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0/5
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25%
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Sextette (1978) |
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Aug 5, 2002
|
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1/5
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Cameron's Closet (1989) |
"
Typical, dated 80s claptrap."
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Jan 27, 2005
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1/5
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59%
|
Enemy Mine (1985) |
"
Engrossing"
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Dec 20, 2004
|
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1/5
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Honeysuckle Rose (1980) |
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Sep 23, 2004
|
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1/5
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Shackleton (2002) |
"
Disappointing, especially in comparison with the documentaries on Shakleton."
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Oct 11, 2002
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1/5
|
36%
|
Swimming Pool - Der Tod Feiert Mit (The Pool) (2001) |
"
The Pool drowned me in boredom."
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Oct 11, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
89%
|
Leaving Las Vegas (1995) |
"
Depressing, dull and dreary."
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Sep 27, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
House (Ding Dong, You're Dead) (1986) |
"
May a house fall on the director's sister."
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Aug 9, 2002
|
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1/5
|
25%
|
Hard Rain (1997) |
"
Yes, even the great Morgan Freeman is fallable."
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Fantastica Daily
Posted Aug 9, 2002
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The Uninvited (2009) |
"
[Almost fresh, but] in the end, Uninvited has more in common with The Devil's Rain than it does Rosemary's Baby."
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Horror.com
Posted Jul 13, 2010
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Edgar Allan Poe's Ligeia () |
"
There are some good horror moments (especially when Ligeia is doing her black-magic voodoo by administering absinthe and trapping souls in her secret dungeon), but mostly the movie is talk, talk, sex, talk, talk."
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Horror.com
Posted Jul 3, 2010
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Pig Hunt (2008) |
"
I'm not 'high on the hog' - I don't recommend Pig Hunt even for those who'll watch almost any nature-gone-bad horror flick."
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Horror.com
Posted Jul 3, 2010
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Southern Gothic (2010) |
"
There's some fairly complex mythology hinted at here and there, but not much is made of it. It's sort of Gothic, but not very Southern. The flick's got bits and pieces and elements of this and that, but there's nothing concrete to glom onto."
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Horror.com
Posted May 18, 2010
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29%
|
Evil Toons (1992) |
"
Close encounters of the absurd kind."
—
Horror.com
Posted May 18, 2010
|
|
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43%
|
Robin Hood (2010) |
"
Who doesn't smile at the thought of the tale of rollicking Robin Hood, Maid Marion, and the Merry Men? I can name a couple: Director Ridley Scott and star Russell Crowe. This dour duo bring a heretofore unexplored gloom and doom to the age-old fable."
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Buzzine Magazine
Posted May 17, 2010
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Stoic (2010) |
"
The account begins to drag about halfway through, and limps onto an inevitable end..."
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Horror.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
|
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——
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Dolan's Cadillac (2009) |
"
The whole thing blows a gasket, overheats, and dies on empty."
—
Horror.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
|
|
|
0%
|
Transylmania (2009) |
"
Fart jokes ensue."
—
Horror.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
|
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Band from Hell (2009) |
"
Let's just say it's a hard day's night when the moon is full."
—
Horror.com
Posted Apr 14, 2010
|
|
|
60%
|
ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) |
"
Seek and destroy all copies of this DVD."
—
Horror.com
Posted Mar 25, 2010
|
|
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13%
|
The Final (2010) |
"
The acting is pretty good and the costumes are great, but the movie is routine and its message dated."
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Horror.com
Posted Mar 25, 2010
|
|
|
68%
|
Shutter Island (2010) |
"
Shutter Island is one of Scorsese's most uneven films to date."
—
Horror.com
Posted Feb 17, 2010
|
|
|
100%
|
Ink (2009) |
"
Unfortunately, Ink's too-long running time and acting-class cast fade out any lasting impressions. I am, however, looking forward to seeing a more succinct but hopefully equally as visually impressive future feature from the director."
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Buzzine Magazine
Posted Jan 17, 2010
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A l'aventure (2009) |
"
À l'aventure is a completely forgettable but not altogether bad erotic tale following the sexual (and very talky) self-discovery journey of young, beautiful and bored Sandrine."
—
Buzzine Magazine
Posted Jan 17, 2010
|
|
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33%
|
Blood Creek (2009) |
"
[The story is] pretty silly and unfortunately some of the scenes obviously intended to be shocking and effective are hobbled by budget; the dodgy CGI really undermines the scares."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jan 12, 2010
|
|
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28%
|
Pandorum (2009) |
"
Or as I like to call it, Pan-bore-um."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jan 6, 2010
|
|
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26%
|
Ninja Assassin (2009) |
"
The egregious overuse of CG and the too-dark cinematography is unconscionable."
—
Horror.com
Posted Nov 24, 2009
|
|
|
27%
|
The Canyon (2009) |
"
Watch this... or a giant hole in the ground. Same difference."
—
Horror.com
Posted Nov 23, 2009
|
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The Haunted Airman (2006) |
"
The flick never proceeds beyond its initial inertia into any semblance of horror or suspense."
—
Horror.com
Posted Nov 23, 2009
|
|
|
12%
|
The Stepfather (2009) |
"
Wait till your father gets home... on DVD."
—
Horror.com
Posted Oct 23, 2009
|
|
|
84%
|
Whip It (2009) |
"
Actor Ellen Page can do no wrong. Unfortunately director Drew Barrymore, screenwriter Shauna Cross, and cinematographer Robert D. Yeoman can."
—
Buzzine Magazine
Posted Sep 19, 2009
|
|
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21%
|
H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
There's an overall bitterness and jadedness to the filmmaking that's alienating. Go ahead and make a nauseating film, but please: have a point."
—
Horror.com
Posted Aug 28, 2009
|
|
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74%
|
I Sell the Dead (2008) |
"
While I didn't much care for it, I can't fault the flick for having its heart in the right place (along with a wooden stake dead-center)."
—
Horror.com
Posted Aug 1, 2009
|
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——
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Backwoods (2008) |
"
By the time one of the terrorized characters in this hillbilly horror movie becomes desperate and suicidal, most audiences will be way ahead of her. Unfortunately we don't share her fear; only her hopelessness."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jul 4, 2009
|
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Night Train (2009) |
"
I'm not exactly saying you shouldn't see Night Train, but afterward I was all... uh, bored."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jun 18, 2009
|
|
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——
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Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009) |
"
This trail leads to a dead end."
—
Horror.com
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
|
38%
|
X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009) |
"
It's a shame the fantastic actors and their characters don't get their due. It's obvious they all worked hard, and had fun with their roles."
—
Horror.com
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
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31%
|
While She Was Out (2008) |
"
Imagine a Lifetime revenge-themed movie of the week intercut with a few death scenes from the cutting room floor of a Final Destination flick."
—
Horror.com
Posted Apr 5, 2009
|
|
|
71%
|
Splinter (2008) |
"
Everything you expect to happen, does - but it isn't satisfying."
—
Horror.com
Posted Apr 3, 2009
|
|
|
66%
|
Sleep Dealer (2009) |
"
It's a good story and is well-acted and nicely shot, but its pace is disappointingly plodding."
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Buzzine Magazine
Posted Apr 3, 2009
|
|
|
34%
|
Alien Trespass (2009) |
"
Everything is perfected to the letter, but it lacks the oomph of homage movies like Pleasantville, or the fun irony of social satires like Fido."
—
Buzzine Magazine
Posted Apr 3, 2009
|
|
|
50%
|
American Swing (2009) |
"
Can't get it up."
—
Buzzine Magazine
Posted Apr 3, 2009
|
|
|
44%
|
The Broken (2009) |
"
I was on board with The Broken through the first three quarters, but the sucker punch of nothingness at the end soured me on the whole thing."
—
Horror.com
Posted Mar 23, 2009
|
|
|
——
|
The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations (2009) |
"
Harrowing for all the wrong reasons, Revelations doesn't even have a decent gore factor for fans of horror."
—
Horror.com
Posted Mar 21, 2009
|
|
|
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|
Dark Reel (2009) |
"
While I can't in good conscious recommend Dark Reel even as a rental, it might be worth a look on late-night TV for insomniac fans of the cast and admirers of whacky Hollywood send-ups."
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Horror.com
Posted Feb 12, 2009
|
|
|
——
|
Walled In (2009) |
"
Eight stories... and none of them good."
—
Horror.com
Posted Feb 12, 2009
|
|
|
31%
|
The Uninvited (2009) |
"
The Uninvited isn't bad. Worse, it's bland."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jan 31, 2009
|
|
|
——
|
Moonlight - The Complete First Season (2009) |
"
Type 0-negative."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jan 23, 2009
|
|
|
——
|
Suffering Man's Charity (Ghost Writer) (2009) |
"
Black comedy, bleak horror."
—
Horror.com
Posted Jan 23, 2009
|
|
|
53%
|
Bangkok Dangerous (1999) |
"
The movie, about a top-notch hitman who takes on an apprentice, starts off promisingly enough but winds up bleeding out about halfway through."
—
Buzzine Magazine
Posted Jan 9, 2009
|
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