You will not find a worse movie in Walt Disney's animated canon than The Wild"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 13, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
43%
|
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2006) |
"
Maybe placing the word "comedy" in the title is just another failed attempt at humor?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 19, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
Dear Hilary... I can't see you or your movies anymore."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 16, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
Madison (2005) |
"
only naïve adolescents with no prior film knowledge will stomach the pap"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 20, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
The Wedding Date (2005) |
"
The shenanigans that first-time screenwriter Dana Cox concocts from this lame scenario fluctuate from stupid to lazy and back to dull"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 2, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
Alexander (2004) |
"
A big misfire, a big bore, and a big fat waste of time."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 22, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Raise Your Voice (2004) |
"
flavorless... unappetizing... torture"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 6, 2004
|
78%
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